Anyone here looking to "adopt" someone? Or probably

>>18167407
Unless you're a hot blonde russian, fat chance.
Where are you from?

>>18167459
Fuck. I'm an 18 year old dude.

>>18167407
What guarantee would anyone have that you're not just going to be a fat lazy asshole once you have the good life in the US? That they should trust you to not have a myriad of problems and legal issues? That your personality isn't totally hostile?


You can lie on the internet all you want but you can't change who you are.

Where are you from?

>>18167407
Nigger, you know that kind of shit is literally dangerous, right?

You could go to that guy's country and end up being a gay prostitute for a criminal organization or getting your limbs and organs sold.

No one could ever adopt you at 18 years old, unless you want to take the gay route and become the sex partner of some gay american dude, but I'm sure you are not gay.

>>18167765
This
I doubt your country is the shittiest shithole and by the fact that you speak English and shitpost on 4chan, you're most likely are well off anyway. Don't pretend moving to a country in which you're just poor and/or stuck in a shit situation will somehow make your life better.

>>18167468
Hot blonde Russian and 18 year old dude aren't mutually exclusive

Go to Iowa and look on a couch surfing website. Everyone is pretty damn friendly.