>you're so boring sorry anon please take me home, I just

yeah well that makes two of us u stupid Canadian lesbian go get pregnant

Alright, call an Uber.

>>34955444
Pull up shoot, Jayson Tatum

My money tall, Jayson Tatum

>>34955444
>posting Ellen Page
Let me forget that that look and sound from a woman is gay already and that people are dumb enough to not come out until they are like in their mid 20s depsite not coming form a super religious family and even being a Buddhist.

I've actually had this happen to me. I payed for my food alone and told her to find her own way home. She didn't really care though, so I imagine it's happened to her a lot.

>take me home

thats implying a woman would let a man pick them up in this dating environment.

the 2 dates ive been on in my life have involved us meeting a specified public location.

>>34955444
seeing how you're a lez I don't know why I'm with you anyway.

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Sick of seeing Ellen knowing no one will ever be straight and be like her even remotely; what she had to teach us. Delet thread.

>>34955444

Well, I am compatible with only 5 % of girls, thus it happens quite often.

Just keep trying and find someone with whom you have fun together

>>34955671
Are you really surprised? I mean, like 90% of men are rapists.

>>34955671
So, in the past you think people dated in private, at each other's houses, or that you were psychic and already knew where to meet up?
>>34956352
Dumbass.

Take yourself home, bitch.

you dont have blue eyes, im gonna need to gas

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>>34955751
that's not true, and I CANNOT cope with it

>>34955444
I'm sorry. I guess I get bored by boring people.

Women wouldn't say that, they'd dance around the subject and leave you with some stupid conspicuous aura or make some excuse like 'oh sorry anon i have a bf'