This is the face of fake ASMR. This girl was a literal nobody

This is the best new face on the ASMR scene.

Prove me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8JFV1lCqAlxkg2WW-p3xDQ

>>35913139
Protip: only watch male asmr content creators.
They typically have much higher standards of quality for their videos.

>>35913168
What kind of parent lets their little kid on Youtube?

>>35913139
Who gives a shit? Anyone who listens to ASMR is a lost cause anyway, what kind of infant do you have to be to listen to hours of motherfigures whispering to you? Don't even get me started on videos where they do some kind of retarded crossover between ASMR and unboxing videos.

>>35913323
You seem awfully knowledgeable and yet incapable of feeling it.

>>35913359
I once spent an hour or so clicking through different ASMR videos after my brother told me he actually listened to it. It's exactly the kind of weird shit that mentally unstable millennials would appreciate, which he is.

Not like I don't have a myriad of issues, but at least I'm not watching ASMR videos

>>35913438
>almost 40
>wife and I both watch it
>wife and I both perform it on one another
>she no longer takes any medication for stress

I'm sad for you if you don't experience it, but it's not what you think it is.

jellybeanasmr best asmr

>>35913496
She's okay, far from the best.

>>35913438
Not everyone gets the tingle effect from asmr. Its genetic, I've been getting it since I was a kid and always wondered what it was.

>>35913461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt3TYfea4Ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3-jZU3kxLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM9qKNbNbXI

It's (mostly) women whispering about random-ass situations because the people who listen to it probably don't have healthy relationships / life. If you have to listen to women whispering about how she's going to take care of your boo-boos at the hospital, you've got issues.

Which, again, I have too but at least try not to pretend that your shitty perverted coping technique is some normal thing.

>>35913610
>selective linking

Roleplays are a fad. Some of them work. Some don't. Slime is a fad. Ear licking is a fad. That sticky foam shit is a fad. Ear massage with oil is a fad. Eating is a fad. Chewing gum is a fad.

Accept that the community is riddled with money-chasing whores and then move on to an ASMRtist who makes good content.

Who is she?

My latest favourite is ASMR Circus.

She's a pretty girl who whispers in to a microphone on youtube. Why you mad?

EphemeralRift was pretty based before the ASMR community drove him out for offending feminists or some shit.

>>35913168
WTF

this is a pedophile breeding grounds. ASMR is inherently personal, affectionate, and generally somewhat erotic regardless of what's really happening

this shit should not be allowed; it looks like her parents helped her with this which shows they're either naive or don't care

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I don't care if it's fake ASMR, if it's a nice girl who is pretty and says nice things to me I'm happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9qLZ1_P5xY

>>35913688
I love her too. I like when she cleans my ears and acts like she's my mommy

asmr doesn't get better than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SPXPB-2pAA

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>>35913323
It helps me relax and sleep. :)

>>35913323
i listen to asmr for keyboard sounds. i discovered this shit in high school and my teacher would type on her laptop when we were taking tests. Before that it was haircuts. Female roleplay asmr is the worst and most just listen for the thought of a cute girl talking to them and it gets them aroused if they admit it or not.

>>35914107
>gibi asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM9qKNbNbXI
Great taste senpai-

>>35913717
He still uploads regularly m8

ASMR is bigger than ever before, it's not hard to look for new videos if you search by upload date.

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>>35913139
I never understood asmr.

Some faggot whispers into a mic without a pop filter. What the fuck is so stimulating about that? Am I supposed to feel something besides boredom?

>>35913139
>ASMR is really shit now. I miss the old days.
Shut the fuck up anon. There are no 'old days' of ASMR. Plus, its not like she has taken over other, better channels. Just don't watch her.

who cares, not a fan of her work anyways.
I'm into milf asmrtits now anyways

>>35914417
I just put it on while a work. It helps me focus. Plus, its good if I can't fall asleep.

>>35913139
At least she's not a liberal

>>35914466
>milf asmrtists
gonna need you to list a few

>>35914514
Jesus christ. Separate your identity from your political views. So many faggots like you just go around trying to start shit just so you can have some kind of person to person interaction.

>>35914523
https://www.youtube.com/user/angelhands66
bretty good

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who into /literalpsychoasmr/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQzRq9YPqo0

this dude actually believes the sun is at the center of the earth and enjoys trolling flat earth conventions

>>35913139
ASMR is fagtarded shit anyway, it takes a mentally ill person to "get it"

>>35913139
"Durr 700K subscribers are wrong about what they like, what I like about my stupid fetish-turned-obsessive-creepy-passtime is clearly superior to everyone else!!!!"

ok buddy keep self-fellating. please give me your address so we can send a letter to your house informing you when we start to care.

>>35914634
I saw a weird asmr with a girl threatening to kill me or some shit
I don't get that or the "bitchy" asmr ones none of them ever give me tingles they're all done by awful literally who camwhores
I like ephemeralrift and the crinkle videos from massageasmr and that nicole broad who is married and used to upload a lot but doesn't much anymore since the teenybop scene took over she had the hotel check in video among others

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

the man who saved ASMR

>>35914659
Ahhhh see this guy gets it

ASMR = Auditory Shallow Masturbatory Retardation

Normies trying to simulate the deep emotional and spiritual experiences they'll never have, because they don't use their brains and/or are too afraid to use drugs

>>35914847
>because they don't use their brains
Doesn't that neckbeard get itchy?

>>35914505
I play music on low volume if I want to concentrate. If I can't sleep, I just watch dumb youtube videos till my eyes get heavy.

Asmr is completely useless to me

>>35913139
the asmr scene began dying in 2014 because people saw the trend up and coming and decided to jump on it.
I've been watching asmr since 2011 back then it was a bunch of people experimenting and it was fucking great. Don't really watch it anymore aside from lesser known people who still keep that old asmr spirit going.
Now it's all attention whoring

>>35914912
Yeah, I get that. I get too much into music though. Sometimes I do just watch normal videos to fall asleep though.

>>35913139
Who cares? Most people watching ASMR just want to see cute girls. ASMRDarling is the first asmr girl pretty enough to be a low-tier model, so of course she's popular when her competition is average-looking women.

>>35914914

What is with you people?

ASMR became more popular, you were a part of that process... it's a popular thing, people like it, more people make it.

WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM HERE??? It was ALWAYS attention-whoring, who the hell uploads a video\audio to Youtube without wanting attention?!?!

>>35915027
People like to act like hipsters but also act like they hate hipsters.

you know if you wanted to listen to something to put you to sleep, there are some good ramblers that dont sound like retards just total bores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rELnNyKaYdw

this cunt in mind numbingly boring, he takes 5 minutes to say the simplest thing and keeps getting sidetracked

>>35913174
this, but I can't stand dudes whispering in my ears it's 2gay4me

Asmrdarling > all others
She's cute and has a good voice
Yes she's friends with pewdiepie aka the most famous internet personality in the history of the universe

>>35915568

Is Marzia getting cucked? Is there porn of this?

I fucking love getting haircuts because of the asmr I feel. Also it feels nice for a usually somewhat hot woman to touch me at all

>>35913653
link to an ASMR quality content creator who isn't a charlatan

>>35915654
The more beautiful the women that cuts my hair the bigger the tip

>>35913139

You little pussy bitch. You literally typed out an entire novel because you're butthurt some teenage girl isn't doing your weirdo whispering fetish thing "the right way".

I would give you the ass whooping your faggot failure of a father never did if you uttered this nonsense in my presence.

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>>35913168
wtf, im a pedophile now.

>>35915735
the more erect my dick aswell tbhwyf. Good hair cuts are important in terms of my tastes in attractiveness so for the most part they are pretty attractive