The most beautiful and interesting girl you have ever seen accepts being you gf with one condition:
You can't ever cum again.
It's not due to her being angry at men or something, its purely due to spiritual reasons.
Oh, also can't eat meat.
Is cumming worth never ending loneliness?
>there are women out there that believe men would give up fucking and eating meat for any reason
Why don't you stop having periods
>can't cum
Sure.
>can't eat meat
Fuck off.
>>39226622
Eh, I'd give it a try for a few weeks just to see how it goes. But I'd expect to give up and go back to being the meat eating, cum happy degenerate I currently am after two weeks or so.
Ejaculating is good for you, by the way. Holding back is terrible for the prostate.
>can't eat meat
Go fuck yourself with a railroad spike.
>>39227325
There is a SINGLE study linking it to HIGHER CHANCE OF CANCER AT OLD AGE
How is this "terrible for your prostate" to a point where you shouldn't ever stop cumming for a day? This is just an excuse. Red meat is a literal carcinogenic and people dont tell you to stop eating it because of it.
>>39226622
Sounds like her personality is a deal breaker and I'll keep waiting on androids because this girl doesn't meet my standards if she isn't perfect.
>>39226622
>You can't ever cum again
Hmm ok. Might be hard to pull off, but I thi-
>can't eat meat
Nope
>>39226622
>interesting girl
>due to spiritual reasons
interesting in the worst way possible
>>39226622
hahahahahahahahhaha no way, not even close
>>39226622
you know, i would be able to do that. would she fuck another guy or love you only
I wpuld do anything for crispy
>>39227586
"fuck"
Dude she's an enlightened being.
>>39227548
Maybe you are not interesting
>>39226622
Ultimatums kill relationships.
>hurr durr monogamy is an ultimatum
Diluting relationships through extramarital relations is also a killer
>hot gf I can't fuck
what would be the point lol
>>39226622
Who is the girl in the OP? origianinniano
>>39227636
Wow you sure showed that strawman who's boss friendo.
no.
I would be missing out on a really important part of a relationship if I couldn't cum with my partner. I just wouldn't feel as close to a person if we didn't have sex or they never made me cum.
>>39227729
"Listen to the Stars"
youtube astrologer