>be shut-in who's only joys in life are gained from posting feels on /r9k/ and listening to the latest twinkly emo records
>log onto facebook
>1 notification
>oh god I bet it's for farmville or some shit
>invite to a big party one of my old "friends" is throwing
>decide to go anyway, because there will prolly be free weed and my therapist said I need to get out more
>arrive, pleb-city
>shitty dubstep blasting out of the soundsystem's laptop-tier speakers
>get some booze and immediately go to the nearest corner and put on my ipod, hoping to get through some of my backlog
>get through half of Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica before some 8/10 qt taps me on my shoulder
>realize she's probably drunk, ignore her and keep my headphones in
>as she walks away, visibly upset, I notice she was wearing a Swans tour t-shirt
>try to find her the whole rest of the night
>dont
>tfw
why does my life suck /r9k/
>>34955763
Sounds like you're a dick.
>>34955763
Because you're rude and full of yourself, unironically referring to others as "normies"
>>34955784
Fuck off normalfaggot retard.
>>34955805
Oooooh he mad he mad
"boo hoo how come my life won't get better
boo hoo why are normies so mean
REEEEE I HATE NORMIEE"
I need feels, guys
origininallll
Because you're a pretentious faggot cunt. You're not a robot, fuck off.
>>34955771
>>34955784
>>34955832
>>34956637
This board is shit. /g/ is unironically more robot than /r9k/ nowdays.
>go to party
>listen to music alone
>refuse the only person who attempted to socialize with you
What the fuck dude why even go?
>go to a party
>stay alone