Only Child Thread

>>39228658
OK, I don't understand what the big deal is

you can live off your parents forever and then when they die, you're the only recipient of their inheritence. I don't understand why people have more than one child anymore, why do people produce slaves?

Why would you want your offspring to be a slave?

Every extra descendant you have is just another division of the inheritance you pass to them, increasing their degree of slavery.

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>>39228658
>tfw the family name will die because no gf
millions of years of procreation. fucking hell.

>>39228715
It can make people a bit odd and self centred

but other than that it's pretty comfy

>>39228726
I honestly feel zero guilt over this. I didn't choose to be ugly, if parents want to blame anyone they can blame their own genetics.

>>39228658
Yup. It's up to me to carry on our family name and i'm nothing but a failiure. maybe if i donate my sperm to a sperm bank ill get lucky and have. arandom kid out there or something

>>39228726
The hope lies with me or my Male to female tranny second cousin I haven't seen in 12 years. I can safely say the family name is going away.

>>39228726
That's retarded. Women are fucking baby machines if you want a baby some stupid whore will be happy to give you a baby it's all those stupid pieces of shit are able to understand


>>39228735
>It can make people a bit odd and self centred
i guess this is true, but yeah seems like the comfiness completely offsets that. i mean it's not like i sit here as a wageslave selling my soul to the jews just so i don't have to be homeless but i think to myself oh thank god mom and dad gave me a sister because otherwise i would have been odder than i am now

The only real GF I've ever had family hated me because I was an only child. They were totally fine with me and then she let lose and mentioned it. She told me like a week later that her Grandparents didnt like me because I "didn't grow up with siblings". I guess my mannerisms were too "weird" for them. I got shit on because I didnt wash all of the dishes after dinner, who the fuck does that? I'm the guest, why the fuck would I wash everyone's dish? Don't even get me started on the times she told me to make more small talk with her family. I would try and then get a complaint that my small talk was too akward and shit. Protip is to never let people know you're an only child.