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no, i have never done that, my soul is pure

I do not experience that at all. Sounds like you should stop smoking

I didn't smoke weed and I still got that when I first had an anxiety attack

It doesn't go away c:

Do your own homework nigger

>>18268599
Go to the /sci/ board for this stuff.

>>18268599
I never understood how people had so fucking much trouble with stoichiometry. If you can't figure this out, maybe you should go back to third grade to practice multiplying, dividing, and fractions.

>>18268583
get some booze in her and fuck her, just like all other females.

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>>18268583
Buy a thousand red roses and tell her that you are in love with her, or better yet, propose straight away. Women like romantic gestures and this is as you can understand for yourself certain to work.

>>18268583
First off, I'm no expert. Secondly, you can't just spur that kind of thing. "Unless there was already something there prior too this event. Third, if it's a hot swap, bail. Forth, fifth.
Just chill with her. Be her friend. Don't go guns blazing shooting bullets of love into her heart. You can't use this to your advantage or you will be a crutch to quell her previous relationship. And she would eventually see that.

Don't jack off or have sex for a week or more. Or however long you need.

Ask for her to edge until you get there. Not only it's fair, it's smoking hot when they finally release themselves

Also reduce jerking off, I noticed I stopped naturally and an improvement on my sexual apetite.

>>18268369
Drop porn.

She loved you, you broke up with her which hurt her, so now she doesn't want to be around you.
You don't get to break up with someone and force them to stay your friend and love you.

If she doesn't contact you within a month then send her a casual message.

Give her time. The dumpee always has to be the one who tries to reconcile.

>>18268368
She cares about you so much that she can't be around you without wanting to still be with you. It's actually the biggest proof that she loved you more than you loved her.

It's incredibly painful to "be friends" with someone you're in love with. Like slow death, all the time.

>>18268269
She is just easy girl. She will fuck other dudes and thats it.

Forget about her and maybe when you see her again, you can start where you ended.

Sounds like she just wanted to smash.
Move on bro.

>>18268269
>Would there be a chance to pick up where we left off in the fall or do you think she'd lose interest/forget?

Probably some wait and see shit you won't know till she comes back. Don't wait for her, she won't be waiting for you even if she DOES want to still see you when she comes back.

When a boy and a girl love eachother...

>>18268248
man if you constantly NEED to find something to do or else she'll leave you, then that relationship is not going to work out in the long run bro.

if you're looking to keep a shot term relationship though, then I suggest some cheap date ideas like going to farmers markets then cooking together, camping, exercising together. there's a lot of stuff you can do together that doesn't fall under a 'traditional' date but is still a date.

>>18268248
Did you try licking her bhole?


Lick her bhole.

No but you are going to fuck up if you keep sperging out over it.

>>18270775
I'm only worried about it because another mutual friend flipped out over it

>>18270758
>KK Love you

Why would you say that? Do you actually love her?

I'd pull your pants up a bit further up your waist and you look fine. Don't worry about how you're dressed, just speak to the best of your ability and be honest

that shirt is not good. they sell a lot of stuff that doesn't look good since it started costing them mere pennies.

maybe you should just go in a white oxford shirt or a collared work shirt. that would look more appropriate and make more sense.

I'd bin that shirt though. sorry man. once you get more money and more time to calmly thin, your fashion ought to increase, so you're on the way to better things by getting job interviews.

congrats on the interview.

>>18270716
the shirt isn't exactly high fashion, but he said it's a warehouse job. i'm sure the people there are dressed even more casually.

I don't know what you mean by hot. Are you asking if it's possible for you to marry someone you find attractive? Yes, it is. You'll run into problems like all of us abnormals do, but hey that's fine.

There's a lot of people in the world, there are at least a handful of girls that you could get with even if you're slightly autistic. Especially if you're attractive.

>>18270708

I guess attractiveness is somewhat subjective, but I would never settle. It just isn't me. Even though I realize my own Sexual Market Value (which is low), I still am only interested in top-tier women.

>>18270575
Maybe you arent THAT much horny in the first place.

Also have you tried to fap to her photo?

>2017
>looking at porn

>>18270586
Well considering when i'm single i usually jerk off 3-4 times before bed and 1-2 when i wake up in the weekends. And whenever i've had one-night stands i've had no problems i think my libido is pretty high.

And yup i have, i turn into a big softie whenever i look at her photots though.

Limiting the negative sociological effects of attractiveness to such a banal, narrow, and fickle subject such as relationships is not only juvenile, but also insulting to the women who are assaulted and harassed due to their beauty, as well as the men who have inappropriate expectations placed upon them due to their looks as well. And those aren't nearly the only problems associated with being perceived as very physically attractive.

Inb4 some retarded buzzword insult, I just think you sound 12

>>18270557
>the prettier a woman is, the harder her life will be
Depends on too many variables. Most likely it's going to be harder than for an average woman but still easier than for a whale.

>i've heard that people have the prejudice that handsome dudes are assholes
This usually comes from butthurt ugly people who try to roll with "but muh inner-self is pretty!" and belittling their better looking peers.

>>18270573
OP here

I'm not limiting the subjects to reliationships, it was a mere example, in order to start the discussion.

I never said that you don't get "compliments" everytime you go out on the street either.

I just think you're projecting due to too much bitter males on this website, creating 4chan hivemind

>>18270535
Uhm, find your own boyfriend.

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>>18270639
I did. Online dating and non online dating. No luck. Nobody that makes me feel the same

he probably doesn't like you

>>18270389
Are you physically fit/do you do any physical activity on a regular basis?
How does your nutrition look?
Do you do drugs?

>>18270389
Doctor, I remember it might have something to do with heart and blood pressure.
If thats the case, you will want some meds on it.

>>18270443
>Doctor
It might have come out wrong, I am not a doctor, I am sending you to one.

Dress up like mario and let him fuck you in the ass

>>18270292
Just leave him, honestly.

>>18270292
If you can't find ways to bond with each other, other than sex and something that doesn't require him to pay attention to you, then maybe you should move on. Upgrade your computer and use it to meet someone that likes you.