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i am worried i am an alien there is a theory that humans an

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i am worried i am an alien

there is a theory that humans and autistics are evolving into alien-like life.

neoteny.org

there is an idea out there that the longer adults develop their youth traits into adulthood, the closer they are to evolution as intelligent life.

i have a really bulbous head and there is a pointy crest down the middle like the reptoids. i also have very short legs. i am almost 6 foot and have size 30 pants. i look like a giant baby and have a bulbous head aliens are imagined.
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>>18693793
Caucasians and Pale skinned Asians are aliens.
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you have a nice jaw but other than that you look like an alien
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You wouldn't be an alien though, you would be a more evolved human.

I kinda want to see your bulbous alien head too
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>>18693793
You have normal legs
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valiant thor has a really strong jawline too, google him

here is another pic of me on tv, you can see how crested my head is
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>>18693793
dude are you an alien?
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>>18693793
you're just ugly
autistics are humans too
aliens are fake
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>>18693988

idk i feel like i am supposed to be famous

i am very immature and all i want is attention and making people laugh

i moved to Hollywood because i thought it was going to be an easy situation for me to get famous but i have been struggling greatly

i do not have enough mana to get through the day. i spend all my mana worrying lol

i don't go to the gym, i just sleep all day and when awake i browse /x/, r/aliens, and glance at cnn
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>>18694026
they would not have put me on tv next to a hot babe in that scene if i was ugly. i was cast as a hollywood partygoer, not an ugly person, but with no hat on i could definitely be cast as an ugly person
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come on guys help me out
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here is another picture of me
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You should find out your jewish heritage.

Not being facetious.
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>>18694175
>of me
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> Anonymous 02/26/17(Sun)21:21:42 No.186941
i think there is a lot of truth in that
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?!?!?!?
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ITT: I learn that Ricepirate is an alien
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?????
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Yea, no, you're just genetically defunct.
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