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>>18693793
Caucasians and Pale skinned Asians are aliens.

you have a nice jaw but other than that you look like an alien

You wouldn't be an alien though, you would be a more evolved human.

I kinda want to see your bulbous alien head too

>>18692470
I had a dream I fucked your mom

I just had a dream where I had to marry my sister, for some reason.

>>18692470
I released some kind of Mayan Death Shaman from an underground tomb

I too watch legion

>>18692338
>>18692368

>From Mars

sure, if mars is made of pie and salami.

Cont.
After we had finished cleaning the campsite we split into groups to go find small game. I went with my buddy Dakota (he had the memegun2000) to try and track down some small critters. This might be the time to tell you that I had a .22 on me for red squirrels, they are some tasty buggers.
We start walking through the woods until my buddy finds some prints in the snow and mud. They are a bunch of coyote tracks, but I thought they looked a bit weird as the paw was too big and the spaces separating them were a bit off. Dakota didn’t care that much about specifics and all he cared about was bagging a few coyotes.
Later that evening it was getting dark and I wanted to go back to camp. We did not have NVG’s or any of that fancy shit so the chances of getting something was miniscule. I had been getting bad vibes all day because of all the black squirrels I saw They are Major bad luck and if you kill them you supposedly get cursed. I digress my buddy Dakota wants to stay out longer and he and I bicker until we hear a familiar yipping. Coyotes!!! Dakota gets his stupid fucking shotgun up and shoots the slug where the yipping was coming from. I scream at him to stop because we hadn’t even seen the little buggers yet let alone had the time to aim at one. I turn on the spotlight I had brought (AKA giant ass hid flashlight) and start surveying the forest. I see a coyote in the edge of the opposite tree line but it’s a bit odd. For one it didn’t bolt when it hears the shotgun and it was on its hind legs.

The thing was standing up and on closer inspection was way larger than a coyote. My friend shot at it but it ran just as he fired. It fucking RAN like on two legs.
We were super freaked at this point and booked it to the camp. AS we ran we heard it howling and almost pissed ourselves.
We made it back to camp and told the rest of our friends what we saw and that we needed to book it out of there. They laughed at us and told us that we had too much to drink. We kept on trying to get them to leave but all they did was laugh at us. Until my friend Kyle saw it.

>>18692112
Sounds like a skinwalker

>>18691680
They are hiding the vortex at the bottom of the planet of course. Probably so people dont look into hollow earth, antarctic temples etc.

>>18691680
It is not cencorship. iirc it had something to do with textures and mapping them on a sphere being weird. Similar stuff with google maps. It is not an actual photo, if thats what you thought

>>18691712
Wouldn't you see texture stretching if this were true?
This is just a blatant cutoff.

>>18690735

I know this too, jehovas used to come here and give me flyers and I've saved some of them. One of them has a pic of that.

>>18690735
quien sabe

even the Darth Vader "Luke I am your father" is remember is Spanish as well. It couldn't just be a mistranslation by the English speakers and the Spanish speakers could it?

I love watching it. Just take everything with a grain of salt and you're fine.

The original documentaries were great. But when they switched to a show format they became money grubbing disinfo peddlers trying to stretch out the length they can keep them going.

I believe the overall theory however and their are certainly interesting subjects they talk about inbwtween the nonsense.

>>18690721
>The original documentaries were great
Is that just season 1?

>>18690370
People who still believe in this shit should be dropped in the pit.

>>18690467
>still believe

"Believing" in a hole that has been documented as being filled with planks and chests isn't quite the same as believing in astral projection into planes of succubi anon.

>>18690488
Pwnd

I'm sure OP is going to share his weirdest experiences with the abnormal to start things off and not be a lazy ass that doesn't contribute to his own thread.

>>18686439
Really have none.
This is it:

A few years back I had a dream where I was in my house chainned in front of my door. It was pitch black inside, but I could see kids running and playing outside. I couldn't move nor could I breathe. It wasn't just a dream, i couldn't breathe I was shaking in my sleep. I used to be a JW back in the day, I managed to say "Jehovah" and I finally awoke. I was sweating and during this, it felt as if I had someone sitting on top of me with their hands around my neck, shoking me.

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>>18686414

I underwent apotheosis...

On December 24th I said I was being apotheosized...

https://np.reddit.com/r/TheImperialCult/comments/5k1m8n/apotheosis/

On December 25th George Michael died of heart failure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVY-pGDsN4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDbUtCBEpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stJcQKJaAb0

https://twitter.com/TheImperialCult

Neat case.

Many flying objects and the things started burning.

>>18693684
Semms legit, the media, the police and some authorities are already on it, i'm chilean btw

>>18693684

Yea wtf no one knows what is going on here. The police is fucking scared.

Check out "exploding head syndrome"
It's not as cool as it sounds.

>>18693328
fug. This totally sounds like me. Thanks anon. I thought I had some paranormal shit lol

>>18693292
This also happens to me, but its not only screams, sometimes its laughter, but like, maniacal laughter and other times its just like a bunch of people talking, like if i were in a crowd

And it doesn't stop there, along with the noises also comes a kind of sleep paralysis, i cant control my body, but it does move, kind of like a puppet, most of the times i struggle to move, but i just cant so i try to stiffen my body and it works.

Its pretty spoopy

Doing readings
All I need from you is what you think looks pretty or cool off of this website

http://www.mangagamer.com/

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These "readers" need to stop being little whiny bitches, crying because someone said something bad.

It's the internet, if you cant handle peoples bad words go and filter 4chan and go back to playing your cooking mamma.

>B-bbbut this is why i stopped reading

Shut your mouth, bitch cunt.

>>18693267
They probably realize "4chan is an awful place full of awful people" and then leave. You prove that point.

I've had plans for one but never had the time to actually flesh them out and utilize them.

>>18693197
http://pastebin.com/06Xjp1mn
here are a few of the answers to the ARG, wasn't that long ago it turns out.

>>18693241
>the answers to the ARG
the ARG???

There's hundreds, if not thousands of things labeled as an ARG out. Not all of them rightfully so.

here's some as examples:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ARG/comments/5w1yaz/ive_just_found_a_potential_goldmine_of_overlooked/

Explain

>>18693073
>new age bullshit

>>18693100
Nah, not at all friend. I merely question, how many here have removed their rigid belief structures. If so negative forces can't play you as they do now.

amphibians did nothing wrong you bigot

have you met every amphibian?

What the fuck

>>18692133
I've never heard that one before, so it's either really fringe or you made it up yourself. I'm going to assume it's the latter until you link to something that says otherwise.