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>>18786394
@Mr.Grinns

Heres the first one. Inspired by a previous anon.

Andy

>be me 11 years old
>live out in the boonies with my parents, kinda antisocial
>not a lot of other people around
>finally meet andy
>andy seems nice. He's super tall, even taller than dad.
> can't really describe him. He doesn't wear clothes and his skins really grey. His face is really blurry too. Like on the telly when they don't want you to see a person's face
> says he wants to be my friend.
>never had a friend before so i agree. I bring him treats that mom cooks sometimes like a slice of pie or some candy.
>he loves twix, their my favorite also
>when he talks it kinda seems like he's burping out the words rather than speaking them. And he stutters a lot.
>i find it cute.
>one day im exploring in the forest with andy when we see a group of campers.
>it's not uncommon and we watch them for a bit.
>andy wants to say hi.
>i agree and we sneak closer so they don't think were bears or something.
>see they have guns. Maybe that's not a good idea.
>just listen instead. Andy wants us to leave cuz he feels upset at them but i want to stay and listen. I don't meet much people.
>they're telling spooky stories so i listen for a bit with andy. One of the stories actually sounds like andy.
>they're saying mean things about him so i yell from my hiding place “that's not andy!”
>andy shushes me and i stay quiet as the two guys grab their guns and point them in our direction. The two girls hide behind them. There's a third guy yelling at them to put the guns down.
>me and andy run away
>later andy says he wants to tell them off for waving guns around in the forest.
>andy comes back that night wearing the third mans clothes. Says they got into an argument and he had to punish them.
>andys so silly. How would dressing up as them punish them?
> i can see andy's been eating berries because his hands and face are all red.

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>>18786405
Andy: part 2

>i scold him because dad always tells me not to eat berries from the forest cuz they might be poisonous.
>he acts sheepish and sad so i give him a hug to comfort him. He seems cold so i grab a blanket and we watch cartoons while mom and dad are at work.
>a day later i go to check on the campers without andy.
> the two men are around but the third guy is missing. The girls seem upset.
>i start to walk over to comfort them and they turn when i step on a twig.
>”dan is that you?”
>i want to joke around so i yell back “is me, dan! Dan dan dan dan fan fan man dan!”
>i can be silly too
>they back away and raise their guns. I duck and they begin to shoot. I scream until they stop shooting before running away. Andy appears and picks me up and carries me to safety
>andy is mad and wants to go back and punish them more but im scared so he holds me tight and rocks me to sleep.
>he's so considerate.
> i wake up in my bed the next day with andy tapping on my window.
>he must have been eating berries again cuz his face is red and hands are all sticky.
>he says he made the bad people leave and they left all their stuff so we should go check it out!
>AWESOME.
>we get there and the tents are broken. Andy says he had to break them to scare the bad people.
> funny they would leave all their stuff tho. They even left the clothes they were wearing and the guns too.
> andy takes the guns and says he'll let me have them when i'm older, so unfair!
>he lets me keep the big knife in the leather sheath tho. It's super sharp and he teaches me how to use it carefully.
> i get a bunch of snack food and some cool camping gear. Plus the knife.
> i love my best friend andy!

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>>18786412
One of my newer works. I dont usually write them in the form of greentext.

These will be up to you to decide which are real and which are fake. Though it should be pretty obvious.

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After seeing that i checked the other two images via auto-level, not seeing really anything there.

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i aint seeing shit my dood but i like ur trips

>another walk simulator.
at least Kholat: Diatlov pass incident and Allan wake had action

>>18786353
>walking simulator
>with guns

>>18786323
What's the last really scary game that came out?

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>Black Knight Satellite shot down yesterday according to Wikileaks documents

Doesn't provide a link to said Wikileaks document

>>18786267
I like that channel it's called sexy girls and random stuff.

What is this? besides what the video says it is?

inb4 Radiohead lawyers

One time i saw a BMW driver use their turn signals.

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How fucked am I?

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Can anyone tell anything about mine, please?

OP

wat

First warm days since wednesday, 24 degrees, sunny, but inside my house its constant 8 (!) degrees. I had to turn on the heater, which i never had to at those temperatures outside. Didnt go to work since thursday since i am extremely tired and have this weird minute sleep which feels like hours each time but its always only 3-5 Minutes of extremely lucid dreaming. I even passed out on the computer today. Had an OBE where i was in my office, seeing myself passed out, head resting on my arms next to the keyboard. I realized i wasnt alone, there was someone blurry black next to me, looking at my sleeping body. I woke up, screaming like a kid. I totally feel exhausted, wanted to go to my gf for the weekend, but she also has weird dreams and reacted unusual agressive towards me. I am thinking about going to my mother for the weekend, i cant stand this situation anymore.

I feel isolated from the world. Whenever i want to connect to "this" world, something seems to hinder me. How the physics interacts with me, how the enviroment "feels", i fall asleep whenever i want to do something to break out of this. Its getting worse, i fell asleep 3 times on my computer. Wanted to call my mother and fell asleep. Talked on the phone with mom but she told me she doesnt want to see me (?). I am on my computer suddenly, half way through this (?), checking my mobile but i didnt call mom or my gf today. This is becoming insane. Maybe i am not even writibg thiss

do you mean the photo? i dont know, looks like a basement ive seen before.

Looks like an ARG, or at least an attempt at one. Seems interesting enough.

>>18786142
there's no place like home

>>18785901
that kind of a theory is handy for getting the impressionable to believe anything you want.

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WTF.

The world was created 5 minutes ago. This applies no matter when you read this.

>>18785868
yes
lame satan worshippers egobitches

No, but woman are. And they're even worse.

Just a woman who practices witchcraft. And that exists. Whether witchcraft is real or not is another story.

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>Male
>20
>Right-handed

>>18785833
Use /div/

>Well actually I avoided it for religious reasons

and quit being a pussy and posting shit threads just because you're a pussy

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>>18785838
I'm just being honest
Idk if I even believe in palmistry or not desu but I really am curious as to people's interepretations

>>18785775
I follow Alex Jones for years.

>>18785775
Yeah, he's a totally accurate and reliable source.

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>>18785775
this is one of the most well known pieces of NWO conspiracy footage here.

>>18785700
Bro first off don't act like you know about it if you don't she will know right away and make you look dumb. Just tell you you have heard of it but don't know much about it but youre interested in it and then act like you are interested boom she loves talking about it you listen nod ask questions and you're welcome

>>18785716
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>>18785740
My friend your link is broken

>>18785646
to eternity

>>18785646
Into the trash it goes

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>>18785646

>>18785521
I think it was a metaphor, friend.

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>>18785521
>what do you think of this quote?

>implying humans are not "artificial" intelligence in their own right (electrical impulses, innervation, etc...)
>implying AI that we create will somehow be worse than the atrocities we as humans have committed time and time again