File: impressionist-wizard-j-w-baker.jpg (64KB, 533x700px) Image search:
[Google]
64KB, 533x700px
whats the basis of the 30 yr old virgin wizard meme? Cant people who have sex be wizards?
25 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
You just got to go 30 years without it or jacking off. You don't -have- to be a virgin.
And you can still be a wizard without doing it just not as powerful.
>>
>>18693875
ahhh must be why most wizards are close to 100 years old...but where is the literature that talks about this?
>>
Its because youve literally transcended the basis of life on this planet. Everything here (with some exceptions) exists in order to reproduce. Even the cells in your body, they asexually reproduce. Every plant, and every animal. To not even consider reproducing for 30+ years, thats commendable. Its almost defying "logic" itself, such as a Wizard defies physical logic with magic.
File: VampireBit.jpg (459KB, 1024x768px) Image search:
[Google]
459KB, 1024x768px
One more about this incredible legend (or not?)
Links, videos, stories, anything its welcome
14 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Theres a better writer about vampires than Anne Rice?
>>
>>18693830
This topic is dead pretty much. Not more to say... there's like the same one or two people pretending to be vampires and it keeps repeating itself.
>>
>>18694491
>This topic is dead pretty much.
Don't you mean the topic is... UNdead? eh? eh?
Is this board autistic?
Do you people really think that if aliens showed up they'd look exactly like the aliens in our pop culture?
58 Posts / 15 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18693693
Isn't there plenty of variation in the posters here? There's a million and one autists with their own views.
>>
Not us, this was /pol/ fags. They got banned for posting this cancer over there so they brought it here. We actually debunked it
>>
There's as much chance of that as anything. What you think of as pop culture aliens are based on supposed real sightings, anyway.
File: mhMBe5BgVE5bZwtKfYNhZZnhfzTwAWZKsaxiAT8YZKNy38UyE52EWBCjxeDv46bZihcyQROrjJcoOXXFCClJkbxGdWKRwhn3wImyuGdWBpJSS4fho8Cda33wzj5ffMqYiEARlGhi-X_GaMvbIKUb5ZP1HY1R3Le3iLHq=w444-h331-nc.jpg (36KB, 443x331px) Image search:
[Google]
36KB, 443x331px
Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.
Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.
>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:
http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074 (embed)
>Guides made by some of our readers:
Rustig wrote this to help beginners on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:
http://i.imgur.com/2rodLWB.png (embed)
Thoth, made his own tarot and rune guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/edit?pref=2&pli=1
>Some useful tips before posting:
-If you're a reader post that you're offering readings and what information is required from the querent; same goes for trading.
-Look for their posts in the thread to determine if there's an active reader, what's needed and before posting, check if they finished reading already;
-Some readers will refuse to do certain readings - respect that choice.
-Bullshit queries will get bullshit answers;
-Making an air query (not addressing a reader in particular) is possible but doesn't guarantee an answer;
-Avoid making the same question over and over and/or to different readers in a short period of time, as this may lead to more confusion than clarification;
-Please refer to the Dream General threads for dream interpretation
-Provide feedback when applicable. We're a growing community, and many readers are starting. Let's help each other to improve.
Let's respect each other and keep things decent here. May the good fortune be by your side.
>Discord Servers:
/Div/cord:https://discord.gg/fTpDqW9
Suit of Wands: https://discord.gg/CKGqezW
87 Posts / 28 Images
View this topic
>>
Anyone doing readings?
>>
Any readers around
>>
>>18693648
bampu
File: bohemian_grove-presidents-bush-clinton.jpg (108KB, 750x600px) Image search:
[Google]
108KB, 750x600px
So what the fuck is this?
Is is this just some rich people Summercamp?
Are they larping just to fuck with the public?
Or are the Elites just not not even trying to hide their twisted games?
21 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
watch a young Alex Jones infiltrate the BG and see for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKdSvwYsrE
>>
its where rich guys went to suck their dingdongs because where no one could see
>>
>>18693565
Anybody else see the weird face pop up just after the flare at 1:10:47?
File: Insect1.jpg (67KB, 634x475px) Image search:
[Google]
67KB, 634x475px
Astral Entities! What are the strangest beings you've encountered?
30 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18693495
German backpackers seriously every fucking time
The other was something that was definitely female and would be quite at home on /d/ i dont remember the conversation to well
>>
>>18693495
Strangest beings would probably be a group of people that did nothing but twitch incessantly and stared at me.
I got an uneasy vibe from them to stay away and decided not to push my limits since I wasn't versed in "le astral battle skills"
>>
>>18693825
Lmao astral tweaks
File: artistic-pattern-inspired-tropical-fish-skin-red-blue-dots-texture-web-print-wallpaper-home-decor-fall-fashion-32642655.jpg (80KB, 400x400px) Image search:
[Google]
80KB, 400x400px
Can anyone tell me about the red dots raining in a blue space that I saw all the time as a small child?
I tried to find an image... This isn't right: the dots are too formed, and I don't remember any blue dots, and no other shapes existed.
The dots were just steadily steadily falling, and I would just watch them.
I don't remember any sounds, or anything else except a great sense of peacefulness, and wonder.
16 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18693307
the spiral is pedo code, you could of been drugged and fucked as a kid
>>
>>18693352
kek
>>
>>18693352
Meh: the spiral wasn't there anyway, and the falling dots were too pleasant and "right" to be something like that.
I used to ask my mom about the dots, and she had no idea what I was talking about.
File: images (90).jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 225x225px
Could Julian Assange be the avatar of a truth god?
Obviously the white hair and unnaturally deep voice are markers, but also the singleminded devotion to his purpose, and also the willingness to be a martyr if need be...
What do you think, /x/?
21 Posts / 8 Images
View this topic
>>
File: images (19).jpg (6KB, 193x261px) Image search:
[Google]
6KB, 193x261px
And his eyes.
Look at the purity in his eyes.
>>
>>18693155
>a truth god
There is only one God, whose virtues are light and love and truth
The question then becomes "what makes you different from Julian, or anyone"
What makes you different from me
What makes you you
What makes us us
How can you be sure you aren't an avatar of God
Have you ever looked into a mirror
>>
File: 1487219236579.gif (1MB, 720x404px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 720x404px
Assange is dead.
File: 1f10fc18e1bd0b1f0396a54bd524bca4513d791af9bd9a8f90e26091b6acd66b.gif (3MB, 768x460px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 768x460px
Is anyone else really scared that hell might be real?
think about, infinite possibilities, could there exist an alternate universe of eternal torment that nothing escapes?
is anyone else really hoping there isn't life after death just so that they know they won't go to hell?
71 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
This is Hell. Earth is our prison.
>>
>>18693172
but i'm having fun.
>>
I thought about something related earlier; "the eternal destruction"
I'm not sure where it says that in the bible but it does.
Now hear me out, this is really weird how I thought about it, and I'm not sure if I will explain it.....
What if "the eternal destruction" is related to this......
If energy can't be destroyed, what if your energy, instead of maintaining any form, as in a spirit or a soul, or conscience, or whatever... What if your soul kinda turns to dust? For example; food/life/matter turns to dust/returns to the earth and energy is transferred, ie; in the fastest process it can happen: You eat food and digest it and poo it out. The matter is recycled and the energy is recycled - over and over. So what if "the eternal destruction" is when you're transformed into nothing more than particles of energy going into life forms over and over for eternity?
I can't explain this so I'm going to leave it there. But basically you suck at life so you're dammed for eternity to be food and be poo.
File: DSCN0395.jpg (693KB, 1200x840px) Image search:
[Google]
693KB, 1200x840px
Anyone else live deep in the woods?
Just took this 15 minutes ago.
15 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>18692829
How did you get the Internet all the way out there?
>>
>>18692829
OP you fucked there's a fucking creature in that pic
>>
>>18692841
internet....
i don't live in the middle of africa
Anonymous
Mysterious radio station, UVB-76 2017-02-27 01:58:00 Post No.18692766
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Mysterious radio station, UVB-76 2017-02-27 01:58:00 Post No.18692766
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: old_soviet_building.jpg (412KB, 625x938px) Image search:
[Google]
412KB, 625x938px
Mysterious radio station, UVB-76
Anonymous
2017-02-27 01:58:00
Post No. 18692766
[Report]
[View this topic]
Its mysterious and creepy, so I guess this is an /x/ topic.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76
And it was mentioned that this might actually tie into the Soviet Unions (and possible still used by Russia) Dead Hand system. Where in the event of a nuclear attack that happens to kill everybody in Russia that can launch Russias nukes, the nukes can launch them-selves automatically. Allowing 2nd strike capability even if everybody is already dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcv_cGLjxCY
43 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Russia is so creepy sometimes.
>>
You know whats really freaky hearing "Skyking Skyking do not answer" 4 times in a row.
>>
>>18692766
Reminds me of the hatch from LOST.
File: 1477329360650.png (9KB, 386x500px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 386x500px
Hello /x/. I have lurked on this board for many, many years and I think it is time I finally share something with you.
You see. Over this time I have tried many spells to test their validity. And I have found some which do in fact work. I wish to share some of them with you. My first spell I shall teach you I'd known as the ''go fetch'' spell. It is very easy to preform and I personally swear to its effectiveness. If anyone is interested I shall post instructions on how to preform it.
The materials are rather simple. All you need is a pen. Paper. And one needle.
So. My question. Is who's ready to do some magic? After I receive replies showing you are interested I shall post the instructions in this thread.
-M
256 Posts / 22 Images
View this topic
>>
fuck up my soul senpai
>>
>>18692725
>After I receive replies showing you are interested
Fuck the attention_whore desire to be begged to post, either share or don't. Jesus fuckin' Christ.
>>
File: 1487861356707.jpg (22KB, 395x377px) Image search:
[Google]
22KB, 395x377px
>>18692725
I'm wet with anticipation
File: the phonecall that saved washington dc.webm (1MB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 300x300px
>A.I.'s that can pass the Turing test already exist and they post alongside us humans regularly
32 Posts / 14 Images
View this topic
>>
I dont think anyone here can pass the tiring test
>>
>>18692644
>Most /x/ users are poorly programmed chat bots
Makes sense.
>>
File: 1487522263744.jpg (268KB, 1536x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
268KB, 1536x1024px
>>18692636
Proof?
File: IMG_3337-1.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 4032x3024px
1/1 my name is brianna, and i am 19 yrs old. yesterday i was on two tabs of very strong acid, not sure of the dosage but my friend gave me 2 green gel tabs. they were very strong. if my words are a little jumbled please forgive me, i’m still coming down from acid. my brain is a little slow
on friday night i was on ecstasy and then at like 3 am i decided to micro dose my first tab of acid. i was just biting pieces off little by little, after every hour or so. by 1/2 of my first tab i was already seeing forms and cracks that began to look like cheese on my housemates ceiling. (i was with my housemate at this time. she was also on acid but she had only micro dosed 1/2 of a tab. by the time i finished my first tab it was about 10 or 11 in the morning. this method worked so well and my acid trip could only be described like this: all day i felt like a kid that wakes up super super early every saturday morning and they see all of the possibilities they can do and the morning just goes on forever and ever and ever. saturday morning cartoons. i felt so sober, calm, relaxed, alert, confident, secure. i felt so alive. i didn’t feel the haze that acid makes your brain feel. i felt so clear. so sober. i felt like that kid. i was having so much fun that i decided to microdose my second tab. now here’s where the fun begins..
73 Posts / 14 Images
View this topic
>>
2/2 i started micro dosing again at around 12 or 1. things were really great. i went outside and went to go enjoy plant life. i was playing in the grass when i looked at my hands and saw that there was lint on my palms. i cleaned the lint off and then began to look at my hands again. i really liked looking at all of the red, orange and yellow hues that began to intensify on my skin. as i was softening my gaze i noticed that small dots began to grow on my hand. i have a really hard problem with focusing when i’m sober so i really like to just sit and stare on things, and so i decided to let the dots work it’s course. a few seconds later i look closer and see a small, stringy material. i grab it, and it’s fucking lint. it’s physical. it’s linty. i freak out a little. i repeat the process. sweep hands, look at clean ass hands, see if lint grows back. and. it. fucking did. i became so aware and freaked out and i began to question reality and what was real and if that just fucking happened and how strong the acid really was. i started thinking about reality and what the fuck it was. i started wondering if reality was constant and ever-forming, the idea that you are literally creating your own reality really made fucking sense to me and my not-sure-if-fucking-real-or-insane-lint. i try to repeat the process but the intensity of these realizations lessened as i tried to not lose my bonkers, having that shit happen to you is so groundbreaking, esp on a too much acid, i really just did not want to have to go into panic mode about having my illusion of reality shattered so suddenly and abruptly.
>>
File: Screen Shot 2017-02-08 at 8.08.37 AM.png (28KB, 152x87px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 152x87px
>>
File: Screen Shot 2017-02-26 at 5.40.37 PM.png (131KB, 378x486px) Image search:
[Google]
131KB, 378x486px
>>18692633
wow,you really need to go outside.please let me finish my story.
>capcha: Bri
File: 1488155901332.jpg (143KB, 1019x997px) Image search:
[Google]
143KB, 1019x997px
Thoughts on CERN?
60 Posts / 11 Images
View this topic
>>
They will accidentally destroy your past
>>
>>18692486
thots on the search for the "God Particle?"
>>
>>18692486
I interned there, they're all massive weirdos every single person who works there (apart from security)