/Britfeels/

First for losing motor control in my hands.

>>39185323
Sounds alright then lad
Guess you genuinely just aren't into that scene. What else would you have wanted to do otherwise?

trsif orf gnols otomr lortco ni ym sands

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Tildes legs so dreamy lads haha x

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lol haha am I a girl yet

>>39185444
The kind of bend in in a way that I'm not used to seeing.

Would still caress though.

>>39185444
I think I'm finally getting over my affection for men pretending to be girls posting anime avatars on anonymous forums on the internet. I've realised that all the pics are totally cherry picked. It probably took him 1000 tries to get that one cute one. Look at the way he poses, pandering. Look at how the pic is a very small view with a lot hidden. Concealment, deception!

See ya later suckers, Tilde Orbiter 2 is out

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>>39185317
I have eaten nothing but chicken kievs for the past 4 days. I'm down to 70 quid, and I kinda want to go get some snackaroos, but the SPAR down the road is basically daylight robbery, and I'd lose another tenner of that, just on a few biccies.

Any more of this, and I might actually have to get a job. Not sure if 70 quid can last until christmas. 3, 4 months?

Ah, well. Post waifus.

take the trash away to >>>/int/ please

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>>39185621
>Post waifus
mate it's a bit early for that don't you think

>>39185666
>early

I think you mean late, lad. I've got to pull another all nighter. I blame factorio for my issues sleeping.

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>>39185621
Can't you order stuff like biccies online?

Iggy Pop - The Idiot is not the best album of 1977 but up there definitely.

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>>39185621
Nico for best waifu

>>39185752
I suppose I could, but that would entail delivery costs and such. Probably end up making it more expensive than it would be down at the SPAR.

>>39185772
>best waifu

There isn't a single best waifu, anon, just a selection of waifus that happen to be best for different people

>>39185805
darn you and your well balanced reply

>>39185831
When it comes to waifus, balanced and calm replies are important.

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I feel so very poorly this morning.

Quite unfortunate.

>>39186001
You woke up at a reasonable time though so that's an improvement of sorts at least

>>39186001
Then go back to sleep, idiot.

>>39186034

You would be right, I'm happy in that regard.

>>39186121
I hope you feel better later then, try getting a shower and or some fresh air perhaps even if it's just sitting outside secluded it usually helps me

>>39185924
I think we need that image of the round table -
" Discussing trips " and everyone is wild
" Discussing waifus " everyone is ordered,gentlemanly and diplomatic

>>39186281
It's generally a bad idea to pick slapfights with the tripfags. It gets everyone angry and generally leads to uncomfyness, which, ironically, is the very point you'd make with that.

>>39186281
Shut the fuck up, your thread is shit, and always will be.

>>39186358
It all comes full circle

Does anyone want to hear my 2 cents on left wing politics and antifa, and how it relates to the kind of "red-pilled" people that browse 4chan?

>>39186548
Britpol does I'm sure

>>39186548
>politics in /britfeel/

Fucking no.

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good morning Iaddos

Going to go lie in bed and fantasize about the life I'll never have and the people I'll never love or be loved by until I fall asleep.

Night niggers.

I've lurked for over a year and I always see this image. Wtf does this shit mean. I get it, it's August. I just don't get the rest. Any faggot want to clarify a /mu/tant?

>>39186753
The britfeels lore is deep
You should lurk more and you would figure it out in no time

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Good morning, anons! I was hoping I would feel better when I woke up but that does not seem to be the case. With a bit of luck it will not ruin the whole day

What have you got planned for this comfy Sunday then anons? I wish it was raining for maximum comfy desu. I do hope you can enjoy yourselves

Someone buy me Steam games please

I really want The Division and it's on sale

>>39187122
What's got you feeling so bad?

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Tonight, I'm thinking about the importance of hope and having something to look forward to.

On the surface this seems quite simple: having a goal to work towards, and having a reason to believe things will get better, help us to avoid mental and emotional entropy, the feeling of purposelessness and futility. A more interesting question is: why? Why do we need to set ourselves goals to avoid entropy? Why are humans not content to simply 'exist'?

This is something I believe actually has deep connotations. The question holds secret knowledge relating to the core human nature. To fully understand it we must first presume that the universe and life is pointless in an objective sense. This is not necessarily a bad thing, it is just something we should acknowledge in order to move on to the next step. Isn't it remarkable then that we humans mentally degrade if we do not have at least the illusion of purpose?

I'm thinking of the animal kingdom; do any other animals behave like this? As far as I know, every other animal seems content focusing solely on survival and reproduction. Even those animals in captivity do not seem to require constant stimulation to anywhere near the same degree that humans do. This suggests that our mental restlessness is linked to our intelligence. I still don't know exactly why we are built this way though.

What I do believe though is that the total absence of objective purpose means that subjective purpose is by default the supreme meaning of life. We are truly the masters of our own destiny; whatever we say the meaning of life is becomes undeniably and irrevocably true. There are some links between this and hedonism, which I may go into later. As of now, hedonism (the philosophical school of thought, not necessarily just 'degenerate' indulgent behaviour) seems true to me. I don't know very much about philosophy but I'd love to learn more.

Isn't all that fascinating?

I meant to post this during the night but procrastinated

>>39187191
>doesn't post his username
username?

>>39187508
steamcommunity.com/id/imacatboy

buy me the division and dlc pls so we can play together

>tfw have replayed this at least 20 times in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ik-7esi9U

Only god can judge me

>>39187356
The realisation that those around me perceive me as a failure and I'm quite paranoid and worried about my personality

How are you?

>>39187508
Steady on there lad, we haven't got his willy pics yet

>>39187617
Trust me normalfags don't think anything of anyone past superficial shit when talking to them. They just breeze through life without giving a second thought to 90% of the people they see. Keep your chin up lass.

>how are you
Shattered.

whats the best stress relief toy on amazon UK lads?

>>39187617
>The realisation that those around me perceive me as a failure and I'm quite paranoid and worried about my personality
what're you doing to improve pal?

>>39187670
most likely a flashlight or a dildo lad.

Why do all waifuposters post stuff that you'd expect a 14 year old scene girl to post on Tumblr

>>39187650
Thank you, that's actually very reassuring to hear. You keep trying your best too

>shattered

Do you work nights then lad?

>>39187678
I'm planning on starting to study for my uni course and I think I'll snatch up a bigger contract at work if the opportunity arises. I'm trying to change my mindset to improve my personality but that's easier said than done

why are the new tripfags all so quiet

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How come nobody added me to buy me steam games?

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>meet 2 girls at the start of the year
>interested in both
>one becomes gf, other becomes a close friend
>gf broke up with me about 2 months ago
>been feeling like shit and trying to get over it
>now me and close friend girl are confused about if we like each other romantically or not
>don't know if I'm just trying to fill the void because deep down still have feelings for ex too

what do
is it a good idea to enter a new relationship when you still aren't over your ex?

>>39187772
because they have a warped idea of what femininity is

>>39187803
it was a prank lad, why would I give you my money

>>39187805
R9k is a really bad place to ask for advice on girls

>>39187815
Because the brief spark of generosity that translate into another person being happy is the only dim light that would light up your mind, which is otherwise dead inside.

>>39187805
No because it'll eventually come back to you when your new gf finds out you're still in love with your ex. People don't want to be lonely, so they'll fill that gap as quickly as possible which is the biggest mistake you can make. You can try and explain to your friend that you still aren't over your ex and would like to wait a bit. This can go two ways, she starts to move on from you and finds someone else or she finds it commendable and waits. Or the next option, you don't mention it at all, and shut down all her advances without explaining why and she eventually grows to hate you and moves onto someone else. Or of course finally, you just date her without explaining your feelings for your ex and it either goes well and she never finds out or it crashes and burns but this time you won't have a backup option

>>39187881
What if she knows already and is potentially okay with it but that doesn't stop it from being a potential relationship ending issue later on if it doesn't go away

>>39187900
If she says it doesn't bother her she's lying. It may not now but a year or so down the line when you're still obsessing over the old girl, it'll get to her as to why she isn't as good as your ex or that you don't love her

I'm living with 4 girls next year at uni, what should I expect? I'm already friends with them all, so I think it'll be fine.

If there's drama I think it'll just make it more interesting to live there, living with 4 guys would be insanely boring, I might go mad.

>>39187938
I'm in the same boat next month, 4 girls and 1 other guy in my uni room. I lived with 5 girls when I was abroad and they were messy cunts. Look forward to dirty tampons and makeup all over the bathroom

>>39187938
>living with girls
>>39187805
>having a gf
This place is overrun with normies

>>39187938
is it just four girls and you?
did you grow up with a sister or are you completely new to having to do shit like share a bathroom with a girl?

lads what would happen if i swallowed a battery

I'm currently in the middle of a three way with two 10/10 girls and I need advice.

Do I cum inside of one of them and make her sit on the other's face so she can eat the cum out of her pussy, or do I just have them both kneel down in front of me so I can spray my load all over their tits?

I'm conflicted because covering both of them in my cum sounds really hot, but the feeling of emptying my nuts inside a tight pussy eclipses that many times over, but the girl who didn't get any cum would feel left out.

What do?

>>39187952
Well one of them is kind of a clean freak so hopefully she'll keep the others in line

>>39187969
I kind of like having girls around, being surrounded by guys gets very dull

>>39187972
Yeah it's just the 5 of us. And no I'm an only child.

>>39187997
how does one male have sex with two girls at once?

>>39187996
Asuming you didn't choke you would probably get very ill from toxins

>>39188006
are you prepared to be walked in on while wanking?

>>39188006
>being surrounded by guys gets very dull
Yeah lad having to take sides when they argue over the most inane shit is very fun

>>39188023
I'm sure they'll knock first

>>39188037
>oh waaah I HAVE to take sides please don't hurt me
>he lets himself get pushed around by girls

>>39188037
This, also be prepared for them to hold year long grudges against you for stuff you don't even know you did

>>39188061
>I'm sure they'll knock first
wew how naive can you be

>>39188061
>comes onto /r9k/ to ask about advice on girls
>calls others pushovers

fucking lmao

>>39188070
Not a big deal if (when) it happens. She just quickly closes the door, we laugh it of, doesn't really matter honestly.

>>39188065
I'm a clean, considerate housemate. If they hold grudges over unreasonable bullshit I won't care.

>>39188061
Don't pick a side and they all hate you. Welcome to women

>>39188116
>She just quickly closes the door, we laugh it of,
How can one man be this retarded, it's like you've never even spoke to a girl

>>39188101
>>39188117
Have you ever been friends with girls that aren't your sisters? Also they aren't stuck up cunts, they're nice and reasonable people.

>>39188132
Tell me what happens then.

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>>39188145
>they're nice and reasonable people.

This is some never level beta bait. Thanks lad you gave me a right chuckle

>>39188157
I guess I shouldn't be asking for opinions on girls from raging incels

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>>39188145
>Also they aren't stuck up cunts, they're nice and reasonable people.
You're in for a rude awakening kid. Have you even ever had a girlfriend? Your knowledge on them is none existent

>>39188185
No. I haven't. So what? You're all just angry little men who don't show women the respect they derseve.

>>39187797
No. I'm just in the middle of working 3 months without a day off. Feel like absolute death.

>>39188185
>Have you even ever had a girlfriend?
I've had 3, also >>39188180

>>39188194
faggot

>>39188011
by being a turbonormie and a chad

>When your licence fee gets spent on feminist propaganda

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36014901

>>39188206
I mean physically, what are the mechanics of it? One gets dicked and the other gets fingered?

>>39188199
Oh man. Arising to the defense of women who are going to just make you their little cuck friend to meet your chad friends and fuck them while you're listening in the other room wishing it was you.

>>39188199
>>39188223
It's obviously bait lads

>>39188212
This could actually be seen as being pro-nationalism because her life was better in the UK. All those feminist who say that are oppressed in the UK are very ignorant, the UK is one of the best counties for womens' rights

how long does a 75ml tube of toothpaste last one person?

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Well there's the phone call from work that will officially ruin my day today.

Always at least on Sunday a month.

>>39188317
going on 15 years

>>39188212
Why are British people expats, but everyone else is an immigrant?

>>39188387
Because British people don't give up their British citizenship because British citizenship is golden.
Immigrants throw away their old citizenship for a chance of a British one.

That's the difference between expats and immigrants.

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Why do people's family members at work seem to get sick and/or die all at the same time?

We've got 3 people off due to family members dying.

>>39188496
My dad's died 3 times now

>>39188496
Are they from Barcelona

>>39188523
Pakistan i think

I can't remember the last time I haven't been awake until sunrise. Feeling sleepy now lads

>>39188496
There was a lad in my highschool who said his nan was ill constantly, even said she died about 4 times and tried to use it get a girl to get with him

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White girls carrying beautiful mixed-race babies edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys won't DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>39188688
Where you been Andrew?

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Don't mind me lads, just the peak of british engineering coming through

My burps taste of vomit lads haha

Gonna instigate a new rule at work I think, if I get bothered on a weekend someone is getting sacked.

Pwease someone buy me a game :(

my heart really hurts

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>>39188688
Felt the need to watch the whole thing through.

anyone got serial experiments lain gifs they could share?

My friends live in Sheffield, but some girl I've been chatting with who I met through one of my friends lives down in Ipswich. Where should I move to?

>>39189136
bangledesh

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>norman neighbors out partying last night
>sleeping off hangovers now
>been hovering the rooms with the dividing walls
>playing loud christian music
>doing DIY with a hammer and drill
>I started at 7am

That will teach them to stop their degenerate behavior!

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So I looked up that Gingers Have Souls rant guy randomly and turns out he became a chick last year.

Fucking trannies get everywhere.

>>39188875
How much? What game?

Some shit cunt who hates her job was giving me shit at the shops. I asked her who the fuck she thinks she is and she almost imploded.

>>39189227
Post tranny pics to laugh at pls

>>39189188
>been hovering
is you magik?

Won a fiver in the lottery lads, then just won a quid on and instant game. The lad who gave me the numbers, I owe it to him that I'll keep on wasting money on it. Maybe a miracle will happen?

>>39189313
https://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCab

>>39189455
If you're mtf arent you supposed to live as feminine as possible? Shouldn't he shave his pube beard a bit more often?

>>39189455
Aw, it's a shame it's a joke

Woke up depressed today, has happened a good few times the past months. It's gotten worse to the point I spend a lot of mornings lying in bed for hours thinking about how I hate my life and considering whether I shouldn't eat today, because I guess that seems edgy in my head and would be self-punishment because I hate myself.

There's really so little to feel happy about with my current state. I'm watching some of Jordan Peterson's videos and while I can relate to what he says very well it also makes me feel even worse when I can relate to the fucking Columbine shooters or a serial killer because that's the mindset I have at the moment. That and when he talks about "extremely depressed people" where everything seems to prove you're a failure and should jump off a bridge. Literally has been my thought process for weeks now.

>>39189312
This happened to me a while ago. I overheard her say to her colleague 'I bet he's here for more drink again'. Went to her to get served and said I don't appreciate her saying that about me and people working in a supermarket aren't in a position to judge. She got fucking pissed and ranted about how she's a single mother and I just laughed and left. Called up the manager when I got home and I haven't seen her there since

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How will trannies ever compete?

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Police have got involved with my Greggs lads

>>39188197
What job have you got lad? I imagine it's 3 on 3 off type of thing

>>39189511
Sorry to hear that lad, you need to try and eat something even if it's only a little. I can't do much but you're more than welcome to vent to us anon

>>39189532
Which one is the tranny haha?

>>39189511
I feel the same but it seems to be years af feeling like that not months. Everday I walk past a bridge where people have killed themselves. I've been and stood in the spot where they landed and stood there a bit thinking about how many people had found their escape there.

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>>39189557
Tilde I performed an x-ray on your picture and found out that you have a very masculine penis. How does it feel?

>>39189282
The Division! It's on sale!

>tfw tilde calls your waifu a tranny
Off to cri. Prefers submissive tilde tbqh

>>39189599
Haha

It's very small tbqh anon

>>39189532
is this the end goal?
this is why healthy males tank their endocrine system and put their psyche through turmoil, just to pose in girls clothes for a low quality picture of the waist down?

what the actual fuck is wrong with people

>>39189629
Of complaining tbqh, more qts for me and less competition

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This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

>>39189601
Get a job or some bennies you freeloader

>>39189371
Yes, my vacuum cleaner doubles as a broomstick like on hocus pocus.

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>>39189599
What's the difference between a masculine penis and a feminine?

>>39189666
Go away satan! Stop being mean!

I just want a nice anon to give me a game!

Just inhaled a bunch of spray paint while painting lads.

>>39189734
One's like Dipsy and the other one is like Tinky Winky

>>39189782
Haha you fuckin nutter! You gettin off your tits?

>>39189734
Do you think tilde put eye liner round his japs eye to make it look more feminine?
>>39189782
EBIN IS PAINTING HIS WALL SMUG SEPTEMBER INC

>>39189557
Post your bulge lass x

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Went back to my old work today. It's been three weeks and already no cunt recognises me. Good to know where you stand eh lads

>>39189734
All I can think regarding this debate is that people see a shaved cock and balls as feminine
obviously these people have never seen a woman (female)'s bush

maybe porn IS causing serious fucking damage

>>39189612
>It's very small tbqh anon
I'm going to require proofs tilde

>>39189805
nah I bet he puts lipstick round it like a mouth, then pulls and squeezes his bell end so it looks like it's talking to him

>the grill that was Po in the Teletubbies is of Hong Konger descent and not filthy Chinese descent
Suck my dick Xi

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Tilde, we would like to reach out for comment regarding the cross dressing stance of your genitalia

>>39185444
This pic gets me riled up lads.
Imagine kissing your way up those thighs desu
Tilde you should do squats and get a nice little butt to compliment it all too

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Doing a new aquarium today lads.

scared of going to work
scared of eating dinner
scared of going to sleep
scared of riding my motorbike
just need to die, sharpish

>>39189956
why are you scared of riding your motorbike.

>>39185444
Ah, the first shameful erection of the day.

>>39189913

Ugyher detected

>>39189979
you better not have let it go to waste
turn that shameful erection into a shameful wank

>>39189913
Oh wonderful I used to keep fish too, what size tank and cold water, tropical or salt water?

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Wear a suit and tie

>>39189991
Y-yes sir I'll get right on it

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>>39189999

DO NOT LISTEN TO XI WHEN HE GETS 9999 QUADS

DO NOT LISTEN TO XI WHEN HE GETS 9999 QUADS

>>39189968
it's running on one cylinder, only reaches 35mph on flats and 20mph on inclines
front brake working at maybe 30%
rear brake 0%
front brake is binding
wheels lock in the rain
starter motor sticks, have to bump it
indicator cancel button doesn't work properly

it's just a nightmare being on the road on it
and very, very, stupidly dangerous

Haha nothing to do with tilde
http://www.strawpoll.me/13747252

>>39189999
i will be doing next saturday. got my step brothers wedding to go to and i insisted on getting a suit for it
>>39190011
i already have the suit, just a happy coincidence
>>39190022
>and very, very, stupidly dangerous
but yet you wrote
>just need to die, sharpish

>>39189993
18"x24" just a nano. Planted with Co2.

Going to keep celestial pearl danio

>>39190046
ploughing into a woman and her child driving to tesco to pick up baby food at 11 at night isn't a very noble way to go out

how much of a dick are you?

>>39190060
not that much. you could go out at 4 in the morning and plow into a wall
ok, maybe i am a bit of a dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf6qnX4rmDU

Nice way to start your day

>>39190072
I'm not gonna ride this death trap if I don't have to
I don't enjoy it
scratch that, I fucking hate it, I'm sure I've mentioned that already

>>39190030
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13747252
It was inspired by tilde but the fap was ultimately a mother fetish thing so super heterosexual

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Teeheehee the hung over normans are not happy about my cleaning up and DIY!

Currently have this playing very loudly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xACZHv-sLCg

>>39190096
you have mentioned it. and i get that, i really do. i was just pointing out the fact you said you wanted to die, and you've the means to do it.

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>>39185444
My legs look cute if I cover them up in tights and a jumper too desu
It's the cross dressing konami code

>>39190116
I'm aware of that too
anyone who knows what a motorcycle is is aware of it, unless they're clinically retarded which you seem to think I am, and I don't appreciate that

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Anyone else just lost it?

I don't even care about getting a gf, going to uni, getting a job, making friends anymore

I just want to rot away in my bedroom and die

>>39190126
Even if I could look girly/cute if I wore my oversized hoodies and sisters leggings, and I'm masc as fuck.

>>39190115
brilliant. i remember speaking to an anon some time ago who enjoyed annoying the normie neighbours. he only used his washing machine and stuff on a certain day due to the cost of the electric or something.
give em a bit of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57yMKDJtJ70

>>39190150
Prove it then nigger

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>>39190126
>>39185444

It's like everyone's forgetting what girls' legs actually look like. Take note of the shape difference.

>>39190153
haha that was me too, Sundays are our British gas free time so lots of chores get done starting early in the morning.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57yMKDJtJ70
Thanks, playing it right after moonlight shadow has finished!

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>>39185621
>Not sure if 70 quid can last until christmas. 3, 4 months?
Might be a little bit tight lad, I hope you don't have to pay rent out of that.

>>39185752
This is a very qt waifu

>>39190134
actually i don't, and i'm sorry you feel that way, it'd probably be me that's the clinically retarded 1 in this conversation.

Fucking love going bankrupt lads. I've cleared off 30 grand and nobody even came round to take my TV away. They seem to think that putting my name up online as bankrupt will matter in some way. It's amazing how little my life has changed except now I don't have to make payments towards debt. I highly recommend it, 5/5.

>>39190180
1 more, nice and high pitched, perfect for a sunday hangover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQFe9QIoTM

>>39190224
Coming up! The nasty fuckers have left beer bottles in their garden and it looks so messy.

Might leave songs of praise on later when I go out.

>>39190126
Stop I already blew it to tilde lad

>>39189557
>>39189581
Oh it's been years for me too, just with a break in the middle where I was super fat and eating myself to death. I have no gf obviously, incel khv at 24, and I have almost no friends, broke, family losing house, and I regret almost everything. I say almost but there's nothing I can think of I'm happy about.

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Why aren't you NEETs involved in Crypto?

Pic related. This was 10k 6 months ago and I've made many many mistakes along the way

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>>39190149
You don't need to need these things, but if you really didn't need them you wouldn't feel depressed and wanting to "rot away in my bedroom and die", which means you actually care.

Get a hold of yourself, tool.

>>39190183
>I hope you don't have to pay rent out of that.
Nah, I'm living with mummy.

>>39190278
I don't gamble, and I'm financially secure right now.

>>39190278
I don't understand it and can't into math.

>20 quid in my multibit wallet
>the fucker won't open
baaaaaalls

>>39190278
Because for every success there's 1,000 failures.

>>39190278
2poor2sparemoney

Last time I considered doing crypto BTC was at about $360 per unit. Of course I was too much of a lazy ass and coward to actually do anything about that.

>>39190178
>Not realising that trap aesthetics are primarily inspired by anime and therefore a boyish/ androgynous femininity
The boy's a fool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bekjJoGl5k

A little different from many of their other track, this is one from their first studio album. Already showing a hell of a lot of promise as a band, they stomped down the album to release a variety of songs with different styles. And this is one of them.

>>39190296
lurk on /biz/ instead of wallowing in self pity here

Are Open University degrees worth anything or is it all a meme?

I sort of like the idea of being able to get a degree from the comfort of my room without all the nonsense in having to move across the country and pay loads more money to live around noisy cunts. I'm self employed and work online so it would also mean I won't have to leave my job, just scale back my output depending on how many hours I'm required to put in for study.

>>39190353
It depends on what degree you go for to be honest.

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>>39185621
>Any more of this, and I might actually have to get a job

Lad have I got just the job for you

>>39190353
They're on par with most ex polytechnic unis in terms of status. Enough to get you a job in the field at least.

>>39190353
It's legit and you get the equivalent degree, just in a different environment. Usually takes longer though, like 5 years instead of 3. I also suppose the support during the degree is different because it isn't as intensive.

Pretty good though, but depends on your situation really. Can be more convenient, but a standard course could save a lot of time and get you earning big bucks sooner than later.

Got an interview for a job at a call centre full time. Any anons here ever worked at one, how long working there until I will lose the will to live?

>>39190353
>I'm self employed and work online

Doing what?

That sounds pretty ideal.

>>39190418
The first month or so is the easiest money you'll ever make. It's all training and you're allowed to fuck up for weeks after you go live. After that it depends on the place but they're all mad about stats. I'd say six months is the average time people stay for, just enough to get experience for an office job where you don't get told off for going for a shit.

>>39190278
>risking your net worth on a fucking shitcoin
lmfao

>>39190391
Apparently you have a really high chance of death, so it does seem to be right up my alley.

>>39189557
>I imagine it's a 3 on 3 off type of thing
You imagine wrong. Just a normal job but at am extremely busy time of year while the schools and unis are out.

>>39190455

>implying OMG is a shitcoin

How do I get on spaz bennies, lads? I'm on ESA but how do I get on the full thing?

Note: I genuinely need it, it's just a gruelling process to get it and I get pretty much 0 help.
I have severe depression, anxiety and shchizo (though schizo not diagnosed but it runs in family and i definitely have it)

My life is in ruins from not receiving proper help. It seems all the people who are ill with "bad back" get all the help and the people who genuinely need it don't.

So what do I have to do? Turn up to a mental place? Go nuts in public? What?

>>39190477
Have a freakout in the citizens advice bureau

>>39185317
What's uni like lads? Heading in about a week

>>39190477
>My life is in ruins from not receiving proper help
if you want to get better then go to your doctor, not the fucking job center you parasite

>>39190493
it's like school accept it financially ruins you as well as mentally

>>39190484
Don't think that would help
>>39190500
ESA isn't the Job Centre, you dumb cunt. I've been to the doctors but they didn't take it seriously because everyone is "depressed and anxious", so I got basically no help other than "here take these numbers"

>>39190477
I am just going to give you one piece of advice: Whatever happens, whether you get help or not, never, and I say NEVER, let them drug you or intern you in a psych center.

Psychiatric drugs damage the brain and ruin lives.

>>39190520
Can't you just refuse to take them?

What do you NEETs do day to day? Give me a schedule.

Also, what do your rooms/battlestations look like?

>>39190513
if you want sympathy then get a disease that people can see

you're just another prick looking to get money for doing fuck all, and you can't prove otherwise

>>39190546
>disease that people can see
Not everything is visible, like my autism for example.

>>39190541
Live in temporary accommodation after being homeless and royally arse fucked by the system

>>39190546
Don't think I am, mate. Hearing voices and having hallucinations isn't "looking for money". The irony is of course that benefits pays fucking nothing anyway, the most you can get is what, 700 quid a month? You think a mentally sound person can't earn more than that?
Kill yourself for being a dumb fuck

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>TFW want to drink every day but afraid of becoming addicted

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>mfw back to being a NEET WITH lots of savings to get comfy on.

Play the wage game for 6 months, save it all then leave. Its worth it, I'll be comfy around Christmas as well with no job to turn up for.

>>39190568
I fear i'm too late for that. off up to my cousins for some food with her and her family, i'm sat here thinking of what beers to get. i'll be only 1 drinking

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>>39190529
If they prescribe them to you and you got to take them at home you can just throw them away and pretend you're taking them (or even better, sell them ;^)), but if they intern you in a psych center they will force the drugs in your organism whether you like it or not.

Do not let them fool you, those places are not there to help you, they are fucking worse than Guantanamo. They can and WILL torture you under the name of "therapy" and can do pretty much whatever the fuck they want to you, they'll beat you, rape you do what they want and when you complain to your family they'll just say you're crazy and you're just making it all up. Since you're the guy interned in a psych your credibility is basically zero.

Please read the following article that highlights the scam of psychiatry:
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2017/02/jon-rappoport/number-one-mind-control-program-us-colleges/

Skip the political stuff at the beginning (which you might or might not agree with) and go to the part where there is the actual testimonials of people that have been in psychiatrics and their experiences. I shat bricks when I first read it, and so will you.

>>39190566
>Hearing voices and having hallucinations isn't "looking for money"
no, trying to get "spaz bennies" is
keep up with your own bullshit you dozy cunt

>>39190612
Yes, because that is what the system is there for. To help people who need it. I've paid in more than I've ever taken, you stupid motherfucker. Go cry to mummy and daddy and have them pay rent for you

>>39190626
is that you projecting?
and the worst thing you can think of is leeching off parents instead of the government

the fucking state of you lad
shizophrenia is the least of your problems

>>39190248
don't you mean lass I'm a girl teehee silly boys :3

>>39190566
> Live in temporary accommodation after being homeless and royally arse fucked by the system

What happened?

When's a reasonable time to start smoking weed? Should I take a day off?

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Fuck me lads. I've checked my post for the first time in over a week.

I've only won the postcode lottery. I'll have a grand in my bank in the next 28 days!

>>39190668
Just before going to work.

Was just watching some big booty joi, lads, but I farted and the smell suddenly made her ass extremely unattractive. Wank ruined

>>39190673
Excellent, good for you lad

>>39190668
>When's a reasonable time to start smoking weed?

never

>>39189557
>Which one is the tranny haha?
if this is ironicposting 10/10 if it isn't 11/10

>>39190030
>no duplicate checking

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I lost my virginity a couple days ago. My brother's friend's ex was staying for a few days cuz homeless. We smoked weed and drank, then we banged. Didn't get far since ex was coming around, but I lost it.

She she slept here last night too, I still had drink left over so she asked for it. Turns out she's stopped taking her anti-depressants and shouldn't be drinking. Didn't know shit about her before so I didn't know any of this. I feel like I took advantage of her now. What do /britfeel/?

>>39189782
Sounds like you're a mediocre decorator

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Bennis! Mighty Bennis!
Engorged ebony member of disillusionment!
Thrust hard! Lusty! Wilful!
In old granny's vagina hole!

>>39190826
Either we have free will and she chose to do it, or else everything is pre-determined and it was inevitable you would bang.

Hurt my back lifting a few days ago. Still hurts, but just a bit. Should I take another day to rest or get back to it?

>>39190745
Cheers lad. I'm off to build a PC I think, maybe get a new laptop.

>>39190891
Give yourself a day lad. If you push it too much you'll just hurt yourself more. A day off won't hurt.

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Feeling tired and a little worse for wear today lads.
Think I might procrastinate a bit and then start up work on some of the projects again to keep me active instead of falling into laziness especially in the wake of whats coming in the next few terms
What are your plans for the day anons?
Post waifus.

>>39190826
idk u got pussy bro sounds like a +1

>>39190907
Alright, thanks. A marathon, not a sprint and all that. Good luck with the computer. Was thinking of getting a new laptop for my birthday actually. Know anything about them?

I'm badly hung over lads. I drank too much last night. Was an alright night but I really am bored of clubbing

>>39190826
why would you assume that anybody here can relate to you at all

this place should be at the top of the list of people to not ask about shit like this

I won't tell you to fuck off, but I will tell you to use your fucking head

>>39190826
Sounds pretty standard. Don't think about it too much, people do that kind of shit all the time.

JME is pretty good

>>39190826
>stopped taking anti depressant
>should also not drink
exact opposite mate

Lads I live in perpetual boredom when not in work, I have quite a bit of cash saved up, trying to think of something nice I could buy myself to help with the boredom.

Fancied getting a nintendo switch thing but I bet I'd be bored of it after 10 minutes.

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>>39190908

I'm buying a 16:10 monitor and nobody can stop me

I've been there lad. I started playing golf, it's pretty fun.

>>39190940
>Know anything about them?
Sorry mate not really. I am looking at the HP 14 Inch Intel i3 laptop for about 380 bong, looks like a good buy. I just research them a bit and ask my mate about them.

>>39191175
Don't you dare lad

>>39190908
Might play some Pubg later.
Starting uni soon so my fucking NEET life is coming to an end. J U S T

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Here's something a little weird lads

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Money for nothing on in a minute lads! Would def bang the bird in it

>>39191230
>40 bong for half an hour with an inanimate object
Literally why.

>>39191230
how is it weird, prostitution but without condoms or stds

>>39190673
nice one lad, 10 quid a month though. i play thunderball on national lottery and it's pretty good because numbers don't go that high. won a couple of quid yesterday, but a grand is wicked. nice one

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>>39191175
What panel is it?
If you cheap out and get a bad monitor for 16:10 I will be disappointed lad.
>>39191218
I might see if I can get some online friends back on to play that myself desu.
I understand this feels though, infact the first half of my course is mega hard and then the second is super easy
its not supposed to be like this

My stepdad won't stop watching porn :(

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/aug/20/my-stepdad-wont-stop-watching-porn-in-our-house-mariella-frostrup

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>>39190908
Its probably the stress of applications and results catching up to you desu lad. Don't feel bad about taking it easy now and then.

>>39191297
alright fake cunt

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>>39190908
Posted lad. It's good that you're doing something to keep yourself in a working mindset because the pace of uni does creep up on you
>>39191121
The best bars about punching people with various assorted keys that I have ever heard.
>>39191175
Absolute madman

A kind lad was nice enough to get me a key for the division! Who wants to be a kind lad and get me a Uplay key for the season pass?

>>39191281
I forgot for a while actually, meant to cancel it. Glad I forgot. I used to thunderball but never had any luck so just stopped buying them.

Cheers laddo.

>>39191354
Who wants to stop being a fucking begging cunt and kill themselves?

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>>39190908
Pretty much the exact same, I originally planned on cutting the grass and taking my dog for a walk in the countryside as I do every weekend.
However last night I got this really bad ear ache, to the point where now im in an almost vegetative state drugged up on pain killers watching the news and drinking tea.

>>39191285
>What panel is it?

Dell UltraSharp U2412M

I'm bracing for RMA hell as I've returned 4 monitors in the past for dead pixels/backlight bleed, but Dell's range seems bretty good to me. IPS masterrace desu

>>39191354
>begging for games

underage detected

>>39191364
Not me mate.

>>39191373
I'm not underage, I just have no sense of shame and no money!

>>39191383
how do you have no money?

>>39185767
That was the one Ian Curtis listened to before killing himself yeah? I listened to it but it didn't really click

I feel sick from panic ;__;

Somone save me

>>39191383
It's 18 squids m8, if you can't afford that then you have bigger priorities than video games

>>39191389
Enjoying reading your blog, lad!

Just graduated at 26 with no work experience. Should I do a master's to put off getting a job, get a job, or go back to being a NEET?

>>39191430
what's the degree in lad?

>>39191430
do the masters and use the time to get work experiance

>>39191383
>can't afford 18 quid game
>his number 1 priority right now is begging for a game
not trying to sound like a cunt but sort your life out lad

>>39191430
>unitards

Apply to tescos with your gender studies degree and 60k of debt

job done

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>>39191297
Might be, I think I've sorted out all the changes I needed to make so the only thing on my mind is whether the accommodation turns out to be any good, lots of money on the line too
When I found out I somehow got in I cried, read through my acceptance letter and apparently:
"() has been confirmed. Subject to you meeting any outstanding non-academic conditions*"
No idea why they let me in when I didn't get the grades needed but whatever.
>>39191324
Might make a sophie edit and see whether you approve or not whilst I'm at it haha.
Guess I'll do my best though, won't know till I'm stuck in I guess
>>39191370
Maybe try getting a shower or something? I used to love long walks with my dog, especially when she was young. Lots of good memories, hopefully you feel better soon lad.
What breed is the dog?
>>39191372
Looks decent desu lad. 24" seems nice too, my monitors are the same and they're more than enough imo.

>>39191389
you got rejected at tesco? here is the part where I'd usually poke fun at you. but I can't. because I also got rejected a few months back when I quit my job expecting to get one at tesco.

Are other countries still obsessed with WW2 or is it just us?

Feels like we bring it up a lot. I see a lot of middle aged people talk about it as if they were there even though they were born decades after it ended.

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>>39191324
Speaking of which, I forgot - How is your maths going?
My first two modules are heavily maths based and look super difficult so I'm scared

best rappers rn
>nothing.nowhere
>lil peep
>post malone
>jme
>yung lean

>>39191462
I've applied to betting shops too and also got rejected. I've resigned to the fact I won't land a retail job

>>39191470
The US get a raging hardon whenever it is mentioned

>>39191443
Physics
>>39191446
Probably wouldn't have enough time to both work and get a decent grade
>>39191456
I'll never pay the whole debt back so the final amount is irrelevant to me

>>39191495
>Physics

enjoy being unemployed LOL

>he fell for the university meme

Howling at this lads

>>39191495
If you want to do a PhD then consider a masters, otherwise you should probably get a job.
If you're top class from a top uni though you can do a masters and get a very specific job in research probably.

>>39191495
What field(s) are you interested in lad?

>>39191461
Go for it, I'd love to see
>>39191480
Really well, got a solid 2:1 in a mock the day before yesterday and it would have been a first if I had concentrated on memorising formulae more seriously
The mathematical component can be tough, my course went a fair bit beyond c4 from A level maths. I'm sure you'll cope, though.

>>39191507
>people still say howling
giggling at this lads

>>39191430
Stay on and do your masters, I mean you might aswell go all out you have already spent ages getting to where you are now so why not give it that one last push.
Besides juding from someones experince who I know who has a HND in building services engineering, they wish they went on and done their masters because of the amount of great jobs they see that are...
>asking for a masters degree.
>paying a lot more.
>advertising for the best world class jobs.

Just realised I don't actually know anyone my age who didn't go to uni.

It's another episode of the Student Room, ah yes

Not normies at all

>>39191528
>people still say giggling
chuckling at this lads

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Bennis! Mighty Bennis!
Purple-helmed, pus-filled, poxy appendage!
Seek sanctuary not in deflowered vaginees!
Seek thou home in stinking old man anus!

>>39191562
>people still say chuckling
howling at this lads

Not a fan of all this politics wank going on in America, all my news feeds are chockablock with people banging on about men v women, black v white and all that shit and they're all really angry about it all the time.

Thought we looked retarded when we talk about the EU but the yanks take it to another level.

>>39185752
Why is that guys hand so tiny? Your hand should be able to completely cover a girls head or face.

>>39191576
>people still say howling
tittering at this lads

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UNI UNI UNI
GIRLS AND BOYS LIVING TOGETHER
I HAVE A GF
DRINKING WITH FRIENDS
I DIDNT GO UNI

FUCK SAKE LADS CAN WE STOP ALL THIS UNI TALK ITS ABSOLUTELY SHITE.

t. uni student

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>>39191526
That sounds great lad. All that work paying off, when do you do the official exam?
I can imagine though, I didn't take A level maths and I am really rusty on my GCSE so I guess I'm really going to have to force myself into pouring my life into this course or I may end up a dropout. I guess time will tell.
Any ideas on the edit theme though?
>>39191550
If this is your reflection on "everyone else went but me" uni isn't good for everyone honestly. Some fields it can be something of a requirement or a fast track into their career and for others it can be either useless or genuinely not required. I think theres lots of fields that are plenty great for apprenticeships or just heading into the workforce with.

>>39189455
well fuck me, i didn't think he was still around these days, thought he fizzled into obscurity overtime

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>>39185317
Please help me out lads can i a random letter and a random name
Cheers
Anon

>>39191593
you excited for the new trailer park boys lad?

>>39191593
>$100
alright thats it
FOY

>>39191607
B Smith

>>39190908
Two calls per thread? Crikey.

I'm going to try and stay awake as long as I can, having been awake for most of today, and yesterday. Washed my bedding, and some other gubbins today. Making progress on tidying up. Need a hoover around the room.

Posting.

>>39191488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLw45oAuD0

>>39191584
I keep getting links to videos of some people whining about "social justice" and I find it incredibly tedious, but it seems to genuinely make people angry enough to go outside and protest.

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i'm up the creek here lads, down to my last scrapings of baccy and i've got no money to get a new pouch

would you lads do the bird on bbc1 now?

>>39191597
No I went to uni, I was just thinking about when I see comments online from people who didn't go banging on about uni being a waste of time and wonder why they think that.

I think it might be an old person thing where they think only super geniuses should go to university like back in their day instead of it just being further education.

Old working class blokes really seem to be bitter about people who went to university.

>>39191660
I feel you bro
I really, really want to play sonic mania but I can't afford it

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>mfw the evidence for tilde being passable is building up

>he doesnt chortle
Chortling right now

>>39191455
>>39191411
Sound like a cunt all you want I really don't mind!

I just want the thing and I'm hoping a nice person will give it to me!

>>39191690
ha ha posting about yourself again tilde

>>39191667

There's a particular breed of fucktard that thinks schools should only teach "proper" subjects and that it's not work unless you sweat... Among other things.

Unfortunately the increasing safety of our society (which, ironically, they detest) allows them to live longer lives and pollute the genepool further with their substandard seed.

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>>39191690
Fuck wrong picture lads

>>39191690
All the evidence I've seen have given the exact OPPOSITE view

>>39191685
dark times struck upon us my lad, we can but hope

>>39191703
do you have a job? again not trying to be mean I can't imagine a life wherein you can afford a gaming pc but not 18quid

>>39191597
Not a clue, it normally comes to me when I see a particularly helpless apu or a new Sophie image
>>39191690
Does anyone know how she is doing in relation to what she's been taking? I know she has been on some kind of pill for over a year but estrogen for only three months. The body looks cute but the face could still be icky

>>39191660
>>39191685

Go to the bookies, thats what I'm gonna do in a minute. I have 30 bong on me until payday, I need 20, and the 10 is disposable, if I can turn that 10 into 50 then I can get just enough carpet to finish off my stairs

>>39191722
Whenever someone calls something a 'Mickey Mouse Subject' you can guarantee it's some 50+ year old guy who spent his life lifting bricks or something and can't imagine anything else being work.

>>39191626
Where was the other call? didn't realise haha
oh boy
Goodluck though anon. Tidying always makes me feel better, now you mention it I might finish up brunch and go hoover up.
>>39191667
Oh I see, yeah I don't think its an utter waste of time, there are degrees that are highly potential wastes and others that are downright stupid but I don't think that's in the majority like some seem to project.
They do have a point, uni isn't everything but I think when it gets extra salty it is quite "eh" I guess is a way to put it.
I'm the first to go in my family, so it's a mixed bag - parents are proud but I think at least one older brother will be iffy, he's a hardcore labourer type
>>39191747
I'll think on it then lad
Hopefully I don't fuck it up

>>39191727
You fool! Every waifu poster and their mum is lacking an assassin these days

>>39191690

Who care if he can pass in perfect lighting at a perfect angle, as soon as you see his penis, all passing goes out of the window

>>39191764
He can't even do that. He just covers up his entire body so it could be literally anyone. EVERYONE who wasn't a fatty could do it

>>39191764
Not if I cover it with my long girl jumper anon hehe xc

>>39191764
bet he's got a smeg infested phimosis pipe

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>>39190149
I too have had this feel since quitting sixth form last year. Its not too late anon. The only finality in this world is death, if your heart still beats you better pick yourself up because no-one else will.

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>>39191626
How did I manage to not post?
>>39191760
Top of thread, it was me lad.

Really fancy getting a tablet to muck around with but I'm sure I won't use it and it'll just end up being a waste.

I don't know why but I just can't bring myself to spend money on anything that isn't absolutely necessary.

>>39191744
Not anymore I don't. I used to! I gifted games all the time a few years back. Not anymore though

The pc was a birthday present

>>39191626
It's because he saw that your call didn't get any replies and he wanted all the (You)s for himself. Waifuposters are pretty pathetic tbqh

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>tfw friends wont reply to my messages on steam anymore