>be me >20 year old kissless virgin >Decide to get snapchat

>>35913082
She wNts to fuck.

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>>35913082
"Well, let's see if we can change that ;)"
OP something like this you fucking retard

>>35913145
DO THIS OP
oringangog

>>35913082
You probably gave off virgin vibes. You coulda just lied, I didn't lose my viriginity til I was 20 and the girl I lost it to had no idea.

>>35913108
>>35913145
I called her a fat whore. I-is that smooth?
Then she said "I'm pregnant" and I replied with "pregnant with a few cheese burgers in your belly. She's not pregnant actually, just a bit chubby.

>>35913082
The literal meaning would be
>i would like to gwt you horny so I send you this photo
> As I dont want to like a slut I give you a negative comment so we can talk
>if you talk like a serious confident man and give me a social and normalized excuse to fug and chill we will
>if you sperg out ,i will go away
>if you behave like I chad I will judge you like if you tried to be one, and you would be a pretty shitty one so I can test you.
Girls are always testing. Only possible answer are
>behave like a fake character of yourself till you fug
>behave like you feel and be a happy person until she crushes your dreams and hopes for being to realistic/utopic
Yes. The ride never ends.
Welcone to the cyborg world

>>35913082
She's just teasing

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REEEEEEEE FUCKING WHORE ROASTIE PIECE OF SHIT.

>>35913199
nailed it anon you're so in there

>>35913082
Tell her not to get her phone wet and that shes a cunt

>>35913082
Damn right from the shower that's cold

Ask to see tits

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W-will this show her guys????

>>35913255
try and go for the pity fuck at this point and say that you're a loser because no one likes you not the other way around

>>35913285
No that's autistic just try and be nice and turn it around

>virgin
>calling self muscular

Dont

>>35913199
smooth anon just give it a few hours you're basically already inside of her

>>35913285
get rid of the last part about you and you're good

>>35913285
why reply? just leave it alone. if you reply at all you lost.

>>35913255
>and I am not I get people people like me unlike u that's y no one wants to date u
what does that even mean

>>35913199
Dont listen to lulz fagz if you want to fug and enter this anguish dome called ciborg status
She definitively wants to fug.
Just text her this and see how she answers like the filthy attention whore she is. They are like kids. Patriarchy is a myth. The reality is that we subjaget/empower women in the just level so we can manage a family and obtain a developed human resource
>text to send her is this>>>
>>>"I just grabbed a beer and Cancer Tropic~ what about you?"

>>35913285
damn you ruined it you could've boned her

she was wasting her time on you WHILE SHOWERING which 99% means there's a chance to bone her

be rude and cold but don't be a douche which you failed

>>35913308
I am much more attractive than her though, and I am actually muscular.

>>35913316
she was responding to something he said or continuing from where she left off

"and I am not. I get people. People like me, unlike you, which is why no one wants to date you."

>>35913285
ah so this is why you're a virgin

>>35913353
It makes you look defensive and therefore a beta fuck. Just don't do it.

>>35913316
Dumb roastie babble, basically she just called me a loser and said I could see why people don't want to date me.

>>35913353
Yeah well apparently not enough to fuck her or lose your virginity so I'd be humble

She blocked me guys, I'm going to call her a fatty landwhale whore next time I see her in class.

>>35913082
if your end goal is to bang her you already failed

what you should've done, and what you should still do, is not get defensive like a little crybabby cuckboy and just act sarcastically hurt and make obscure references she doesn't get with ironic emojis like the "hmm makes u think" emoji to make her feel retarded

that's the first step

IF those were real screenshots from snapchat it would have her name in the top left side?

>>35913255
Cheer up buddy, check out those dubs you just rolled!

>>35913425
Don't man just say hey sorry I was having a bad day would you add me back on snapchat?

She referenced sex and sent you a pic from the shower you idiot. Dumb ass.

I forgot how stupid people are in and just out of highschool.

i know that feel

>i went to community college there was a game room
>nerdy kids brought their xbox over to play it
>there was a hot girl Marissa who played video games there
>i had her one of my classes
>i got the same answer
>reversed it into i'm not
>felt kind of embarrassed because it was kind of loud in the class
>years later i worked at a grocery store i saw her she gave me a smile because i started lifting weights
>there was a fatty who would cockblock me there
>i didn't even try on her

>>35913082
you do realize she can see that you screen capped that right?

What is the point of this thread?

>school
>20 years old
>message from fellow adult is a kid saying "ok ur a loser and I am not get people people like me unlike you thats why people dont want to date u"

Who are you fooling OP?

>>35913451
Their name does not appear when they send pictures directly to you.

>>35913467
this guy is hopeless don't even try, he's completely autistic

although i disagree about saying sorry and having a bad day, that won't work, it parts a large red flag over his general personality. maybe he can say he was joking or that someone told him to say that

>>35913285

"Well if we're already in the red might as well show me them tittes"

>>35913455
2 sets of 55 dubs. What did kek mean by this?

>>35913519
the picture is literally of a 12 year old child

MODS

>this thread
Holy fuck

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>20 year old virgin

Jesus Christ. You consider that ANYTHING?

I'm fucking 27 and I've never even kissed a girl. Where do I go to get away from these disgusting FUCKING NORMIES?

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>>35913082
>still telling women you're a virgin
The only way it's acceptable to tell a woman you're a virgin is if you have the swagger and charisma of a guy who fucks a lot. And at that point, she'll think you're joking. Next time, tell the girl you're not a virgin. When you fuck her and you're awful and cum within seconds, just roll over and go to sleep. It's alpha.

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she blocked me originally.

>>35913569
fuck off underage fag

nobody either you or here are 20, what school even has 20 year olds

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>>35913606
>>35913606
I dont know? Seniors in high school?

College students? How fucking stupid are you

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Reeeee females deserve death. I'll post some nudes I got off of female roasties using my Chad tinder account.

>>35913606
Is it that really that weird to call a University "school"
I hear people say it all the time in the U.S

>>35913650
Tell me of your catfishing

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>>35913650
Dumping more tinder roasties DEATH TO ROASTIES.

>>35913082
>>35913255
>>35913285
Whenever someone shit talks you online just reply "Wow this really made me think. Thanks!" And ignore them for the rest of your life.

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>>35913686
I catfish girls on Tinder using my chad profile, make them send me nudes, make them say funny things on video. I even sent one girl to star bucks on a "date" with me and just watched her from a far while I was sitting on a table. She's probably done that to 100s of guys it felt good to watch her panic.

>>35913082
>>35913199
>>35913255
>>35913285
>>35913569
Congrats. You just dropped the ball on a fucking layup.

>>35913650
got moar op

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>>35913783
Sure do friend, got over 500 from my chad catfishing.

>>35913768
THats cool I wanna catfish girls on kik but I can't find a bunch of pictures of the same chad.

>>35913553
We gotta join up and kill some people

>>35913816
moar ass pics anon she has a nice one

>>35913451
That's only one the story. Right?

>>35913530
Difference between me and you is I keep shamelessly trying

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>>35913853
Sure thing, fap to them. This roastie thought only Chad would see these.

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>>35914070
This is now a thread for this guy to leak nudes

More. I may contribute.

>>35913082
You're supposed to lie dummy.

She's just a practice girl, it's okay to use them.

>>35913255
>>35913285

You guys gotta be in highschool

>>35913082
"Wanna help me fix that?"
That's it. That's all you had to reply with. She's teasing and in the shower, she wants to fuck.

>>35913522
>>35914015
I just looked and you guys are right. I never realized that.

>>35913285
White peopke mean and a crusty crazy

>>35913082
Witty comment and you're golden. If you're attractive that is.

>>35913255
There's only one correct reply to an insult, and that's to laugh it off, and then to ignore it.

In this case, I would say something like this: "ha ha, but i know you really want me".

>>35915431
this guy fucks

instead OP became a big douchey crybabby
she didn't care in the slightest about OP's pathetic comeback

>>35913082
I love these types of threads. Robots interacting with humans is always comedy gold.

>"I don't like me either so I guess we have a lot in common :))))))"
Self-depreciation always gets them SOAKED

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>>35913285
Your autism is giving me anxiety

>>35915486
this is why u post here anon

I'm glad op fucked up so bad. God, how can fuck up with such obvious signs like that.

You could've just called her a thot

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>>35913082
>should have said u were a virgin too until you were 12