>tfw you're a 25 y/o virgin >tfw you pay camwhores

>>34955233
Use that money for a hooker if you think it's important?

>>34955253
I've thought about that, but I can never muster the strength to talk to a grill IRL.

>>34955253
illegal
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I'll masturbate w u for free if you're cute

>>34955334
I'm not. Why do you think I pay? Admittedly, I never talk to females.

>>34955368
desu I think that you wouldn't admit on the internet that you paid internet girls to masturbate with you if you were actually ashamed of it which you wouldn't have reason to be if you were just shy because cute. and if you feel very reduced by that assumption you can just move on, otherwise leave kik

>>34955428
I'll let people impersonating me leave their Kik. If the impersonator wants to be true to life, I'm 6', green eyed, red hair with a beard. Have fun with anyone who meets this description.

>>34955477
delete beard and you better have tall dick if you're going to be six feet because that always looks weird. although I guess there isn't much you can do about that. also no freckles. my kik is nah I'm not leaving my kik

>>34955552
Hate to break it to you, lad, but my arms have freckles. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.

>>34955635
nw I'll live

>>34955314
Only in police state shitholes
Usually the same nannystate that does not allow you to drink until you are 21 and arrests you for having sex with a 15.99 year old