Ever been snipped by a crab?

>>39624375
Yeah, when I was a baby a kike doctor snipped off the tip of my penis.

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>>39624505
>jewish crab doctor

Ever been sucked by cock?

>>39624375
(((RARE TRANSLUCENT HUMMER RELEASED BECAUSE IT WAS TAGGED FOR PREGNANCY)))

yes, I used to go crab fishing and it clamped on my finger for a second and I screamed and then it let go and scuttled away and all was well once again yes yes yes

anyone else miss the "this kills the crab" memes?

i don't have any saved

>>39624375
When I worked at Red Lobster the lobsters would frequently come missing rubber bands and I had to grab them. I never got snipped though.

>>39625098
wow lobby expert pls tell more lobby stories

>>39624375
Why the hell is that crab so sexy. Crabs are gross but I honestly can't help but enjoy the lighter one. I wanna fuck that thing