Hey slaves, ready for another LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG,

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>Ssgt Goldstein says formation at 0500 for a death run
>Last day before post deployment leave

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First nasty hurricane of the season and I gotta go to Houston.
>tfw was hoping for Louisiana
Oh well, at least it's with Red Cross and not faggot national guard lol

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>bank holiday in bongland
Don't think so Shlomo

>>39350342
Don't worry, you'll be back on Tuesday, with double the workload since you were off Monday.

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>Go into work
>Do maybe an hour of actual work
>Bullshit with the lads for a couple hours
>Two hour lunch
>Come back do another hour of work
>Go home
>Rinse and repeat

Yeah OP, my life sucks.

>>39350519
If you were rich and didn't have any financial concerns, would you still do that?

I mean it sounds like you love it, so I'd assume that you still would, right?

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>>39349816
STILL in your room champ? What did I tell you about spending too long at your computer. Back in my day handsome young gentlemen like yourself went outside and played balled, especially on perfect summer days like this. Also, we had some good banter, but I don't think I ever called my friends "slaves". Sometimes your generation can be real head scratchers.

Anyway champ, playtime's over. You and me are driving around the block and we're not stopping until you either land a job or you've gone into every establishment there is, looked the manager straight in the eye, and given him a nice, firm handshake.

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>>39350606
Don't be rude, you know the rules, and so do I.

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I would kill to push papers in Mr Goldstein's poorly ventilated office
t. factory worker

>be in army
>literally get paid to smoke and drink energy drinks all day
>get paid to lift once a day
>spend 100/month on rent and rest goes into savings
I mean, the pay isn't great but the welfare meme is real

>>39350570
If you were in his place and had the choice between continuing your easy job and lifestyle or returning to NEETdom, would you quit your job and get welfare or move back in with your parents?

I mean it sounds like you love it, so I'd assume that you still would, right?

>tfw they're going to call me this week to sign my contract
FUCK FUCK FUCK, I'll miss being a NEET so fucking much.

>>39350519
LMFAO thats my job in a nut shell minus the 2 hour break, mine is only 30m but im not mad since only work for an hour tops and sleep for the other 7 1/2.
What do you do do? 2 hour breaks sound crazy where work.

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>>39349816
What if I told you that to live rent free you only have to give up all your freedom, have no personal possessions, personal space, and constantly have to live your life under the watchful eye of your progenitors, never being allowed to do anything true adults can do on a whim, such as watch movies past midnight, go to the fridge without being glared at, not constantly being reminded of the disappointment you are, not having to hide your porn or possessions that you can afford.

well all of that can be yours with this one simple trick!!

>>39350876
Join the military my man(unless you're a burger and are willing to deal with shit pay for like 15 years)
I literally got a 6 hour break every day this week and I only work 8 hours a day

>>39350840
Slaving away to make someone else money or get money from the government for doing absolutely nothing?

Hmm, tough choice.

>>39350902
My parents are pretty chill. I can do whatever I want on a whim.

Jelly?

>>39351201
You're pretending that getting money from the government gives you anywhere near a comfortable life. You and me both know that's false.

>>39351241
I get a little over $700 a month and unlimited time to myself.

You get, if you're lucky $3000 a month, all of which goes to your monthly expenses, and nearly no time to yourself.

Who's the unlucky one here?

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>>39350902
my parents pay rent for my apartment and give me $200 a week and i literally dont do shit all day, being born into a rich family really feels good man

>>39351316
On $700 a month you're living in a total shithole and only eating garbage junkfood. You definitely have no money for hobbies, so your freetime is almost certainly spent just fucking around on your computer with no social interaction. Median household income is about $4000 a month. Coupled with the fact that it's an easy office job with a lot of free time anyway it's a much better deal, buddy.

You're simply coping because the only job you can get is a garbage mcjob.

I don't have any meetings tomorrow. I'll probably get in around 8:30 though to snag some breakfast.

>>39351316
>all of which
no my monthly expenses are around about 985$
>the other 55% is free money to do whatever with and that includes saving up for retirement. i only work 3 days a week so i have more free time than i need.
I dont know where this myth that employed people have 0 time and money cam from or why you believe it so readily.

>>39351316

>actually valuing having all the time in the world to stagnate and not progress or develop in any meaningful way
>deludes self with made up fantasies in which the normal employed person lives pay to pay

Pitiful.

>>39351390
>apartment
>$200 a week
>rich

Oh dear.

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>>39349816
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU I DONT WANNA GO BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39349816
I'm getting paid $12/hour to build a retaining wall at a nice house in a nice neighborhood so it's alright.

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>>39351980
I'm getting paid $20/hour to build a retaining wall at a nice border in a nice country so get fucked.

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>>39351630
my parents own and live in a 3 story house in long island NY and i live in an apartment in Manhattan

> working IT support /nightshift/
> bosses won't let me switch with people who don't want it because it's ""not fair"""
I won't last back on days

Goldstein reporting in, I'll be arriving sometime between 8 and 10 am so make sure to have my metrics prepared and neatly organized in PowerPoint so that I can blindly click next slide and read the numbers off. God help you if you make me look even the slightest bit foolish when I'm presenting the metrics in tomorrow's family meeting!

My happiest times in my life lately have been when I'm just shooting the shit with co workers, or actually getting shit done at work and completing something. When I was a NEET, I was a fucking mess. I'd wake up every day late, not do shit all day and the weeks went by. I don't mind working that much, its actually my time off I get most depressed. Like this weekend I didn't do shit, just drank and slept in, I watched the boxing fight on a stream by myself, I have no friends or life. So at least work takes my mind off that.