>that feel when people actually have sex

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I'm actually shutting down my brain to stop the feels. The problem is it's not working and I end up just making my life worse.

>>39334934
just drink, anon. It will ease the pain.
Thing is, I genuinely think I'm an alcoholic now. Oh well.

>>39334905
>Your oneitis has been on a date before
>She's looked a man in the eyes and trembled nervously, filled with romantic and sexual anticipation
>She went back to that guy's apartment
>They sat down for a drink which was soon forgotten as he slowly undressed her
>Her bare skin melted at his touch and she dissolved in pure ecstasy as he inserted himself into her
>And you still dream about holding her hand
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT ROBOTS

>>39334982
if your giving out advice for other people to drink then yeah you probably are

>>39335023
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
why do you do this to me anon

>>39334934
damn did his humongous cock drain all the blood from his face?

I'm still not convinced that sex isn't just an elaborate prank that society is playing on virgin losers like us for laughs.

>>39335096
If it's any consolation I tortured myself just writing it

>>39334905
i used to get jelous thoughts like that all the time what helps is to just sit in silence for a while to clear your thoughts from doubt

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>>39335023
this post alone warrants some dead normies.

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>>39335023
D E L E T

T H I S

thanks for making my night

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in order to supply my need for intimacy, i like to daydream about girls etc
these mostly feed off of some internal passion or optimism for life, i guess just general happiness, along with normal 2D fantasy
recently it hasnt been working, lack of new source material and lack of optimism
im thinking about recording myself, it is probably of scientific interest to know the emotional evolution of a "fulfilled" man who never kissed a girl

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imagine your oneitis all nervous, trying to decide on what she'll wear before her date with this guy who had the balls to ask her out and she thought was kind of cute. She telling her best friend about him, and how she, despite all her previous romantic disappointments, decided to give this thing a chance because who knows, he might be the one, just as she could very well be the one for him.
Too bad that guy will NEVER be any of us, bros.

>>39335212
>Qt theater major a year older than me
>Always oddly nice to me, sometimes sends me unsolicited texts, always views my Snap story really early
>One of the very rare females who seems like a genuinely decent human being with a personality and hobbies
Should I go for it bros

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>the emotion when humans actually have coitus

>>39335086
well yeah im advocating drinking and living life slightly drunk all the time
im the person i want to be while drunk. i wish i could be like this always.

>>39335287
do it anon. good luck on the normie quest

>>39335287
go for it. PLEASE go for it. you'll regret it if you don't. please show us it's still possible....

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>>39335349
>>39335358
ALRIGHT I'll do it for my robot brothers
.....
How do I start tho

>>39335023
>tfw I remember I'm friends with the guy who took my oneitis's virginity

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.

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>>39335386
I have no clue anon. 90% of us have no idea.

>>39335477
Welp dammit
I think I'll try to strengthen the friendship a bit, get talking on a more regular basis and then ask her to coffee or dinner or something

>>39335386
the next time you run into her, engage in small talk and then, before an awkward silence sets in, ask her out for a beer or coffee that same day, or the next day. but don't "ask" her for it, just flat out state you two should go and have a drink and talk.
if she syas yes, then it's a whole other level..

>>39335507
im this guy >>39335531

DON'T strengthen the friendship because you know what'll happen? exactly, it will always be a FRIENDSHIP
you have to act fast, but without being pushy and needy.and by fast I mean, get her out on a date ASAP, or else you'll fiond yourself in the friendzone forever.

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>>39335086
jonathan brandis drank heavily and look how handsome he is

>>39335565
Sounds good
Luckily I'm seeing her tomorrow, our club's E-Board has a meeting
I'll try to contain my autism