>drink a 5 Hour Energy >get 0 hours of energy

>>35471101
>Drink 6 hour energy
>Get -1 hour of energy

>take super male vitality
>still beta

>>35471140
>buy water filter to free my system from the jewish chemicals
>still feel the need to look at porn

>eat 10mg Adderall
>get 5.3 hours of energy

It just werks. Everyone should be on this shit.

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>listen to slipknot
>turn gay

>take beta blockers
>still surrounded by betas

>>35471140
then take beta blockers

>>35471155
>iktf
I feel like a sucker

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>jerk off
>start passing out
>see something makes my dick move right after
>jerk off again
>it's like i was never tired

it just werks.

>>35471101
>drink a 5 hour energy.
>get 0 hours of energy.
>drink expensive loaded coffee
>feel nothing
>drink energy shots
>feel nothing
>do amphetamines
>feel weird but not energetic
>do blow
>feel angry as fuck


>have one can of original, normal coca cola
>tiredness melts away within 10 minutes
>stay up for 2 days.

What do they even put in that?

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>take double the dose of antidepressants
>still depressed

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>>35471101
>drink a cup of coffee
>still tired but my heart is pounding

>>35471182
Lonely man listens to posercore, becomes a fag. Many such cases. Sad!

>>35471280

Dont give up, take quadruple the dose

>>35471140
What exactly is that Super Male Vitality stuff even?
Some kind of chemical medication?

>>35471101
>drink chad's cum straight from the hose
>still not manly
>try drinking even more
>keeps turning me into more of a faggot

Why?

>>35471531
its alex jones testosterone supplements that betas buy and think will make them alpha

>>35471175
I will never take any jewish medication poison.

>>35471819

If you have a problem with the brand there are other makers of amphetamine. I just use brand name because it's more recognized.

>>35471209

Beta blockers? No, I happen to like getting erections occassionally

I had 4 cans of monster and some pistachios for breakfast 3 hours ago and I'm about to fall asleep.

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>>35471345
>drink coffee to wake up
>instead start breathing irregular and sweating profusely