Post hilarious images

Ummm. That's actually sad though.

I'm empathy incarnate.

>>39143942
How do you handle 4chan?

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>>39143903
Here's a better ex.

>>39143942
There's a story behind it somewhere. She was just drunk and tired iirc.

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This gave me a laff

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>>39143903
>"You should be pretty proud, your (ex)husband had a lot of balls to wait till the alter to say "I don't"

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>>39143903
>dammit now I cant divorce him in 10 years and take half his stuff

>>39143948
It's tough honestly... I try to fix people. Sometimes it works and it's rewarding.

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>>39143903
image is probably fake

It's not hard to put on a wedding dress and bury your head in your hands on the subway just to get some faceberg (You)s

>>39143982
probably some sociology experiment for a liberal arts college/youtube to see how people would react

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This is how it's done... ylyl style

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Dumping for real

>>39144004

Barron is such a qt :3

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It says bich nga.

Many lels to be had.

>>39144007
>I try to fix people
I hate your kind.

>>39144245
Why??? ;-;
What did i ever do to you?

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one badass pup

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I still lightly chuckle at this one. It's old yeah, but it's still pretty gud.

cue the old fps headshot voice

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Kektus Reflexus

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>>39144016
>>39143942
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>>39144013
imagine being so desperate that you concoct elaborate narratives around random online images just to fulfill your robot fantasies

so desperate that you have to avoid even the most perfunctory of searches for fear of shattering that illusion with the cold reality that the world isn't as shitty a place as you're working to convince yourself, it's just you.

>>39144732
I think this one is funny just because I remember seeing the Facebook image of that dumb slut the day before, talking about how she was going to "disrupt the Nazi circle jerk" and "bring back Nazi scalps." She 100% went to that protest looking for trouble and I think she got more of it than she was ever prepared for.

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I find this comfortable and funny.

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>>39144242
I have nothing of value to add to this post besides the picture

>>39144884
imagine being this desperate just to shame anons

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This usually makes me laugh

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Fucking cuckservatives

>>39145526
ow, my fuckin bones

>>39144884
imagine being such a fucking fag that you waste your time writing long ass garbage no one finds funny

>>39145526
This is bar none the stupidest thing I've ever laughed audibly at.

>>39145375
Ah, Salem Oregon! What a nasty part of town. The woman who runs that business is fucking off her rocker.

>>39144004
Who's the girl? She looks so fuckin familiar

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muh contribution fifth time trying to post

>>39146520
Haha dude alcohol amirite!!!!! XDDD

>>39145980
Which part of salem is that place located?

>>39144884
>Dog found raped and hanged from a tree
Is nobody gonna comment on this? What the fuck.

>>39143987
The nigglet has a bald spot
Why are we feeding/vaccinating nigger tribes instead of wiping them out? Seriously. They contribute nothing, and a group of 10 soldiers could wipe out all the tribes and save us millions in unnecessary future expenses.

>>39143942
Ummm. That's actually an art project.

>>39146676
Same here, first thing I noticed

>>39146676

can you really rape a dog though?

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Ain't got nothing to contribute to the thread besides this pic.

>>39146481

Audrey Pence, daughter of USA VP Mike Pence

>>39144004

Is it ok to hook up with your dad's vp's daughter? Or would that be weird like fucking your step-sister?

>>39146520
>>39145656
>>39145526
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>>39144669
these are such awful reddit tier humor

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Orange melon buster

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Step aside normies.

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>not playing Ero Mum

>>39144296
You think you know the person better than they know themselves. You seem so sure of yourself of the answers that would "save" them. Your arrogance to "helping" others is boundless and self serving.

>>39147654
do you have any more like this?

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>>39144004
it must be tough for old barry

>>39143903
>train chad comes along to offer comforting words
>fucks her senseless

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I don't know the sauce sadly.

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>>39143942
Today I will remind him.

>>39147937
reddit/the_pack is full of this shit

hehe like if you agree

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>>39144004
Look at the photo again, she has an engagement and wedding band on, as well as the dress isn't fitting right. By all accounts she likely is suffering either a divorce or lost him by some other means.

>>39144884
that makes no sense at all and just with that little bit is filled with holes.

>>39146748
Are you trying to imply the dog wanted to get fucked?

>>39144007
>trying to fix people
You're gonna die someday

>>39148145
>10 fake accounts gushing over a fake account

Also 10 accounts? That's your bench mark for about 3.5 billion people?
Fucking retard.

>>39148536
I think the bigger issue is rape is just normal in the wild. Several thousand animals just chase route and mount their females against there will, to drag in rape as an issue because problematic since that's how dogs breed in general.

>>39143942
>ummm
I know this is bait, but this shit pisses me off whenever I see it.

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>>39143903
interminable night's dawn

>>39148664
That's why they keep using it along with "really makes you think" anything that gets them attention, negative or positive they can and will use.

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death's serenading embrace

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somewhat idiosyncratic posting

>>39148700
1 second super strength and you could just hit people in the face

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continued slow dumping

>>39148700
everyone who doesnt share my waifu already has trash detection

>>39148700
Invisibility in the Dark and 1 second super strength would be pretty nice as powers.
Reviving bugs would also be great because you could save bees and help preserve the ecosystem

>>39148426
thank you, not a huge fan of r*ddit but that sub is pretty great

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didactic memory imprint

>>39148700
some of those could be OP as fuck. Revive bugs could lead to some hellish fuckery with the right bugs and Superslowmo could lead to raid sleep patterns giving you more time in the day. Also if the fruit talks back you just got eyes and ears in every kitchen that could make you a kick ass detective.

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entropic soul melange

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comment still required

>>39148700
75% levitation would give you a noticeable advantage in many forms of racing and physical sports
75% levitation on high jump for instance or 75% weight reduction on a 100kg bike + 80kg rider becomes 100kg bike + 20kg rider

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This one has never failed to give me a giggle

>>39146871
They're barely even reddit humour, more like facebook... That's been posted by someones mum.

FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE CUNTS

>>39148700
Trash detection so i know what threads i dont have to bother with

>>39144738
>screenshot of a meme
Are you baiting or are you that much of a newfag?

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null soul void

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>>39146520
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE AHHAHAHAHA OH WOW

>>39148997
>What about my fat? Are you saying there's too much fat on my body?!

>>39147866
Careful around those edges kiddo. Remember trying to be Rick from R&M is cringe in its purest form.

>>39148911
I dont get it, what's funny? nice dubs

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nonsequential kitten parade

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exhausted posting continues?
most likely not
have fun, faggots

>>39146676
first thing i noticed; fucking ruined my day I want this fuckers head

>>39146676
Because they are all fake click bait stories

>>39147866
>>39149055
But he's right tho.
And R&M isn't an argument.

>>39148700
I bet there's a lot of possibilities with 1 second superstrength actually

Like what if instead of just lifting the car you lifted and threw it all in one go, that would be fucking badass. And you could do it after the power's cooldown period which the image doesn't say anything about

>>39148731
You don't hit people with your strength. You use your mass x speed. You need to be relaxed when you hit. And If you wanted to hit with "strength" you would need power not "strength"
Squat with 60 -70% of your 1rm weights = strength
Squat and jump up 1 meter high= power
Squat 700 times in a row= endurance

I am a kickboxer.

>>39148731
So what I am trying to say in >>39149717 is you don't hit them, you get a hold of a sumbission and break their arm/leg or neck. Or even their spine if you are really strong.

>>39148790
>go out to some crops to search for bees getting murdered by pesticides
>after ten painstaking hours of searching, you finally find a bee on its death bed
>wait a few hours for it to finally die
>revive it
>the bee stings you and dies
>revive it and quickly move away
>the bee buzzes away and dies to pesticides
>farmer shoots you with a shotgun as you leave

>>39148911
hate that fucking whore taking the pic

>>39149926
Yeah I forgot to comment on this earlier. Nothing funny about a widower remembering his dead waifu.
No doubt that restaurant held some significance for them.

>>39148700
>75%Levitation

Does that mean I can walk up walls?

>>39149880
Do it at night while you're invisible. Nobody said you're limited to only one power.
Checkmate, atheists.

>>39148145
ATOMIC BLACKPILL INCOMING

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>>39144884
>roasty working herself into a toasty
stay seething

>>39143942
you're a pussy dryer incarnate

>>39143942
now imagine her sucking off all the black strippers at her bachelorette party

>>39148806
the caption at the bottom got me

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batman: arkham originial commento

>>39148700
>1 second super strength
>grab somebody's arm and just crush it in your hand
>shove somebody 10 feet back
>world's most ridiculous fastball

>invisibility in the dark
>good against animals with good night vision

>revive bugs
>bring down entire buildings
>save the bees

>trash detection
>clean an area thorougly

>>39148564
Incorrect. 100 percent of these replying femoid accounts are real. 100 percent of them are shown to be in support of Chad being a truly disgusting person. Ergo based on the sample size 100 percent of women are revolting whores who worship good looking men no matter how evil they are.

Don't try to be smart normie. You morons always end up embarrising yourselves respect the superiority of the incel.

>>39146810
They will fuck in the future guaranteed

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>>39148700
>Gets bullet attraction
>Immediately craft baby armor
Fucking unstoppable

>>39143942
get out of my board quacking normie

>>39148700
"Ultra Fast Aging" would be a great suicide.

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>>39143903
Lets do this OP. Roasties will rage.

>>39148564
seeing ppl cope is sso fucking funny

>>39143948
Yeaah man us of 4chan the epic website we are so f*cking hardcore y'know?
Sometimes I fap to gore lmao I'm an oldfag btw, pssshh lurk m0ar!

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>>39148911
and the original

>>39145656
>cuckservatives

normalfag detected, gtfo

>>39148594
Guess you've never seen the anon who posted photos here of him tying his German shepherd up on his dining room table and fucking it in its ass. Dog looked so sad. Was def rape.

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I found this funny screenshot from 4chan on another meme site :^) Y'all can save it whomst ever does is epic

>>39148911
Is she laughing about that guy

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Does anyone here have dog trouble?

>>39152993
You're certainly not an oldfag.

>>39153346
Good one, I love these ironic fake meme memes.

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>>39143903

I really miss this series.

>>39153669
>mentally ill men are suicidal and everyone disowns them

Max kek

>>39153596
I wont mind if you save it, friend.

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Here. Take my funny

This actually makes me kek out loud

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>>39153792
Fuck i forgot the original image

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Big fuking boner in my bed

>>39153820
>I'm not a pedophile, I just masturbate to pictures of children.

You pedo filth make me sick.

>>39153669
Lol this one is funny because she sucks her dick but she is actually. A penis owner!!

>>39153895
Quote You pedo filth make me sick End quote
- Anonymous 08/18/17

Lol do you get diarrhea XD?

>>39153887
It's a picture taking the piss out of lolicons. I'm not one, i hate them.

>>39153930
Lol wtf u cant take the piss out u usually pee it with your pensor

>>39153976
O shit you got me m8
Gg i got 420 noscoped

>>39145656
people like this disgust me to no end

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>>39153841
There are so many great Ricky quotes.

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>>39143903
jewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjewjew

>>39153918
Where do I begin with this.

"..You pedo filth make me sick.."

Deliberate. Must be.

>>39147711
>Only for me boy dan

>>39150961
I usually agree but what you said is just delusional

>>39148128
https://exhentai.org/g/1047672/b9c2db0caf/

>>39145310
Fuck kipina

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assholish calle route

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jigglypuff muffiins

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huertas drive and chilli con carne

>>39148731
DETOROITO SUMASH

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>>39147711
thats pritti gud :DDDDD

>>39150830
Is this real? CSI is weird

>>39148911

Stupid whore still had to put some of her face in the picture. I fucking hate females.

>>39146790
Oh my I forgot about Oglaf, pretty great shit but he posts so irregulrly omg.

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Apparantely I can't even post the linky, but here's a post from some escort site.

I actually thought about having my first time with that pig, mfw still khv.

Quick auto translation

"In December, I let a man give me oral sex, he ripped me consciously so I started bleeding. I suspect this person is wearing some kind of blood contamination and that he consciously infected me.

Now I want everyone who knows they've had unprotected sexual contact with me volunteered to turn to the infection clinic.
I think I have now expressed my suspicion.
I think that it is up to everyone to take responsibility for your actions.

See as warning!"

>>39159380
There's a new one, sometimes more than one, every single Sunday.

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>>39149717
>Trust me I browse /fit/ and think "strength" from a satiric image ascribes to the same arbitrary definition I borrowed from a gay4pay powerlifters discussion board

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>>39148700
>Choose revive bugs
>Prior job I was an exterminator
>Hated some of my customers
>Go the their houses
>Bring the bugs back

>>39143987
What is she doing to him?

>>39148700
>invisibility in the dark
Does make you completely invisible to cameras and guards, so long you stay in the dark.
What if you went around with a parasol to cover yourself with darkness?

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Ive been getting recorded calls from a Halifax PA phone number claiming to be the IRS and that I have four federal charges against me. Called them back at 7178966719 and guy Kept saying if I hung up or was disconnected my file would be sent to the courts and I would be arrested. Kept asking how much money I had. Eventually sent my case to the head investigator.Said I was facing 3-5 years in prison.
Kept asking how much money I had and if it was cash or debit. I kept saying I'd have to borrow the money and they would repeat "do you have the money". And I would repeat I would have to borrow it. She asked if My address was my old one from before I moved six years ago. I said no and gave her my zip code. Eventually the head director got frustrated and asked if I thought this was a joke. That if I didn't have the money she would have to send it to court.I finally just said yeah I have the money which I don't.I have like a hundred dollars. She wanted me to drive to target and get a prepaid gift card worth 1000 dollars. That's where I drew the line and said just arrest me and hung up. They called back but twice but didn't answer.

Anyone else experience this? Smells like a scam...

>>39148812
>Also if the fruit talks back you just got eyes and ears in every kitchen that could make you a kick ass detective.

>ask the potato if it saw anything
>it actually has eyes
>no dice
>realize that it doesn't count since it's a vegetable anyway

If cucumbers could talk though they've seen some shit

>>39162084
Your going to jail dude

>>39143987
>you'll never have a chapped, ring-like nigger lip wrapped around your head

Thank god

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>>39162084
>drive to target and get a prepaid gift card worth 1000 dollars

>>39145526
Fuck this is amazing