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Thats a major turn off for some women. I would either wait till you got serious or not say anything

>>18269146
Tell her after you've been laid. Responses to this kind of information are unpredictable.

t. regular employer of sex workers

>>18269146
You should tell her. She was open with you about her sexual history and it's a sign of trust and good faith - she sounds like a good person ans I would be absolutely astonished if she did a heel-face turn and suddenly considered you scum for seeing an escort out of grief over an abusive relation.

Keeping this kind of thing a secret will only be more harmful the longer it takes her to find out.

What a bitch

Unfortunately my implant makes me bleed 90% of the time. Luckily I've just had sadistic partners.

>>18269067
0/10 OP is a huge faggot

I'm pretty sure some people just get turned off by this shit. Being into anal has nothing to do with looking at period blood. Sounds like a turnoff, and you sound awkward as fuck.

>>18269067
Why would you show him that? Are you sure he was actually disgusted and not just creeped out by how weird it is for you to do that?

>>18269061
Try watching different porn.

Porn damages the brain. I quit lesbo porn for this reason, I'm a female. Somehow now I notice the opposite sex much more, it's nice actually.

>>18269348
Is it objectively true that porn really is bad for you?

Do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and 10km running everyday. Then at least you'll be strong and bitches will still be all over your dick.

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>>18269027
This, embrace it

Wear your hair short till it's gone don't be that guy who tries growing it out to hide it because it'll just make you worry more about "is it visible aaaaaa"

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>>18269010

>Is there something wrong with you if you find the right more attractive than the left?

No. And anyone who tries to convince you that there is something wrong with you is a cunt. Like whatever you want, man. No shame.

>>18269010
Nah man, I fucked this fat chick that I really liked. To each his own.

Its 2017. If its acceptable to mutilate your penis then its ok to get fat chicks

I'm sorry. I've got similar problems. It's extremely hard to push through. Don't go back to your ex because you're lonely, there's a reason you two broke up to begin with. I made that mistake, and I regret it, because we went from a civil breakup to her hating me. I worry about her because of her depression and bipolar tendencies, but I'm never making that mistake again.

>>18269019
After I got this message I talked to my ex and said that we couldn't talk again, ever.

I wouldn't say give up now anon. In all honesty it's just a really rough patch in finding someone. They might've been the right person for you but you weren't the one for them. It's not something we can control. And compatibility is the trickiest thing in dating. Just keep looking and you'll find someone. I just went through something similar today and I've finished wallowing in my own tears to walk on my feet. Just get up on yours too and find other options. Just remember its not something within your control to lose as bad as it was. Hang in their anon.

>cold water
>still water
Dunno if matters all that much, but I heard you're supposed to put it under running room-temperature-ish water, not too cold.

Also aloe vera is supposed to soothe it.

How badly? If just grabbing a hot pan you're fine to just sit there in agony until it heals which will be like 7 days. Get some burn cream?

>>18268977
Yea this. You fucked up with the cold water, now the blister is gonna be big as fuck.

Call the police and report him as missing

>>18268920
Can you recall anything he might of said before going missing? Perhaps hanging out with people or doing something? Try and find a lead before freaking out too much. Like does he walk home from school? Does he take the bus and if so how far is the walk home? Break down his day and where he might be based on realistic situations. You can't call the police until it's been 72 hours of missing which is fucked up but that's the law

>>18268931
No it isn't, it's a myth. There is absolutely no minimum amount of time to report someone missing. You just need a good reason to suspect it.

What happens if she IS pregnant?

>>18268923
Its been 9 months since shes been on the pill with no babies yet. ASSUMING she gets her period this month, what should I do? I obviously wont fuck her before breaking up in case she does something stupid.

shes on the pill, why are you worried she's pregnant, are you retarded?

Yea without a doubt, especially if they are in very visible/important places like forearms or wrist.

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>>18268837

>Do you think that tattoos influenced the employers decision?


Yes. A lot of employers will most certainly take issue with visible tattoos. I encourage anyone who wants visible tattoos to figure out their career first. I'm 100% in support of body art and modification but I'm also a realist who understands that some career paths aren't viable with a giant rose on your neck.

I'm covered in tattoos but I was a partner in a tattoo/piercing shop for a long time. I sold my stake in the business and purchased another one. Since then I've started 2 more. I've always worked for myself. I knew since my early 20's that I never wanted to work in an office or retail or customer service, so I made decisions about my look accordingly. I got a lot of shit sometimes because kids would walk into my shop and ask for something on their neck and hands and I would flat out refuse them service. I don't think young kids should be making those kinds of decisions and some lifestyles just aren't conducive to having tattoos.

I prioritized working for myself and looking how I wanted over working a job that prioritized a "professional" look. Also, tattoos on women are far more acceptable because due to long standing stigmas, men covered in tattoos are often associated with criminal elements.

I think in this case the employer recognized her skill and, either didn't care about her tattoos or thought that her experience trumped her outward appearance.

It also really depends on where you are. I live in the pacific northwest and no one gives a shit about tattoos here.

>inb4 tattoos=degeneracy

No one cares. If you don't want a tattoo, don't get one. Not having any doesn't make you better than anyone else.

>>18268861
Yep, my friend has one on her wrist and inner arm and also a really large one on her thigh which can show if she wears skirts.

>this seems like a really comfortable, supportive kind of environment for me
a bunch of crazy people in the woods?

>>18268845
Unironically, yes. Normies are vicious sociopaths and I've never met a smelly hippie I didn't like.

>>18268849
Well, you're certainly delusional. Smelly hippies are almost always that way because they have daddy issues.
But it seems as though it would be mutually beneficial to yourself and regular society if you were to fuck off to the woods. Don't let us hold you back.

how much time do you spend fapping a week?
you get that much time extra in your week to put toward bettering yourself

that's 100% of it, the rest is whatever placebo they swallowed
you might be able to convince yourself it was good, and it doesn't do shit for everyone else

You only need 4 days of no fap before it becomes unnecessary

I did a no fap a few years ago just cause

>Horny thoughts all the time
>Get boners at inappropriate places i.e. in a car
>Creamed underwear every so often it stops being funny

I did fap after some weeks, everything was glorious. Why do you want to stop fapping? Just stop masturbating so frequently.

Dump the whore

Idk OP that sounds a lil weird. My boyfriend has a saber bodypillow that im cozing up against right now but i got that for him so its less weird youre just being weird man

Weird

Ps his bodypillow is saber being all kawaii on one side and slutty on the other yours is lame

>>18268765
Ironically, dump her. She isn't gf material as shes jealous of your waifu.
Unironically, stop talking to your pillow and act your age.

Girls:

Do you ever get jealous of your boyfriend's exes?

>>18268763
>>18268763

1%, I am more curious than anything. LIke "why did it go wrong and how can I prevent losing him like she lost him??"

>>18268763
>Do you ever get jealous of your boyfriend's exes?
Nope. 2 of my boyfriend's 3 exes were/are teen mums (I'm 18). And the third is a legitimate SJW psycho now.

You're avoiding it because... ?

you're not fooling anybody creep

>>18268756

This attitude is exactly why I'm treading on eggshells.