/OFFICIAL FEMBOT THREAD/

>>39182646
>big cyst on my right asscheek
Please be sure to pop it and clean it out properly. It'd be horrible if you got an infection from it.

>>39182699
Are you going to compare to the same 5 threads you robots post everyday? Serious if your robots left /r9k/ would improve so much.

What does a female loser constitute?

>>39182972
If you ignore the "just open your legs meme" same as a male loser.

>Lots an orbiter because he wasnt orbiting hard enough

fucking loser. Easily replaced.

>>39182646
>tfw trying to get my shit together and diet
>demolished a whole box of cookies last night
I did okay today though

>>39183015
"Just open your legs meme" I don't know about.

Like what, failure in jobs and romantic life? Elaborate please.

i will literally be anyones bf no matter what


i can go celibate idc

take a shower you wratchet

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>>39182646
kalm

>>39183026
>tfw I had an orbiters snap on me last week

It's...unsettling. Being reminded of what people are capable of

>>39182646
God damn it, anons. Listen... Girls? Girls can't be robots. I'm not trying to trigger you and I'm not trying to trivialize your suffering. I really don't mean to hurt you, but you aren't welcome on this board. When you use what's ours, you weaken not just it's meaning but the community. Please, leave.

>>39183052
What area of the country are you in

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if you don't have ugly burns in your skin or you aren't morbidly obese then you can't be a female robot

post a picture of yourself and you gonna see how quickly you'll get replies from desperate "robots"

>>39183052
So are you ugly?


I could only see a woman as robot if they are unbelievably fat or ugly (or both). And most of the time they are not ugly even if they see them self like this. You got to have a kind of deformed face to really be ugly.
Some girls without hair are desirable and good looking. Its dumb to say because i am male to but guys are fags because they care more about personality instead of looks in a woman. Woman in the other hand dont.

>>39182646
How do you get acne off of your back, tits and chest? Nothing fucking works.

I also have acne all over my chest, back, and shoulders. Despite the 100+ degree weather, no sleeveless shirts for me.

>>39183095
>Girls can't be robots.
Nobody can be a robot. Everybody is a person. Stop trying to force memes.

>>39183048
>Like what, failure in jobs and romantic life?

Those, things like living at home with your parents. Living a NEET life. Just stuff you would consider a male to be a loser for, but female.

>Just open your legs meme" I don't know about.

It's the idea the women can't be failure or lonely because they have beta orbiters and all they have to do is fuck some guy and their problems are solved.

>>39182646
Do you consider dickgirls fembots?

>>39183123
Apparently using an exfoliant, alcohol-free toner, and some vitamin c serum is supposed to help. I haven't tried it, though.

>>39183148
not literally a robot you dumb fuck,you can't have metal skin

>>39182646
I want to pop your titpimples and suck the puss out. And then suck the milk from your boobs

>>39183157
I know not literally. Nobody is a "robot," or a "chad," or any other silly thing you call them. Don't make up fake labels for people.

>>39183157
Robots aren't robots either. Not trying isn't the same as can't. They fact there they are people world who are retarded or autistic and living function life proves all robots are full of shit.

Why cant /r9k/ be only for male people? Woman destroy everything with their fake "being".

>>39183123
How's it being 14 lol diet, well you are prob ft as fuck and ugly so diet you slob

>>39183102
Western Norway

so northern EU

>>39183114
well bf means that im a boy (male) so idk if you thought i was a woman or something but i dont think im really ugly just not attractive enough to survive solely on looks

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>>39182948
fuck off cunt, this board isn't for normalfag sluts like you.

>>39183195
>How's it being 14 lol diet, well you are prob ft as fuck and ugly so diet you slob
What the shit is this clusterfuck of a post?

>>39183196
Oh, i read that bf as gf. Sorry about that.

>>39183195
You sound 14 desu anon. I'm skelly-tier so it's not that.

>>39183204
This board isn't for robots either. You have a whole can you can go to. /r9k/ was made to stop spam post and that is it.

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>implying there are female robots

>>39183153
Well, c'mom I know women don't like a beta and all, but why woman go to gym and try to be better and atract better men for them?

>>39183256
>Well, c'mom I know women don't like a beta and all,

I also know men who prefer models and cocktail waitress. Who go to the gym and buy fancy cloths. That does mean every male does.

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>>39183204
fuck i saved the thumbnail
>>39183243
we established a culture here, you're not welcome. get the fuck out

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FUCKING ROASTIES, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39183196
There is no hope for us yuropoors. We need to move to the US and steal the burger girls.

>>39183291
>we established a culture here, you're not welcome. get the fuck out

Board culture changes all the time look at /cgl/ or /gif/. If you don't like the change you can go to wizardchan.

>>39183287
Look, what I saying is if you have a problem to attract a nice men or women you have to work for it, if you are not born with very above avarage looks and all.

>>39183179
A "pen" isn't a "pen". Stop giving it a false label, please.

>>39183365
>if some labels are false all labels must be false

>>39183363
You know that being a loser has nothing to do with attracting a mate. Also having a mate isn't a magical solution to your problem.

>>39183388
Yes, but lot's of problem are tied you the fact that you don't have a good women or men by or side, I know it sound chessy, but is true.

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>>39183387
dumbcunt gtfo

>>39183327
wizardchan is too dead

>>39183434
It wouldn't be if all you robots left and went to that.

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>>39182646
Hey guys, female here. I just finished eating my sandwich, AMA. And did I mention that I'm female?

>>39183123
buy natural 100% organic soap. dont use chemicals or anything. no shampoo, no conditioner, no "exfoliant"

>>39183419
Nice comeback

>>39183434
Take all of your "robot" friend with you and it won't be dead anymore :)

Your kind ain't welcome here roastie

>>39183520
What kind of sandwich? I'm going to make a sandwich for lunch; could use some inspiration.

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>>39183404
>t lot's of problem are tied you the fact that you don't have a good women or men by or side,

Not really having a good male or female doesn't magically get you a job with a livable wage. It also doesn't change people's perception of your loser hobbies.

Also for clarification I don't have problem with getting a mate. I'm a white version of princess jellyfish and guys find that weirdly attractive.

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i have never come to a "fembot" thread and always wondered why these were so popular (almost 400 replies everytime) and now i get it, is full of hate towards women and i like it, it's nice here :)

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>>39183570
Roast beef sandwich, roastie flavor

Fembots, please describe how sweaty you are right now.

>>39183196
Fuck. Midwestern USA here

>>39183621
Oh, well I'm vegetarian so that's out.

Fembots how do I not become an orbiter?

t.Superior gender

>>39183609
No it doesn't, you think too much about what other people think about your nerdy hobbies, nobody pay yours bills, and jobs well that the trick party I admit, it go I think your educational and job experience, I guess, well good luck with life.

>>39183669
Don't blindly follow around a girl.

>>39182646
Gtfo slut. THERE ARE NO FEMBOTS.

Are fembots more likely to put up with you hitting them than normie women are?

I'm happy for fembots because I've gotten 3-5 orbiters from it. Only have 2 left but still

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fembots, what should i do around my gf when shes on her period?

She usually requires a lot of attention like hugging and getting petted but when shes on her period she's super miserable and it seems like no matter what i do, whether its leaving her alone for a while or trying to comfort her, she rages autistically.

Any ideas?

>>39183693
Yup since they are the dumbest and easier to exploit. And also "fembot" since females can't be robots.

>>39183679
That is my point having a mate and being a loser aren't polar opposite.

>>39183693
If hes hot yeah. I dont deserve any better.

>>39182646
Get off here, cunt. The only way to know if someone is a girl on this place is to say. So be good like everyone else and shut up about it.

>>39183630
idk man, i dont have the education or work experience to relocate

>>39183777
aw that made me sad to read;( don't get beat up fembot

>>39183729
Feed her comfort food and give lots of affection. She cant be misserable with her face stuffed with her favorite snack.
(Not a fembot just speaking from experiance.)

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>>39182646
I still don't believe that women actually visit this place

everybody on this thread is a nigger

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fembot here! I have so many orbiters I'm afraid they will start colliding. But none of them are good enough to start a relationship with... I'm still waiting for that chad to sweep me off my feet! It'll happen any day now!

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This thread is so writhed with normies that I can't begin to express my disgust

>>39184213
do your orbiters buy you lots of stuff and send you money or things?

My gf has an ugly online orbiter who sends her paypal money every once in a while. I find it pretty funny

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>>39184262
yes lol!! i just send them a few heart emojis and they think i like them

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>woukd love to date a fembot
>nonwhite

I hate it. I hate browsing this site.
I hate not being able to contactfag because every women just ghost me when they find out I'm not white.
I hate it all.

Are there any actual fembots in this thread and if so are there any that would be willing to have an actual conversation..

>>39184389
loool i feel

the best part is when my gf lets me take her phone and talk to the orbiter and ask for paypal money for a bus ticket to visit a family member but we end up just using that money for a night out together

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I need a good place and method to livestream my suicide.

>>39184470
Anon what are you?
Personally I don't like whiteys because they're petty and bitchy

>>39184470
If it makes any difference I would date people of other races. Of course I'm a prison gay man, somtake that as you will.

>>39183226
>I'm skelly-tier
Please be my skelly fembot gf.

>>39184503
I've been thinking of facebook live or twitch. Or maybe some vr livestream in the future will be created that'd be nice

>tfw all i want is a fembot friend to notice me

>>39184503
Why and how are you killing yourself?

>>39184546
I was thinking about going down to a creek and spontaneously shooting myself but if twitch shuts that off too quick it'll all be in vain. I would love to off myself on something stupid like twitch though. I'd name my stream "playing Minecraft irl" and hopefully traumatize some normies

>>39184595
im noticing you, how are you fellow anon?

>>39184595
I notice you, senpai. But I have no friends.

>>39184647
That'd would be a hell of a kek, b careful. God bless ya

>>39184647
tell me where you're doing it because I want your gun once you're done with it

>>39184810
Why, you want a turn as well?

>>39184848
No I just want a gun.

>>39184903
POST BOBS AND VAGENE PICS

>>39184667
im fine fembot how about? you think i could ever actually get in contact with you and be actual friends?

>>39184679
hey ill be your friend thats all ive ever really wanted it desu i dont get to along with bois ><

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>>39185086
>you think i could ever actually get in contact with you and be actual friends?
id be cool with this, do you have contact information?

>>39185189
I use discord what about you?

>>39185219
same here i have one, but its not wise to post my contaft information. i'd get spammed by invites, which has happened before.

>>39182646
>it's another "acne outbreak all over my breasts" edition

Get a bf that likes to pop them.

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How do I get a neet hamster fembot gf?

>>39183123
Pop them. Its what I did. Every one I found no mater how young it was I ripped to shreds. Eventually my body took the hint and stopped making them. Now I only get them where I cant easily get a good grip.

>>39185547
Everyone says not to pop them but I swear they leave worse marks when I just leave them alone.

>>39182646
Can't you roastbeefs just take the contraceptive pill to get rid of acne?

going into uni. had my first kiss earlier this year, nothing since then. i've been in my house all summer watching anime and occasionally going out to shop. anyone else feel hopeful for the coming months?

>>39185580
youre not supposed to pop them because you can spread the infection around the affected skin, or even push it back into your bloodstream.

>>39185580
I know but I'm of the mindset that I am the master of my own body. If it does something I want I punish it. It works pretty well. I dont even have any scars.

>>39183866
Same.
I guess it wasn't meant to be.

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this wouldn't be an issue if women had their own /girl/ board or whatever. Guys can do the same, idgaf, but every time someone tries to talk about female related things robots throw an autistic fit, and if such a board was to be created y'all would still sperg out and probably get it taken down.

But really, if fembots wanted to talk about women topics i guess there's always /soc/

>>39185873
I stopped going on /soc/ after every thread turned into camwhoring and dickposting

Dat feel when can not talk to people. Got a job cause I have to make money and I go all 8 hours without saying a word unless I have to, while everyone else is talking and having a nice time together. I come across so different than I actually am just cause I can't b myself. It's fucking dumb man. Yea a lot of socializing is meaningless, but there are some people out there that seem cool that I want to talk to but cant.

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>going to uni
>get assigned a normie to room with, she listed travel, shopping, and essential oils as her hobbies
>she and I might be the only two girls in the particular major

>>39185902
If you're still new at the job, I wouldn't sweat it too much. Those kind of relationships sometimes take years to build.

I didn't talk to anyone other than my boss for the first year but started talking to people more and more over time. That being said, most are around my age. I can't really relate to anyone 40+, so if that's all you've got you might be fucked.

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reminder that all fembots need is a spanking to put them back into proper working order

>>39185930
Yo those hobbies make her sound pretty bad, but maybe she just needs a new bff that will convert her away from basic bitch status.

>>39185086
Sorry, I mean I don't have friends as a rule. Too exhausting.

>>39185873
Maybe "robots" should fuck off to wizchan or beg for their own board made just for them.

>>39185902
I'm sorry. Have you tried asking for their phone number or other nonverbal communication method? You could write it on a piece of paper and hand it to them.

>>39185600
It doesn't work like that for everyone. Also, the side effects can be hellish.

Besides, I'm trying to get pregnant.

>>39185873
Please go to /soc/ we don't want you roasties here reeeeeeee

>>39185980
>Maybe "robots" should fuck off to wizchan
Why

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>want an anime loving, vidya playing (not fps) bf
>all the nice ones i meet want kids

why
why does every robot want a kid
i end contact with them because there's no chance of a future because i don't want kids, ever

>>39185996
Good luck trying for a baby, anon!

>>39186009
Because that place was made for people like them. r9k wasn't.

>>39186000
Checked. Fembots leave now.

>>39186020
Why don't you want kids, anon? They can be pretty nice.

>>39186020
would you ever date an ftm?

>>39185939
Yea I sorta understand that, just feel like I'm making a weird impression being the dead-quiet super serious zombie person. When I got hired the boss kinda roasted me cause she was planning out my hours and asked if I had anything planned for the next week and I said no and she was like your life sounds fun haha, and I just responded that I was staying home playing video games throughout the summer. And she was like omg you remind me of this other girl that works here. And apparently she told that other girl about me and is trying to get us to be friends or something cause she thinks we're the same person. Anyway, this other girl ended up approaching me and was like "hey manager person said she thought we would get along". And for some reason I dropped my spaghetti real hard and anime stuttered all over the place makin a damn fool of myself for no reason. Like she made it pretty easy for me to open up to her and possibly make a friendship but I was so nervioso that I fudged it up.

>>39186020
You're probably going to have it a bit rough until you're in your late 20s, because up until then most guys have a good chance of changing their minds.

It's easy to say you don't want kids in your early or mid 20s, but it gets harder when you approach your 30s.

would /qst/ be an appropriate board for the fat losers roleplaying itt? there should be a roleplay board for these threads.

>>39186009
Wizchan was literally made for "robots"

>>39186052
You'll see the other girl around and probably get a few more chances. Spaghetti happens at work sometimes.

Everyone at my job knows I don't do shit outside of work and they roast me for it too. I don't think they mean any harm by it, it's just banter.

>>39186052
You've still got chances to befriend her. You can do it, I believe in you.

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>>39186046
I don't have any desire for children, I don't need to have a child to fill up my pathetic life.
I'm happy with getting a loving husband, spending our life together without friends OR children.
I'm also super into DDLG, I want to be the only child in our "relationship"

>>39186049
Yes, I'm bisexual

>>39186056
This is why I try and date older guys but I know they're only interested in a pump & dump with younger girls which is why I stay away from irl relationships with them.

>>39186009
>>39186099
most robots aren't even above the age of 30 lol

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>be middle kid
>both my sisters are wildly successful, wealthy, beautiful and own their own businesses.
>ones been published in newspapers around the world

>be me
>fat, ugly
>can only jump from minimum wage jobs
>unemployed right now and about to lose my neetbux from a drug test so Ill be really fucked
>dropped out at high school age 15
>mums proud of me for not killing myself


>in the end still proud and happy of/for them

>>39185873
An explicit /girl/ board would never work out for obvious reasons, /cgl/ is the closest we'll get to that here. /soc/ seems to be more for "rate me" threads and camwhoring.

Outside of 4chan there's lolcow but the community is very cancerous. I wish there was something like wizchan for women.

>>39186137
Older guys are a bad idea in general. It will always be a pump and dump situation or some dude who never grew up.

You'll probably find someone sooner or later, it's just never going to be a 100% guarantee.

Watching your parents get old and approach death really fucks some people up when it comes to wanting kids.

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>>39186126
Wow you're both so nice. I've been there like almost three weeks now so I know it's not completely hopeless, just felt like I was making a bad impression cause I've seen people be able to integrate themselves socially into a new workplace within like the first few days

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>>39186137
>open to dating a male(female)

never to me happened before

>>39186177
While thats true the board is still made for them. Cant be helped that "robots" complain about things in general that arent real issue at young ages

>>39186198
>Only three weeks

You'll be fine m8. You still have another year or two ahead of you before you'll feel fully acquainted and stop being the new girl. Everybody goes through it.

>>39186195
>but the community is very cancerous
can't take the banter, don't like gossip, or talking about your ideal man, or about self improvement? when I lurked there, it seems like the perfect chan for women desu

that or you just like hanging out with us men :^)

>>39186198
What job is it? And yeah don't listen to those Anons, if you don't become friends with people in the first few days it's not going to happen, and it will just become increasingly more unlikely as time goes on. Like, "Wow, Anon just said something! I didn't know she could speak, hahah!" It's almost impossible to suddenly just change your character when it has already been established in that group. Just try harder next time at a new place.

>>39186195
lolcow is fine. I'm not surprised it's full of petty bitches and salt, but that's to be expected from a /girl/ board.

>>39186263
Hey fuck off man, she'll be fine. It took me about 3 months to open up at my first job and they still get excited when I go back there to get something.

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>>39186197
Both my sisters already have children and they talk about how "fulfilling" they are. I don't see it at all. There are already plenty of people have 2+ kids, I don't need to have one also. I'd be so happy saving my money, going on holidays every 6 months, having 0 responsibilities and living my life the way I want it, not losing 18 years to a money sucking demon.

>>39186208
I'd still be cautious when dating a trans, they can still want to adopt.

>>39186239
They have an entire board dedicated to talking about e-celebs. That really tells you all you need to know. I've found a few interesting threads over at /ot/ there but the majority of the site is awful and petty. I blame the /cgl/ influence.

>>39186328
What games and what anime?

>>39186317
A lot of people did but I don't see what that has to do with anything. I just have a lot of experience with this sort of thing.

>>39186208
>>39186328
Exchange contacts, I want you two to be happy together. Good luck!

How do even ugly women just collect orbiters that give them money? Play vidya?

I can't even succeed as a fembot/internet stacy.

>>39186351
Did you work retail or something? I always hear horror stories from jobs like that. I've never run into that shit anywhere I've worked.

>>39186359
>I can't even succeed as a fembot/internet stacy.
Are you looking for someone to give you money? I want to buy things for a cute fembot.

>>39186372
No, manual labor. I didn't mean that anyone hurt me or bothered me at work, I've always been well-respected and treated well. Doesn't change the fact that I can't socialize with normies though.

>>39186373
>I want to buy things for a cute fembot
Stop. You're the main attributor to the problem.

>>39186359
champ, just go right up to that manager, hand him your resume and give him a firm blowjob

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>>39186342
Main games are LoL / WoW / and RS3 - Although I play some games like Ark on Steam whenever I'm bored enough.
Favourite animes are Future Diary / Elfen Lied / Dragon Maid

>>39186239
>>39186372
some threads on /g/ are decent very inactive though. And you can't have discussions about things like hygiene/sex/etc on /cgl/ as far as I'm concerned.

If we had a female board, it wouldn't last long. but I feel like 4chan has a much more active community than 8ch or lolcow. /soc/ was a bad example, but honestly either way robots will get mad.

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Michelle is a cute 27-year-old whore. It says so right on her tattoos:

>>39186387
My dad has been doing similar stuff for 30 years and says there's no socializing because half of the people are unstable and/or doing hard drugs.

He's only met maybe three or four people in that time that he's ever gotten along with.

>>39186359
You must be a real bitch if you cant get someone to gift you anything at all. Treating people like human beans works, I get a small gift sometimes as thank yous and I dont even ask

t. also ugly

>>39186420
can't even do shit right i meant
>>39186195

>>39186328
adoption is a meme. why would i wanted to look after someone else's mentally ill child?

>>39186434
>My dad has been doing similar stuff for 30 years and says there's no socializing because half of the people are unstable and/or doing hard drugs.
That's a bit of an exaggeration but it's mostly true, at least the second part. Those guys socialize and banter lots. A few of them were fucking crazy though. There was even one guy who did a bit of coke before work and then went hard as fuck, working like a madman, that was funny. I can see how that could be fun.

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>>39186359
>Give people free shit all the time because I have more money than I know what to do with
>Always end up a little paranoid because of shit like this

I'd give it away anyway, but I don't want people thinking they're pulling a fast one on me

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>>39186427
>I Swallow Cum
>Fuck My Whore Ass
>Cum Slutt
>For Deposit Only

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>>39186504
Let's find out how this came about.

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>>39186526
I started the tattoo process during the time I was initially trying not to act out on my addiction

i met a girl on here a couple of months ago and she said that she liked me and she started doing sexual stuff together. it was great to have someone who cared about me but she said we should stop because we would never be together since we live so far away from eachother. i know she's right but i'm still sad about it. i haven't talked to her in about a month. i really miss her

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>>39186546
Since I was trying hard not to actually have sex with everyone I spoke to during a day, my sexual addiction came out in other ways.

>>39186547
Long distance stuff can be pretty rough. It works out if you meet fairly early on, but people are usually too scared to do that. If you put it off for too long that shit never works out.

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>>39186569
My mind could not, would not, and could not stop focusing on sex 24/7

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>>39186611
I was wet and turned on all day, every day

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>>39186634
My pussy ached so bad for attention that I could barely function

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>>39186654
My last job was an $80,000 a year position as a supervisor for RTD in Denver

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Fembots, l want to do this to you.

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>>39186683
I was fired for having sex with the people I supervised

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>>39186795
I found out I was known as the "pass around girl" by the bus drivers.

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>>39186899
It was not a term of endearment, I assure you. The term just sort of stuck, and that is often how I am referred to, and I often refer to myself as such

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>>39187040
Good for her for embracing her sexuality.

>>39186020
>all the nice ones i meet want kids

>been close enough to enough potential partners to know this much about them
>claims to be a fembot
>bot

why does every roastie pretend to be a robot

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>>39187231
A lot of you girls reading right now could take a lesson or two from Michelle, who I guarantee you knows how to please a man in bed

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>>39187307
Or in a Wendy's bathroom, janitor's closet, dark alley next to the dumpster, etc.

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>>39187348
I wouldn't about going overboard with the tattoos like her though, just one that says "Fuck My Whore Ass" should be enough

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>>39187405
Some body modification magazine interviewed her and published nude body shots, including a close-up of her vagina. It will leave you speechless.

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>>39187424
NOT SAFE FOR WORK: Michelle, The Pass Around Girl
Hell yeah I'd hit that.

:hump:

>>39186137
Do you have a throwaway or something? I want to talk.

I don't know what was happening but I'm glad it stopped.

>>39186547
What was her name? Where does she live?

I want the answer so I'll bump I've been up too long

>>39187460
What's this image suppose to convey? Same goes both ways with women

>gf gained 100 lbs and is constantly trying to diet/gym but falls off the train for that every 1-2 weeks and has been doing this for a year
>love her and dont want to break up, but being with her is less than Is hould have to settle for

fuck my life

>>39188957
>settle
Fuck you. Be a good friend/bf and help her stick to a regimen.

>>39188957
Damn, how did she gain so much weight? That's an insane amount.

>>39188984
Fuck you, you stupid autistic nigger. I've done literally everything I can do. I've been supportive of her the entire time and have set out diet/work out routines for her and also stepped back and let her take control. I gave her the ultimatum that if she doesn't start getting her life on track in a few months we'll break up, and nothing has changed. Fucking nothing works and it feels like shit that she rather put us through all this instead of just sticking to it.

>>39189005
Sounds like it's entirely your fault desu. You're a bad person and you'll never find any better than her.

remember to kys before you hit the wall, roastie

>>39189005
She prefers being lazy than have you be happy. Leave her, you need a nice fit Stacy

>>39183249
right

ROASTIES LEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE NOWWWWW youre making this shitty board even worse with your sardine flaps. females are not robots because....
THEY FEEL THE NEED TO SPECIFY GENDER
among other things like too high of standards can easily get a relationship and have all these beta faggots sucking your toes.

>>39189040
I would get mad from this but it's either a shitpost or you are literally retarded. I gave her like 11 fucking months of support before I even said anything significant.

>>39189060
Yeah, I have a feeling it'll eventually end that way, which is so shitty because I do love her and it'll make me seem like the bad guy.

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>>39188332
Email me your Discord? [email protected]

>>39188957
Feed her Adderall.

>>39189074
You are the bad guy, and you'll never find happiness without her. She'll end up killing herself, and hopefully you'll follow suit.

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what do women do all day?

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>>39189095
Why are you wasting your time posting this. Are you also a fat ass girl?

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Are there any girls in New Zealand with no standards who wants someone who will never cheat or leave them?

Hello, fellow fembots.
I think it would be interesting if we all discussed our anuses in this thread.

>>39189138
I'm a fembot and I want a boy to lick my butt.

>>39189083
I emailed you notice me

>>39189110
No I'm a skinny man. Fat girls are icky. But people that are so superficial about someone they "love" are ickier.

>>39189129
Are there girls in New Zealand, at all?

>>39189144
Shh you're making me look bad.

>>39189153
Once you become a non robot and get with a girl, after about 3-4 months you'll realize that if you aren't physically attracted to her that the relationship won't work long term.

This is especially a problem when your partner almost doubles their weight :^)

Hello would any girl like to be my friend
I'm not looking for a relationship, just friendship with the opposite sex. I'm a friendly person who will talk to you whenever you want! :)

>>39189170
>non robot
Oh, so you believe the "robot" meme. That explains a lot.
Shallow.

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>>39189143
>l'm a fembot and I want a boy to lick my butt.

>>39189153
o-okie..tfw ill never be notice

>>39189183
Tell me about yourself so I can see if we have anything in common.

>>39189153
>Are there girls in New Zealand, at all?

NZ is the roastie capital of the world.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/22444/Kiwi-women-most-promiscuous-in-the-world

>>39186418
I dont want kids either will you notice me?

>>39189206
He's a likely-depressed, female-attention-starved cuck, what more do you need to know?

>>39189206
I don't have many hobbies besides video games. I do love anime, music and movies though. I don't really have a job or go to school so I'm home alone all day. I like to think I'm a nice person as well

are there any belly fembots on /r9k/?

>>39182646
I can't fucking wait until you're all gone. We got rid of /soc/, we'll get rid of you eventually.

>>39189239
No, kys.

>>39189280
I can't wait until you "robots" are gone. You were never welcome here and you'll be purged soon.

>>39189100
Eat, vidya, sometimes masturbate, work
I don't live an eventful life

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>tfw qt submissive dude in my group of friends
>want nothing more than to dominate him and make him my bitch
>can't because I know he'd tell everyone
>if he told everyone, they'd think I was a slut
Fuck it hurts
Being a girl is awful

>>39189373
But you are a slut just for thinking that????

>>39189373
I tolk liek a girl if you wanna dom me bby

>>39189362
Sounds pretty eventful, actually. What vidya? How much do you masturbate? How old are you?

>>39189373
I don't think he'd tell. Give it a try.

>>39189392
Why is it ok for guys to want sex but not girls?

I just want to fuck something that will whimper when I get in top

>>39189432
I never said that. They're sluts also
You're just a big slut regardless

>>39189445
Don't be mean. She's not a slut for having a fetish.

>>39189432
>tfw ignored t-thanks

>>39189412
No it's really boring
I wrapped up replaying New Vegas so I'm playing Fallout 4 now, not really having a lot of fun but I'm bored
Maybe 1-2 times a week
I'm 20

Fembots never have and never will exist. No matter how ugly or pathetic a woman in this thread believes she is, there is a 100% guarantee that a robot will want them.

>>39189412
I know he would, he likes talking about things like that

>>39189408
Idk what this means

>>39189208
Actually the most promiscuous girls are in Finland. That article just cherrypicked countries and randomly left out others.

>>39189432
>I just want to fuck something that will whimper when I get on top

as a sub i must say what a turn-on

>>39189501
Dammit smol, go to sleep. I thought it might be you, but I was hoping you were getting some well-needed rest. Let me talk to someone else for a change. :(((

>>39189515
It means just hmu cutie im exactly what you want

>>39189373
>"""""fembot""""" complaining about her ease of access to cock while trying to maintain her image

fuck off

>>39189558
YOU'RE NOT THE GUY I WANT THOUGH, I JUST WANT TO DOM HIM

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>>39183033
done just diet fatty, work out as well.

loosing weight alone won't make you healthy

>>39189598
Oh okie... sorry for bugging you then

>>39189598
Why not ask him out and try to make it lead there? Or is this a purely sexual thing?

>>39189644
You should be sorry

God damnit this makes me want to erp
I'm going to go masterbate and sleep because I know I will never comfortably fuck my friend

>>39189669
b-bye i wish you luck..><

>>39189658
I'm not sure desu. I wouldn't want a serious relationship. He's sweet and really nice and insanely dom-able but I don't want a serious relationship with anyone.

>>39189688
Who said it had to be serious?

That being said from the sounds of it he would probably get attached if it led anywhere.

>>39189710
He would
He talks about being lonely a lot and how he wants a girlfriend
I don't want to be his girlfriend, I want to be his goddess.... But only in the bedroom.

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h-hey fembots
lets post our NUDES haha

>>39189688
>insanely dom-able
What makes him insanely dom-able?
t. want to be dominated

Femanons
Why do you do that thing where you poke at your boobs with tweezers, it's gross and completely unflattering.

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>>39184470
I learned this feel years ago, it really fucked up my self esteem in 2008-9 and desu I don't think I fully got over it

>>39189764
I've never heard of nor seen that.

>>39189768
Stop being not white. Kill yourself if you have to.

>>39189763
He's sweet and funny, but gets quiet when I get really close to him or hug him. He does things when I ask him to and I can easily coax him into doing anything I want him to do. You can see a submissive personality from a mile away.

We had a drunk talk recently and he mentioned how he's usually not the dominant one in relationships

It made me want it even more

>>39184470
lol same haha

>>39184470
If it makes you feel any better I'm white and they still ghost me.

>>39189796
>He mentioned how he's usually not the dominant one in relationships

I thought you were just hesitant because you weren't sure if he was into it. The fuck are you waiting for then?

>>39189796
You sound like a fucking normie normo desu

>>39189825
I just don't want him to talk about it with our group of friends
He has a big mouth

>>39189840
I wish, I wouldn't care so much if I was a normie

Normie friends don't care about their friend's sexual activities

Are there any black/brown fembots here.

>>39189854
>I just don't want him to talk about it with our group of friends
>He has a big mouth
Just seduce him and abuse him into being your loyal pet, idiot

>She's a femanon
>She's American
>She has a bad relationship with one or both parents
>She has borderline personality disorder and/or bipolar disorder
>She plays video games, but only Steam/PC
>She has a low sex drive and only masturbates a couple times a month, if that
>She ghosts most of the people she adds within a week

What else?

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>>39189854
I could think of worse secrets to get leaked in between friends. If you want it bad enough you'll just tell them to mind their own business if/when they find out.

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>>39182646
bout to get my period i think and i got cystic acne on my chin due to hormonal imbalance i wanna die

>>39189988
Why are girls so preoccupied with their appearance when they can easily get a bf regardless?

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>>39185873
Why do you niggerfaggots feel the need to tell everyone what gender you are I don't even mind that girls visit this fucking board but do you really need an entire thread revolving around "me me me"? Honestly you complete wastes don't even produce any noteworthy content it's always some absurdly gross bullshit you all have in common. It's not even funny gross stuff it's gross shit like you people eating clotted vagina blood or having zits on your tits. I hope all fembots choke on a thousand baby chodes and don't die but suffer at least ten minutes nonstop of choking horribly on baby dicks. You are all on the same level as tripfags,orbiters, and first time poster soccer moms. The brony faggots contribute more to this board than you double niggers do.

>>39190002
Maybe they don't want some random guy that's only with them because they have a vagina?

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>>39189988
The human body truly is a disgusting thing when you think about it. This applies to both men and women.

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>>39190021
Any girl can get a better guy than she deserves.

>>39190034
That's not true my guy. Some girls deserve the perfect man that doesn't exist. Don't throw around overgeneralizations.

>>39190067
>Some girls deserve the perfect man

>>39190002
it has nothing to do with my appearance, have you ever had cystic acne? that shit hurts

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>>39190034
>live in Los Angeles area

fucking kill me

>>39183527
women should be welcome everywhere vaginas are so cool and equality is fun :)

>hirsutism
>only one breast is that hairy
>other one has just a few sparse hairs

at least i dumped a bunch of money into getting my face lasered so i don't have 5 o'clock shadow 24/7. but geez, i can't afford that all over.

>>39190727
Rip anon.
Have you tried nair or anything like that? Do you have hair ON your nipples?

>>39190781
Not on nipples. Just imagine a 17 year old guy's chest hair. Prominent, but light. Now expand his chest to have boobs. There you go.
Except the left one isn't that hairy. Right one is a beast.

I tried to use nair on my face years ago. Didn't seem to have much effect. I'd have to use a lot of the stuff, though.
>male-patterned hair growth on stomach
>hairy arms
>hairy legs that grow back fast
>forest of a buttcrack
>hairy toes
>hairy knuckles (light, but it's there)

>>39190847
Aw that sucks, I'm sorry. How old are you? How's your pussy situation?

>>39190847
You could make a killing selling fetish pics.

>>39186020
I don't want kids either, do you live in Canada?

>>39190865
25.
Normal??? Probably grows faster than normal but I mean... it's normal for that to be hairy, so I don't really know what more to say there.

>>39190916
But that's lewd and sinful.

>>39191198
Do you shave it? When did you start growing hair there? Will you post a picture of it?

>tfw crush on Chad
>can't stop the intrusive porno fantasy thoughts about him

>>39190727
Now this is a condition I can find worthy to classify a girl as a robot.

>tfw Chad's dick was under 8" so he had to go

>>39191198
I'm sorry that I made you uncomfortable with my questions.

>>39191735
Bonus points:
In women with autism, we should see higher rates of polycystic ovary syndrome - characterized by delayed puberty, irregular menstrual cycles and hirsutism (excess bodily hair) - because the syndrome is also associated with higher levels of prenatal testosterone. We should also see gender variance and higher rates of tomboyism. And we should see masculinized 2D:4D (the ratio of the second to the fourth digit length) measures, because this correlates with high prenatal testosterone.

Fucking female autism turns you into a man.

>>39186418
whats ur rsn?

>>39183940

But her favorite snack is alsways in her face already

>>39183196
I live in Oslo