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ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything 2017-04-28 12:05:38 Post No.18265483
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ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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>>18264859
Literally for psychoanalysis
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Girls with brothers:
Would you ever get serious with a guy that has the same name as your brother?
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This is probably a stupid question, but what is she trying to convey with these smilies?
:D
:3
as opposed to :)
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I've got a piss test on the 5th of May, last time I smoked weed was about a week ago now. Though, I smoke too often. About 6 spliff's a day for, maybe, 2 weeks straight. Believe me, been looking up every method to try get rid of the waccy baccy. But alas, I'm still shitting myself. I have approx a week to lower my THC Metabolite below 50. If anyone has been in a similar predicament please give us some advice
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How much do you weigh and how tall are you?
I am on felony probation and have to take completely random drops, i can probably give you some ...idk insight?
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>>18265460
Depends on a lot of things, body fat, metabolism, etc. Walgreens has piss tests for 10 bucks you can use at home, I had clean piss after a week (don't know if it was sooner but I took it for the first time a week after quitting and came out clean. Background: used to smoke a bowl or two a day for 6 months, drink at least 3 L of water a day, 10% BF.
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>>18265460
6 spliffs a day regardless is a fucking massive amount of weed, and for 2 weeks straight your body must have THC stored in your fat that will get burned off just from getting up to take a piss. Last time I had to take a drug test I'd smoked a little bit of weed every day for about 2 months, and 2.5 weeks after I stopped smoking for my test i was barely passing a piss test. I drank a fuck ton of water and ate like a piece of shit so there'd be new fat built up that would get burned instead of my fat that would release THC into my system.
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I had an affair with a friend of the wife a few years ago, she got pregnant and we have a daughter now. Noone knows. I have a son with my wife, looks just like his sister. still, noone knows. Wife's friend and I never stopped the affair. Now her bf wants another baby, and the solution is simple; i knock her up again! ok. i agree to her "great" idea. the logic is there; kids look alike no questions. everyone's happy. I'm totally fine with this from a moral perspective, as mine are just unfunctioning. Mistress and I had a sleep over last week, and now its come to my attention that she wants more kids. from me exclusively. now, i'm all for tempting fate and in a weird way I love her. But i dont know how often i want to tempt this specific fate. If i say no, i run the risk of pissing off the mistress and her starting the M.A.D. process. i dont know. i'm gonna get drunk and try to ignore this a bit longer.
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>>18263565
You're an idiot.
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>>18263565
HAH you're fucked.
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>>18263570
it would make a great lifetime movie, though
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So I've been seeing this girl steadily for about a month and a half now. Besides the fact that she talks about children a lot and made a reference to a Disney themed wedding that she'd like to have someday, it's been really comfy and I've even been catching some feelings (which is a mistake as far as I'm concerned and after what's happened today I feel like that's cemented).
So about 2 days ago I texted her, asking how her morning was. I was walking to work and feeling good, so I actually felt like initiating contact that day. She didn't give me any response immediately, so I didn't sperg out and send extra messages and just chilled. She didn't respond for a whole two days, so I figured she just fucked off and it was best to forget about her. After I was asleep she sends me a message saying she was sorry for not talking to me for the last 2 days and wanting to know if I was awake. I didn't see it until the next morning, and even then didn't choose to respond 'til after my shift. Just said I forgive you and asked if she was alright, since, again, 'cause of the feelings I was concerned with her well being. She texted back almost immediately that she just needed some me time. I don't know why but that explanation wasn't really adequate, and since it was a casual thing I'm not upset or butthurt but I just haven't had anything to say since.
For starters: what the fuck is amatter with me, acting like this? Everything was going super excellent and at the first sign of it not working out I feel like I've just shrugged the whole thing off. Secondly, is there anything horribly stupid about my behavior here? I've seen other girls and usually fuck them at their places or in hotel rooms, but she's the first girl who I look at and see someone who I could tolerate exclusivity with. Just wanna know if my mask is a little too thick and icy, I guess.
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>>18268359
Fuck, am I retarded? Not the girl in the picture (I fucking wish.)
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It's fine, whatever
She sounds weird
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I respect your ability to walk away from a relationship like that. Recent experiences have also fucked me so now it's difficult for me to get attached or feel anything. I've always wanted to do what she did. Get involved with someone then stop texting them for a while just to fuck with them. Assuming she's healthy and nothing like this, she may have been going through someone. If it bothers you, you should talk with her about it. You don't have to go about it in an autistic way but express what you're feeling. Relationships benefit when both parties are on the same page. If she didn't think it was a big deal and moved on but you are caught up on it, potential problems in the future may arise. Tell her what bothered you about it if you care enough. If you don't care enough then do as you did and be prepared to leave at any moment.
DUMB GUY HERE NEEDS THE 101 LESSON
2017-04-28 11:11:02 Post No.18268273
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I'm a dumb noob who can't understand the basics of 4chan.
I barely made this post for the third time and I really need help.
plz explain how to 4chan while hurling insults at me.
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>>18268273
if you click a number on a post, it automatically replies so we know who (you)'re talking to
also name is for name (i see you can use it), options is for sage which doesn't bump a thread
every post has a captcha solver to prove you're human so that bots don't spam
that's it have fun and remember YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.
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>>18268273
See the post number on each post, right next to the date & time? Click on that to reply to a specific post. It seems you've already figured out the rest. Don't use a name or a tripcode unless you want everyone to assume you're a faggot, this is not social media and nobody wants to "follow" you
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>>18268279
yah I just don't know what I'm doing. my ass hat is still on
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I did something slightly dishonest to my boyfriend, and I feel bad now. I want to tell him, but he already has trust issues. It's nothing insane or unforgivable, but it will probably make him feel betrayed and very upset nonetheless. What should I do?
There is no way he'd find out about it unless I told him, just FYI.
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You have to tell us what you did before we can help you.
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>>18268259
>What should I do?
Start a better bait thread.
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>>18268275
>in Skype group call with two mutual friends (one male, one female)
>the male friend jokingly suggests we all watch hentai together
>go along with it for shits and giggles
>at first, we're all just laughing about it, but then the call goes quiet
>it becomes glaringly obvious male friend is jerking off (though he initially tries to be quiet about it)
>I get slightly turned on, but avoid saying or doing anything
>male friend eventually says he came
>neither me or female friend say much in response to this
>we all move on to talking normally, like it never happened
Like I said, it's nothing crazy, and I didn't actually do anything to betray my boyfriend, but I still feel pretty bad about it. I want to tell him (I guess to partially alleviate my own guilt), but at the same time, I know it can't do anything good for our relationship. I had a slight crush on the male friend even before that, but I refused to pursue it since we both have SOs and it wouldn't be right.
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Mom abusing/neglecting little sister 2017-04-28 10:14:59 Post No.18268120
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2017-04-28 10:14:59
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Why do, adv?
I'm never home a lot because I'm 21, but when I am I notice these things.
My sister is 4 years old
Here's the things that worry me:
-little sister not in preschool
-doesn't go to the dentist
-doesn't get her teeth brushed twice a day
-gets screamed at by my mom whenever shes angry(which is becoming more and more common)
-doesn't have any rules/discipline
-is treated generally as a burden
-ignored a lot
And she's a super cool little kid. Whenever I have time to hang out with her my little sister is really fun and wants to help with things.
When I try to talk to my mom she gets hysterical and unstable as fuck. She takes everything I say as a deep, personal insult and gets so offended and makes it about her, and not my little sister.
Which is extremely frustrating.
It's impossible to have communication
My older sister got on my case too, saying im too harsh on my mom. I told my sister she's an enabler and my sister told me never to talk to her again, same with my mom.
WTF! I Just want to talk about these issues and it's about my little sister, not me. She needs more parenting and my mom is failing at it
>dad not in the picture but pays child support/rent because of little sister
> mom has no job and has all day to be the primary caregiver, but never wants to do it
>she treats my little sister as a burden a lot and it's sad
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Help your little sister. If your mom is fucking up, start taking a more active role. You can't force your mom to do shit, so either collect evidence of neglect to get her removed from the house, or start putting in the work.
Look into enrolling her in preschool. Bring the info to your mom, and see her reaction.
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Take care of your little imouto. She is precious and needs her big brother. Fuck your mom for being such a selfish cunt. Giving life to someone and then not taking care of them is the worst.
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>>18268120
Get custody and raise her your self. Your her only hope
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Visiting sick grand-parents 2017-04-28 09:57:20 Post No.18268051
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Basically my father wants me to go with him to visit his very sick parents during the summer. I know it would be selfish if I refused. But the reason I don't wanna go is because I feel forced by him to go, like a little boy. While my younger sister doesn't care at all about them and she gets away with that behaviour (he still respects her etc).
Should I go despite all this bullshit or be petty and say "no, if my sister doesn't need to come neither do I."
Pic unrelated.
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>>18268051
You're feeling of stubbornness will wear off sooner than the guilt of not going to see your sick grandparents. Go see them, you won't regret that.
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>>18268051
Why would you complain about being treated like a little boy if you think like one?`
She doesn't care about them, hence doesn't go. It's the best choice for her. Do you care about them? Then go. You don't? Don't go.
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>>18268051
>be petty
I don't know, do you really want to be petty like your sister? Do you not even really consider how much harder this is on your dad? I don't care if you give a shit about your grandfather, that's your dad. If your dad was sick would you skip out on visiting him just because your sister did?
My boyfriend just implied i have early onset alcoholism because i - according to him - depend on alcohol for a good night. I drink once a week during either friday or saturday, if I go a week without it doesn't make a difference. I do agree that a beer or cider can make a nice night nicer but I don't feel its necessary to have a good time.
For reference bf is allergic to alcohol and doesn't drink. Am i just making excuses
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If your bf is an alcoholic and you're only going out once a week it is more likely a problem on his end.
He is most likely either triggered to drink or is worried about you being promiscuous while out drinking with your friends.
You must respect your own autonomy (he needs to respect it too btw) and allow yourself to have fun, but maybe consider that he is projecting emotions and try to speak about those with him.
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This is dependent on how much you drink. If you're drinking so much you can't walk/are throwing up/you blackout every week that's a problem and you already are, flat out. But if you're not and you exercise moderation when you drink then you're not alcoholic or even close. He might not be comfortable being with someone drinking around him or get the appeal/think of it as okay since he (obviously) has never tried it himself and can't.
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>>18268050
You are clearly an American pleb who doesn't understand the fine high class hobby of excessive binge drinking
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I'm going on a tinder date today, and I really the only thing I want is to have a one-night stand. How do I tell her this?
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Why tell her? Just fuck her and then dip.
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you don't
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Exactly lmao
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Do you guys think friends sucks now days ? 2017-04-28 09:30:47 Post No.18267956
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Do you guys think friends sucks now days ?
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Maybe I just have some bad friends, but I can't count on them.
When I tell them come here at a certain time, they come late.
They cancel appointments at the last minute.
They are unreliable.
When they are loyal they basically suck at anything else.
Friends that don't suck betray me.
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That's fairly normal, m8. If they blow you off all the time, they're not good friends, but everyone shows up late or cancels plans sometimes. Unless money is being spent, you can't really treat a social engagement as an "appointment"
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Lmao friends suck nowadays compared to what time period? You just have shitty friends or are expecting too much from your friends.
I love my friends and my friends love me, if you don't like your friends find new ones.
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>>18267956
I've found people in general are hesitant to commit to events because they fear something better will come along.
That said, if they do bail on you they aren't good friends.
>they come late
That's a non issue. Some people are good about being on time, some aren't.
I'm going on a trip this summer, I'm 19, going alone, and have never been on a plane before, anything I should know/ do? I don't even know where to begin. I'm going from California to the east coast if that makes any difference.
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>>18267953
Arrive at the airport at-least an hour, maybe two for a first time-er, before you think you need to be there. Make extra sure you have everything you need before you leave and check your packing. Fucking up a flight is a pain in the ass and expensive so don't try and cut it fine.
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>>18267953
It's boring. It's like sitting on a bus that flies. Bring a book, and don't bring any weapons or explosives, and you'll be fine
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I hear airports are damn confusing, how do I know when/where my flight is? It should say on the ticket but yeah idk.
My main concern is that we're supposed to stop in Texas or something for an hour, how exactly do those work? Am I allowed to just stay on the plane the whole time? I don't want to risk it leaving without me
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>tell a girl I like socks with ribbons
>she says she has them
>jokingly say to wear them so I can apreciate them
>next day she wears them
this a signal? I'm confused
girl is engaged though.
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>>18267950
>girl is engaged though.
Are you trying to get with her anyway? What's the best-case scenario for you here?
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>>18267955
nope, I didn't do shit all time long.
And I'm a social amoeba so pretty much can't tell if it's just a
>aw look at me and tell me i'm pretty. i love when people boost my ego
or if it is a
>do I look pretty to you?
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>>18267970
If you don't have any intentions with this girl (and you shouldn't unless you're a scumbag) then it doesn't really matter either way. Girls like to feel attractive, you don't have to read much more into it than that
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What advice would you give someone in their early 20's?
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>>18267939
Stop browsing 4chan
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>>18267939
Enjoy it while it lasts because it's all downhill from here.
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>>18267939
Ignore most advice unless it comes from someone who is REALLY successful or someone who is somewhat successful but knows you very well. Basically, ignore most of Internet advice.
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Ok I need your advice on a very unbelievable question.
So recently there is this dude at my school who keeps fucking with me. Something I don't let fags like him do. Not bullying but like disrespecting. For example the fucker steals my pens and shit with me looking at him.
All in all he's a typical chad, skinny and athletic( plays football) BUT just so happens to be son of the president.
I'm not sure what to do. To I beat the shit out of him like I would normally do?
I expect no one to take this thread seriosly so whatever
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Btw my school is pretty shitty fights happen almost everyday
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Tell on him
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>>18267869
Do I sound like a fucking 12 year old?