What is the coolest thing to say just before kicking someone's

Nothing. Just casually beat ass.

>>39184079
"I came to fuck ass and beat off... and I'm all done beating off".

>>39184079
Even if someone here knew you'd never get to use it anyway

>>39184079
"Excuse me."
Fuck off, that's oregano.

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>>39184319
Holy shit this, it makes your opponent think that he was nothing more than a small obstacle in your path. That's cool.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm al out of bubblegum

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>>39184079
"Psssshhhh..... This is what happens when you make me go 100%..... Your lucky to be alive, or even in one piece...... Let this be a lesson for you....... Loser......"

>>39184079
>KAIO KEN
>HAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>39184079
"That's my purse I don't know you!"

Kangaroo

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>>39184462
Femanon here. None of these make you sound cool.

>>39184079
"i have poopy butt. rullulululululul."

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>>39184479
Another femanon here.
This is not how you troll the guys.
You're obnoxious.
Fuck off

>>39184479
Fuck off stretched hole.

SPIRIT GUN

>>39184079
"I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!" -duke nukem.

>>39184479
>implying anyone gives a fuck what you think

Fuck off slut

>>39184623

she's a women so she won't

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>>39184079
Thats a nice watch you have. Too bad it will be broken soon just like your face.

"Combat is the crucible through which I grow even more powerful!"
>scream whole fight while flailing wildly

"Merry Christmas to you too... IN HELL!"

>>39184479
"""FEMANNON"""

It's not bad ass but the last time I got in a fight when I was in highschool I said something along the lines of "I am fuck mothering vampire,I don't have to take this." And punched him In the throat. He literally almost died.

say nothing

just smooch em on the lips

>>39184079
HAVE AT YOU, SNAKE

Hey, thanks for coming out to your funeral!

WHA-PAM!

>>39184079
"psshh...Nothin personnel...kid..."

>>39186341
Kenobi here, I've engaged the enemy.

"don't let the dust bite you"
*crosses arms*

I WILL NOW KICK YOUR ASS

"Dude stop hitting me"

"Dont fuck with me, I have the power of God and Anime on my side AAAHHHHH"

>>39184079
Whoever wins get's to be the girl when we go to prom together

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>"You are already dead."
>yfw

>>39184091
This.
The guy is already down. No need to add insult to injury. Say nothing and go about your business.

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>*pulls out gun*
>you were saying something?

(pulls out gun) 'i'm going to suck your dick and fuck your ass, faggot'

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>>39184079

I'M'A KICK YO AYE-USS NIGGA

>>39184079
Heh kid... you dont know who your dealing with....

YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE (originality is a must around these parts)

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I would say "Vae victis!".

AYE WHITE BOI...IS YOU A TRUMP VOTER?

>>39184079
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

"If it bleeds then we can kill it"

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>>39184079

I came here to drink bleach, and get my ass whooped... and I'm all out of bleach.