Embarrassing stories

So what? it's just ear licking. It's not sexual in any way.

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>>35822856
>It's not sexual in any way.
It was something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuWx_gzd_Wo

>>35822924
that one doesn't say but other ASMR Japanese ear licking videos make it clear in the description that they are not sexual

>>35823101
>make it clear in the description that they are not sexual
Doesn't matter, to normies it still sounds exactly like what it sounds like and I personally don't mind that it sounds exactly like what it sounds like.

>>35823218
I have to check the context first. Some videos are listed as "for all ages" or "15+" and I cannot masturbate to them.

>>35823101
>other ASMR Japanese ear licking videos make it clear in the description that they are not sexual
welp guess I better stop jerking off to them then

I embarrass myself pretty regularly

>get really drunk
>start walking around campus
>see basketball court with few kids playing and a bunch of kids chilling around watching
>challenge them to a game
>they clearly don't want to but say okay and we play to three
>catch a pass
>airball completely nowhere near the basket
>switch to defense
>get my ankles broken and fall on my ass
>too drunk to stand up
>black kid shoves his camera in my face and roasts me then posts it on his snapchat
>can hear girls on the sidelines laughing
>stumble off quickly into the night

>>35823624
You were drunk anon, that is a great story

>>35823624
get crossed, bitch nigga

you deserved it desu

>>35823932
That's not an excuse faggot. He chose to be drunk.

>>35822831

>just leased new apartment
>family coming over
>browsing trap porn on new huge monitor
>so used to being alone and undisturbed just walk away from pc and leave everything on screen.
>everyone shows up all at the same time.
>everyone spreads out checking out apt
>dad and sister go in bedroom and are leaning over pc
>i walk in to show them some stuff and remember trap porn
>pc screen is blank. just the desktop showing
>oh shit
>huge smirk on dad face.
>sister looks completely disgusted

welp cant win them all

>>35824303
>Huge smirk on dad face

Topkek

>>35824303
couldve been worse right?

>>35824303
>>browsing trap porn
You deserved it, faglord

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>coming home from a family vacation years ago
>im like 12 and puberty is in serious swing
>long-ass ride home in the family minivan
>sitting all the way in the back
>hormones and boredom get the best of me and I start fapping under my shorts
>3 minutes of this and I cum
>be hours later, get home and start unpacking
>Dad comes up to my room and tells me he, my mom and my older sister all noticed me jerking it
>lectures me on when its appropriate to do so

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>>35824399
>tfw he gets it

>>35824631
WHY DIDN'T WE CARE THAT FUCKING OBVIOUSLY THEY NOTICED

>>35822831
What in good fuck is wrong with you

>>35825603
What do you mean?

original lick

>>35825754
What in Tarnation do you listen to EAR LICKING for

>>35824631
I jacked off a lot in public and always assumed no one noticed

>>35825777
Binaural ear licking sounds good and it's relaxing.

>>35824303
This is the philosophy I've adopted in my recent years. Don't get bogged down when embarrassing shit happens just roll with it. Nothin you can do now so atleast see if you can make it interesting.

You seem like a cool guy anon

>>35826080
Thats fuckin fucked

>>35822924
has that artist ever seen a tongue before

>>35826489
no u

ORIGENOLOLI

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>>35826080
I just tried this
I have never felt so revolted and violated by a sound before

>>35826489
>>35826770
Get out normies.

original lick

>at uni
>girl arrives late, sits next to me because every other chair is taken
>I'm trying to act normal
>she asks me if the professor said anything important during the time she wasn't there
>I say yes
>she asks me what
>I say "I don't know"

I dropped out anyway

>>35824303
Your dad seems like a cool guy. Good for you anon.

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>>35828738
Oh anon fucking uni dropout pain
>some bs public speaking class
>super qt in class
>need to do interview for project
>ask her after class
>walk with her for a while
>actually make her laugh
>interested in my hobbies
>asks to see some songs I've written
>time to part ways
>get number
>text her later to set up interview
>tells me she actually can't
>doesn't text me after
>doesn't acknowledge me next class
>mfw
I dropped it too

>>35826441
Not Anon, but I feel the same way. Sometimes it can be difficult though.

>>35828834
Something similar happened to me but it isn't worth greentexting.

>>35828909
Feels like there are just stacies in every class waiting to reel in robots and spit them out

>>35828834
>not dropping out of college altogether so you don't have to deal with this shit anymore
the college environment is cancer

>>35828990
Agreed, now it's online classes except
>can't get out of bed for online classes
End me

>>35829011
Maybe you've chosen the wrong path
If you can't get out of bed to learn about something, maybe that thing isn't worth learning (for you at least)

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>>35828834
You think you know pain?

>Sitting by qt Korean in Japanese class. >Talk, get breakfast, get her number
>Mfw
>Drop out because about to kill myself
>Anon I haven't seen you in class :(
>Yep dropped out ahahahahahah bye

>>35829024
I wish, more like I was making progress in the gym which in turn made me feel better about going out (129lbs to 160lbs over 6 months) until I got hit with some unknown intestinal issue so I haven't been able to eat anything but soup for a month now, have gone down to 145lbs and lost will to live
Sorry for the rant anon

>>35829046
Oh anon so close yet so far
Suicidal thoughts bring comfort

>>35829068
Fuck that sucks
Hope you get better m8

>>35824303
post picture of daddy now. im jealous. i want a cute silver daddy to discover that im watching old men masturbate and rape me

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>19, finished tech school for Air Force
>Get sent to Japan to do mechanical crap
>Was a virgin and was socially awkward although BMT fixed that to a degree
>Really just had a burning desire to fuck a girl so I finally make a move and start hitting on random girls
>They were all super embarrassed even though I really should've been the one who felt that way
>Finally find a girl who didn't uncomfortably walk by me the second they figured out what I was asking
>She must've been a whore because we were having sex that very night
>I cum as soon as she touches my dick and she laughs
>I was instantly hard again
>As soon as I put it in I cum again
>I cum what must've been 5 times in the span of two or three minutes, she was laughing the entire time
>She only stopped when I couldn't get it up anymore and was visibly disappointed
>Still haven't had sex again to this day

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>>35829110
Thanks senpai, just gotta wait it out
Mostly NEET with pup and Persona 3
>pic related

>all these normies talking about "lol awkward and like cringe moments with my f a m xD"

>>35829125
>had sex
No embarrassment here, good job tho

>>35829154
I came like 5-6 times in only a few minutes while she didn't get off at all.

>>35829167
ohhhh, that sucks Chad :(

>be me like 5 years ago
>two black guys surrounded by college students
>black guys talking about ebil whitey
>talking about whites owing blacks reparations
>say " seems like the US government should owe those not white people in general'
>get btfo by 20 people and can't even say anything back cause yelling
I pretty agreed with them.

>>35829167
Did you plan on dating her? Marrying her? No. She was almost certainly a ONS. Especially if she's fucking on the first date. Trust me, this is a GOOD thing. You've gotten your rocks off, lost your V-card, and now can find a pure qt virginal waifu for laifu.

>>35829167
you were a virgin that's to be expected

>>35829125
Dude fap before fucking. (Like not right before but some hours prior)

>have to give speech in class
>not a big deal, good at public speaking
>bring slides on USB
>university computer is being projected for the slides
>plug it in, ready to grab my slides
>in that moment realise that I let /sp/ name my USB years ago
>"Niggershit has been found"
>pull it out immediately
>think nobody sees, everyone looks chilled
>one girl looks horrified and proceeds to tell her friends what it was called
>then everyone else wants to know and she gladly tells the class
>lecturer talks to me after how it could result in misconduct

It didn't. But still.

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>>35829259
>niggershit
Fucking worth it

>>35829259
you are a national treasure

>>35829259
>admitting it was yours instead of explaining that your friends were playing a prank on you