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i'm trying to put together a list of stuff that makes you feel sexy.
i noticed that i'm most horny when i feel sexy and i'm trying to boost my sex drive. so pls, anons, what makes you feel sexy?
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>>18241202
Sexy music helps. Some songs just make me wanna move my hips
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>>18241202
I'm told I have beautiful eyes. So when I'm on a date with a girl I stare at them. Not in a mean way but just kind of look at them for a long time with sort of fondness. The way they look away and smile and kind of play with their hair makes me feel like I have this power.
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>>18241206
good idea. but i can't find music i actually would like to have sex to. any recommendations?
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How to be a man? Not an Alpha or Beta, not a jock or nerd, not nice nor asshole. I don't wanna hear any of those Bullshit meme labels, I wanna know what is the definition of being a real man?
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Just have a dick
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Not being defined by labels.
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>Post Pubertal Penis Person
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I need advice badly. I got caught cheating on my exam. There is hard evidence that I cheated as there is an unauthorized cheat sheet. Which means it was premeditated, and at first I try to shrug it off as "I don't know what that is." But I eventually came clean and told my professor that I confess to this crime.
But I got reported and right now I'm awaiting the penalty. I'm terrified right now. My career is over. And all because I chose to be stupid. I wish I was a better person. But I don't know how to be a better person at this point when I'm about to lose everything and it seems there's no way I can redeem myself.
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>>18245496
Lol. Never admit anything. This is your punishment for being stupid enough to get caught. Its honestly not a big deal. First time, you'll fail the course at most and your record will never be shown and will be erased after you finish school
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At least you can enjoy knowing that you get to serve as an example for what happens to cheaters. Hopefully you can convince some kids not to be as stupid as you.
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What do I do if I get expelled? :/
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The prospect of dying alone 2017-04-21 09:59:23 Post No.18245370
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The prospect of dying alone
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I'm a 25-year old guy who's never had a girlfriend or anyone showing any form of romantic interest. I've always been focused on establishing financial stability on my own. Which I've succeeded in as I'm quite good at making money. But I have to admit I feel saddened in a way, kind of an Ebenezer Scrooge-kind of person. Earning on my own but not really having many friends or girlfriends. Should I embrace the prospect of dying alone and just carry on with what I'm good at or is it possible to change it if needed or even remotely possible. I'm not exactly fun at parties and personality-wise I'm pretty much Rustin Cohle; and I do wish I were like many others instead of this. Any advice is appreciated.
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>>18245370
Have you tried joining classes, clubs and stuff to meet people? Have you tried online dating?
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>>18245370
>possible to change
It is absolutely possible to change, life is nowhere close to over at 25. It is just one more skill you need to learn.
Think of something that might be fun you can do with other people and give it a shot. One great thing about money is it gives you options. Take a SCUBA class, go on the dive trip to Florida (or wherever) with the guys at the end of it. There may be cute girls in the class. If not, you may have a group of friends to go diving with. One of those friends may have a sister or a visiting cousin. If you replace SCUBA with waterskiing that is basically how my oldest son found his wife.
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>>18245383
Like this anon said, just start doing shit. Go skydiving, learn a Japanese martial art like a fucking weaboo, sign up for classes or go to events. Just start getting around, and eventually you'll have enough experience and stories to tell that people will be naturally drawn to you, and at least some are bound to be interested, if not all.
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Why is it that any time you talk about all the problems women go through, you just get explosive reactions from people? I'm recently banned from one of my favorite dance communities for this.
A topic came up about why men don't often dance with other men. And one person, a white male, who is probably the quietest in the entire community, mentioned that since he's been a "survivor" on multiple occasions, he tends to be reluctant when getting close to men (or others for that matter). And I told him that this may be so, but women still have it worse than him. That for women, this is a consistent and pervasive issue constantly policing their lives. That it's a perpetual and unending risk whenever they go; even some place familiar. And that as a white male, he still has it easier.
Immediately, this erupted into a huge argument from the entire room. The guy I was telling this to, right away, become angry and started shouting at me; he even started getting close to me in a threatening manner. And began bellowing about how offensive what I said to him was, how much an insult and "salt in the wound" it is to experiences he "rarely feels comfortable" talking about (his words -- not mine). And got close enough to shout in my ear that I "can go straight up fuck" myself for what I said. All before he grabbed his things and stormed out.
The argument didn't stop there. Virtually everyone was going at each other's throats, mine in particular; and I had to leave the room physically shaking. When I tried to complain to the heads of the community about what happened, and how threatening to my physical safety this guy was, they just wouldn't listen, and pinned the entire debacle on me. So somehow, despite all I was trying to do was to educate somehow on all the problems women go through, trying to educate to someone why he has it easier than most, that his experiences are negligible in comparison, I'M THE ONE IN TROUBLE and with a month-long ban. :/
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>>18241112
Bait thread. I'll give you the one reply you need: You took what was probably a very painful thing to share and made it all about you. You are a narcissist.
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>>18241115
>You took what was probably a very painful thing to share and made it all about you. You are a narcissist.
This so much.
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So can you grow your dick or not? 2017-04-21 09:44:40 Post No.18245325
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So can you grow your dick or not?
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I'm gonna be blunt. My dick's small. 5 and a half. I don't like it. No one else does. I see those ads on pornhub that say "stick your dick in this fruit and it'll grow", I ignore that. I've heard that growth pills and such do and do not work, and I really don't know what to believe. I know realistically I'm never gonna have an 8 inch monster cock, I'd be satisfied with a 6.5-7 inch. All I want to know is if there is anything that actually works.
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>>18245325
Can you grow your arms? Fingers? Legs?
No. You can't. You can't grow your dick either.
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If there was, everybody would be doing it, it would be widely known
I'm the same of you, and even though every guy would like to have an extra inch or two, I couldn't be happier with my dick. It makes girls cum, and it makes me cum, and that's all I need.
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>>18245325
It seems like you are above average: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/abstract
why does your dick size matter?
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Alcoholism and Dating 2017-04-20 06:25:52 Post No.18241096
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I am courting this girl who has an "appreciation" for drinking. She is in a good job and seems to have her life together but she loves to drink, particularly whiskey. She told me about some of her college life which included going to class drunk and generally partying most days of the week. It seems to all be in the past though. What are the warning signs I should look for that this might turn into a problem?
General alcoholism thread I guess. Any of you women or men have a problem with booze?
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>>18241096
>Any of you women or men have a problem with booze?
Yes
>I am courting this girl who has an "appreciation" for drinking.
She is almost certainly an alcoholic. Granted there are varying degrees of the disease, some more easy to deal with than others.
But she's probably addicted to alcohol, sorry senpai.
>courting
this aint the 1500s mate..
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>>18241096
Sounds like my kind of girl, bro. Love a girl that can drink and have fun without turning into a fucking mess that I have to babysit.
That said, yeah, I'm an alcoholic. A very high functioning alcoholic, that's about 6 weeks sober right now. It's a tough line to toe for most, and it can really wear on people (which is why I made the effort to quit for a while). Two of my friends who seemed "functional" most of my life are now experiencing health problems and career problems, despite being two of the smartest people I know. Their lives, and relationships, are in shambles - and booze is a heavily contributing factor.
But y'know, it's not easy to just label someone an alcoholic, or determine how it's going to affect their life, or your relationship. Give her a chance, and get an understanding of what she does with booze, and how comfortable you can be around that.
I know that when I'm in a relationship, I drink less, because I don't want to be judged by my girlfriend. I know that my dad has had alcohol problems, but because my mom keeps pressure on him to monitor it, he doesn't abuse it like my grandfather did, and I do.
I'll stick around to answer questions.
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>>18241119
What would you say are warning signs to look for when with a partner who is drinking?
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I hate myself
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Same
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I'm bipolar and currently in a major depressive state and hate myself as well
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>>18241082
Hate you too
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Hey guys,
I have a bunch of issues.
Lets start off with some background...
My girlfriend and I met when we were both fresh out of high-school. (both 18 at the time).
She's the first girl I did anything with. Even the first girl I've ever loved.
To be honest, at first, she was kind of a bitch. She would say mean and hurtful shit to me. It got to the point where I gave her an ultimatum -- treat me better or I'm finding someone who will. She did get better after that, but at the same time she did get birth control so maybe the issue was hormonal and the birth control helped? I don't know.
Anyways, she used to talk about other guys, and the first time I tried losing my virginity I was so nervous I couldn't get it up. She would be upset and treat me like shit about it. It got to the point where sex was a painful experience for me.
After a while I got over it and the sex was getting good. I was learning new shit, and 6 months in the relationship I was able to get her off everytime we have sex. Most of the time we got off together.
Now around that time was when she got her birth control (and tried to make her behavior better). Fast forward to now.
We have sex once every 2-4 weeks. At this point im over all my confidence issues, have been working out, and I know exactly how to turn her on and make her cum but it feels like its all for nothing since we barely have any sex...
She was assaulted at a point in her life, as a result, she's been getting triggered at the thought of sex and to be honest? it has been this way for like a year and a half now.
My libido is fucking crazy. I legit wanna have sex at least once or twice a day, and I'd be willing to fuck like 3 times.
It makes me feel bad and insecure.
In addition, we're both moving schools so we're gonna be about 2-3 hours away from each other... So now we'll get even less sex.
I love this girl so much, but there is legit nothing sexual unless she gets horny once every 3-4 weeks.
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I can't even get a handjob or a blowjob.
I legit will eat her pussy anytime she asks and I love it but I never get anything back because she "doesn't feel like it" or "doesnt want to" and its not fair because whenever she asks, I make her orgasm no questions asked because I love seeing her squirm and have an orgasm and just feel good.
It just feels like its unfair to me. I love pussy. I love sex. I need more and I'm unhappy.
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>>18245291
>she's been getting triggered at the thought of sex
You would be amazed how many women who won't have sex with their boyfriends or husbands because of mental issues have no problems having sex with other guys.
Back when my first wife was cheating on me, I recorded her phone conversations and with my own ears I heard her plan on banging her boyfriend the next day at lunch. That night she turned me down because she said that something at work reminded her of that time she was raped as a teenager.
Short answer, It sounds like it was a great first relationship, but it's not a relationship anymore. Break it off and meet other girls at your new school.
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>>18245298
>It just feels like its unfair to me
It is unfair. Find another girl
Yesterday I arranged a date with her, we're supposed to meet in three hours. However, she took a lot to respond and was creepingly concise. A couple hours ago I texted her like "I'll see you at this hour then" and she hasn't responded despite being online just 10 minutes ago.
What should I do? It seems to me like she's flaking desu
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>>18245221
well you made a statement. you didnt ask a question. when in doubt, just call.
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You go along, see if she turns up, and if she does, you have a good time. If she doesn't, then get over it. There's no point in worrying about it until it happens, no one wants their actions micro-analysed and no one wants constant reminders to turn up someplace.
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>>18245221
You two agreed to the date yesterday You already sent her a reminder. What else is there to do but wait?
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So I'm 20 and don't have a credit card. The interest to get one came up a while ago with my mother. We spoke a bit about how they worked and stuff and said I should look into applying for one now so I can start building credit.
Thing is I'm not really sure what I should be looking for when getting one.
Right now I'm working part time and my job pays me every week and they even pay for my school. I'm mostly interested in getting a credit card to build credit and buy things that I can't buy with my cash (I.e. purchasing stuff on the internet). My mom recommended I'd look into getting the Amazon Rewards visa and wanted to ask if this would be a good place to start?
I go on Amazon a lot and taking a glance at what the card offers looks interesting, but idk, I guess I'm just nervous thinking I'll fuck something up or whatever.
Personally I just like using paper money when buying things, but I hear how important credit is and I should probably consider building up credit now.
TL;DR is the Amazon Rewards visa a good credit card for a first timer who'll mostly use it for the occasional online purchase?
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You will probably like it I have one.
I've had that card for a while and I lost it recently, they sent me a really nice metal card that looks pretty sleek.
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>>18240994
This is all a trick. No one should use credit cards. Its how the banks make money off of you. Interest from credit card usage. 90% of people are falling for this. Avoid the debt
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If you use Amazon, get the Amazon card.
Any purchase you make, use the card. Pay it off in full every month. Build credit. Get Amazon points or whatever.
There is no downside unless you run balance month to month which you should never do.
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This is awful advice. Yes credit cards are bad if you rack up debt and have to pay interest. Just don't do that and you enjoy extra purchase protection and free rewards.
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Im a pretty sociable person, i like hanging out and talking with people. problem is, i have no idea how to not be awkward when im talking with someone 1 on 1. i can hold small talk or a passing convo but when it comes to hanging out with 1 person trying to not act autistic seems out of the question.
any advice on how to hold an interesting conversation 1 on 1?
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whoops
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>>18245200
if you're not going to report them, yelling MODS does nothing. and you can actually get introuble for it.
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How to stop obessisin over one gril?
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Avoid that girl, meet other girls
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>>18240819
Not OP but it's preety hard when you share a workplace or something like that.
>Start avoiding girl, need to let these feelings cool down
>"Why are you avoiding me anon :("
>"Lmao breh why are you being so mean to Grill, aren't you friends?"
Fuckers it's not like I wanna be rude, it's like no one understands anything and if I explain it to them I'm still in the wrong for developing feelings in the first place.
Fuck everything OP, get drunk, get angry, let your stress and frustration out and change something in your rutine. The feelings about her will go away.
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>>18240819
You don't have to avoid her unless she already turned you down.
It's still a good idea to talk to other women though. Even if you just met a girl or even went out on one date, nothing is guaranteed and if you get attached too soon it could be problematic.
The Abundance Mentality is kind of a meme for serial daters who can't commit but it also has a purpose that works for everyone. It's to realize that vaginas and pretty faces are everywhere. There's billions of them. So if one didn't work out, so fucking what. There's others that might.
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Need options-- what do you do when you're continually accused of cheating or going on the dl when you're not?
I've gotten to the point where I'm starting to document everything I do (keep receipts, save texts, take screen shots, snap a b'jillion photos, etc) to prove I'm doing what I've said I'd be doing with the people I said I'd be with. I'm so sick of it, and I don't want to break up because I'm otherwise really happy but I can't help that his prior relationships ended with his exes cheating and I feel like a crazy person.
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>>18240800
if something not obvious about you to someone and they're satisfied by "proof" you're providing to them - it's something rotten. It could be both ways. So your behavior changed to the point that it can be considered as signs of mental health disturbance and maybe that is the goal? So if you're not the one who is performing "trolley problem" type targeting - you're the one who is being targeted by a black widow type trolling.
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>>18240800
Dump dump dump
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>>18240800
First time? Laugh it off. Second time? Tell the person to eat a dick and fuck off.
There is no need to prove shit. If the person doesn't trust you, they aren't worth your time. Life is too short to accommodate to every insecure idiot.
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I have a question concerning how you guys would react to something.
I have amblyopia, commonly known as a form of lazy eye. It's not super bad, and a lot of people don't notice. However, I end up closing one eye to read, type and watch TV. It's also hard for me to keep both eyes open when I'm focusing on an object with a lot of light behind it, etc. I started to lose color vibrancy in my left eye because I don't use it as much. If it gets worse, some people lose their vision until they're legally blind in an eye.
I had corrective surgery in my infancy but it was not successful because they over corrected. I was prescribed an eye patch when I was a child to train my weak eye, but I always thought it made me look like a loser. Now that I'm starting to lose some color, I think it's more important to wear one than it is to be "cool."
The question of if I'm going to get one is a definite yes, but I just wanted your opinions.
>How do you react to people with eye patches?
>Would you think less of someone who wore one if you found out they didn't "have" to wear one?
>Would you find my reasons to be sufficient enough to not be percieved as a "larper?"
I tried going to /fa/ for advice on which one to get, but most of them were being /fa/ggots who told me I should essentially not wear one and to let my vision fail. I've told my girlfriend and she thinks it's a good idea for me to wear one.
I'll answer any question. Thank you for reading.
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I might do a double take as you do anyone that falls out of the norm in appearance. It just catches your eye and you can't help but glance, it is human nature.
However I and the vast majority of people who exist outside of /fa/ggots know you wear a patch with purpose. It isn't like pink hair, which is obviously there as a fashion statement. Nor is it like a wig, which is for cosmetic reasons. This is a medical accessory.
It is like someone in a wheelchair. People might give a second glance or stare a tad too long, but they aren't judging you and don't think of you as a poser.
A little kid may ask, but only out of curiosity and silly association with pirates. Just explain in simple terms you need to make the covered eye stronger by letting it rest.
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honestly it depends on if you're hot or not. if you're hot, its just gonna look cool.
the explanation is gonna be stupid unfortunately, like people want to hear that your other eye got devoured by a lion or some shit. anytime someone asked my ex boyfriend about a huge scar he had hed just say 'saved a bunch of kids from drowning when their orphanage boat caught fire and began to sink'.
never did get the real answer. so you could always do that.
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