Post yours!
>Post yours!
>implying OP wrote the one he posted
>>18696805
Meh gonna dump, Ill post my favourites first then just random shite ones
>>18697620
The judgment of Jesus Christ comes upon you sorcerers and witchcraft users this day.You will be struck for a season. Know this is the work of the Lord for your repentance.
But Elymas the sorcerer (for so is his name by interpretation) withstood them, seeking to turn away the deputy from the faith.
9 Then Saul, (who also is called Paul,) filled with the Holy Ghost, set his eyes on him.
10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
11 And now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand.
“How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!”
>>18696761
AAAAAMEEEEEEEEEN! HALELUUUYAAAAAAH! PRAISE JEEEEEESUUUUUUUS©
But among the Israelites not a dog will bark at any person or animal.' Then you will know that the LORD makes a distinction between Egypt and Israel.
When Trumps fake alien invasion happens, do you think they'll blow up the white house so he can rule the planet from Trump tower in new york?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf5SvJpGuv0
Are you really going to stay butthurt about the election for the next 8 years??
Take this to /pol/
>>18696661
the anti-trump hysteria is off the charts and has basically turned me into a right-winger. in fact i hope he does create a false flag attack and rounds up all the SJWs, Antifa, and hollywood communists and puts them in gulag pods and shoots them into space.
>>18696704
Why risk infecting another planet with those shrieking faggots?
Alien spaceships have been identified in Saturns rings.
Reoccupation of their base on Antarctica seems imminent.
>>18696613
What makes you think that is a spaceship?
>>18696613
Looks just like an astronomical body like an asteroid is going through Saturns rings, lighted up in the process.
>>18696613
Yeah, it's clearly a spaceship. Looking at the photo it's 100% real it's alien spaceship.
I'm sure media would also know about this but they have been spreading disinformation and people who want to talk about this fact are being silenced.
I'm pretty sure this incident relates somehow to Saturn ring sighting:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/25/lover-of-ufo-investigator-who-died-after-vomiting-black-fluid-questioned-by-police-6473080/
http://globalnews.ca/news/3274911/rcmp-investigate-incident-in-northern-alberta/
There's no news about it at all. theyre are calling it a "fluid situation". Weird, If it was a gas/sewer leak that's what the news would of said. "Highway closed due to burst pipe"
>>18696626
Mysterious.
Isn't that against transparency laws?
>>18696666
>thinking there's even 0.01% transparency in anything the US govt does
Picture not related, but penguins are cute.
Hey /x/. I am a horrible depressed person who is contemplating suicide. According to my beliefs, this will end up with me in hell.
So I got to thinking, if I am going to go to hell anyways, why not sell my soul? I'm thinking for riches. Sure, money won't make me happy, but maybe I can do some good with it? At least take care of my family.
So, I guess I'm asking how one would go about making said deal.
>>18696475
>Sure, money won't make me happy, but maybe I can do some good with it?
No, Anon. If you don't care for going to Hell, then do as much sinful activities as much as possible, so you end up in lower parts of Hell. The lower the better, fyi.
>>18696487
It's not that I don't care, it's just that I'm gonna end up there anyways. I don't wanna do bad things, I just wanna die. But if I could die and at the same time leave my family something behind that would be better.
>>18696475
Your chivalry is noted.
Since you are going to hell, what would I do with you? Obviously no use in tormenting you.
I will never agree to this.
How about you give it another try. Ill enjoy reading about your grief here while you live.
Life is good, for me.
Anyone here with access? Could you possibly download the latest episode and upload it to dropbox or something equivalent please? Would be madly appreciated.
Just buy the book.
>>18696436
the torrent just suddenly kicked into gear when I made the thread anyway, and the book is already pre-ordered.
George Noory is a toolbox extraordinary.
Who would pay to listen to that shit.
He questioned everything, from government conspiracies, 9/11 attacks,Sandy Hook shootings, Aliens, mass media disinformation, moon landing, illuminati, Satanism, cults etc..
/x/ Is he our guy?
>>18696363
A broken clock is right twice a day.
Yes,and he's not just /ourguy/,he's our hero.
Always liked him.
Tell me your dream and I will interpret it for you. I have a lot of islamic dream interpretation books. I will translate it for you faggots.
My mother had a really complicated dream like 10 years ago. That entire dream was in that one book. The person she saw in her dream would die according to the book. I shit you not guys on the same day her father died.
I am playing dark soul 3 right now but post your dreams and I will tell you the meaning.
Nice LARP fag
>>18696360
I'm in my mansion basement. The atmosphere is green, almost like hyperspace. I have showcase cabinets filled with swords, knifes, throwing stars etc. I load myself up with weapons underneath my tuxedo.
I attend a party at a castle like mansion in the gardens. All the participants of the party dislike or hate me and avoid me and shun me.
I leave the mansion drunk, getting inside my mercedes which has a blue lit sci fi looking interior. I get in the passenger seat, put my jacket on the driver seats car. The car then drives me home and im drunk.
What does that mean?
The greenish hyperspace looking basement with weapons is as i interpret it, something along the lines of spiritual warfare experience.
The people at the party as i see it are the spiritual hidden society who hates me for something a guy did to me a while ago.
My mercedes is a proof of my success, my clothes also. and the self driving car as i see it is a sign of my independence from these people. but i'm not experienced with this at all.
I'm looking forward to your interpretation
>>18696509
> put my jacket on the driver seats car
shouldn't have the word car
Who do you think really killed the kids? I don't think that the three are as innocent as some claim. There was definitely enough smoke there for them to actually be suspects. Here are my three potential killers
> it actually was damien, jason, and jessie
They actually did kill the kids because damien was an edgy mentally disturbed retard and the other two were just dumb enough to follow him.
> Terry Hobbs
The boys caught him engaging in gay sex and he accidentally killed one in a fit of rage, and then had to kill the others. He has a history of violence, gay activity, and sexual abuse. His own family even thinks he did it.
> a random trucker
They were killed next to a truck stop. It's not farfetched that this is what happened. Maybe the trucker was Mr. Bojangles? Who knows.
terry hobbs though i don't believe that it has anything to do with him having gay sex.
who dis
>>18696298
One of the boys friends said that they would all sneak into the woods and watch guys have gay sex and smoke weed. Terry was reportedly bi and would engage in gay sex with young male prostitutes.
what weird nightmares/dreams do you still remember? I've got plenty but here's one
>Be a point of view camera on a really large white/beige space
>Suddenly all of mankind is teleported into this space
>They are all organized in rows and columns
>A giant shit worm with the size of a house comes out of the ground
>it's body is composed of big thick balls of shit that have spikes coming out of them
>as soon as it looks at mankind their eyes start glowing
>it looks at me and screeches really loud
>dream cuts to me as a white coffee cup in the middle of this space(don't know if there was coffee in me or not)
>dream cuts back again to the loud screech
>i wake up
weeks/months later i had a very similar dream to this which made me clearly remember it
this was 13-15 years ago
>>18695759
I was just falling asleep then suddenly I saw a frightening illusion. A cloaked, small, kinda transparent figure just floated through my wall into my room while being kinda leaning forward a bit when floating. I was still as a stone, in pure fear. I couldn't do shit. I only could move my eyes around and control my breathing pace a bit. The figure came even closer. It was floating over of me, horizontal to the ground (only the cloak/robes had a hint of gravity of sorts). It defied everything I've learned so far. Then I broke out of it, swing my hand towards it in desperate attempt to fight back only to see it disappear like some faggots vape-cloud right in front of my eyes (my fist was kinda inside it during the disappearance). I checked the room and noticed it was 3:11 in the morning.
Fucking sleep paralysis. Now it's been maybe 4-5 years since it happened. Full wizard now, I doubt I'll see anything like that again.
>>18695871
I only had sleep paralysis once and i only remember me being freaked out by it, i don't remember the details but damn it must be scary
>>18695759
>in parking garage bottom floor
>man in suit with gun chasing me
>running upstairs to get away
>turn head
>get shot in neck
>wake up
>sleep paralysis
Yes, humans can and will do terrible things to one another. But what if you aren't human? What if you're more than human? Do those moral rules and laws still apply?
>>18695730
Short answer: Yes. A superiority complex doesn't excuse being an asshole.
>>18695730
what if im less than human ?
like a maggot in a skin of a dude ?
you wouldnt imprison a maggot would ya?
>>18695730
OP posts stupid images because he's above everyone else.
http://helenastales.weebly.com/blogue/mass-evacuation-of-antarctica-as-special-ops-and-military-moving-in
>>18695577
Seems legit
>>18695577
fucken wimmin n there overprice handbags amirite
>>18695577
THATS A LAPTOP BAG YOU FUCKING RETARD, NOT A PURSE, MEN DONT CARRY PURSES UNLESS THERE FAAAAAAAAAAAAGS! lol
Has designer babies become a reality?
>>18695514
ugly people often have good looking kids
pretty people ofthen have bad looking kids
4chan is a place where loners and the bullied hang out. lots of pain = black magick super power?
>>18695514
Before surgery him and his brother were pretty good looking. I don't understand why they felt the need for surgery and the contentment with those results.
When did you realise that you are living inside of a simulator?
>>18695465
Proof?
>>18695470
do you have proof that we are not living in one?
burden of proof is on the claimant...