what does a penis smell like?

>>34955696

sweaty

originally of course

>>34955696
a chicken nugget

>>34955696
Literal dick.

>>34955696
ask mugi

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>rub hand over sweaty hairy balls and dick
>take a whiff
>smells good

the hairier your balls are the stronger the smell

Kind of salty I think.

>>34955696
Smells like aftershave and cum. I haven't fapped for 2 days and I don't shave down there anywhere near regularly.

Hmmm

I wish we'd go back to the stink NEET dick meme instead of the boipucci one

Would I die if I sucked a penis?

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>>34955792
and what does cum smell like?

>>34955931

Like a Callery pear tree in bloom.

>>34955931

Kinda like bleach

>>34955696
mine smells kinda sexy, no homo

>>34955931
Chlorine kind of smell, reminds me of going swimming as a kid...

cum smells like common champignon shrooms

>>34955696
penis has no smell
cum has smell
cum smell like off cheese
smell like shit

>>34955696
like fish, if its dirty

Good, unless he hasn't showered. Then bad.