>tfw miss the toilet

tfw spray

That picture literally filled my mouth up with water.

Uncut dicks are so beautiful

>>35823387
impressively gay

>tfw piss sprays out in 8 directions

>tfw piss on grandpa

>>35823284
Looks like an elephant trunk, or a cold cut. Why are our bodies so nasty?

>>35824492
tell me im wrong

>literal male roastie

>>35824553

I don't think it looks nasty. It's well-suited for its purpose.

>>35824518
This. Do cut cocks have this problem?

>>35824615
nope, it happens to everyone. It's something to do with your tubes being pressed together for a long time, drying out, and getting stuck together.

>>35824657
shit, that was supposed to be a yes

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>>35823284
>tfw mom keeps asking why I'm missing the bowl
>tfw I can't explain

Tfw I cant get on my knees and suck on that dick

its called pulling your foreskin back. i have phimosis and i can do it when im soft from basic stretching for like, a week.
really guys, come on

>>35824859
Has nothing to do with circumcision status
>>35824657

>piss normally but at the same time drops drip staright down from your dick to the floor and you don't even notice until afterwards

>tfw I sit down to pee and don't sorry about it

>Unless I squeeze it and wipe it with a piece of toilet paper it leaks piss into my underwear afterwards

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>jerk off
>try and pee
>piss doesn't come out for a second and then sprays out like a fire hose

>tfw piss redirects on your pants

>>35823284
That's a girly cock.