How do you tell a girl you'd like her to fuck your butt?

>>35913080
You are asking for advice.
>>/adv/
This is what you're looking for. This a place to hang out and greentext. Go to the aproriate boards.
You're also reported.

>>35913151
Oh no Johnny Law a coming for me

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>>35913080

pro-tip from somebody in the know
she will lose all respect for you as a man and it will ruin your relationship, even if it doesn't even happen. Don't even ask. Forget about it, she'll think your a fag or whatever, accept that men do not get any leniency in their sexuality if they present as hetro.

Option B) Pay a prostitute
Option C) Have a dude fuck you in the butt
I haven't tried either, but best of luck

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>>35913080
Are you looking for it to be meaningful to you? Build up the relationship for twelve hours at 0.5x A presses for 12 hours and she'll most likely be ready to peg you. But first, let's talk about parallel universes. Let's say you find A girl, not a girl that you'd want to love, but A girl, preferably in a red light district. Ask if she's done this type of worked before, if so ask how much. Remember to have a location set prior to this so you don't look like a total faggot.

>>35913080
"im gay"
oregeano

>>35913080
Just ask and I'll do it. Not that hard. Lube up the strapon to make my life easier if you want.

>>35913338
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Oregonmao

>>35913080
If you have a good relationship with the girl, just ask her. If not, try a prostitute. Seriously, just ask, she will either be into it or won't be.