Kratom (The Legal Drug)

>>34951270
Kratom does very little for a lot of people.
You didnt smoke right. Almost nobody does it right the first time.

>>34951331
I put the teaspoons of powder directly into my mouth and swigged it down with some water.

It's been 1 hour and 6 minutes since I took it, I think I will do another teaspoon now. But that'll be TWELVE GRAMS total, that's way beyond the normal dose.

Oh wow wtf, I just stood up to take some more, and I let out what I thought was a burp and puked in my mouth a little. Puking is one of the known side effects but other than that I'm not feeling it.

This stuff doesn't taste too bad. Tastes like eating a bitter leaf from a oak tree or something.

I keep reading this stuff is supposed to be pretty hardcore like Opium. Have I been misled?

Okay I just took the third teaspoon and I'm starting to feel it. A dizziness and woozy feeling. It's very mild, I wouldn't consider this a "drug" so far.

6 grams should be enough to feel it unless your like over 250lbs. I recommend making it into a tea, the way you take it can change how it effects you. If 6g as a tea doesn't do it for you, yeah you probably have super autisimo drug immunity.

>>34951270
I toss n wash about a tablespoon of Maeng da no tolerance. You might have shit leaf op

>>34951629
225 pounds 6'4 if that matters.

>>34951640
Oh. The reviews were good, I did search around for the best quality. But yeah who knows. I'll just keep taking more, it's supposedly safe...Never killed anyone.

>>34951645
You should try making a tea out of it. 6-8g, you can find recipes/guides online. Don't eat 1-2 hours before and an hour after taking it, it takes a while for it to kick in.

>>34951689
Thanks I will try the tea tomorrow. If it is somehow more powerful and I add it to what I've already done, it might be too much (if that is even possible with Kratom)

So after the third teaspoon, I feel something. I feel slower and have lazy eye vision. It doesn't feel "good", or even bad, just different.

Upping it to 2.5 teaspoons now.

>>34951909
woops 3.5 I mean. eh maybe I am impaired, that was a weird mistake.

now i'm hiccupping like crazy. i read this is also a side effect

>>34951972
It takes a while to set in, don't rush it

>>34952161
yeah, just chill man.

>>34951972
>>34951972
You're retarded and probably just eating some sort of processed food powder dyed green. Kratom is a dumb meme anyways. It's like those old internet guides where people told you to smoke dried banana peel shavings.

try taking a couple benadryl pills and a grapefruit beforehand next time
I dont know if it works with kratom but it generally strengthens opioids

>>34952505
Thanks I have a grapefruit right here. I'm going to eat it and re-dose. Now that I know Kratom has never killed anyone I really don't care how much I take.

>>34952609
wait around an hour after eating the grapefruit for before redosing

>>34951485
Yes, you're being mislead. At best, it's like taking a valium.

>>34952657
Okay. I've now taken 4 teaspoons and I feel nothing. I felt something for a short time and 10 minutes later felt normal again.

I'll buy from a different vendor next time, and try Red Vein Maeng Da.

Now I've taken 5 teaspoons. Might as well..

lol now I feel itchy all over.

Well guys I can't rightly recommend Kratom after this lackluster experience. I'll try another vendor later.
This was all about recommending it to ya'll if it was any good.

WOW! I literally can't cum now. I googled, and it's a known side effect. This is horrible! Why would anyone take this!

I'm withdrawing from Kratom and I can't sleep

>>34953992
and I also can't stop masturbating now.

ebin tred xD

It's a great way to develop a full blown opiate addiction without actually having any fucking fun along the way

Kratom is the dumbest shit if you're not already a junkie

>>34951270
Sounds like some nigger or Muslim herb. Disregarded.