Femanons, post info about your ideal bf > His age > His

Nobody cares whore.

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>>39144830
> His age
18-25
> His height, build,general looks
6'0+
> His ethnicity and location
White, preferably english (UK) or american
> His hobbies/interests
Music, politics, maybe a little anime/vidya, something he's passionate in idgaf what it is honestly as long as he's passionate about it
> Why do you want a bf
Because i want someone to spend my time with and be romantic with
> What could you offer
decent body, I'm not entirely a miserable person, I can cook, clean, supportive af, good with kids idk
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
A sense of humour/passion for something
> Deal breakers
lolicon/pedophilia, scat
> Quick rundown on yourself.
5'1, canadian arab (pale cause i never go out :^) ) who likes to shitpost and lurk on the interwebs. Likes anime, music and really into girly shit like /fa/ and /CGL/

tl;dr I'm a faggot

>>39146182
>His age
>18-25

How old are you?

>>39146233
19 (soon to be 20 in sept), but wouldn't mind a younger guy.

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>>39146182
>>39146247

I fit your profile exactly but I have no doubt you have mental issues and/or are terribly ugly. You're a woman on /r9k/ after all

>>39146247
>19

Sorry to young. You would have to basically be everything else that I want. Dating that young has only ever caused me problems.

>>39146259
No mental issues other than mild social anxiety, but I get by well.

Don't believe in judging your own looks (we're all a little bias) but I can say I'm average but I do get mistaken for a 13 year old :^) so who knows

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>>39144830
>20-28
>Short is ideal
>near me or online, asian male want a asian qt so badly ;~;
>nerdy stuff/animu/anything interesting
>so i wont be alone anymore, and maybe the other person won't be so lonely either even if it is just online we keep each other company.
>would keep you company and be clingy
>i w-want them to call me mommy would be best thing ever, be clingy too like I am
>can't think of anything
23, going to college currently, white, video games, animu, I am a fatty so sorry if that is a dealbreaker, would love to have asian guy who is into fat girls, shy

> His age
20-24
> His height, build,general looks
5'10+, wide shoulders, skinny, average, or chubby, don't really care about facial appearance as long as he is clean
> His ethnicity and location
White and east coast USA
> His hobbies/interests
Interested in philosophy, science, moderate psychedelic use, reading, biking, cuddling me, watching movies, music, conversing with me and people in general.
> Why do you want a bf
I believe in soulmates
> What could you offer
Cleaning, back massages, kisses, cooking, level headed advice, commitment, someone to listen to your problems.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Limerence
> Deal breakers
Ignores me, doesn't invite me to places, doesn't ask me questions, doesn't try to converse, cringe humour, loves his pets more than me, obsessed with fashion, materialistic, bullies/gossips like a Chad, subscribes to contemporary left wing politics, likes country music, and falls in love with every girls he sees
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, east coast USA, interested in philosophy, politics, painting, architecture, music, biking, travel, wanna learn carpeting.

>>39146323
>i w-want them to call me mommy would be best thing ever, be clingy too like I am

I literally just posed in another thread that I want to be able to call a girl mommy.

Where do you live? Hopefully we are close. If not I have a discord and stuff to hang out and do things online. I wouldn't mind watching anime again. I only stopped because I dont like watching it alone.

>>39146363
Tell me more about self anon? I am on the eastcoast.

>>39146299
Understandable, most girls my age are pretty dramatic
not that I'm special since I do have my moment i guess

>>39146374
Sweet so am I. I like anime but I dont like watching it alone normally. I like being able to talk about it and /a/ is shit for actual talking about anything. I'm more of a /v/ and /tg/ nerd. Video games when my friends aren't around and table top games like MTG or DnD when they are. Last anime I watched was Btooom which reminds me that I have to go see if it was ever continued.

I'm 25 and I graduate in December with a criminology degree and will likely go into the police force after.

>>39146361
Oof, I meet mostt of this but I'm West Coast. I have no interest in science or reading much but I could always get into more hobbies. Whats your favorite music genre?

>>39146419
wow you sound so amazing <3 surprised someone going into the police force would be into that kinda thing. are you white or asian?

how fucked am i if i'm 5'4 femanons

>>39146444
Would fuck so hard. Short guys pound harder, unsure as to why but damn can they fuck.

>>39146421
I like experimental pop, lo fi, all sorts of rock and alternative. My top three artists right now are John Frusciante, John Maus, and Clarence Clarity

How bout yourself anon?

>>39146444
Not that fucked senpai, even if 6+ is my ideal, my last (kinda bf??) was 5'5.

seriously, height it's a preference but not deal breaker. A lot of the fuckbois here are manlets anyway (then again Alberta is like nesting area for Filipinos rip)

>>39146182
I fit all of your qualities (from the uk) and you sound great, but you live too far away.

>>39146459
Mhmm, I usually space out to alternative rock. I like classic rock a lot, triphop, shoegaze, acid jazz and rap.

>>39146440
White would be the closest approximation. I have Japanese in me on my mothers fathers side but I'm an American mutt so its basically nothing. I've got Jap, Blackfoot Indian, Scottish and french in me. Both sides of my ancestors fucked around. It amuses me how much of a mutt I am.

I'm also tall. I meant to post both of these before. Only two areas I dont really match up to what you want. I'm 6'1.

As for the police force I understand the danger which is why I'm not going to be stupid with it. I'm looking to get into a specialist position like hazmat.

Damn bot not letting me make a simple "meant for" post

>>39146382
It less drama and more girl that young dont typically have their life in order. They dont fully know what they want to do and what they really want. I'm past dating. I've done it enough to know what I want and what I can settle with. My life is also basically "complete" Everything is in order and I have enough saved up that even if somehow I lose everything I can easily bounce back. I'm just looking for someone to share my life with but I want a girl that is at the same level as me and has at least a good chunk of their lives figured out and know fully what they want in a man. I'm not looking to be someones test or fling.

>>39146182
>arab

If there ever was a red flag...

>>39146512
you are okay with fat girls as well?
Way taller than me I am only 5'5 lel have you been with a lot of girls or anything like that?

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>>39146419
>December with a criminology degree and will likely go into the police force after.
Why are you on this board? REEEEEE

>>39146550
Careful, anon. They will lie and say it's okay that you are fat but then they'll make snide remarks about it later. It's been my experience with every robot I have met on /r9k/.

>>39146489
thank dude.I get it, i'm willing an LDR but online shit just never works out and gets too complicated. Hopefully someone irl will gimme a chance ;;

I've never had any luck with these, I'm just not interesting to talk to online. Oh well

>>39146550
>>39146591
Lose weight if it bothers you so much you lazy fucks

>>39146550
I was engaged previously but she cheated on me three months before our planned wedding date. 7 year long relationship down the drain. After her I dated a bit but nothing really substantial. Around 15 girls but they all fucked off rather quickly.

As for fat girls yes I am within reason. How fat are we talking? As general rule I dont date girls fatter than I am. If I let myself I would be fucking huge. If I can control myself and work out so can any girl I date. I could be persuaded to date a fatter girl if she was adamant about joining me on my work outs and slimming down.

>>39146575
For a number of reasons really. Ones I would rather not get into publicly. But they leave me as a recluse in my room that doesn't get out much. If it wasn't for my /tg/ group I would have no contact with real people outside of shopping for food and what not.

>>39146606
I am, anon. Still, if you aren't down for a chubby girl then don't fucking message them in the first place, you know? I made it clear that I'm fat to these guys before we started chatting but they harassed me anyway.

>>39146601
Definitely, especially when you have no plans to be with each other in person. Send me a message at [email protected] if you want to talk anyway, you'd be ideal if you lived here.

>>39146454
have you ever fucked anyone 5'3"

>>39146323
yellow fever freak
>>39146361
naive, destined to be alone
>>39146182
you're fine i guess but manlets are triggered

>>39146591
That's honestly sad anon sorry to hear

Bamupu

>>39146758
At least I'm not a smelly faggot.

>>39146872
yeah? congratulations

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> tfw half of the posts in these threads are LARPers
> I always pretend to be a couple different girls to collect hilarious and sad responses from robots drooling all over me

>>39146361
>Fatass
>Moderate psychedelic use (but not a normie, hate rave culture and the like)
>annoyingly clingy
>Hate most women
>love my doggos dunno if i like anyone more but if you dont like em you're O U T

>>39146931
I half expect that which is why I dont expect anything to come out of it. /r9k/ is /r9k/ for a reason. I would rather a girl from here rather than somewhere else though so I always stick my neck out. Who knows maybe I'll actually find someone.

> His age
20-22
> His height, build,general looks
175+ chubby
> His ethnicity and location
White maybe Asian
> His hobbies/interests
Gaming, technology, anime but no moe or slutty stuff, stuff like SnK
> Why do you want a bf
I'm only doing this for fun not for a bf. Open to friendship tho
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Doesn't really go out and if he does then no partying
> Deal breakers
Drugs, saying lol, typing badly like "ur" and "y" and "v"
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
White, 20 year old European into FFXIV

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>>39146992
>anime but no moe or slutty stuff

>>39146992
>stuff like SnK
Get out of here fella. SnK is garbage. I hate moefags just as much but holy kek, that's bad.

I apply for everything else though, aside from smoking a little every now and then

Im far to fucked in the head for a GF right now but if you wanna bantz about animu hmu
MyWifeIsAMazda#1443

>>39146992
i might be you're new friend

>>39147038
inb4 your

>muh oregano

>>39146182
>all decent girls are arab
nothing new here

>>39146992
I'm a perfect match

5'6, Latino, 150lb of pure muscle, don't watch anime, think vidya is cancer, can get into some pretty degenerate stuff, can't stand being in the house for too long, doing weed now, but eventually cocaine and heroin, I don't play final fantasy, but does kh count? Lol

but i don't want a bf, girls are better

> His age
21-30
> His height, build,general looks
anywhere from skelly to chubby is fine
> His ethnicity and location
white/asian preferred but i don't mind other races. west coast would be best!
> His hobbies/interests
as long as we have something in common, i'm okay if he has other interests.
> Why do you want a bf
i miss being affectionate with someone, i want someone to experience new things with, someone to think about while i'm falling asleep.
> What could you offer
affection, loyalty, companionship
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
patience. i'm probably annoying to deal with sometimes.
> Deal breakers
don't be full-on /pol/, have some sort of life, don't be a jerk
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
im 26 (christmas cake), half-white half-spic, southwest us. i like to cook, sleep, do drugs, play video games, shitpost etc...

god this is so lame kill me now

>>39147137
what does christmas cake mean?

>Whites and Asians still think they can be robots
Heh...

>>39147137
are you a virgin anonymous?

>>39147137
i bet by videogames you mean overwatch

>>39147170
Pretty much everyone here says no drugs, though.

Find me 1(one) female who wants an obese, BPD, Junkie BF and ill accept that i can't be a robot.

>>39147190
so it's a cute way of saying land whale; thanks for the info

>>39146361
You sound cool, would you been into a LDR? I think I'm an inch shorter than your ideal.

Have you had a boyfriend before?

>>39147230
what does it mean then? no one will tell me

>>39147230
oh my bad
I forgot it means fat homo

>>39147156
>>39147190
It just means she's older (26)

It doesnt mean anything else besides that.

>>39147237
Maybe we should try contacting each other first? What's your skype or kik?

>>39146361
This aside from height, psychedelic usage, and then three of the deal breakers: I consider myself a left leaning centrist, appreciate country sub-genres like bluegrass and Texas Swing, and possess garbage humor. Probably not super demonstrative of affection either. Wish you luck, anon friend.

>>39147208
>
>>39147137

Now go be a Normie elsewhere norman

>>39147245
Dont be a bully.

>>39147137
I think you're really cute anon, but I'm too young for you.

I hope you for your mid twenties bf<3

>>39147254
Oh I don't Skype or kik, sorry anon.

>>39144830
>> His age
20+ idc how old, just older than me
>> His height, build,general looks
taller than me (easy bc I'm short), i like some chub, not too much body hair, nice eyes & smile
>> His ethnicity and location
East coast Australia, and I'm not fussed on ethnicity
>> His hobbies/interests
Anything active and outdoorsy - fat chance in a place like this - books, movies, vidya (but not too much vidya)
>> Why do you want a bf
I really don't until I'm finished uni
>> What could you offer
I'm smart and centrist, so open to anything and always wanna learn more, a lot of different hobbies, pretty face, somewhere between curvy and chubby body, and I don't need someone else to tickle my self esteem. Can cook, clean, do taxes, you name it.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
A sense of humour
>> Deal breakers
Talks about his exes constantly, lies about random shit, can't manage his own life/personal hygiene/finances, dependent on me for everything
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, central east coast NSW, 70kg, 5'5", vidya, music, books, drugs, movies, history, criminology, cigarettes etc etc. Pretty mentally ill but on the up end of that so it's not really an issue at this point, still a bit of a nutcase though.

>>39147038
Contact info? Preferably discord although I only use chat

>>39147201
I'm trying to get into quake champions and lawbreakers. sorry if my taste is too entry level for you.

>>39147197
no, not a virgin. lost it to a boy I was engaged to.

>>39147456
I'm sorry it ended b/w yall. That kind of stuff always gets me really sad.

>>39147400
Wow, I don't usually say this but you are perfect for me too bad you live on the other side of the world
>Anything active
I do barefoot running in Central Park, a real outdoorsy place in the middle of nyc, I know a lot of comfy places in it to do drugs or relax.
I'm addicted to vidya, so I try to stay away from it as much as possible and that's why I'm always out and about cause if I slip, there is no turning back. I'm like a ones too much, a thousand is not enough kind of guy.

But I'm also lazy and selfish as shit so this would never workout anyways, but I got a feeling you are too from reading your bio.

>>39146992
>have to like SnK
>can't go out
So basically he has to stay with fat cunt and watch worst anime ever? LOL ur dumb af

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>>39146182
>5'1 and Arab
LOL

Good luck roastie.

>>39147533
I'm not fat and I already have him. :) You call me dumb but look at how you type. Edgy child

>>39147616
>I'm 20 and I'm going to call someone an edgy child.
Listen, sweetheart. You'll catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar.

What about virginity/"beta" personality? Is that a turn off?

>>39147616
Kek, didn't expect u to eat that bait, ur rly dumb biatch lolololololol
>poor guy tho

>>39147400
>A sense of humour
That's interesting one, usually females dont care about it.

>>39147651
>virginity
as long as you're not clingy, jealous and possessive then it's possible to have a bad luck when it comes to women

>>39147673
>telling prospective bfs about your failed relationships before you even know them
lmao

>>39147702
It was really recent, hence not wanting to date for a while

>>39147762
Thanks for letting us all know

>>39147686
It's the most important thing in a guy to me, I want someone I can laugh with yknow?

>>39147673
Like I said, I'm lazy and selfish and you living 20hours away doesn't help my case.

Good luck on finding someone though, you seem like an alright person :]

>>39147799
>I want someone I can laugh with yknow?
That's understandable. I guess i underrated the fact that women look for compatible humor sense.

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>>39146361
>loves his pets more than me

Begone you horrid creature.

>>39147400
im a pretty good match anon. tick pretty much every box. would you be keen to chat?

>>39147638
good luck getting somewhere in life when you can't act like a normal adult. if I get called dumb am I not allowed to let someone know it's abnormal and dumb that they act like an "edgy" 12 year old? maybe that person will realize how messed up they are and improve so they can become happy!

>>39147676
he's happy. not sure why you're saying that because I treat him well and it's working out. also it's his own choice for not going out, I never said he wasn't allowed to

>>39147694
It's not really bad luck, I just don't approach them.

>>39148088
>I just don't approach them.
Why?

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>>39144830
>> His age
older than I am so 21+
>> His height, build,general looks
I really don't mind so long as he's not overweight
>> His ethnicity and location
i dont mind, and Canada
>> His hobbies/interests
Vidya, programming maybe, and maybe would like to help me with gardening
>> Why do you want a bf
it would help me to feel safe at night time and give me someone to spend my idle lonely days in my head with.
>> What could you offer
I'm simple and easy to make happy. I won't leave of my simple happiness and security is kept I'll be around forever.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Caring and able to tell me what to do when I'm confused(all the time) and help me remember my meds I think
>> Deal breakers
Cheated in the past or does hard drugs
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, Canada, I like programming, gardening (tending some baskets I have), and some video games and animus or Netflix.

>>39148166
oops, it should be *if not *of in the what do you offer.

>>39146992
So, do you wanna be friends? I kind of fit your profile. Here's my discord: Daniel_idk#6946

> His age
20-30
> His height, build,general looks
Don't care about height, just don't be a literal midget or too much taller than me (I'm 5'10). Can be a skellington, or to a muscular build. Don't like fat. Prefer dark hair and eyes.
> His ethnicity and location
Prefer men from Balkans, Middle East or South Asia (shit taste I know). Ultimately though I don't really mind, not attracted to black men though . Please be in UK
> His hobbies/interests
Prefer guys more into ordinary sports, vidya and comics rather than really adventurous sports and activities
> Why do you want a bf
Feels good
> What could you offer
Love, support, friendship, sex
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Loyalty and being compassionate
> Deal breakers
Violence, being addicted to hard drugs, cheating
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, 5'10, 135 lbs, Dinaric master race. Student in the UK. Into painting and watching movies

> His age
23-30
> His height, build,general looks
Taller then me I'm 5,7 I like cubby men with facial hair. I think glasses are attractive.
> His ethnicity and location
Wire or black no mexican no asian.
> His hobbies/interests
Video games, animals especially ferrets.
> Why do you want a bf
So I don't die alone
> What could you offer
I have a job and that's it really I don't clean I don't cook I don't even do my hair. I don't wear makeup.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have be smarter then me.(not hard to do)
> Deal breakers
Mean to animals yells at me hits me.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
24 chubby short hair glasses white Utah video games, art, animals. Cartoons and anime.

>>39148166
where are you in canada? i'm in northern california but that might not be impossibly far

>>39148069
Damn, get out of here, go post on /soc/

>>39148231
>too much taller than me (I'm 5'10)
How tall is too tall for you?

>>39148231
Not into blonde hair and blue eyes? Shit taste indeed.

>>39147400
Anywhere near Central Coast? I live near Gosford.

>>39148378
>blonde hair and blue eyes
feminine traits tbqh

>>39148231
Where in the UK are you studying, are you a Croat or Bosnian?

>>39148208
idk bud i don't trust people named daniel

>>39148341
I don't really like it if he's above 6'3 or so. Not a deal breaker but not what I prefer. >>39148378
Meh was never into that combination. Light eyes are interesting but dark eyes and hair are sexier.
>>39148413
In the south. Am Montenegrin

>>39148231
The measurements would imply you're a chestlet. Correct?

>>39148494
Well, i gave it my best shot

>>39148262
>be smarter then me.(not hard to do)
It was all so good and I match perfectly but that statement really puts me off. Makes it sound like your really stupid which is ehh or your self confidence is shot which makes you a huge risk since every girl I ever propped up and made feel better about themselves left me to do "better."

>>39148640
I've never met a mountain negro before. I fit your ideal except for dark blue & green eyes. My email is >>39146722

>>39148695
Define chestlet? My boobs are kinda small but not childlike

>>39148751
Just say 'yes I am a chestlet'

>>39148751
You are. I've never met a tall non-fat girl who isn't a chestlet.

>>39148801
its because they have more male/androgynous hormones

>>39148766
>>39148801
O-okay, guess I am then

> His age
18-21
> His height, build,general looks
6 foot 9 inches (two separate measurements) not fat/chubby
> His ethnicity and location
White master-race uk
> His hobbies/interests
Fucking me
> Why do you want a bf
So that he can fuck me
> What could you offer
Me vaj
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
9"+
> Deal breakers
Uhhh >9"
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, U.K., love to do drugs party and fuck

>>39148930
I meet all of those requirements
Want to be my gf?
What's your myspace

>>39144830
I hate these fucking threads and the person who keeps making them.

>>39148930
Uh wow fucking hot contact info pls????

>>39148231

>have the right age
>dad is balkan
>am good height
>all checks out
>oh nevermind she's across the north sea

Hnnng, go join me in Holland

>>39144830
>> His age
18-23
>> His height, build,general looks
Slim, medium height, dark hair.
>> His ethnicity and location
White, preferably irish.
>> His hobbies/interests
I really don't mind, although a love of reading is necessary. I think having enough in common so as to have something to talk about is important, but as for hobbies outside of books/films (similar to mine) I don't care (unless he's into extreme sports or something).
>> Why do you want a bf
I'm not specifically looking for one, but it'd be nice.
>> What could you offer
I'm a great cook, I have a place to live that's cheap (it's my parent's house), I'm coolheaded and quite logical about emotions (much as they're illogical things- basically I don't let them rule me) and I'm quite into self improvement via exercise and mentally broadening/challenging things. And I have a good general knowledge about history, politics and literature to talk about.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Intelligence and drive to do something with his life (these are tied).
>> Deal breakers
Doing drugs, being narcissistic, sociopathic etc. cruelty, a lack of compassion, a poorly thought out political or moral viewpoint or set of viewpoints, political extremism, sexism or genuine misogyny, not enjoying cultural pursuits.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 18, Australian/ British, white.
I'm a high level cellist, and love music, and I love reading classic literature and philosophy, and history (specifically the ancient world and enlightenment onwards of western history, and some eastern- missing out the middle ages), I like video games and arthouse films, cooking and making clothing. I like vintage clothing and generally like taking care of my appearance, but I don't talk about it or anything- it's simply to present a good front to the world professionally and socially. I like the theatre, but not musicals, and museums and hiking.

>>39149049
Hi, fellow autist. How's it going?

>>39149049
>, a poorly thought out political or moral viewpoint or set of viewpoints, political extremism, sexism or genuine misogyny, not enjoying cultural pursuits.
Fuck off feminist.

>>39149049
How can you claim to love classic literature and history, and western history yet racism and sexism is a dealbreaker? You should go back and actually read the books instead of skimming the wikipedia articles sweetie.

>>39149149
I can appreciate the ideas a book holds without thinking all that it expresses is correct or something I agree with. For example, Nietzsche says some awful things about women, but I think his theories of slave and master morality are worth knowing. Besides, reading vaguely sexist things in a Russian novel from 250 years ago is very different from having your intimate partner think you're lesser than them.
P.S. I mentioned nothing about racism
>>39149147
I'm not a feminist. I just don't want the man I end up with to hate me or think I'm lesser than him. Besides, "poorly thought out" also applies to SJWs.

>>39144830
>what you can offer

Without this I would have thought this thread was selfish.

>>39149200
I think if you weren't a talented and intellectual woman you'd agree with it more. Do you live in Australia or the U.K.

>>39149237
>I think if you weren't a talented and intellectual woman you'd agree with it more
With what more? sexism or Nietzsche?
>Do you live in Australia or the U.K.
Australia but I'm moving to England next year.

>>39149200
>>39149049
Man a woman after my own heart. I wish you were in America, I'd love to talk to you.

Can someone make an ideal GF thread so we can post in it?

>>39149257
I meant classics mostly, almost every Greek writer has a devastating takedown of women.

>>39149310
>I meant classics mostly, almost every Greek writer has a devastating takedown of women.
Plato was pretty egalitarian for his time, there's a whole chapter in The Republic on how women should do all he same tasks as men if they're in the auxiliary class (except they won't do warfare as well, but considering the physical demands of a phalanx that's fair enough- most men now wouldn't hold a candle to a Greek soldier), and Socrates often (in the dialogues) espouses the intelligence of his female teachers.
Are you saying if I was intelligent I'd believe sexism? Or less?

>>39149310
>>39149359
Besides, why should I ignore all that the Greeks contributed to the wealth of western canon because their society has some attitudes I find distasteful? Seems a bit like throwing the baby out with he bath water.

>>39148166
I'm in Canada and fit your description

Throw me an email if you want to talk [email protected]

>>39149359
>most men now wouldn't hold a candle to a Greek soldier
retard

>>39146931
>he's already larped as three women in this thread
doing gods work

>>39149420
In terms of strength training only hose in the military would be comparable, and even they don't devote themselves to it wholeheartedly like the Spartans, and they are not most men. In Greece all men were soldiers. I apologise for not phrasing it correctly.

>>39149445
except strength training isn't even a huge part of military training and soldiers aren't particularly strong when compared to actual strength athletes
try again sweetie

>>39148930
>6 foot 9 inches
that's like 5% of guys in the world
why would one of them choose you?

>>39146931
What do you get out of it? Aside from thirsty responses from actual loners?

>>39149359
If you were a man you'd see their evaluations of women from a more male perspective and it might make more sense to you. Yeah of course you can appreciate it for what it is, a lot of people can get some bizarre revisionist ideas though. I'm gonna go out for a bit, message me at [email protected] if you want to talk, its rare to find someone interested in this stuff, especially a girl.

>>39149445
They have no need to dedicate themselves to it wholeheartedly because modern soldiers have access to firearms. Men who do dedicate themselves to it wholly are several times stronger and more capable than ancient Greek soldiers. You're a retard.

>>39146992
what server on ff are u on tho

>>39149493
I know that firearms make it important, I was making a comparisson between your average modern man and your average greek man (and women). This is all irrelevant to my original comment.
>>39149468
The ORIGINAL point was that the average modern man would be much weaker than the average ancient greek man because their society was so militaristic. Greek military training was both athletic and army based.

Any females posting here are lonely attention whores.

>>39149563
>still believing there are (((females))) on 4chan

>>39149563
Or maybe they are just lonely? Do you think all of the orbiters in this thread are attention whores, too?

>>39146182
I fit all your criteria but
>canadian arab
dropped sorry

>>39144830
>> His age
20-26
>> His height, build,general looks
lightly muscled, blonde or brunette, 5'10 or more.
>> His ethnicity and location
White, America.
>> His hobbies/interests
I don't really care to be honest, provided we could talk to each other.
>> Why do you want a bf
Someone to cuddle with and love and be loved by.
>> What could you offer
I own my own place, I'm pretty unobtrusive and wouldn't get in the way of you living your life and am not super jealous or posessive. I'm also told I'm a good listener and a good cook.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Kindness,
>> Deal breakers
Being super ideological about anything, be it politics or values or religion. I don't like extreme people. Also, being cruel, abusive, etc. and being emotionally stunted, or viewing women as second class or worthy of hatred.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 20, white, blonde, from the East coast. I like video games and movies, and fashion, food and painting. I'm studying robotics and philosophy at the moment.

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>>39149619
>dropped sorry

Lmao I forget how funny 4chan is sometimes then some random shit makes me laugh

>>39149612

Yes, they are actually.
Everyone short of those odd schizoid and reclusive people-hating types is something of an attention whore. Certain women and men are a step above though.

Women have no reason to come here unless one or more of the following criteria have been met:

1) She is (very) ugly.
2) She's damaged goods and it will manifest in toxic behavior, bad communication, or other generally problematic ways.
3) She's just coming here for a laff / validation / attention, not realizing that validation from a bunch of lonely internet men means absolutely fucking nothing.
4) She's a slut.

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>>39149485
Nothing. I don't have anything going for me in my day or life so that's what I come here. All I get is knowing that I catfished some loser into opening up to a "girl" online, made him fall in love or that he bought me something. You fucks that turn r9k into fucking soc deserve nothing less or more.
I've done it since these threads were created here and will continue doing it.
I'm not trying to be better or worse than anyone. I know i'm even a bigger loser for doing this every single fucking day and have 80+ different people that i've went through. But someone who is pathetic enough to actually believe they can find love here doesn't deserve anything else.

>>39149666
>Being super ideological about anything, be it politics or values or religion. I don't like extreme people

You're studying philosophy, yeah? You need to realize that everything is ideological. Even you being apolitical, a-religious or not wanting to be ideological, your values are shaped by the culture that surrounds you.

We are seeped in ideology, the current mainstream is an ideology pushed by people both on the left and right. You can't really escape this.

Even on the extreme where your a nihilist and you think nothing matters, your still standing somewhere ideologically.

Just think about that. You seem cool otherwise.

>>39149728
>You need to realize that everything is ideological.
I put "super" in front of it. I'm not speaking deeply here. I'm just saying I wouldn't date an SJW, /pol/tard, religious extremist or similar.

>>39149705
I don't look on here. I go on soc but I understand your pain.

Also if any girl wanted me to buy something for her, it immediately out herself as a catfish to me.

>>39149666
>robotics and philosophy
How did you end up with these two?

>>39149792
Or what, you'll post more anime pictures?

>>39149748
Well you spoke about being into philosophy, so I just thought I should let you know.

I'm guessing what you really mean is you don't want someone to be abrasive about what they believe? Like some kind of autist that just spergs out about stuff? I "get" that but like you listed that a deal breaker you wouldn't want a woman hater or someone who sees women as second class. I wouldn't blame someone for sperging out about sexism, and to you that'd be appropriate even. That's the point I'm trying to make.

I'm not trying to rail on you, just trying to point stuff out. Like I said you seem cool otherwise. I'd want to get to know you but I'm not white, I'm hispanic.

>>39144830
>162 posts
>1 post by this ID

Really makes you think

>>39149806
One for a career and one for interest. Plus it's actually a really interesting mix, since robots throw up a whole raft of ethical questions anyway.

>>39149806
Its bait
oreeganu

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>>39149788
> Also if any girl wanted me to buy something for her, it immediately out herself as a catfish to me.

Then you're smarter than quite a few anons. Even when I say that I do this and then go right back into asking someone to buy me things after a few days of chatting, they still do it. In the hopes that "i'm different".

>>39149705
Are you good at it? Can you do it to me?

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>>39149809
your actually putting effort into wasting life pretending to be a girl on /r9k/

just go play some videogames or something man.
go meet a chick somewhere (do not use a dating app)

>>39149049
I would give you a description of myself but you already did pretty much that in your post. The only thing I am not is Irish (not even a native English speaker).
I mostly like the fact that you are into books, philosophy, and self-improvement which are all things I care about quite a lot myself. Currently I'm occupied with Schopenhauer but I'm going to read Nietzsche soon, whom you mentioned in another post. Since you are a cellist I want to mention I've been playing piano since my childhood but I'm probably not something that would be considered "high level". I'd love to go to the theatre/concerts/opera more but sadly I haven't been in quite a while. Well, and I also play vidya but that's not really something I'd define myself with.
If you have any questions about me, feel free to ask. Finally I would like to know what pieces you are currently playing on the cello and what music you generally listen to.

>>39149842
I wouldn't say I'm really smarter than a lot of anons. I did fall prey to some "girl" from Romania but she was more of an attention whore than anything else and probably not actually looking for a bf.

>>39149481
5%? At 8.4 inches you're already bigger than 99.96% men according to http://howlongismyschlong.com/

>>39149842
there are plenty of real girls who want guys to buy them things honey.

>>39147400
Got discord? I'm in Australia. Don't really want a gf just someone to talk to

>>39149049
Got a method of contact? I'm Australian. Similar views on life and personal development

> His age
18-24
> His height, build,general looks
taller than 5'3, 5'8+ good. Not fat
> His ethnicity and location
Not black/Hispanic/dark skin. usa, west coast +
> His hobbies/interests
General nerd/weeb shit? Doesn't really matter. It'd be cool if you could introduce me to your hobbies. Having a passion is attractive in any case.
> Why do you want a bf
don't know if i actually want one but, someone to talk to and share my life with; love and be loved back.
> What could you offer
company. cute-ness, ^
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Compatible sense of humor.
> Deal breakers
loli, conservative, traditional, religious,
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Turning 19 in a month. Asian. West coast usa. I like playing/listening to music, the internet, and reading (although I find it hard to read a lot of the time).

>our perfect day
We wake and bake, go get something yummy to eat. If it's an 'outside' day we do something fun like museum, beach, shopping, walking around, etc. If it's a lazy day (70% of the time) we do our own shit but together. Smoke breaks. Get something yummy for dinner. Watch a movie or something in bed, spend hours having sweet loving intimacy focusing largely on foreplay.

The level of thirst in this thread is disgusting. Jesus Christ, where have all the robots gone?

>>39151013
>I like playing/listening to music, the internet, and reading (although I find it hard to read a lot of the time).
jesus you sound the biggest dullard ever

>>39151013
you sound as alright as one can gets, i hit off some of the things you listed in there but i'm right on the other side in EU. still good luck finding someone near you maybe

>>39151087
absolutely no denying that.

>>39148069
>maybe if I insult someone hard enough, they will become happy!
Sweetheart, you'll catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar.

I have a GF but always fantasized about having a LDR on the side . While the LDR is aware I have a GF and is aware she is back up. Weird fetish? Idk

>>39147156
Nobody buys a Christmas cake after the 25th.

>>39147400
>drugs
>cigarettes
y tho :^(

I'm a guy and;
>23
>brown hair
>5'8
>UK
>lonely and insecure
>like Nintendo games, walking, archery

is there any hope for someone like me?

>>39151159
If they realize their problems they can start working on them and improve themselves to get somewhere in life!

>>39144830


>> His age
My age or older, no more than 10yrs older tho
>> His height, build,general looks
I want him taller than me obviously. I'm not good with heights but I wanna at least have to look up to see his eyes if we're standing next to each other, preferably I should have to get on my toes a bit to kiss him. I've never had to do that but it looks cute.
>> His ethnicity and location

I don't really care if he's nice enoug, but I think most black and Asian guys are gross looking. So he'd most likely be white

>> His hobbies/interests

Doesn't matter as long as he is passionate about it, good at it (or at least much better than me) and isn't a dick about it (no douchebag who always carries his guitar or something).

>> Why do you want a bf

It's be nice to have a warm person for me to do cute things with, and I don't really like "casual" dating.

>> What could you offer

Whatever he sees in me I guess

>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have

Obv confidence; but more specifically; funny, comfortable with his flaws (I he can have a guy but not bitch about it), isn't a pushover around other guys, and makes decisions.

>> Deal breakers

Abusive, cheating, drug addict, no job/not in school/no money/not seeking a job, Pick up artist bullshit, in general being a fuckboy

>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

21
White
USA
Baking, running, garbage YouTube and TV shows,

>>39146182
>arab
>doesn't like pedophilia
Mohammed and his child wives would like to have a word with you.

>>39151477
shit tier girl, has nothing to offer but expects everything

>>39147137
20y old and probably living on the other side of the world

kms

>>39146992
Warning.
This anon is from /soc/. Rude, picky and will unfriend you instantly after insulting you after she finds a single thing to nitpick about.
Avoid.

>>39151569
lmao dude what did you expected from a FFXIV player

>>39151477
Whew you are demanding but I kinda like that in a girl. As long as your willing to stand up on your own two feet and abide by your own deal breakers I would give it a shot. Got a contact?

>>39151468
I'm sorry, why would they be motivated to fix what you point out?
So that they can gain the approval of their insultors?
Listen, sweetheart. You'll catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar.

>>39151569
that's what all women are like, they're very unforgiving of flaws in my experience

>>39151569
thanks anon, i hate /soc/ sluts.
been dealing with one for like a week and a half now, she randomly claimed to like me or would ask questions about myself but if i put any effort in the chat without replying with like 2-3 words, she completely stops asking much and her replies only come 40 minutes later instead of the usual 2-5 mins when i just reply to her with words, these girls are weird as fuck

>>39147422
Cataldo#7921 was away

>>39151634
>been dealing with one for like a week and a half now, she randomly claimed to like me or would ask questions about myself but if i put any effort in the chat without replying with like 2-3 words, she completely stops asking much and her replies only come 40 minutes later instead of the usual 2-5 mins when i just reply to her with words, these girls are weird as fuck
you're one of her back up orbiters, when chad is talking to her she ignores you for him but when chad fucks off she gets lonely and decides to talk to you again

t. been talking to thots online for decades and know every trick in the book

>Age
Same as me: 20
>Height, build, looks
Taller than me, and I am kinda tall (5'10), so like 6'2 and decent looking
>Ethnicity
White or asian
>hobbies
Computers and running
>Why
Lonely
>I could offer
Nothing really
>Most important
Not fat
>Deal breakers
Hardcore progressive/Bernie type

>Me
White, 5'10, 20, in college, I run a lot.

>>39151664
so 5'8 is a deal breaker for you

>>39151609
It's so much easier to live a normal healthy life when you learn to become normal yourself! And it's easier to make friends and find a healthy partner when you're not messed up. I'm finished here now

>>39151664
are you looking for a guy or a tree?

>>39151664
>could offer nothing really
That's a dealbreaker. The least you must offer is full access to your vagina for recreational purposes.

>>39151688
>>39151710
Not a deal breaker to be short, but it would feel kinda weird. My brother is 6'2, so I was just going off of that as a kinda normal tall height.

>>39151477
>in general being a fuckboy

Define fuckboy. Damn near every girl has a different definition.

>>39151688
>>39151710
lmao butthurt manlets

Why is it always "Older than me" ? Why would I ever want a girl even two years younger than me? They never have their shit together. I'm looking for a partner not a pet.

>>39151711
Isnt that a given in a relationship that lasts lond enough to be consider 'commited'.

>>39151732
What she means is she wants a Chad but a Chad who is only attracted to her (in other words doesn't exist)

girls don't say what they really mean they speak in riddles and half truths, learn to read between the lines

>>39149748
Define religious extremist please, are you religious?

>>39151728
Why would it be weird?

>>39151794
It just is, men are supposed to be taller.

>>39151805
and women are supposed to be shorter, but you aren't

>>39151817
>women are supposed to be shorter

Anyone who still thinks this is fucking disgusting. If I have to look down to see you I want nothing to do with you.

>>39151817
Im shorter than people who are taller than 5'10, which is like a third of American men.

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>>39144830
I've already RELEASED this beast into the wild, on a thread just like this, BUT I'll be happy to do so again. ;)

>Age
Mmmm, let's go with 21-26
>Height, build, looks
Under 6 foot (I'm shortie), skinny or a little fit, I likey full head of hair (+++if it's LONG~)
>Ethnicity and location
ASIAN and near me b/c I ain't fuckin w/ no God damn LDR
>Why do you want bf
I want someone to take care of me 2bh but also I want a partner in crime to go out w/ me and reck this wild world
>What could you offer
Welp I've got that body for the fuckin', a decent vidya and manga collection to share, I cook, I clean, y'know, the works
>Deal breakers
Dominant personality, silent-type, not kind and gentle, unemployed, likes loli (the fuck?)
>Quick rundown
Not gonna reveal mUCH, I'm 20, white, and I like vidya and reading dank literature.

>>39151836
and I'm taller than women who are below 5'8, which is about 80% of American women

the point I'm trying to make is here is that you're the one with the problem

>>39151858
Ok dude, preferences are preferences, I wouldnt date a black guy either, nor a democrat.

> His age
~18/18+
> His height, build,general looks
The taller the better, skinny, fair skin.
> His ethnicity and location
Asian or white.
> His hobbies/interests
Tech related hobbies I guess, weeb stuff, I don't really care as long as he's passionate about it.
> Why do you want a bf
I'm a little lonely.
> What could you offer
I can bake stuff, I know about 5 languages (English, French, Italian, Japanese, Korean) and I'm interesting in learning even more
I also like kids and can play the piano and a little bit of violin.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Must be kind and treat me well ;~;
> Deal breakers
Smokes or does drugs, dropped out of school and isn't going to continue his studies.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18 petite asian living in switzerland, compsci student. I like composing stuff and making cakes.

>>39151903
Interested* baking* oops

>I don't really care as long as he's passionate about it.
I'm pretty sure every post containing this is from the same anon trolling you all

>>39151917
Or do you mean banking, oy gevault

>>39148640
I'm a too tall (6'6) gasterbajter in Germany be my gf or else I will, well, do nothing really and move on with my day

>>39151903
Interesting. Zurich here. Also play the piano and speak 5 languages. How can you be single?

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>>39151664
>Not fat
Fuck off. Give chubbies a break.

>>39151903
I want to be your friend and talk about programming stuff

>>39151935
because it's either a guy or a very damaged female who is conveniently hiding all of her red flags, get a clue m8

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so many people larping in here hihi

>>39146992
what server are you on in ffxiv?

>>39151903
You don't know Japanese.

I'm already with my ideal bf so I guess I'll just describe him.

>his age
26

>his height, build, general looks
6'1", pale, slender and lean (ottermode), high cheekbones, blue eyes, brown, wavy hair.

>his ethnicity and location
Caucasian, Scottish

>his hobbies/interests
MtG, gaming, anime, forestry, rock climbing, running etc.

>why do you want a bf
I can't exist in this world without companionship p. much. I need another half.

>what could you offer
Companionship, intellectual debate, harmony, mutual personal development, and a pretty variable sex life desu (I don't discriminate when it comes to fetishes, I regularly sit on his face and let him suck my tits whilst I milk him and he calls me mistress).

>what's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Compassion. I'm a vegan and I feel very strongly about my ethics. He was a meat lover when we first met but he ended up becoming vegan of his own volition after I showed him the truth about the animal agricultural industry. Funny thing is he claims to have never felt better physically, though he does occasionally miss pepperoni pizza, but I cook/bake vegan alternatives for him almost everyday anyway.

>deal breakers
As in what would repulse me?
Arrogance, pride, being uncompassionate, misognystic etc.

>quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
I'm 26, Caucasian, English, 5'5", blonde, blue eyes, and I'm interested in animal rights, gaming, reading, singing, drawing/sculpting, going to the gym, linguistics and history.

> His age
25-37
> His height, build,general looks
At least 5'7 (preferred).. I'm 5'8" and don't enjoy being stared at in public. Strongfat/bearmode/Viking-esque
> His ethnicity and location
White, in the US
> His hobbies/interests
Music (actual musician preferred, big into various metal or "electronic" genres), video games, anime, driving/cars in general, foreign language, gunpla, /tg/. Not all is necessary.
> Why do you want a bf
Cuddles, lots of cuddles. And someone to take care of
> What could you offer
Very extended conversation (not one to two word responses or "uh huh" "yeah" "wow"), I can cook decently, video game partner, could watch all sorts of movies with - or anime even, cuddles, or cuddling/ hanging out in silence (I lay around in silence or with background music on and think a lot)
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Compassion, love for all animals
> Deal breakers
Heavy drug or alcohol use, hates animals, refuses to improve
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
24, white, US. All the hobbies listed above for the guy. Different interests are welcome too though

>>39147137
Do you have any form of preferred contact, anon?

>>39151903
>Must be kind and treat me well ;~;

Translation: Must be my orbiter and my slave, treat my like a queen without expecting anything in return. You'll treat me well and support me and I'll only return the favor if I feel you're starting to lose interest in me.

>manlets are the one thing everybody doesn't want
really makes you think

> His age
just not too old >w<
> His height, build,general looks
taller than me (i am 5feet)
lanky, not too emaciated, not obese
blonde, blue eyes *_*
> His ethnicity and location
rich and white, USA
> His hobbies/interests
rich people stuff
also a weeb
rich enough to let me leech off of him and make him buy me anime figures uguu
> Why do you want a bf
i am miserable and i need someone to hold hands with ><
> What could you offer
sex also we can discuss about the figures and cosplay costumes you'll buy me
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
money
> Deal breakers
no money
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
i am cute and can wear cute neko undies for you

>>39152044
translation: I want a tall famous musician

so transparent

Any europe femanons?
Please. Buying european yandere obsessive gf

>>39151662
you still here? not him but need insight into something

There is something really disgusting and pathetic about female weeaboos. Moreso than their male counterparts.

>>39152109
Yes
Tell me more about you tho
Which part of Europe?

>>39152115
sure tell me what the problem is

>>39151843
Loli and pedophilia are different.
Loli I like crack laced heroin.
Real life children are nothing like Loli.
Loli usually have adult personalities and are sexually exaggerated.
Anyone who would abuse real children have no heart.

>>39152135
Wales, UK

>>39152101
hello i am rich shota, i have powerful parents and they make lots of money, basically living in two villas at the same time, i have medium length blond hair and deep blue eyes, im currently 5'5 but im planing to keep on growing over the years, i'm in healthy shape and i'm american and white too. i mainly watch anime in my free time and my room is filled with anime figurines put into small showcases.

i want to hold hands with you while we copulate and have you dressed as that cute neko femboy felix, i hope to hear from you soon, if not you lose a big opportunity in your life.

>>39152102
Neige looks tall, but the one time I saw them I didn't get to see the guy off-stage. Big crush on the guy

Either way, this is awful bait

>>39152145
was really hitting it off with this thotty we'd speak on and off she was clearly interested but she ghosted me without warning

didn't remove me from anything but doesn't bother to reach out to me like she did before and any effort on my part just leads to one worded replies when before she'd go back and forth with me

think she just lost interest or found a better alternative?

>>39151728
Even a 5'11 is taller than you :(

>>39152077
I think you are misreading these. Most say height doesn't matter. Some did say no lanklets.

>>39152101
What exactly is too old for you?

>>39152135
Different anon. Hiring european maid with benefits.

>>39152166
please give me your discord rich shota-kun
i really wanna hold hands with you

>>39152189
most of those are also not real

>>39152200
maybe like 25+ desu

>>39152044
Got a contact? What /tg/ stuff do you do?

>>39152170
girls who are into musicians in general are stupid, vapid and immature, they're the equivalent of guys who get crushes on pornstars

>>39152184
Yeah either she decided she didn't like you much or a better option came along

>>39152188
I would be cool with 5'11, I just referenced 6'2

>>39152260
was thinking of just asking her if i did something in particular to cause the silence or do you think that'd be too much? the silence has been killing me

>>39152044
Good overall score. But you must clarify what "love for all animals" means. If that means you are a vegetarian, or worse, a vegan, get out. A girl who can't enjoy a nice steak and red wine with me is worthless.

>>39152221
juni#2640

>>39152273
Nah don't ask her, that will show her you were bothered by her ignoring you which will make you look weak/desperate

just try talking to her about anything, if it doesn't work switch it up and ask to meet up with or for nudes lel (you haven't got anything to lose at this point)

>>39152261
so I'm good to go \o/
where are you from, if I may ask?

>>39152239
Okay? I said preferred, but someone with expanse music knowledge is also preferred. Not necessary though

>>39152331
Arlington Virginia

>>39148166
What part of Canada? I'm in Victoria so my hopes aren't very high.

>>39152307
Why do you enjoy paying other people to torture and execute animals for you? Your lack of compassion already makes you a zero.

>>39152330
I was just thinking of asking since before the ghosting started she sent me one last message asking me if i was there since i was offline at the time

but maybe your idea works too

>>39152344
Literally the other side of the world, fuck

>>39152320
i've added you rich shota-kun nya

>>39152340
How likely is it that you're going to find a tall bearmode musician who doesn't do hard drugs and wants you for anything more than a pump and dump?

There's is a point beyond preferences that goes into ridiculous fantasy and you've passed it, get some realism into your life

>>39152360
Why do you enjoy paying other people to torture and execute vegetables for you? Besides, all vegans I know are fat and smell.

>>39152384
thanks beautiful, i shall be on once i buy a new phone to replace the new one my parents just confiscated from me for searching up 'noodz'

>>39152360
You like torturing and executing animals yourself? It's not so much the executing part but the everything else that is worth paying for, raising the animals, cleaning their shit, processing the corpse are all crappy jobs.

>>39152401
sure, i will wait for you ><

>>39152233
If I'm 28 but rich will you overlook that?

>>39152378
Aee from India or something?

>>39152236
I've sat in for some campaigns and painted a couple of minis with a friend but have been too anxious to actually play. Could possibly make a throwaway to give main contact info. I'll get back to you

>>39152307
No? Never did I say that I'm vegan/vegetarian. Non-vegan/vegetarian would have been in the deal-breaker section, I'd think.

>>39152389
Okay, bitter anon. I can sift out anyone that sets off any flags. I'm not stupid. You, however, seem to be. I've been saying preferred, not necessary. Only Siths deal in absolutes.

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>>39144830
>> His age
28-45
>> His height, build,general looks
6'5 buff and 18 bmi
>> His ethnicity and location
Black and has to be in SoCal
>> His hobbies/interests
Sports, Running his own business
>> Why do you want a bf
To support my two children
>> What could you offer
I would raise the kids
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Has to be wealthy
>> Deal breakers
Asian or poor
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 5'4 210 lbs and come from a rough background.

>>39152446
This has to be b8, hory sheet

>>39152044
How about an actual musician? Classical, not your meme electronic "music".

>>39152446
>To support my two children
>Wants a black guy

>>39152135
I'm not in Wales. Mainland Europe. Where are you. I'm just some dead inside autist who wants a gf to obsess over me.

>>39152446
>28-45
>Has to be wealthy
>Two children
So you're looking for a sugar daddy

>>39152443
I've got work soon so shoot me a contact at [email protected].

I don't play many wargames they are a little out of my price range so I haven't painted anything. I mainly play role playing games. Just got the new star finder book and my group has already kicked off a game.

>>39152433
Oh god no, I'm european

>>39152503
Sugar daddies have high standards actually. Few fembots could make the cut. They'd better be crazy beasts in bed to be accepted.

t. Sugar daddy

>>39152484
That's fine, contrabass is sexy hehe. But nah, that'd be okay.

If you're the same anon that's been berating me for my taste, you're fairly obtuse. Go be a sperg somewhere else.

>>39152505
>starfinder

On second thought, no thanks

>>39152496
From southern europe

>>39152433
probably I exaggerated a bit

>>39152549
Nah, that was my first post to you. Anyway I play classical piano. Hopefully you're someone who can understand and appreciate it.

>>39152443
you're a low value girl who expects more than she deserves, accept it

>>39152524
Which country my dude?

>>39152611
From Italy, nothing special

>all these euros suddenly posting
Wtf. Are there actually fembots in Europe?

>>39152581
Your loss backing off over something so inconsequential only shows what type of person you are. I also play Shadows of Esteren, L5R, Rouge Trader and basically everything. The system maters relatively little its about having fun.

>>39152036
REEEE NORMIEFAG
are (You) happy now?

>>39152654
she's a loser man, dw about her

>29
>No height preference, thin, nerdy
>Jewish (to piss off /pol/ types), no location preference (that can be worked out)
>Running, biking, musical performance
>I already have a husband, but am playing along with the prompt
>Unconditional lifelong obsession
>Sense of humor
>Voted for Trump

>28
>Hispanic
>Small island in the Caribbean
>Shitposting, Vocaloid, cardio

>>39152640
Europe doesnt exist

>>39152640
there have always been
they're just hiding, afraid to post because of their bad english

>>39152606
Apologies for the misunderstanding then! Yes, piano is alright ^^ I was going to give a recommendation but you mentioned no "electronic" music. 65daysofstatic is p good. Found them in a weird share folder with some doom metal and future garage years ago. Best sketchy decision ever

>>39152609
I'm not asking for much. Height doesn't matter too much, weight doesn't matter -
(although non-skellingtons and non-obesos) anything in between is fine. Cuddling bones is gross, having to deal with excess amounts of fat isn't my thing either. Talking like 280lbs+ (without muscle) or say a 130lb guy at 5'10"+. You're not perturbing me, friend. Sorta making yourself look like a jackass if anything.

>>39152740
Then why isn't one sucking my dick right now.

>>39151662

>t. been talking to thots online for decades and know every trick in the book

Consider writing a pastebin with everything you know regarding this subject

>>39152740
>afraid to post because of their bad english
Americans are not hiding though

>>39152760
They are turned off by thirsty replies, yes?

>>39152773
A true fembot is a hypersexual horny slut.

>>39152654
>saying "your loss"
Nothing here to lose. Especially if you actually paid for star finder. It is SJW watered down pathfinder and you fucking know it

>>39152760
Because you smell bad

>>39146182
Move to Vermont I'll be your bf I fit this criteria

>>39152751
people in this thread are making fun of you, you're the jackass, roastie

>>39152783
Yeah ok I'm glad this popped out beforehand. I hate sjw shit as much as the next guy but letting it infect your mindset that it affects your hobbies is pretty bad. You need to learn to relax and just enjoy life.

>>39149049
So perfect that there is no way this isn't a troll.

I'm tall and chubby anyway so I don't really fit the bill there.

>>39152320
>>39152384
This is not me, someone is playing around with my discord.

>>39152847
As if I care what some shitty, smelly nerds think. I don't like you. I abhor the majority of r9k, but it beats trying to find someone to talk to on /soc/ that isn't a fucking kid and only wants to talk about partying, drugs, or memes. If no one fits my description, fine. I don't NEED someone like you sad fucks lmao

>>39152586
Are you like that? Could you obsess over me.

>>39152900
dude she's awful, you see chicks like this all over the internet they're just cringey pseudo-intellectuals that are never as clever as they think they are

>>39147137
>>39147400
>>39148166
these are the only decent girls in the thread

>>39152861
It's difficult not to when everyone has an agenda. Their SJW PC narrative is being pushed into video games and even slowly into tabletops now. If all of it could have been contained to people circlejerking on Tumblr and Twitter about what they don't like, I'd be fine with it. But my experience overall has been ruined.

>>39152916
>gets butthurt and resorts to insult when pressure is applied
yeah, very low tier girl, fake and not friendly

>>39152782
I'm a shut-in who doesnt talk to people.

>>39152920
I can obsess over any girl but I am not from southern europe

>>39152996
>pressure
That isn't pressure. You're like a flea jumping around on me, biting here and there. Very insignificant.

>>39153024
if you're that bothered by a flea you're a weak person

>>39152981
Anon. You do know you can just ignore them right? Also when it comes to /tg/ guess what? You can just ignore anything you don't like. House rules are awesome. Also for a system like starfinder / pathfinder playing in the core setting is for chumps. Original settings that only your group will ever experience is where its at.

>>39152981
Sjws are awful and I don't agree with the guy who plays star finder
This shit does not sit well with me either

>>39152805
You should move out of le ebin bernie state.

>>39153063
>weak
Okay, friendo. Not sure what you're trying to prove here but it's pretty pathetic. Wouldn't doubt if you've been samefagging this whole time. Especially since I have not seen much change in the poster count. It's adorable that you're so upset over one girl.

>>39153021
I am mainland too, which country?

>>39153122
I'm from the UK, is that a dealbreaker?

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>All these people preferring white and asian
>Rarely something in "what could you offer"

Fuck you!

>>39153067
In most ways with what you've said, yeah, you're right and I agree. But I can't support what star finder turned out to be. Paying for it? Nah. Playing it? Nah. Best to let it die out so maybe they'll rethink fucking it up as bad as they did.

>>39153077
I dunno how people sit by idly and accept what is happening to most forms of media. I'm seeing it slowly improve in some aspects, but the shitty PC no fun, ever movement is still there.

>>39151477
>confidence; but more specifically; funny, comfortable with his flaws (I he can have a guy but not bitch about it), isn't a pushover around other guys, and makes decisions.

you could've just written chad u dull whore.

>>39146992
>Drugs, saying lol, typing badly like "ur" and "y" and "v"

god your deal breakers are so fucking petty, shit tier uptight no-fun girl. into the trash you go.

>>39153322
Kill yourself. If she wants a good man, good for her.

>>39153351
a mean isn't measured by arbitrary conditions

>>39152611
Guess it's a no, better luck next time

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>be not a fat fuck, white and 6'+
>fit 80% of these

>>39153362
>mean
man*

>>39153351
literally none of those thing makes a good man. I can already tell you're petty, boring and insecure. I'd tell you to kys but we both know your a genetic dead end whose going to end up old and alone.