Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 1839. page

>>18242232
tried shutting it?

>>18242236
tried shutting your mum's legs once in a while?

>>18242237
If you're implying my answer to be the same as yours, I'd say no I haven't tried that, and then also recommend for you to instead of posting about an open door on 4chan, to actually get up and shut it closed.

Did you made up that goal because it is socially accepted for you to do so? If you focus too hard on what's expected of you, you might lose track of what you want yourself. Like does it really have to be a female? Sometimes people suppress their sexuality to appear like the rest. If not that, you can try to get out there and make friends first.

>>18247413
Forcing yourself is a fine way to start.

>>18247439
I made that goal because I am a 27 year old who hasn't experienced having a girlfriend and being intimate.

>>18247340

You're both children. Grow up.

>>18247340
Are you in high school? This sounds really juvenile.

But yeah, he acted like a dick. I'm hoping you're both teenagers; if so don't worry about it, it's normal and you'll both grow out of it.

You should be very angry.

why do you care

Snitches get stitches.

What did she defend, Tylenol? Ibuprofin? Did she mention heroin and cocaine were used as medicine a century ago?

>>18242219
Heroin still kind of is.

>>18247339

You have no idea what you want, and you've never experienced any of it yourself.

Go to a few. See if you like it or not.

You probably won't, though. If you already think every party, every club is a 'drug-fueled orgy' then you already sound like a shut-in with no idea of what you're talking about.

So, either realize clubbing is not for you because you already don't like it, or try it a few times, and make up your mind then.

I went to a rave in Vegas. It was fun, but not something I'd do again. I prefer to take mind bending drugs at home.

I'd say go to one, take it easy, and see if it's your scene. Nobody is going to check your cool guy card, it's a party.

no one should tell you how you should feel. i personally like doing drugs and im comfortable to do them wherever with whoever. i've been to raves high as fuck on different shit. it was great. i stayed at home tripping balls. it was great

it all depends what mood you're in. you wanna be around people? go to the rave. you wanna be by yourself? don't

there isn't a single answer for your dilemma here. but whatever you do don't fuck the girl in OP pic. i know a bunch of girls like that and they have herpes. the one's that are trying hard as fuck to look good aren't worth it. if you're gunna bang a girl bang the one that looks good and isn't trying to hard to look that way. chances are she's more down to earth, chill, and doesn't have something that will grow on your dick for the rest of your life

100% ops pic has herpes. i can spot them a mile away

probably not. they usually do it by weight/size. so unless it's exactly the size/weight of a quarter or dime or whatever it probably wont work

that being said i used to have these weird metal slugs that my construction worker step dad once had. and they DID work in vending machines and i used to scam a soda machine by some batting cages over and over one summer as a kid

>good times..

>>18247269
So find something that looks similar and test it?
Someone recommended me to try them on slot machines. That way I can turn them into 'real money' if I win, but I'm thinking it might be a risk in case I do win a fair sum and I get accused of swindling the company or something. I mean, they will not find it acceptable that people use worthless coins, and while soda companies won't give a shit, gambling business probably will.

>>18247233

Ever tried taking it to a bank? Y'know, a place that's designed to take money?

Sorry I used the wrong "to"

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Contrary to popular belief, depression isn't a disease or a virus that you suddenly get or are born with.

You being depressed means that you want something else in life than what you have now, and it won't fix itself.
Most important of all: IT WILL NOT COME EASY

Set a goal, try to do it, be prepared to fail but not as a defeatist, learn from past mistakes and so on.

Life is about change, be it better or worse. Nothing lasts forever. In a good and a bad way.

>>18242262
I'm depressed because I'm nobody, and I'm nobody because I'm depressed.

Even small goals seem impossible atm.

>>18247187
I feel something is lost if you're not delivering them aloud, but I'll hear you out.

>>18247187
sure why not what's there to lose on an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving imageboard

>>18247217
You're fucking that meme to death.

Also I feel like that's not the first time I've seen it on this board, which defeats the point of posting on an anonymous malaysian prime ministerial committee.

It sounds like you have issues. Why did you exactly wanted to kill yourself at first? or just no reason to live?
I mean, he would be worried if he knew it but is your own life and you can do it if you want, that doesn't mean you are selfish

It doesn't make you an awful girlfriend. It makes you a confused human being. A boyfriend is not a therapist. It's a simple truth but many people have troubles accepting it. A boyfriend or a girlfriend is not a substitute for a therapist. If you have depressive tendencies and suicidal thoughts then you need to talk to a therapist. Being in a relationship is not treatment. Not being in a relationship should not be a reason to kill yourself. You need help but you're not looking at the right place. You need professional help. Talk to a therapist.

>>18247141
You are asking wrong question. Try better one:
>how do i solve my mental issues which makes me want to kill myself?

And to do that you can either seek proffesional help or write your life story here.

>>18242023
I kind of get the impression that her intentions are at least "semi-legitimate". Maybe she was really worried that a relationship could fuck up her job, so she had to distance herself. Now that she sees nothing has happened, she's easing back in to things.

Then again, she could be a psycho stereotypical woman that was seeing another guy in the downtime, then keeping you on the backburner in case things went bad.

Ask her out to dinner or something, next time you see her.

If she says no, start talking to other women.

She got big tiddies?

>>18242031
This, pretty much just sounds career minded. That's a catch OP, go for it.

>>18242023
>it made her "uncomfortable"

nope.jpg

Just me, but my experience is that if it was simply a matter of bad timing (i.e. "I like you, but I really can't afford to let this get in the way of my career") she would be flat out telling you this. Or at the very least, making it clear that she wishes she could pursue things but unfortunately can't.

It makes her "uncomfortable" reads as she's not at all serious about you and the prospect of you two being public knowledge encroached up her convenient fun of having you as a private side piece she kept to herself.

>>18241934

What's the issue here? You tried, good job. She was spoken for, nothing you can do. Time to move on and look for other, available, girls.

>>18241934
Just wait till you feel the need to do it again. Don't do it out of desperation, because it usually means very little then.

You should talk to a cute girl within the first couple of days you see her.

Asking her out after about 2 weeks is fine but you should have at least flirted a bit first.

Na you just aint over your boyfriend

>>18247017
I definitely am, though. I have no feeling left for him.

>>18247012
Just curious what a dick sized dildo is?
All dildos are shaped like dicks though
:^)
Get a bigger dildo

You let one bad professor totally throw your whole universe out of whack?

You've got WAY bigger issues than school.

>>18241899
>You've got WAY bigger issues than school.
Yes, obviously. You're not helping at all though.

>>18241903
>Yes, obviously.

Clearly it's not all that obvious to you because you made a thread about your difficulties with school which is a symptom of the problem, not the actual problem.

Yes it's a major red flag

>>18246803
Btw I caught her by going through her phone while she wad asleep (before her phone broke).

>>18246805
So what should I do? Or should I say, what would you do?

I want there to be a requirement to show proof of age on 4chan. Have people register but after approval whenever they log in their posts remain anonymous.

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>>18241840
What are you 19? That's some of the stupidest shot I've ever heard. Besides I'd take gullible underage ruining their lives over reddit any day.

>>18241968
Confirmed underage