>want to masturbate all day >parents constantly barging

Happy b-day masturbator

>get a lock

son why you locked your door. We are not strangers

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>>39348750
Hey Bucko, put on a nice change of clothes, I'm taking you out to drop off resumes.

>>39348815
B-but dad!

>>39348687
move out then. don't be THAT basement-dweller guy

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>not having a fucked up sleep schedule
>not masturbating for hours once parents are asleep

It don't feel good no more.

>family is always barging in without knocking
>start locking my door
>anon we need to be able to get in
>what if something happens to you like a heart attack!
>chuckle and continue to lock my door
Just stop being a pussy.

>>39349912
i do, but then i have nothing to do during the day.

>>39349953
Gathering material to fap to

FML.... picture is literally me last week for my 21st birthday
that's normal right haha......?

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>>39348687
jerk off in the shower then? or are you one of those neckbeards who never shower

>>39350241
you know that clogs the drains, right?

>>39350250
Lol I doubt that, not unless you cum like a fire hose everyday. Just wash it away with the showerhead

>>39348687
Learn from the master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2w3uZTEvPE

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I'm on the same situation of OP.

But being a girl is even worse.

All women are programmed to perceive other women as normie scum.

And being a bit different is like being a burden for the parents their entire lives.

Fuck this society. I just wanna fap.

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>>39350444
>tfw no small-caked gf

>>39350444

People like me are eventually going to make people like you regret what you're doing.

Have a nice evening.

>>39348687
>still living at home
why are you such a cucky OP?

>>39348815
fuck off you old nigger i told you i'm not getting a job and i'll fuck that tight hole of yours if you come in here one more time

>>39350444
I can see where you're coming from, but at least masturbation in the shower works way better as a girl.

>>39350444
>being a girl
Why the fuck are you here?

>parents had to go though my previous room to get to theirs

>>39348687
I had the worst birthday of my life today, so don't feel too bad.

I can't catch any breaks.

>>39350241
cant watch porn in the shower dipshit

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>>39348687
What if I told you that to live rent free you only have to give up all your freedom, have no personal possessions, personal space, and constantly have to live your life under the watchful eye of your progenitors, never being allowed to do anything true adults can do on a whim, such as watch movies past midnight, go to the fridge without being glared at, not constantly being reminded of the disappointment you are, not having to hide your porn or possessions that you can afford.

well all of that can become yours with this one simple trick!!!

>>39351210
it's either the watchful eye of your progenitors or the watchful eye of your wagecuck boss. at least you can play videogames at home, find me a job where i can play videogames the whole time and then sign me the fuck up

>>39348687
Oh hey I was just thinking about masturbating!

How many times have you cum in one day

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>>39351301
No no, that's okay, you should stay with your parents

>>39351322
Masturbation threads are always top comfy.

>>39351322
I think my record is five times. After the second time my dick starts to hurt though.

>>39351556
probably 5 for me too back when i was a whipper snapper. nowadays 1 is enough

>>39350573
I don't understand.

>>39350689
Girl masturbation usually takes more time than that anon. A girl can start in school in the morning, do a bit more in the afternoon at a library or movies and try to end it in the evening in bed.

>>39350799
I was going to GIF to see some action and accidentally entered this filthy hole.
But I've already took a shower and washed my hair so I'm getting ready to bed and will leave the fap to another day.

>>39351971
>girl masturbation usually takes more time than that
Not necessarily. It seems to vary a lot from one girl to another, personally I can make myself climax pretty quickly and reliably, usually.

>>39352011
You're missing all the fun.
Hold it bitch. You don't need to empty your balls.

>>39351147
>his brain is hardwired to only jack off w/ the help of porn

Come back when you can use your imaginatiob.

>>39352033
No kidding. I don't always come in three minutes, but occasionally you're pressed for time, or really horny, it happens. I do enjoy taking my time usually.

>>39351147
watch on phone?

>>39348687
Next time just pull your mom in and force her to jerk you off for interrupting you

>>39348687
Let them catch you and teach them a lesson about barging into rooms