>didn't drink today what are your small victories, robots?

Yeah I know that feel, it's a major accomplishment when i go a day without drinking

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>>34951216
read a chapter of my book, studied a bit about the history of England.

Lived another day only to suffer tomorrow.

Didn't wait for the train and saw I did well on an exam.

attended a meeting for the executive board of my organization (I'm academic chair) and afterwards we got asian food. They even laughed at some of my jokes. Coming from a socially anxious, depressed virgin zombie to what I am now... it's a huge leap forward. We're all gonna make it bros

>1 month without fap
Feels god mang

1 week without fap, feels good man not really

>>34951216
Had a long chat with my supervisor, turned out good. Flirted with a qt in the liquor store earlier, she seems pretty easy as according to her co worker, might just take the plunge next week. But I'll fuck it somehow.

>>34951216
when did wojak get so smug?

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I got a job today. First time I've ever gotten a job that wasn't the result of nepotism or having a friend vouch for me.

Feels good

>>34951216
haven't eaten in 2 days
i hate myself

>>34951216
had to go do volunteer work for a class, got along with one of my classmates, hung out with old black homeless people, was pretty dece

>>34951216
Nice op I failed miserably, I'm choking down a cheap bottle of whiskey feeling bad after reading your post, maybe oneday I'll be able to control my drinking, keep up the good work op please do it for me.

>>34951775
Go away you DOWNER

>>34951813
>being happy on r9k
go home

>>34951775
Why? What's wrong anon? Do you want to talk about anything?

>>34951813
maybe he sees that as an accomplishment pissant

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>>34951871
i'm alright, struggling with weight loss
thanks anon

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>>34951795
stay strong acoholanon.

>>34951795
i used to have a drinking problem, but then i started smoking pot

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>>34951216
I started drinking again. Feels bad man. I stopped smoking pot two months ago. So there is that.

I wish I had some weed though./spoiler]

>>didn't drink today
Exact opposite for me today. All I did was have a V8, have a fruit and yogurt smoothie, worked 9 hours, and drank alcohol. Feels good, man. No unhealthy foods for me today.

>read something today
>didnt fap
>drew a bit
>didnt cry

>>34952258
i just can't relax if I smoke weed. I really don't see the appeal. I've had only a few sessions where it was actually chill the entire time

Spent more time with my mother

>>34952258
>I started drinking again. Feels bad man
me too anon, been three or four weeks now I think

haven't been drinking daily but more than I ought to. Thinking about hopping back on the needle too, I've been fucking miserable

>>34952326
you associate it psychologically for something else

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>>34952326
I don't know, maybe you're smoking too much in one go? Are you smoking alone?

I had a panic attack once when smoking. Everything that was making my life shit came crashing in all at once. Being high made that worse and there was no escape but to yell into my pillow.

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>>34951216
I learned how to do the blood gang sign!

>>34952506
*gets capped*

>>34951216
wrote that calculus test

I think I did well

>>34951775
I know that feel. The only thing I've consumed in the last couple days is water and alcohol. I'm probably going to do this until I die or something.

>>34952326
everybody has some initial weirdness when you first start smoking. as you smoke more and build up a tolerance you will find that everything kind of mellows out and it's actually incredibly difficult to get in the "IM SO FUCKING STONED HELP CALL 911" zone. also, once you've smoked more than a few times, you will intuitively develop coping mechanisms for being too high--my go-to is to remind myself that weed doesn't really last that long and that nobody ever died from being too high

some pointers:
- consider mixing weed and tobacco. this works best if you roll it. you will use less weed but the buzz from the nicotine counteracts the weed
- figure out if you are smoking indica or sativa. generally: sativa is an "active" high, often cerebral; indica is like when you want to get snoop dogg high and just melt into a sofa. personally i find that it's easier to freak me out with the "body high" stuff so i jump for sativa over indica every time
- don't smoke with idiots. i have been in a lot of circles in my life and it's always weird when you're smoking with weird people (i.e. they're standoffish, they're on some other level than you, they're clearly new, etc.). the experience is much better when you've got a small-ish group of people who you know well and who have all smoked a lot of weed before
- try smoking in places where it is acceptable for you to just leave and fall asleep. this is absolutely the best kind of situation. in college, my friends and i would smoke all the time, but it was always comfiest at night when we'd show up in someone's room at like midnight to smoke a goodnight bowl. to me, that's weed at its least anxious

if, all things considered, you can't stop freaking out because of too many marijuanas, just develop a crippling benzo addiction instead

>>34951216
I'm not emailing her multiple times a day. Haven't even done it today, but I might before I go to bed.

>>34953196
how is denko doing these days?

>>34953281
I understood that reference.

I think I sent 4 max a day and it's only been about a week at this point, if it makes it sound less insane. :^)

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>did push ups today
I always think about doing some exercise for even just 15-20 minutes a day instead of sitting on my PC, but today was the first day I did it essentially ever.
>tfw won't do it tomorrow any ways kek

>>34951216
>>34951403
dont hurt me like this

not original

>>34951216
Well i didnt do any heroin today, nomorally shoot 2-5 times a day, usually in my dick or toes. Literally tired all day and sick, only thing in my fridge is a gallon of strawberry milk im sick anon i drink my sorrows away. Im thin anon...
>I wake u alot in a blur, my penis hurts alot
>my body is in pain
>i smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day
>i have shit and piss stains in all my pants
>i dont own any underwear
>urinate in cups
>urine cup nats fly everyhwere
>in the summer the urine condensates and coats the walls
>became a male prostitute
>invite men to fuck my ass in my shitty house in california
>im mexican
>fuck my life
>last week i blacked out while poruing honey on a pancake
>still have matted caked honey all over my body and genital haiir
>nats eat at the sweet knotted public hair
>bed bugs and lice eat me every-night
>constantly argue with Nicaraguans living next door
>hate them so much

But hey atleast i didnt use or drink tha much today

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>>34951216
>actually went to class today
In the grand scheme of things it's pointless but I still did it for some reason

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>>34951216
>>34951403
>>34952258
>>34952286
>>34952355

I drink half a handle of Jim Beam a day for two days, then take a day off, then drink again.

>>34954479
Save me. I'm currently cooking a frozen pizza, despite being a line cook at an Italian restaurant that has delicious pizza. I should be drinking instead of eating.

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>>34954615
I also eat a lot too, only when I drink though... which is almost everyday so, yea, fat as fuck now.

At a Baconator with two Spicy Chickens from Wendy's. Puked it up and ate some more shit.

>>34954673
All I've had so far today is a couple shots of whiskey, about 8 beers, and before I started drinking, I had a V8 and a yogurt smoothie. I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I just want to drink more.

If I didn't work tomorrow, I'd be drinking instead of eating. Instead, I'm forced to eat actual food and drink. And a frozen pizza is barely actual food. Fuck, I was so proud of myself earlier because I didn't eat anything terribly unhealthy.

3 hours of sex with asian girl

Hopefully I dont beat off tonight, Been trying to limit my fapping so I can be around real women easier. Other than that I did my workouts today even though I was dead tired. I'm slowly pulling myself outta the bullshit hole by self improving.

I resisted the urge to fap to hentai

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>>34951216
Well, above my shoulder where the base of my neck is there's a weird knot under the skin. It has me scared. I'm going to wait a few weeks before consulting a doctor since I hate douchey doctors. 1 guy that works at the clinic I go to has insulted me before "if I was your dad I would...". Unprofessional asshole. I'm not going to give up drinking (only drink a bottle a week anyhow). What I am going to do for a few weeks at least is during weekdays ONLY eat smoothies. Bananas for protein and with frozen mixed fruit. Chug it in the shower since that feels really good having the hot water hit your back while downing something cold. I am excited at how this will effect my weight. That's a victory I guess. I told my dad about my plan but I could see it in his eyes he doesn't think I'll follow through. Since this bump has me pretty scared I am deadset on following through. I'll reward myself each weekend with a bag of fries and bottle of booze. I don't think 4000 calories on a Saturday will offset this new diet. Also I am going to start doing cardio again. Maybe, if this isn't cancer or something else serious, this knot will end up being a good game changer. I remember that health scares aren't fun at all. All the wheat and meat and dairy I eat isn't worth it.

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Extreme, high impact shitposting for the past 2 hours or so.
BRRRRT! BRAP BRAP BRRRAAAUUUP!

Didn't cry yesterday. But I guess I will today, even though I'll try not to.

>>34951216
>on valentines day i hung out with a real girl and smoked weed
>taking courses at a local college
>stopped listening to my dad and living my own life now

I might just make it

>>34955092
What a homo. Why don't you bottle those tears and shove them up your ass tomorrow? You can then just unleash a huge tear flavored shart for all your friends and family to enjoy.

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I only fapped once today, I was going at 3 per day wich is very unusual for me but I'm slowly trying to recover the control over it. I'm used to be always horny but I almost never fap multiple times in a day

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>>34955116
Why are you so mean? I was sad for three weeks straight, not crying is a big thing for me now.

>>34955188
Don't let him get to you. It can be tough. A victory like not crying is still a victory. I'm prooud of you :)

managed to wake up at 3 am after going to bed at 7pm instead of going to bed 1-3 am and waking up at 12-2 pm

>>34951216
I drank today

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>>34954759
we have to change our ways anon, and you know it.

What do you do for a job? I used to install security systems and would always be hung over doing that work. It made my life so miserable, and I can't understand why I did it to myself. I guess because I hated the job so much that I drank the second I got off work and didn't care about the hang over, but looking back on it I should have at least been sober the night before work. It would have made me a lot happier I think.

Im going to go live with a good friend of mine in a different state for a while to try and get my life in order. To lose weight, stop drinking so much, get a decent job, etc.

Im 27 years old, Army veteran, living at home with parents making a $1000 a month doing work for my brother online.

My motto for getting my life back on track is "Pleasure has never brought me happiness"

>>34951216
I'm trying really hard not to buy some drinks right now.
When you are like I "already fucked up this week"..

>>34955294
I'm a line cook. My boss, who gave me a raise today, always makes jokes about my alcoholism. The strange thing is that I've never drank more than a pint of beer at work. Admittedly, I drink it within a couple minutes. I wish I could make $1000 a month online, but I gave up an online job to make more. Granted, I make more than double that, but it's still peanuts, really.

I have nothing but respect for veterans and people in the armed services. Hopefully you can find a grill who has a similar respect for people who served in the military.

>>34955329
And I failed.

>>34951216
congrats OP.
Today I got all the errands done that needed doing. Stopping drinking will have to wait however.

>>34955294
>>34955425
Fuck this thread, I like you guys. What are you guys drinking?

>>34955442
My usual whiskey, and I have few beers to keep me relatively drunk after the whiskey is gone

>>34955442
Drank whiskey, ran out, convinced my brother to give me his pear liqueur. It's sugary as fuck and I'm gonna be sick tomorrow cause of it but it gets me drunk :)

>>34955582
By usual whiskey, I'm guessing you mean Jim Beam? Assuming you're the Army vet in this thread? I used to drink lots of Beam. Nowadays I drink Evan Williams, since Jim Beam sold themselves to the japs.

>>34955600
Which whiskey were you drinking? Also, I'd argue that sugary stuff is going to be worse for you the morning after. I'm not a doctor and I also don't care to look it up online, but it seems like sugar dehydrates you, which just worsens the morning after.

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>>34953424
wtf am I reading? Jesus I feel for you man

>>34955662
I drank Alberta Premium, Canadafag.

I know sugar+alcohol makes for a worse hangover but it was all we had left and I wasn't feeling a sober night tonight.

>>34955681
What about blended whiskey? In the US we have a type of whiskey that is half bourbon, half vodka, which they call blended. Why not just drink something comparable to that?

>>34955662
Wasn't the army veteran, but yes, I'm drinking Jim Beam. And Evan Williams definitely tastes better than Jim Beam, but Jim Beam is crazy cheap where I live

>>34955748
Because Alberta Premium is the cheapest whiskey I can buy. It's $24 for a 2-6. Also cause I still live at home and that's what my mom drinks and she lets me drink from her bottle.

>>34955755
Where I live, a fifth of Jim Beam of $14. On the other hand, a handle of Evan Williams is $19.

>>34953424
this is a good shitpost or terribly sad

>>34955813
Wait, the cheapest alcohol is $24 for 750mL? Christ, that's expensive. I can get Early Times, a blended whiskey, for like $8.

>>34955847
No, alcohol is expensive as shit in Canada. There's some vodkas that are a little bit cheaper but they make me sick. 750mL costs at least $20 if it's 40%.

Had a good interview today. Guy was really friendly at the end and seemed super happy with a lot of my answers.

Hopefully I'll land this engineering internship. Good starting pay relative to what I'm used to, and gaining experience is invaluable. I have too much free time and nothing to spend it on, leading me to become even less productive than if I was actually busy.

>>34955817
In USD, Jim is about the same, and it's everywhere. On the other hand, I can find Evan Williams only in liquor shops as an imported product.

>>34955858
Oh, I know. When I was in high school, I was in Canada on a visa. We'd do our shopping in the USA because, even if we declared everything to customs, even alcohol, we'd still save money. But holy shit, now that I'm an adult, paying for my own alcohol, it's still blowing my mind that you're paying triple the cost.

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>>34951216

I didn't kill myself today yet, I still have about 8 hours until bedtime. I don't know why but recently I have been having suicidal thoughts. It's funny because now the major challenge I have everyday is basically don't kill myself. Every single moment becomes very significant because I can either be elated as hell or really feel like killing myself the next.

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I'm quitting porn/masturbation. I deleted my hentai folders that I spent almost half my life building.

It's hard, but I have cast out the demons.

>>34956015

Do it my friend. Just do it. I have been doing nofap for almost 2 weeks and it feels good. No more weird dirty thoughts in your head and it's good.

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>been awake 5 hours
>haven't shed a single tear

genuinely a good day for me
>tfw the fact that that's all it takes for me to class a day as not a fucking miserable one will probably end up with me crying

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>>34956039
Every time I see a cute anime girl, I feel a sharp pain and start thinking about how much I hate myself and it helps.

>>34951216
Went shopping today. Last time I went shopping was last year. I had nothing to drink anymore and shampoo toiletpaper etc was empty.

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>>34955351
That's cool, you're learning and performing a skill that could get you more work in the future.
I considered/consider my self a "functional alcoholic" but we all know that's a misrepresentation of the fact. We're still drunks.
I am going to live with my friend because he has connections to get my a job driving dump trucks. I want to work something simple and make a decent living, and not be considered a drunk failure. If I had a good job where I could get my own house n such I wouldn't drink like I do. A lot of it has to do with how I see myself; as a failure. I want to take the next year and get into shape, get a good job, get a house/apartment, a new(er) car, and then a new girl.

Gf of 8 years broke up with my 2 weeks ago. Tried to marry her, not actually proposing, but saying we should move in together into an apartment, but she always said "after I get out of school".
I've been drinking non stop for the past 2 weeks.
I hope I can find a new woman too. I hope you have a good woman.

almost 5 am here and still drinking.

>>34955442
Im drinking Jim Beam, how about you? What's your story my man?

>>34956069

Look why do you want to stop fapping to 2d girls? Surely there must be a reason for your drive? Are you ashamed of liking 2d? For me I just had to picture the moment that I felt like absolute shit after fapping to porn and just tell myself, I never want to feel that way again. I don't want to feel weak.

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>>34955755
Also, glad to see we have the same tastes.

>>34951915
CIARA, IS THAT YOU?
Originally

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>>34956088
3D is PD, I did not stop because I am attracted to 2D. I've stopped because hedonism isn't healthy.

I'm not proud of what I used to be, and my waifu could never love the man I used to be.

>>34956128

Can you remind me what does PD stands for again?

>>34956078
You quoted me twice, lad. I have to assume that we alcoholics are blood brothers. Sorry to hear about your grill problems. I'm 25 and have never had a gf. Hell, there's only been 1 (one) grill I've talked to outside of school (or, nowadays, work) and the only reason I talked to her was because I was best friend's with her boyfriend.

I was drinking Evan Williams, in terms of hard liquor. Right now, I'm drinking PBR. I have to get up in 8 hours for work. It's 4 am here. As the Irish say, "Come day, go day, wishing in my heart it was Sunday." Can't wait for Sunday/Saturday night so I can drink whiskey knowing I don't work.

>>34956142
Penile Damprot.

>>34956179

Yeah uhh what does it even mean.

>>34956215
What does it sound like? It's a mould that grows on your penis if you keep it too wet.

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>>34956166
>25 and have never had a gf
sorry bro. My problems probably seem like shit. Better to have love and lost than never to love at all??? Im not sure...
I'm not going to say you need a girl, but I hope one day you find the right one, if that is what you wish.

It might be better to save the alcohol for the days you don't work. It would give you more to drink at least when it is a better time to drink, and at most give you more motivation to be happier while working.

06:30 and still drinking. What a life.

I realised what a bottomless pit alcohol is so at the moment I'm trying to keep the days I don't drink in the majority of the week. Its hard though and dealing with the bordem I'd otherwise not notice when drunk is hell.

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>>34951216
>cute girl gave me her number today without me asking
I'll probably spill my spaghetti and it'll end in failure, but I'm going to enjoy the days up until that happens.

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>took a long bath after 5 days of being slob

feels squeaky clean