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Alright /adv/ this is an emergency.
Three weeks ago I slipped at the gym and hit my head on the floor.
Everything was okay, a flesh wound on my face that bled a bit but it was fine.
Three weeks later and it still doesnt seem to fully heal, and Im scared shitless that it will leave a scar.
Its above my right eye and pretty big, I hate it and I cant seem to understand how from such a minor wound I will get a scar.
Im putting aloe vera daily but Im afraid it won't help.
Any ideas?
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>>18247079
advance to acceptance and all will be fine
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>>18247092
I rather stay on Testing for now.
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>>18247079
I don't know anything about preventing scars, sorry, but in future, if you slip and hit your fucking head, get medical attention, okay? Shit can be dangerous, even if you don't think you hit your head that hard, and symptoms can sometimes show up days after the accident.
my girlfriend broke up with me
which is fine cause she wasnt very nice near the end
but i cant masturbate without thinking about her, since shes all ive been getting off to for three years
when i think about her i get too sad to finish
i havent came in 3 days
what do i do
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>>18247042
Have you tried porn?
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>>18247043
do you think ive tried porn
yes
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>>18247042
now thats she's riding every dick in town you should masturbate to her being fucked by everyone but you
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Alright, let's try again. I met with a girl from an internet partnership site. I knew she wasn't good looking, but since I'm one of those betas, I thought I could use the experience.
So we met and had a great conversation. But she's really no beauty queen. Like a 4/10.
Now I come home from our 'date' and she sent me an E-Mail: "Wanna have a 1-night-stand?"
What will I regret more: Having sex with a 4 or not having sex at all (last time was 3 years ago or something).
I would appreciate some advice.
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>>18246989
Just fuck her. Why would you feel bad about sleeping with a 4?
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>>18246989
Sex is only as enjoyable as the person you're having it with. If you like her, if you find her sexually attractive at all despite her less than stellar physical attributes, I say go for it. Sex is fun if you do it right.
But, if you're just having sex for the sake of having sex, you won't enjoy it nearly as much. You might not regret it, but you probably won't like it that much.
It's up to you though.
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>>18247009
Even empty, meaningless, crappy sex is still pretty fucking good. Not as good as when emotions are involved, but far from what I'd call unenjoyable.
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Hello. Any doctors here that can help me? Yestetday i woke up with a kidney pain. I dont do drugs, smoke or eat junk food, I am for 1 month on a shredding diet. When I went to the gym, the pain intesiffed more and more. It feels like somebody strangle my kidney, i feel it on the back right, below the last rib. When I stay in bad, is a fucking hell. When I try to change the side of the bad, with my body, hurts like hell. When I stay on my belly, i fucking cant stand, i have to fucking roll. If I remember, it actually started when I was on a wierd posision in bad, and I sneezed, and then feelt this kind of pain(I know it sounds stupid). I experienced this pain last year, but only last a few days. Now I have to study for some exams next week and I dont really want to waist time at doctor, but if it's necessery, i'll go
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>>18246903
kidneys are serious business anon, you should go if you're sure that's what it is
take it from someone who's had a couple infections
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Go to the ER, with kidney problems it's important to look into it quickly.
You wouldn't believe how many people die, or become permanently disabled, because they tried to tough out a serious medical issue.
My uncle is blind because he elected to not go see a doctor after a serious accident, in which they 100% could have restored his eyesight.
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We really need a sticky.
IF YOU HAVE A TROUBLING MEDICAL PROBLEM, DO NOT ASK FOR ADVICE ON THIS BOARD, GO SEE A PROFESSIONAL. NO, NO EXCEPTIONS.
This applies to everyone but goes double for you, OP. Don't ever mess around with flank pain. Ever. There's too much serious shit that can cause that.
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How do I dump and let go of someone I love
I love her to death but I know I have to let her go for my own sake.
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>>18246889
If it's her, step over a curb. she won't be able to climb onto the sidewalk to catch up to you.
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Look at what you're failing at currently and proceed. Who is she? It matters not anymore.
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>>18246910
Bro I dump her I will be FUCKED UP for at least 10 days. Then I'll be like 70% fucked up for a month. It'll probably take me 2 months before I start sleeping and eating right again.
I know myself and this from history. I wish I could just let go and not care.
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How do I find purpose in my life? Have you ever had some sort of reawakening that changed you for the better?
Have a lovely night regardless
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>>18246851
Most people discover their purpose by trying a wide range of things that just do fucking NOTHING for them. Personally, my reawakening came in the form of me realizing that the job I was working was going to kill me, and if I kept working there I'd be fine with that because it also made me hate my fucking life and want to die.
Your purpose is your own, and only you can really find it. The difficulty I've found in working at mine is getting external validation for it, and really I should rephrase that to "needing external validation for it".
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I have always had a purpose in life, I know exactly what it is I want to do, how I intend to go about it, and what I'm looking for out of all of that.
But only recently did I learn how to do all of that without this blind determinism and narrowminded mentality. Like, I really opened up to the idea of possibilities, unexpected things, you-never-knows, and what not.
A lot of my extreme determinism came from, what I learnt only later was, fear and anxiety. Basically I wanted something due to the fear of having nothing and that's a silly reason to want something, I mean your purpose in life should be something real and not just something to fill a void.
Only recently did I let go of the idea of voids, and completeness, love and hate, and basically all things binary and extreme. The world doesn't work that way. It's not either success or failure, it's all arbitrary and meaning exists but it is not stationary. The day you get that is the day you learn to breathe again.
Here's the funny part though: I'm a political science and cultural theory student studying at a fancy artsy-fartsy intellectual college, one of the best in my country ... and I somehow learnt the human-ness of things after a break up. Ha! Life's weird!
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>>18246851
Basically what >>18246913 said.
I think the first step is to find the willpower to find your purpose, personally I found it, of all places, watching anime, specifically Gurren Lagann (spoiler alert), after Kamina dies I concluded that it is better to die trying to accomplish your dreams than to live a long life crawling on the floor.
It took me years to find out what I wanted to do with my life but at least I knew I wanted to do something.
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Every girl I know is taken
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I'm in high school, I'm a nerd, not terribly autistic though. I would want to focus completely on work, but I want to get a girlfriend first, because I don't want to end up as a 23 yo virgin.
But I have two problems:
1. All the girls that interest me are taken
2. I'm shit at initializing conversations
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If you're bad at socializing, practice socializing. If there are no available girls in your social circle, meet some new ones.
I don't know why everyone overcomplicates things.
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>>18246781
>because I don't want to end up as a 23 yo virgin.
What do you think is so awful about being a 23 y/o virgin exactly? What's wrong with you bud?
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People on /adv/ want gfs when they can't even hold on friendships
Honestly I think this is just stigma
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I don't want to get an STI but I want to sleep around. What do I do?
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Decide which is more important and choose accordingly. Are you 5 and expect to have everything your own way or something?
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>>18246664
Your options are:
1. Take the risk and sleep around.
2. Don't sleep around and enter a monogamous relationship.
3. Get married.
4. Abstain.
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Welcome to 2017, where condoms are a thing
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I met and have been talking to this girl with similar interests to me for a little while. she's a qt. We were using an app to communicate at first and when we switched to phone (her idea) within the first few minutes she mentioned her boyfriend like 2-3 times. She never had before and from the context it seemed like they were together at the time, so possibly he encouraged her to let me know.
I was disappointed, but she's moving from where she lives now (>100 miles away) to my city, and will be here >2 years. She says she plans to do long distance with her bf.
I still want to get close to her and see what happens. I dont think i'd feel bad if i fugged, but mostly i just want someone to play videogames and smoke weed and cuddle with. If thats achievable, how do i do it?
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>>18246661
Friendly advice: Stop wasting your time.
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>>18246800
This. Either she's been leading you on or it's some childish test to see if you'd still go for it. Either way, it sounds like this bitch is playing games.
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>>18246907
>girl meets a guy who lives in the city she's moving to
>he's a pretty cool dude, takes the news about the boyfriend and still seems interested in knowing her
>wants to be friends when she gets to his town
Yes. Very clearly and obviously a trap. Don't take advice from bitter virgins anon. I'm not saying they're wrong, I'm just saying it's almost as likely that she's above board and just wants to have a friendship established for when she moves to a place where she doesn't know anybody.
But if you really value her as a friend, I wouldn't try to put the moves on her unless she starts acting like she wants it. If she really has friend-zoned you, you can ruin fucking everything trying to capitalize.
Hello 4chan
so I am a 23 year old, 5"10, decent looking man. Both my eyes align properly I am not too thin and not too fat, responsible, calm and patient human being. I have had one girlfriend in my life who was very promiscuous and we had sex many times. I had to break up with her because she was not a good asset to my life.
but since I had left her I've had no luck with any woman. I've tried many things; but nothing really seems to work. I know people who are hideous and fat who get more matches than me on tinder; everytime I use tinder I get zero matches for months up until I give up and delete the damn app.
It has been three years since the last relationship and I have learned to accept my life as is and am very happy with being single. I can live with being single til I'm dead and it does not seem to bother me one bit; it kind of makes me happier this way. No dirty thots ruining a brodie's life amirite?
The problem is that I have great friends who I love and they love me too; and even they find it weird that grills do not like me. Recently this strange phenomena has started to worry them a bit and they are trying many things to get me a girlfriend. They don't stop telling me how attractive I am and how much and I don't like it; they do these elaborate schemes that do not seem to work in my favor and my least favorite tactic of all they try to change the way I am and how I behave and advice me on how I can make myself more like a normiefag and how I can be less straightforward (because I tend to speak my mind straight up) so females would like me more and no matter what I tell them they do not stop.
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dudes please respond don't let this get archived I need help
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Come on bros
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>>18246628
>Both my eyes align properly
>we had sex many times
>I had to break up with her because she was not a good asset to my life.
God, you sound like an autist.
What the fuck is your question anyway?
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i need a better job
something that will support me as i go through college. i have very little support, i come from a poor background. right now i work in a warehouse at 12 an hour just moving boxes around. it keeps me afloat.. but i worry that when i start classes i either wont have enough time to work and pay the bills, or it'll take me like 10 years to finish school
things ive considered: bartending
i hear bartenders make CASH. and it'll be something i wouldn't mind doing. i think. only downside is i'm a little anti social so i'll have to really start going out more and getting used to being around and talking to so many people
being a waiter. same as above i used to know a waiter girl who would make as much as 500 bucks just on weekends. this would be pretty good cash, and working at a restaurant would make sure im fed
uber: i could sell my cars life to make money. easy. simple. no skill required. work any time. but i wreck my car
help me out guys im really kind of worried
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sell drugs
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>>18246641
selling drugs is only profitable if you have a large social circle of drug users to get your started. then you can promote a few of them into your position while you get bigger quantities to distribute. i don't have a large circle of drug users in my life
i'm not about to start selling dime bags on a corner either
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>>18246599
Once you're in school it is VERY unwise to work more than 20 hours a week, tops. And it's unlikely you'd find a student-level job paying more than $12.
Bartending and waiting tables maybe, but aside from your confidence issues, they're very unreliable - up one week and down another.
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Drunk post incoming
I am fucking sick of my peers. I am 19 and in university. I decided to got to a party, which I rarely do, and I was miserable. Most of the women were chubby and dressed like whores, and just rubbed themselves against any guy in their vicinity, including myself. I feel so outdated, or old. I don't enjoy this shitty culture of going out, killing your liver, and then having sex. Everyone I know met their gf at a party in this fashion. What do I do with myself, I can't find like-minded people. Especially girls who think like I do. I am just depressed all the time because I am the odd one out. I workout, improve myself, and try my best yet no one cares. What do I do with myself adv?
Sorry for the drunk rambling.
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Literally and figuratively kill yourself
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>>18246507
Well after the party you've seen it all? Maybe join a club or something to meer like minded people?
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>>18246518
The fuck did I do
>>18246519
I do ROTC and rowing and none of them have quality people. I don't know whwre to look
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How do I find motivation to improve my life?
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I'm a lazy piece of shit, essentially. I would like to do lots of things like getting fit (I'm not fat, but I'm not fit either-the middle ground) and keeping on top of a university work load etc. The problem I have is motivation. I spend so much time just on the internet or reading or watching TV shows and films, and none of it is productive.
How do I find that motivation to do things? Does anyone have any tips?
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>>18246471
There is no motivation only disipline, start doing it daily , literaly dont think about it just do it.
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>>18246493
But how do I develop discipline?
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>>18246501
doing it every day
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Last semester I met this guy online from my city, and we really hit it off. I liked him a lot, he was really sweet and all round great guy. We vibed a lot, and so after like 2 weeks of talking, we went on a date and it was great. Not awkward at all, and we both like the same stuff.
After the date, he seemed like he had a really good time and made (small) post on Facebook labour how happy he was he met me. Alittle much, but he's smooth so he pulled it off without being weird.
That's all well and good, but after the date I went full autismo mode and realized that I haven't actually had sex before, and was pretty freaked out so I stopped talking to him and gave him a bullshit "I'm focusing on school" excuse.
I felt so bad, I really liked him but I wasn't quite ready to move forward+I was having some depression issues. I'm in a much better place now, Would it be a bad idea if I messaged him after all this time? I don't want to freak him out, or he may be with another girl. I'm in a better place now and he's the only guy I've gone on a date with that really stood out.
I feel like a creep messaging him after all this time, but I have to admit the guys I talked to afterward just didn't click like he did.
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>>18246459
Yes, he wants that dirty hole in between your legs. If you text "Hi" he will trip over his shoelaces trying to get back together with you.
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Thing about dudes is that, if we like you, we like you. It's hard to "miss your chance" with us because, unless we're seeing somebody else or something, we'll always be open to re-opening communication with somebody we liked but things didn't happen with.
I've noticed that with women, you have to strike while the iron is hot, because once the window closes, you're kind of fucked and they'll lose interest.
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>>18246459
"Hi. I'm sorry I've been out of contact, but I was going through a bad time. I won't bore you with my tale of woe, but I'm a lot better now, and would love the chance to get together and catch up> I'll buy the coffee."
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My Best Friend has grown up to be a Wolf and I a Jackal 2017-04-22 04:13:15 Post No.18246406
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My Best Friend has grown up to be a Wolf and I a Jackal
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And i think he's starting to figure out too. When we were younger we used to be the same, indistinguishable. Now he's stronger, more honorable, and proper. When I speak out to him he seems disgusted by what I say. Like a wolf that caught a jackal feeding off of a week old carcass. He's my only friend, but at this rate I think one of us will end up being extremely detrimental to the other. What should I do?
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What if I told you that you need more friends. You two may have grown apart but don't suffocate yourselfregardless. Also you're not his only friend and most likely not his best friend. Either that or your breath smells like some 4 days old bbw ass
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This is the gayest thing I've ever read and that's on top of all the futa/trap threads.
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Suck his dick if you love him so much