/uni/ thread

Just moved into my apartment today. I have two other roomates, and one is a real sperg who has stayed in his room with the door closed the whole time while I was moving in with my dad. I'm autistic as fuck but damn it's a bit strange

>>39183825
How was the other one?

>>39183586
All posts must include major and amount of debt

>>39183989
he's cool. We shared a couple beers and chilled. Too bad he's an actual normie and i'm a fake normie

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Another year of
>wake up
>go to class
>go back to dorm
>lock myself in my room and play vidya games all day
>while Chad roommate is socializing and making connections

>>39184317
Same except I live with parents and commute
I guess this is why I have had only one friend (who has since graduated and moved) despite going into my 4th year

>>39183586
Can I get a power ranking of all the degrees?

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Second night(yesterday) at uni and i almost walked into my (new) roomate having skype sex with her boyfriend. She calls him for hours every night, didnt sign up for this.

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>>39183586
>>39184028

Art major - Illustration
Debt: $0(so far)

I'm pretty fortunate to find a quality school that doesn't cost a lot of money with competent instructors art. But the future after schooling is what I fear the most. I just need to git gud at draftsmanship.

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>>39184354
This is probably the most realistic one that doesn't show dumb ironic bullshit, e.g. the hard sciences in the highest tier

>>39184413
>computer programming 3 rungs above law

hahahahah stop it anon

>tfw keep getting rejected for internships

>>39183586
>failed freshman math class twice
>finally passed it the third time
>now my counselor says my grade in it was too low and I can't advance to the next class unless I retake it for a higher grade
>still haven't told my folks
JUST FUCK ME UP. I didn't even wanna go to college, I'd rather just learn a fucking trade and grind by with 50-60k or something

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>>39185045
Forgot my meme image

Any chemfags here?

Why is this bullshit so hard, I just wanna make LSD and shit

>>39185045
Calc or pre-calc?

Because both are really fucking easy you dumbass

>>39184413
Why is PhD in math and bio so shit on this chart?

>>39185121
Pre-calc. I just have trouble paying attention, I show up to class every day but I just can't get myself to focus. I tried to have a serious conversation about this with my parents after I failed the second time but they just laughed and said I was overreacting. Idk what it is man, I'm just gonna try my hardest this time and hope I don't fuck up again.

I'm doing a required co-op this semester, 2nd one of 3 I'm required to do. The pay is bomb but holy shit it's boring. I'd rather be stressed out from classes. At least then I don't have to work 40 hours a week at a job they don't trust me to do actual tasks at since I'm only a college student.

Daily reminder that if you are in debt you are LITERALLY retarded

>>39184413
>falling for the M7 meme
This chart is shit

>>39184413
>comp sci starting salary only 40-65k

are you fucking dumb?

Quick question for those who actually have their shit together. How do you study and prepare for classes? Like how many hours a day and whatnot. Ive been doing complete dogs hit in all my classes and idk what to do.

>>39185162
Good luck man
Youll get the hang of it eventually

>>39185241
Go to every single class and do your required readings. If you don't immediately understand a concept then make an effort to understand it as quickly as possible, not just before a test/homework assignment.

If the problem is with a math course the only thing you can do is do it over and over until it becomes second nature. If you just don't even know where to begin with the concept go to your school's math center.

>>39185241
I don't really study at all. I'll read the material 5 minutes before class and then study my notes 30 minutes before a test

>tfw not freshman anymore so can't live in dorms with free wifi, tv, laundry, utilities.

>>39185413
>tfw live at home while going to school so I get free wifi, tv, laundry, and utilities
Feels good

Fuck living in the dorms, my last roommates were roleplaying cucks and all they did was play dungeons and dragons. Luckily I was never in the dorm, it was more or less my smash pad when I came back with a lady. But I'm excited, my nose has been so lonely it'll be great to start the Coke routine again

>>39185435
>tfw live at home but have 3 hour total daily commute time

>>39185462
very weak b8. I'll give you a reply this time, but work harder in the future

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>haven't been able to add classes for past week
>wonder why
>see deadline to register was august 12th
oops. oh well, another 3 months of jacking off it is.

>>39185241
Bro u get ur addie script and u get ur shit together. Flip them pills during midterms and finals and make some clout

>>39184413

>PHD in psychology
>working for someone else

yeah, try again

>>39185477
Not b8 bro, I struggled with my Coke addiction last semester. Then again, take 50mg vyvanse and 30mg adderall a day. Coke was just diet amphetamines for me, and a good source of income

>>39183586
Graduating in December with a Criminology degree. My last 4 classes look easy as fuck so I should graduate with a 3.8ish. From there the rest of my life starts. Dunno what I'll do with it. I'll probably become a cop unless I can get snapped up in security in some mid level position.

Moved into the dorm today, been anxious about it for months but it actually went pretty well. Got the side of the room I wanted even though my roommate got here first (he wanted the other side), got a pretty comfy setup that's private and blocked off from the other side of the room.

My roommate doesn't seem to bad either, he's definitely a normie but he's not chad. He's been friendly, he's been trying to talk to me about stuff and I've been trying to make conversation back but I'm thinking that he's starting to tell that something wrong with me, socially. He said that we should go to this gaming thing together on Friday, I'm anxious about it but I'm glad that he at least likes me enough to ask me to go with him.

Of course, the real shitshow starts on Monday, classes don't start until the 28th, so next week they're just making us do a bunch of social shit to """get to know each other""". I already see several "small group sessions" on the schedule.

>>39185514
Fuck I love vyvanse. Great for studying all day or to just masturbate all day with.

>>39185540
Ayyy my boiii! I got everyone at school to fieeen for vyv, $20 a pop I cashed in harder than flipping grams of blow

>>39185553
Nothing better than tweaking on 60 mg of vyvanse to do all your math homework and then rewarding yourself by jacking off for 5 hours.

Maybe I made a mistake by majoring in poli sci but I just want a ba in something and I can't do maths and political shit is the only thing I'm mildly interested in. Also I don't mind the work in and out of class but the fucking networking and internships that your expected to do are killing me.

>>39185572
Or u know rewarding yourself by snorting coke off your friends girlfriend's ass while he's in class

Chemistry major here, moving into my dorm tomorrow and class starts Monday. Any other JCJC folks here?

>struggling with statistics
>dedicating most time to it
>feel like im neglecting other courses

god dammit

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Damn, how many people are moving into college tomorrow? I move into my apartment, and basically chill all week, then have parties lined up for that weekend. Pretty excited senpai. My one roommate is a commander for some EVE online guild, so he is chill and games all day. Meeting the other roommate when I move in tomorrow, but he sounds chill. Looking forward to gaming and chilling with my bong all week.

>>39185693
Quit weed bro. Stick to stimulants

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>have to go back on tuesday
>won't be able to just sleep all day doing fuck all anymore
I hate uni so much

Anthropology major here

Should I kill myself?

>cucked into community college
Fuck my life guys

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>tfw community college
>Probably gonna fail because I'm stupid

>>39185693

sweet, well if youve got so much time, then you can get the fuck off this board. do it NOW. GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>39185748
I save coke and shit for when im out partying. Not trying to be doing lines in my room. Thats fucked

>always leave my assignments to the very end
>still end up doing them in time
This will bite me in the ass once I'm confronted with something that will take more than hours.

jewniversity is a waste of time. I could have had everything I wanted by working as a night time security guard straight out of high school

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>>39185782
How does time have any correlation with being able to browse this board?

>>39185765
Community college is good though.

>>39185787
Boiiii every moment is a party my dood! ESKEETIT!

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>>39183586
>tfw im 18 almost 19 and still a senior in hs cause i got held back a year in elementary school
I have a 3.6 gpa and a sat score of 1350 so hopefully I'll get into my top choice universities

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tfw I got a B in the geology class I thought I was gonna fail

>>39183586
>amount of degree completed: 2 years done in 3
>amount left: 2 years
>will most likely take 3 because of fucking pre requisites
>one credit away from collecting associates at old community college
What could a lad like me do with a biology associates compared to a micro degree

>>39184413

>can't do anything above poverty tier
Welp fuck this

>>39184413
Biology is in worthless? It's basically the same as a nursing major which will get you into upper middle depending on if you're good, and a lot of people go from that to med school.

>>39185494
Nigga if you have a smart phone just put this shit in google calender this is adulting 101

>>39185766
what are you taking cuuuu

>>39185918
Same I'm only interested in liberal arts. I'm basically not capable of doing math.

>>39185951
Western history to the Renaissance, introduction to college writing, and a history of computers and technology class

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>>39185915
Associates are mostly worthless but they do show an employer that you can finish something

is becoming an accountant worth it if I'm not that interested in it? I'd go with engineering but I'm not that good at math

>>39185938
I didn't see it in the first place I would've remembered otherwise. they didn't even put it in the official calender.

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>>39185927
a bachelors in bio will let you be a lab rat or teach HS.

Nursing is A+++ pay for wiping asses

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>>39185975
what is the highest level of math you have taken?
>>39185969
If your school has a writing center make sure you use it and schedule time for editing in advance. It is super helpful to be able to have a 2nd pair of eyes look over your shit. Dont procrastinate and write down all the due dates in your phones calendar
t. community college deans list fag

>>39186027
Tbh the only reason I'm in such a lowly class is because I did shitty on the test that determined which class I was going to take, (I didn't take the ACT because fuck that) the one class the scares me is the history class because there are 11 books we have to read

>>39185952

I'm not a brainlet I just suck at math, why is life so cruel

What's your major

>>39186027
honestly just the college equivalent to high school pre-cal

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>Returning to university tomorrow
>Hate university and everything about it
Cheers to another semester of social isolation and prison-tier food...
I know this is very much a "first-world problem" but fuck I wish I could make friends easily.

>>39185241
>recipe for a 4.0
Attend every class possible for you, register with well-renowned (i.e. effective, not easy) professors.
do all the homework to the best of your ability.
study for 3-4 hours before tests, going over notes and textbook.

>tfw got straight As last year despite never doing any of the reading or work until a day or two before exams or major assignments, then would stay up for 40 hours writing a paper or studying
>professors would consistently tell me how well-written and enjoyable my writing is, always got the highest grade in the class
>didn't use any drugs aside from coffee and severe anxiety
I have 9 hours of math this semester, which I haven't taken since high school. Pretty excited desu, It's slowly become extremely important to me to be proficient in higher level math, and I'm confident that I'll do well.

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>>39186246

Journalism and wish I could change majors but I'm not good at anything else

>Given the choice of living at the main campus or driving to a brand new smaller campus just for Comp Sci and Business.
>Choose the smaller one
On one hand the classes are like 15-20 people at most and I've been able to avoid talking to anyone for 3 months. On the other hand I can very quickly see that my new life of not talking to anyone is affecting my ability to talk. I've always stuttered a bit and fumbled over my words but it's getting very bad very quickly. Even when I'm with my close friends I stutter constantly and babble like a child. It's like I'm losing my ability to speak english. And this makes socializing even fucking harder. I got assigned to a group for a project and to them it was probably like speaking to a refugee.

>>39186232
I'm similar when it comes to writing. Once wrote a 10 page research paper a few hours before class and got complimented on it. Math is a different beast. It constantly fucks me up.

Got one guy pretending he is my friend just so he doesn't lose track of class.

I got played out by the only girl I liked in class, she made a huge fool of me and doesn't have the slightest respect for my person.

People don't want to hang with me and consider me as a huge retard.

I keep following classes but I'm depressed as fuck, I tired of living, life is a huge disapointment for me.

Is there anything at all that has decent pay with little math (besides nursing)? If not, I'll just kill myself

>>39185241
Do not be a complete and total dumbass. That's it. These courses pander to women and low IQ minorities. If you aren't one of those two things, you should have absolutely no problem showing up to class and listening to the professor for a 4.0

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>>39186232
Same, but my last semester was non-stop anxiety.
>Overloaded classes, 21 credits of physics, calculus, other shit
>Constantly skipping lectures to finish work, catch up for other classes
>Notice I have exam in 2 days for class I haven't attended in over a week
>Pull all-nighter to study
>Get A+ to A- on test
>Repeat the next week
Had no time to enjoy myself except 4-5 hours on Saturdays. Averaged 4 hours of sleep during the week.

Can an anon possibly offer me some advice?
>need one more class in a certain category to complete gen eds
>only problem is that the one I wanted to take filled up too quick, forced to take a meme class I don't want (Music appreciation)
>Considering dropping it so I can take the class I want next semester, but that would leave me with only 12 hours when I feel it necessary to at least have 15 to graduate on time
>friend says I should "save" easy classes like this for later during core-heavy semesters, which doesn't make sense because if I take it now then a tough 18 hour semester with this class would then just be 15 of tough stuff
Should I just stay in this fucking 8 AM meme class and finish my requirements or what? My counselor wasn't much help

>>39186290
>I got assigned to a group for a project and to them it was probably like speaking to a refugee.
How are you sure that you're speaking incoherently? Has anyone commented on it? Everyone stutters sometimes anon

>>39184413
>aerospace engineering superb tier
Well, good to know whoever made this is biased towards my degree choice, but seems bullshit to me. Year-to-year, the aerospace industry is shrinking.

Was it a bad idea to not have a time gap between the classes I registered for? I just don't want to be at the campus all day

>>39186410
depends on personal opinion. I prefer to have 4-5 hours of class back-to-back instead of having maybe an hour or half an hour between classes, too short of a time to get anything really done/ return to dorm. Very psychologically exhausting though.

>>39186364
Just fight through it anon
You can get to the good shit soon

>>39185241
Bring your note book, make notes during class, download and save the powerpoint slides from class, go home, study and revise your notes by reading in your learning book. Note down any questions you have for next class. Note down questions for your revision studies before exams. Consistency is key and don't procrastinate. I spend 1-8 hrs, depending on the difficulty. Just do the work right after class, if you've been listening to the lecturer you have a better chance at not forgetting the concepts. Learn how to prioritize.

>>39183825
how is he sperg for not coming out? maybe he's busy? why do you even care about that?

Fuck off if you're reading this, Alec C.

>>39186494
Bitch I got dubs. Ur not even him, so stfu

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>>39186301
Yea, I feel like I do my best work in crunch time which I found can be both a curse and a blessing.
>>39186346
I can relate, my only "downtime" was a couple hours after any midnight online deadlines. That also reminds me of realizing on Tuesday night that the midterm for a class was Wednesday instead of Friday, which caused me to start screaming in terror as I had only attended class and had read 4 pages of the textbook. I made up some lame excuse to the professor in an email and she ended up letting me take it Friday, (still can't believe this worked) and I ended up getting a 48/50 after studying for over 60 hours in the 3 days leading up to it.
>mfw knowing my habits will never change

>>39186410
>Was it a bad idea to not have a time gap between the classes I registered for?
No, I have a 2:30 hour gap and I fucking hate it. Next semester I'm aiming to have my classes back to back.

Got moved in two days ago. Had a few problems with housing and actually getting an affordable dorm, but that was dealt with. Only taking 14 credits this semester because one of my professors decided to fuck off to a different department. Other than me not knowing a single other person at my university, things are going better than expected

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>>39186402
>Year-to-year, the aerospace industry is shrinking.
ATC here, where did you here that?

>>39186447
Yea you're probably right, I still have room in my non-major electives to take the class(es) I originally wanted

>>39185162
i have the same problem since forever, i always pass class with a pretty average score, i just can't seems to focus for a long period of time but it's not even ADHD it's only at school or in environment like that.

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>2nd last semester
>very easy subjects, covered most of the content in prior units
>got a sweet summer job lined up
>australian Uni so you're not baby-ed and treated like a child like at U.S. universities, no "counselors' or "campus rules" bullshit - turn up (attendance not mandatory), do your exams and go home
>comfy train rides

we're all going to make it lads

>>39186385
>Say a sentence to someone
>Both of us fail to understand what I said.

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>>39186560
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/aerospace-engineers.htm
It appears the industry itself is growing, but the aerospace engineering specialty is slowly shrinking.

>>39186522
>mfw as the semester progresses I feel my mental sharpness and health recognizably decline

>a little over 3 weeks ago I hadn't driven, gone out in public or talked to a stranger aside from a few exceptions in close to 3 years
>just finished buying a bunch of new clothes as all my old ones from high school were way too big, got a haircut and now need to drive 2 hours away to college tomorrow despite still being uncomfortable with the highway and parking
wish me luck lads, it's do or die now

>>39186642
Unironically, good for you. Best of luck with your future endeavors brah

>>39186601
Hmm unfortunately I think that exposure therapy is the only thing that'll help your anxiety. It worked for me anyways, and I know it's a common remedy.

>>39186626
>3 hours of sleep is fine
>Randomly losing some hearing and motor function is fine
>what was the last day that I ate solid food?

>>39186736
>Forgetting friends' names is fine
>Wow all of my muscles have been sore for 2 weeks now
>When walking, it feels like you're out of your body
>Haven't taken more than 10 minutes to eat a meal since last weekend
living the life

>>39186698
is a therapist necessary to do exposure therapy?

>>39186818
I guess you could expose yourself to your therapist but you'll get some weird looks

>Last semester before I have to go on an 8 month co-op
>had summer classes all summer except for this upcoming week, where I will get one whole week to do whatever I want
>18 unit semester with 2 labs coming up, all in upper level mech. e. courses or upper level general engineering courses
>having health issues and almost got fucked by a spasming heart a few nights ago
>living alone out of dorms, and if anything happens no one will find my body for at least a week
I think everything's going about as well as it could

>>39186818
I may have used the incorrect term, but it essentially boils down to "start speaking to people as much as you can until it's no longer something you actively avoid or dislike." A therapist may help you along, but you may be able to work on it just by getting out of your own comfort zone (and your head.)

>>39186832
>living alone out of dorms, and if anything happens no one will find my body for at least a week
Shit man, I hope your classes go well and that your health improves.

>ecstatic on drive home from university for summer or winter breaks
>depressed on the drive back
hmmmmm

>wanted to be a cop
>take criminology
>find out that growth spurts don't happen after 18 during my first year

are my chances of being a cop lower if im 5'4

>>39183825
Sounds like the best kind of roommate imo

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>was math major
>showed up stoned every day and never studied but passed classes like differential equations because of meme 120 iq
>nerdy students shunned me because I was always stoned and I took scholarship opportunities away from them by ranking above them
>find out online what they make math majors do in grad school and how much a cuck you are doing it instead of finance or something
>drop out
>currently working saving up all the money I make like 1000 a month because mom gave me one of her properties and is buying me food
>going to pay off all my debt (10k at most), get facial feminization surgery and become a woman then get a comfy RV and travel around the country getting money street performing and putting my tracks online (if i do open mic nights people call me prodigy genius etc)

>shitty min wage jobs though FUCK

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>last year at decent uni
>lived on campus in dorms/apartments for first 3 years
>moving back with parents and commuting for last year, can't deal with roommates
>3.7 in Comp Sci
>3 Internships so far, all paid
>hated all three of them jesus fucking christ I hate coding/software/tech
>career fair coming soon where big n companies will ignore me and middle tier companies will salivate over my depressed asshole

>>39187204
>Shitty minimum wage jobs FUCK
I feel that man. I dropped out of real college to start technical college. I'm working on getting job experience but every auto tech job has made me feel sad. I have a job interview as a bike technician tomorrow, im going to ask to not work saturdays so I can go back to my unpaid internship with my BMW repair specialist Senpai <3333

>>39187227
Fug. I'm about to jump into CS. What don't you like about it? I was hoping I'd be able to find a nice remote job after I graduate and just get a small cozy apartment and work from there.

>>39187204
how's that NPD treating you pal?

>>39185241
Psych graduate here, soon to start grad school.

The best way to study is incrementally. Look up the forgetting curve, you lose nearly all information eight hours later. Study for like thirty minutes after class just reviewing.

Tesr yourself. Don't read through your notes and just repeat them. If you can't say a definition or a process out loud yourself, you don't know it.

Create your own examples when applicable. It's called meaningful elaboration. When you take the mental effort to create an original example, you have a better chance to remember it.

Write your notes by hand. This is just personal preference, but I can't focus if I'm just typing. Don't bother copying notes over unless you literally need rote memorization. The most important thing to studying is understanding, with a little bit of remembering.

>>39187248
Also yes if you're wondering I have sperg

>>39187248
I can't even get anything like that it's either call centers or night stocking for $12/h or fucking fastfood and retail for minimum wagercuckery

worst was ihop dishwashing for fucking $7.50 per hour holy shit and at ihop you have normie druggy highschool mentality coworkers wanting you to chat with them (to a higher degree than other jobs) only good part is if you are constantly stoned and high the managers dont care because they're carrying flasks of whisky around

>>39185927
bio degree wont give you much anon.

It's a stepping stone degree that provides you access to more education which you NEED to take if you want a high paid career.

>>39187287
I am headbanging squeeling autist but learned the normie language and you have to be a little NPD to make them respect you (straight posture, good vocal flow etc) maybe it came through

I'm not anything special everyone has the same essense of a soul and innate experience I am lucky to have grandparents who for the most part were music autists and math autists

>eat well all summer
>drop some weight, feel good
>go back to school and stress eat garbage
>feel terrible and put on weight

should i just drive into a tree?

>>39187341
You're just an autist who uses third person language and self-digs to conceal their narcissism. kys.

>>39187374
cool fren ;)

I am a narcissist

I just want to give a little advice here for those about to finish up uni.

I graduated with a degree in biology and a returned to finish a new degree in construction management and now own a company with 5 employees.
Study something which teaches you a skill which can be applied immediately. This was the biggest problem with my first degree. Theory heavy degrees are near worthless.

Most post graduate degrees are worthless and experience is much more highly valued over a post graduate degree. (obviously excluding medicine, clinical degrees)

Also understand that you are not limited to what your degree is in. The degree is just an entry tool, that is it.

If you want to make a lot of money very quickly in your career which is near limitless then get into sales. A salesman is most valued position for most companies and are paid the most.

For example I am currently paying a salesman a little more then $200,000 AUD while I am only paying myself $90,000 AUD.

>>39187407
What would be a good degree for a salseman?
Finance?

>>39187420
I have junior salesman and a senior salesman.
Both have no degrees.

When I was looking to fill their positions most of the applicants had no degrees or a business degree.

You don't need any degree to be a salesman as it's usually all the skills are taught to you by the company. Such as gathering leads, cold calling, how to speak to certain clients ect..

I learned myself through books such as Spin Selling and a handful of other books. My senior salesman had a wealth of experience and he now has taught our junior while helping perfect my sales process system.

>>39185833
>community college
>good
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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holy fuck someone please help me I'm moving into my first dorm in less than 7 hours and I am filled with dread. I'm fucking drowning here. If I fuck up once it'll be a social catastrophe and color everyone's perceptions of me forever. How am I supposed to get through this and meet everyone without fucking up? Should I blow my brains out?

>>39187505
Just stop giving a shit, wake up, go to the library to study, go to your dorm to sleep at midnight then repeat.

Your peers don't matter.

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>>39187531
Easier said than done, I would think. I still have to meet everyone in my suite today and at least make an appearance at the welcome session. I'm so fucked

>>39185241
Electrical engineering here.
My uni's prof sucked most of the time, so I often only go for the first 3 lectures in the semester and just read the lecture notes on my free time. Make mindmaps and notes helps too, at least in categorizing the important segments being taught in the module.
I hardly go for tutorial as im making my own notes and it will already take up the time i should be using for doing the tutorial questions.
so in the end, I'll only actively go for the first 2 weeks and then grind the past year papers and tutorial worksheets on the last 2 weeks with the materials I've prepped beforehand.

>>39187249
>remote job
that's usually reserved for the best SENIOR developers, not some fresh grad

it's just the same fucking shit everyday, staring at code, solving trivial problems and working your way up. It's the ultimate corporate bullshit because you're most likely going to be working on a B2B application

>>39187580
Just say hi, ask them their name and where they are from, what they are studying and say you will be a good roommate and not to worry that about causing problems.

Say nice to meet you guys then go off somewhere else.

I have rehearsed this shit many times before and it works.

>>39187580

if there is anything i've learned from going back to school is that 99% of people there are socially autistic too

seriously, the amount of people who cannot hold a conversation is incredible.

>>39187471
How do I get into it anon
What are the good places

>>39187789
How to become a salesman?

You can get hired at any company that requires salesman. They will all have their own training program.

To become a good salesman pretty much requires you to be a driven, none autistic outgoing person.

How did you guys even make it to uni?

Any advice in getting into uni?
Ausfag wanting to become a primary school teacher here

>>39188072

do open foundation (takes 1 semester) and then enter uni. its super easy and primary school teaching has a pretty low entry mark anyway

>>39187853
Move to Japan and get erectile dysfunction

>>39188072
>>39188104
>>39188130
> open foundation

Agreed. I did this program at Newcastle University and they gave me a low 90's ATAR in the end when all I did was get 60-70%'s.

Going back for my third year of computing while working an entry level job I started over the summer.

I started this course from a place of deep depression with the lowly goal of getting a shitty but comfy IT job. Having achieved this 2 years early it's going to be a challenge keeping motivated but I think a new goal will help with that. I am the proverbial dog who caught the car.

Obviously I don't have any uni friends and study from home so the chances of me doing anything during freshers is almost 0.

>>39187330
Im a biochemistry major with some microbiology. What will I need to study further to get the $$$?

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>there are white males in the world right now that are working towards four year degrees almost debt free, with living expenses managed, possibly managing jobs in the meantime

Fucking how?

>>39188307
I can only speak from my own experience anon.

When I finished with my biology degree my options were minimum wage park ranger, minimum wage lab tech and minimum wage assistant with some water company. All of which had no career going for it and I was pretty much told this right to my face.

We were told by our professors throughout our whole degree that we need to continue to a PHD or go onto medicine to start earning anything decent.

I graduated and though I would be the exception but I wasn't.

I then got a manual labour job as a formworker and then studied more with a new degree in construction management.

>>39188328
>tfw white male working on graduate degree with expenses managed
>tfw I chad it up on the regular

ch-chads can b-be robots t-too!! r-right?

>>39188379
You may stay if you share the finer points of your disdainful jew magic

>>39188420
I did my bachelor's in Math. Now doing PhD in Applied Math.
Also had the following lucky breaks:
>met hot stacy from math department
>started dating, and by chance her dad is in real estate
>got extremely good deal on apartment from her dad (50% market price)
>her parents like that their daughter is dating a white academic
As an undergrad:
>Got $20k grant saving me 1 year of tuition and living
>Got a job as a tutor while an undergrad to save up
>Graduated in 3 years, saving an extra $20k
>Dad helped pay $20k over 3 years

Netting only $20k in debt is good in my state (california).
Also:
>Blonde tall nonpracticing Ashkenazim
having jew blood also helps

got low gpa in ee im in 3rd year
should i drop out

>>39188352
Jesus what a horroshow. Any degree I can change to that you can recommend?

>>39188514
Probably not. if you have an engineering degree you can get a job as a manager of a mall or costco. My ex's cousin did this and he now makes $80k yearly as a costco day manager, even though he got a shitty GPA in his bioengineering degree.

>>39185155
because it's based on opinion
image doesn't cite any stats to back up claims

>>39185155
PhD in Pure Math is high quality if you are a great writer as well and can publish a lot.

However, if you scrape by your PhD and you have no engineering skills then you're probably not gonna be able to apply to many non-academic positions. Notice the difference in the picture between "Math," "Applied Math," and "Stats."

Applied Math and Stats are more similar than the pic would have you believe. Also while Pure Math is less diverse, I wouldn't say it was terrible. You can still work at any community college and make OK pay without worrying about getting a job.

t. mathematician.

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>>39183586
>Neet for years
>Try to join military
>Rejected
>Eventually end up in mental ward after breakdown
>get some help and redo highschool
>Get good enough grades to get into uni
>Don't like any of the people
>It's all so boring
>all I want to do is join the military and kill people
>Can't even apply now because of mental ward visit

>>39188493

why didn't you start by saying you're a jew instead of making us believe you earned any of those things on your own?

>>39188675
My great grandparents renounced judaism in Europe during WW2. They moved to USA Burgerland and my family has been protestant for 2 generations. I learned of my pure jew blood background and then claimed my heritage as a money managing gold hoarder. I had to build my jew gold ground up since my dirty jew renouncing great grandparents renounced being one of the chosen.

I like to think of myself as a "born again jew."

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>>39188493
>>39188636

Any tips for a pure math undergrad? How many hours a day should I dedicate to my studies? I just want to be a mathematician but I'm so uncertain about the future.

>>39188653
Become a cop? kill all dindus and say it was self-defence

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Bros I'm still not sure what I want to do after I'm done and I feel my life is going to go nowhere

>>39188961
I spent over 3 hours a day studying (Not counting work, homework, and class. Total was over 10 hours a day). I also networked with over 50% of my professors and made sure to take many physics and engineering courses.

Pure math is extremely hard to succeed in alone. While doable, it makes research opportunities very niche and hard to land (since some chink will always outbid you and research for free).
It is a wiser career choice to do Pure Math Major + (Eng/Phys) Minor. I did Electrical Engineering. EE is secretly a type of applied math. this is why so many undergrads drop it. Signal analysis is pretty rigorous (only functional analysis more rigorous) 2bh.

>>39189023
what degree? (it is possible that your life if going nowhere.)

>>39184413
I really feel this chart is bull but my degrees are nursing and md so I'm not that mad

>>39185514
What school do you go to? I want to transfer

>>39185514
i love a guy like you when i was doing my bachelor's.

he was arrested and laughed at by the entire down when they carried him away. i hope you can dodge that fate

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>>39183586
got my first exam on tuesday and i havent studied yet. i fucked up my sleeping schedule and now i go to sleep at 7am and wake up at 3. i think ill wake up early today and try to study
>tfw exams end on the 23 and classes start on the 5th

>>39184413
>tfw mechanical enginner

im going into my first year of uni, econ major at my state school. im gonna be living from home since im close to the campus anyways. any tips?

>>39189026
>It is a wiser career choice to do Pure Math Major + (Eng/Phys) Minor.
I'll see what I can do with regards to that. Thanks

>>39183586
Why do normalshits bitch about student loan debt but don't bat an eye at getting 50-60k in car debt instead of a sensible used car?

>>39184413
>PhD in engineering will have a salary range between $50k-$70k

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This all reminds me of my comically bad first semester in college-

>Lose most of my high school buddies to petty squabbling in the summer
>move into a dumpster fire of a dorm with a picture of Eisenhower that's been there since the last renovation
>roommate is the embodiment of chad before I even heard of the meme (rich, parties an insane amount, already had frat connections, chick magnet, etc) but instantly acts like an asshole to me an hour after unpacking
>welcome week goes to shit because I'm terrible at expressing myself to new people, end up isolated
>Accidentally select the most cutthroat professors for hard math and science courses
>all early morning classes
>Roommate starts bringing a new girl home every night, requests privacy for 5 hours a night (late)
>stop eating or sleeping, eventually start taking long walks late at night and smoking cigars to pass the time
>RA gives me a bizarre pep talk about depression for walking in the hallway (to my room) late at night, and then immediately writes me up for having a coffee maker in my room

Ended up getting a 3.9 gpa that year, and even managed to keep it up ever since. Things have gotten far better since, but it's funny to see how bad things were back then

>>39184448
Actually, unless you go to a top notch law school (name of the school matters at that point) you're not going to get in at any of the top firms which pay a lot and have awesome benefits, and you'll most likely be working shittier jobs like a paralegal or a public service attorney

>>39185241

Speaking for college only (if you're in high school or go to a shit college, then this doesn't apply to you most likely)

3 hours of studying a day for each class you have
Know all your exam days
Go in for tutoring, and study in an environment in which you won't be distracted (i.e library, dorm house lounge, etc)
Don't eat and study, it's proven that it fucks you hard
Drink lots of water so your brain is hydrated
Build good relationships with your professors, and make study groups. At least study groups help for me.

Idk just do your due diligence and don't be a lazy degenerate who blazes up everyday not getting shit done

>>39185894
What are your top choice universities?

WHO /final semester/ here?

It will be good to get this over and one with but will be weird working full time knowing there is not more uni ahead

>>39189725
/final year/ here. I already accepted a job offer for when I graduate in the spring. It seems weird that after 5 years, college is ending and I'll be doing the same thing for the next 40 years.

At least I made firm-handshake man proud.

>>39189701

>12 hours study a day

You wat

>>39189925
>hard degree at top 50 Uni
>gym/work 4 days a week
>study 3 days a week, usually only just 2 from 8AM-6PM and have evenings off
>do just fine

quality > quantity

>>39189725
>>39189844
Final year here too

>tfw got that one course which you might fail and keep you back an entire 6 months
>tfw no graduate job yet

>>39189246
>first exam
>late august
Where do you live where you have exams now? My last exam was early June.

>>39187493
>cheap
>easy
>flexible scheduling
only good goys think they have to do prereqs at an actual college paying full tuition so they can be in student loan debt for 20+ years

>>39187179
Not really, he might be hoarding trash for all you know, which could attract pests.

thoughts on a degree in property? i gotta pick something soon, and so far the only other things i can think of is fiance or computer science. but if i do fiance i will have to move to Aussie, cause no ez jobs in nz.

Are you guys in any clubs not academically related? I literally feel like I would not fit in with any social groups

>>39190368
Define the degree in property more.

Property is a broad topic but I have a feeling I know what it is.

I would suggest construction management if you are interested in buildings and development of projects.

>>39189082
can you tell me about getting a nursing degree? i mean i know you just need a certificate to get a job anywhere but whats the catch?

>>39190400
well in nz, bachelor of property covers property valuation to management. so there are a lot of options, and in its self is a broad topic

Cyber Security here.

The material is easy and i'm doing it basically all online, the occasional math unit makes my neurons fluctuate slightly before returning to being numb.

Who here /zero percent unemployment field/

>>39190420
>>39190420
Yep I am familiar with that degree now. They only offer one of those in the whole of Australia.

The problem with that degree is that's it's way too broad.

You don't learn enough about project management, quantity surveying, finance ect.. Just a tiny bit of everything.

It's sort of like getting a degree in flat science which is a bit of biology, chemistry, maths and physics but not much of any specific one.

If you are interested in the development side then go construction management.

if you are interested in more of the investment side then just get a finance degree.

if you are interested more on the design of a building which can also go into construction management fields then go civil or structural engineering.

I've work in the construction industry in the estimating/project management side

>>39190047
Maybe he's resitting failed exams

>>39190429
Any computing but game dev or programming is a good path, people like their IT guy of any flavour and speciality to be from the same country, they don't give a fuck if the software they use was written by an army of poo in the loos. And because woman don't do it you've only got half the population to compete with for the many jobs available.
Even considering that programming's not that bad compared to anything else you could be doing.

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>>39184413
Starting bach of polisci in Spring, did I fuck up?

As long as I get a good internship I'll be fine, r-right?

pic unrelated

>>39185586
wew r u me

very original

Moved in yesterday morning with my only one friend I have here who I'm sharing a room with this semester. Got him caught up on Rick and Morty and then played video games until he had to take a phone call and I felt like going to sleep. Glad I got my sleeping schedule actually worked out to be in bed by or before midnight. And so far this has been the best rooming situation I've had after going in blind with random roommates that have all been incredibly obnoxious normies. Maybe this will be the year where I won't want to kill myself every other day.

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>Finished undergraduate degree
>Get a job doing sysadmin stuff
>Do part time masters starting this fall

HELP

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>>39190429
Hey buddy
You probably won't get a cybersec job out of college unless you can actually create footage (reverse-eng)
Most likely you are learning the sysadmin stuff so you will end up and helpdesk/desktop support. Try to go for a NOC or a SOC job

Good luck

>>39191369
hotfallingdevil chaturbate gf. god i fap to her all the tine.

How can I find a virgin girl to date in a state university? I don't live in dorms.

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>What've you done this summer?

>>39191784
I would also like to know if you figure out.

>>39185510
PhD in psych sounds shit desu. You invest 8 or so years into an education and make only one half or one third (or less) the salary of an actual physician, who invested the same amount of time into their education.

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>>39191784
>>39191795
you can't, not an attractive one any way

>>39191842
What about average looks, at least not fat?

>>39191851
depends but what have you got that the army of chads with the same plan don't have?

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Why is psychology so popular? It's like every girl I talk do is doing psychology. It has no use whatsoever.

>>39191890
I don't care about that, I can manage. I just want to know how I can meet them.

>>39191895
"I like talking to people" is the main thinking behind it but you can do some stuff with it like police and social work, that type of thing.

>>39185241

Don't do any of your homework at home. Go to a coffee shop or the library and don't leave until you've finished all your homework or done a sufficient amount of test prep

>>39191895
Once the normalfags realize it's extremely oversaturated with an already small job market, it won't be so popular.

Psychology just seems like the kind of thing they study if they don't know what to do but don't feel like wasting time in an exploratory program.

I'm not sure what I should major in. I was thinking economics or CS, but I have shit math skills so I might stick with economics since it's less math intensive

>>39192078
Do economics. It's easier and has a decent payoff and good career prospects.

t. fell for the CS meme

>>39185330
maybe cause you study a degree for retards which doesn't require any effort to pass the classes.

>>39183586
>not owning your own three bedroom flat.

you guy are fucking stupid.

Any advice for surviving organic chemistry? I'm a freshman this year and I'm scared

>>39192310
Work hard, that's really all there is too it. It's scary at first but if you just work hard it gets so much easier.

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>tfw uni building looks like a fucking prison

I'll probably want to kill myself by the end of the first semester

>>39191785
I prepared a list beforehand of activites I could talk about. It actually played out very well.

>>39191851
Find a fat one, and help them lose weight. Only way you'll get a virgin this late I'm afraid.

>>39184413
This chart is pretty worthless in general but it's especially funny how having a PhD in some fields is worse than having just a bachelor's in them.

>be in math PhD program
>be incompetent
>fail qualifying exam
>always live on the edge of a B grade even with bad grade inflation
>can't get any advisors for a research project
>just want to be a community college lecturer but want a PhD to distinguish myself against the hordes of Master's students
>actually pretty good at teaching

What would you recommend a minor in, finance or accounting?

>>39192486
Accounting. Finance wouldn't be really useful unless you're going into finance, whereas accounting has more general applicability.

>>39192346
Are you from US? Any pics?

>>39192496
What about a major in economics with a concentration in business paired with a minor in accounting?

>>39192651
What do you even want to do?

>>39192664
Either work as a economist or work at a bank

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There's no better way to get irrefutable proof that you're a complete loser than uni. Even in a place filled with people my age and plenty of attractive girls my age I still haven't held hands with a girl in my whole life. I am even having trouble making friends. I am completely socially handicapped and it sucks to know this for a fact. I guess it's only for the best that my genes are being weeded out.

>>39192175
You seem upset. Keep being a brainlet

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>roommate was helping me out on the computer and saw r9k in another tab
It's over

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>>39192766
that is a bad feel but at least you haven't gone on an epic rant at half your class bringing one of them almost to tears then realised you were in the wrong the whole time.

>>39193304
what the fuck was it about

>>39193368
they were talking about some guy with aspergers, who gets picked on by people. Hearing half their convo it sounded like they were halving a laugh about him and times they fucked with him. I went full white night, calling people out for things I had seen them do to him in the past etc.

Turns out that wasn't what they were talking about and one of them had kids with autism an my rant made her think about all the times they got bullied and shit.

>>39193497
Sounds like you're the one with autism

>>39189642
yeah, but it's already included in the post (T14). If you think a PhD in CompSci is better than going to a T14 ur dumb

>>39185753
keep your GPA up, then go to law school

>>39193571
arguably, but I'd do it again honestly. I'm sick of seeing him get picked on, he's one of the only people in that place that isn't a lazy shit cunt. I'll trade people liking me to jump in for him.

>>39192424
Math PhD, any job you want, 300k starting

That should be enough to drive you onward

>>39193917
Except that's just a dumb meme and not real life.

>TFW cant start assignments until the VERY last fucking second. I literally can't work unless my balls are on the line. Most assignments I hand in are on the very fucking minute its due. Anybody else get this its a fucken major issue i have.

>>39194037
You're just lazy

original

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>>39194072
ye that sounds about right. But you see, I already knew that

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>>39194037
I love finishing projects the week they're given out and watching retards like you squirm two days to go making excuses.
>t-this projects just so hard
>I NEED pressure to work
>n-none of this is even in the notes
>w-why are all the project due on the same day this is too much work

do you know I was in a group once and they actually tried to complain because I did all the work?

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>>39183586
>go to uni in a week
> be 24
>everyone else will be about 18-19

>>39194441
There are a lot of old farts at uni, I guarantee you wont be the oldest in any of your lectures

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>>39194441
yeah man i was supposed to sign up for mid year but fucked up. 22 right now(its actually my birthday) and feel like shit for still not knowing what to do.
>tfw you take a gap yearS to figure out what you wanna do
TURNS OUT NOTHING!

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>>39194441
When you were 18 they were 12, and now you're at the same stage of education

>>39194441
That's nothing. I've taken plenty of classes with 30 and 40 year olds who have full time jobs and kids.

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Of the 6 people in my tutor group, there was one 26 year old. He was fairly tall and muscular and also had a beard.

He asked my to help with work a few times and it was so weird, I understand we're all first years but having someone 8 years older than me treat me like a teacher is kind of odd.

I just wanted to say to him "you're not some fresh-faced baby straight out of high school, couldn't you teach yourself this stuff?"

>>39194686
>couldn't you teach yourself this stuff?"
he wouldnt be going to school now if he could

>>39185753
25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?

28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?

>>39194730
Yeah I suppose, he was a nice person though

>>39189082
>I need an obviously faked and subjective diagram to feel good about my life choices

And people like you are allowed to vote

>>39186332
I'm sorry anon.
Gkhhfjiyg

>>39184413
>computer science and computer programming are different majors
wat.
also starting salaries greatly depend on cost of living and area

>>39195081
The amount of people at my uni who started comp-Sci and expressed a dire hatred for programming was eye opening.

>>39195145
that happens for basically every high demand major here
the 66% dropout meme is real

>>39184413

how is nursing higher than physical therapy?

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>second reception week starts tomorrow
>haven't talked to anyone

Graduating in February. First year was depressed as fuck cause I studied abroad, was always anxious about no friends etc. Stopped caring in the second year and it hasn't been too bad.

Did a meme business degree because I (correctly) assumed I wouldn't be able to force myself to study the required amount for something more rigorous due to depression, bad work ethic and laziness.

Business is a joke pretty much, don't do it unless you have some serious nepotism opportunities. A lot of the international students in my program were just getting their degrees as a token so daddy could hire them at his company.

Gonna spend the year after I graduate learning programming so I at least have some sort of basis to develop a marketable skill.

>>39183586
tfw commuter student B)
I'm avoiding normiedom

>>39196348
Commuter here, I actually wish I had spent at least one semester living on campus as I really haven't made any friends or a girlfriend since starting uni in the fall of 2014. However, I am glad I've saved 30k in student loans as my education had been free up to now.

>>39190357
knock on his door and see

i stay in my room basically all day and i'm super clean

>>39196418
yea I live right next to my uni any way so there was no point in wasting money staying in student accomodation + cycling stops me from going full blob mode.

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>have actual eidetic memory
>have no problem remembering huge amounts of notes or various sites from books
>still fucking everything up because of anxiety
>people ask me how I remember that or this stuff
>say don't know, they still haven't it figured it out

You can't just win lads. Time is a flat circle of hell

>>39192310
Why do people say it's so hard anyway?

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>moved in to an apartment yesterday with GF
>unpacking boxes, things are pretty comfy atm
>classes don't start for a good week, this place is a ghost town because dorm move ins aren't until thursday
>likely going to get a job during this time to pay for shit while all the normies are away, almost everyone in town is an international student
>unsure about how delayed student loan refunds will be this year, but might as well have the income
>gf is doing cute dorky shit like dancing while cleaning
i-is this what normiedom is like?
we still hate normal people and haven't even gone outside yet, but everything feels weird as fuck

Starting my IT major with a focus on software development tomorrow. Hopefully it will be better than my previous one.

>>39197983
And by one, I mean my previous major.

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>only one more year to make a friend
They said it would be easy.

>purposely went to uni for a useless english major and got a debt on me because nothing else was gonna happen in my life except browse /r9k/ all day
I hope a stray bullet comes flying down from the heavens and strikes me down

>>39185101
Chemistry is quite easy if you know the basics. Let's say if you are good with property of elements then you may predict the nature of bonding, geometry and even nature of reactions.
T. normie nerd whos double majoring in chemistry and biotechnology

>>39183586
I literally just got here and people are already going out with girls

>>39185162
>Attendance of mere 63%
>Appeares in quizzes and exams
>Secures A (>93%)

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>College starts tomorrow
>0 motivation to go or try this semester
I just want to work full time, I'm sick of school

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>>39184413
>Accounting
>Unable to break a 6 figure salary
You're funny

>>39194479
Oh well, happy fappy birthday anon

>>39198006
What was the previous major?

>>39185536
>Americucks have to share a bedroom ahahahaha

>>39198728
Spanish
Wanted to be a Spanish teacher, but after a service learning program I realized I hated teaching

>>39192099
I've heard that economics/finance isn't a good idea unless you go to a top school. Is accounting a better option than economics?

>>39198171
>>purposely went to uni for a useless english major and go
i'm strongly considereing an english degree but that chart and your comment is... rather sad

if i asked you to instead persuade me to get an english degree what would you say? don't say bs like "don't"

>>39198896
Not him but probably. Accounting jobs are in risk of automation but with an accounting degree you can get most business or finance jobs anyways.

How common is sex in university? Can I avoid it and find a nice chaste girl?

>>39198976
My friend told me that its impossible to not hear sex in the dorms at his uni. Paper thin walls and apparently no one gives a fuck.

My roommate asked me for my schedule so he can invite his gf over, kill me now.

>>39199050
Well, good thing I'm commuting then I guess.

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>didn't get assigned a nigger for a roommate or a suitemate

thank you lord

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>20 years old
>second year of Electrical Engineering
>start tomorrow in my new job working as a custodian at a public highschool
Pray for me guys.

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>>39199364
Is that a 555?

>>39192099
What's so bad about computer science?

>>39199391
yes 555 timing circuit :)

>>39199364
Also to add to this, my schedule for next semester (starts next monday) is
>Calc4
>Engineering Economy
>Physics 3 with Calc 4 + Lab
>"C" for Engineering

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>tfw you find out the cute girl who is nice to you has a boyfriend

>>39199792
Don't worry anon, she also has Tyrone for when her bf can't help her out

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>>39199525
>Calc 4
what's that supposed to be? Diff eqs?

>>39199917
Yes it is, I just put Calc4, you'd be surprised how many people don't know what Differential Equations means :)

>20 y/o junior
>Mediocre grades, no accomplishments to my name
>all the other social rejects either dropped out or are doing so well academically that it's embarrassing for me
>campus and /uni/ filled with 18 y/os who still technically have hope
it's a lonely life. I also have a single dorm and my will to go outside where the people are diminishes every day.

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>>39200506
Join a group on site?
Also go to the gym, work on your image.
Get a proper haircut, decent clothes (ditch your worded t-shirts and below the knee cargo shorts)

>>39184413
>law
>worthless
Do you have any idea how much lawyers make? Or judges? Don't get me started about fucking notaries. It may be a boring job, but a notary makes absurd amounts of money.

I'm actually quite excited for this semester, Primarily because my college finished a new dining hall near my dorm, and the food is actually pretty good. plus it's way less crowded.

>>39200675
isn't the field of law oversaturated though?

>>39184413
>tfw history major
I'm trying to get a job as a research historian for a branch of the military. If not there are other government agencies that hire history majors to write shit.

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>>39199792
>talk to girl you like from a different course
>as you walk away you catch
"is that the guy"
"yea"
"I'm so sorry"
>raucous laughter

>>39200675
It looks like Juris Doctor is actually in the second highest tier according to the diagram.

>>39201743
ouch, jesus

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Who here /motivated/?
>starting cc next week
>have a flexible schedule that allows me to study shit I'm not good at and mingle with clubs or fellow business academy students
>plan on going to campus gym and if it's full, take the bus across the street to a Planet Fitness so I can become /fit/
I'm gonna make it lads, I can feel it.

>>39202186
If this is your second plus try at college, I believe in you. If this is your first time, I'm doubtful. Good luck anyhoo

>>39202299
>If this is your first time, I'm doubtful.
Why?

I recently moved into my new apartment with two people, one my roommate from last year in the dorm and his friend.


I just want to go to class and get the grades and get out. I have a list of goals I want to accomplish this year but I doubt I can do it.

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>>39202328
we all start out like that, anon. it's a good thing to strive for but remember that it'll hurt more if you burn out or get crippled with depression.

>>39202186
Go to the campus gym even if it's full

>>39202394
Ah, that explanation makes sense, I wasn't even the original poster. Just wanted to know why.

I'm the opposite, just started College, and I don't do anything until the very last minute when I'm super sleepy and can barely think. Some habits never go away.

I'm finishing med school hopefully in a few weeks, just one more exam and I will be a doctor. I don't want to start work I like being a student.

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I'm seriously considering starting a PhD in February.

I have no more ambition left in my life and I'm tired. I just want to sit at home and write on some retarded thesis for a few years.

I think after that, I will just settle for working in a building cleaning company full time.

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>>39183586
>had anxiety and depression since preschool
>starting college tomorrow
>contemplating suicide for past 10 months to no go to college
>know that if I don't go to college I'll be a burnout loser outcast of society

>>39202529
Finishing my Masters in Comp Sci next week
I feel you, student life is comfy. it's almost like being a NEET but there is some purpose
might drag myself out and do a PHD or something, I do not want to work 9 to 5 like the rest of my family do

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tfw switched from stem to english

It may not be what makes the most cash but I'd be happy with my degree plus I have connections in some major news and publishing companies.

Honesty couldnt handle being a stemlord
>Study most of the day
>remember overly complicated things the teacher forgets most of the time
>The stress of final exams and hoping a curve will save you
>Mediocre grades
>Can enjoy college because too busy

atleast i'll be happy and writing has always been a strong suite for me
I apologize stemlords I really tried before switching

>>39202590
if you go to college you'll be a burnout loser outcast of society with tons of debt. just sayin
>>39202555
If you have no ambition you may as well go NEET instead of blowing more money before becoming a janitor

>>39202709
stem isn't for everyone
I cannot write for shit and maths has always been my best subject
each to their own anon, stick to what suits you

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>moving in the day after my flatmates move in
it's over isn't it

>>39202709
I switched from STEM to biology so I feel you. I was never meant to git gud at life so I might as well study something I'm interested in. no one counts bio as STEM, don't even try

>>39183586
Gonna be starting law school in January, I never see people in these threads talking about law, what's it like?

>>39202739
>I cannot write for shit and maths has always been my best subject
same here, almost failed advanced English because I had to write a fucking short story. just give me calculus, pham. I'm not coming up with a story. I can barely write an essay on any subject.

the only people I can see enjoying this are the ones that have been writing since their childhood/teens.

>>39189715
Purdue,urbana champaign and virginia tech..if i dont get in its fine at least i tried

>>39183586
i'm starting freshman year of CC in two days
i had a 2.8 gpa and 35 act / 1600 SAT AMA

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>>39202795
I can't come up with a story but writing essays and the like is a piece of cake for me. If I could make a job out of writing research papers I'd be set for life. Unfortunately, that skill is only useful in school and as usual there people far better than me at it anyway.

>>39183586
What can I do with a history degree besides becoming a professor?

>>39203013
Bamp for interest, I'm only good at history and English but I love both of them

>>39202773
I actually enjoyed Biology the first class I had to take as a requirement

It was probably the easiest thing for me to understand since it really is just memory instead of formula and mostly reading. It was just a first year human biology class.

>>39202795
>>39202795
I actually loved writing essays in HS. I always got a high grade for it. Even in my basic English class requirement in college I had gotten only 95+ on my essays except the one written one because auto correct doesn't exist by hand plus timed essays are cancer. Honestly there should be more fiction writing in English compared to Persuasive essays.

Used to be great at maths but I took 2 years off and have forgotten my understanding of the subject besides algebra and geometry and trig.

>>39202632

It is, it's perfect the NEET lifestyle but you can look people in the eye and not be ashamed of letting anyone down. I'm not smart or nerdy enough to go the academic route and my nostrils have got used to constant smell of shit that permeates through the wards.

Good luck for your degree, I like CompSci, I was the only one from a different subject that ever attended LAN parties on campus. A few awkward weirdos but what do you expect I guess.