I kinda want to shave my arms and legs so I look like a fag

>>34955096
Just kiss him.

Just tell him you're getting into swimming.

>>34955096
Why are you talking to your roommate?

>>34955106
>Just kiss him.
I-I don't think you understand anon
also he's ugly as fuck and really unhygienic, he is super fat and his face is covered in acne

the only reason I am nice to him and pretend to care about his opinion is because I want his mom to give me an internship at the company which she is on the board

>>34955128
I was thinking about doing this but then the problem is I would actually have to swim because he knows I just sit around the dorm posting on 4chan all day, I can't just say I am gonna swim and not do it

and my roommate last year swam a lot and I am avoiding him because one time he found panties I stole from the laundry room under my bed and it's really awkward to deal with him because of that also I stole his printer

>>34955151
see above reason also I have to talk to him in general, I can't just ignore a guy I live with
he would definitely bring it up if I shaved and he would laugh at me because he has a really big masculine bravado type personality

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>>34955096
>I kinda want to shave my arms and legs so I look like a fag
gay lol

>>34956191
who is that jizz oni?