Funniest / most interesting places you've ever taken a leak?

When I was walking out of High School as a senior I took a piss on the right side of the building.

it felt good

your mothers mouth

Back in HS sleepovers, I'd always piss in the mouthwash at friends' houses.

40 ft. beneath the Florida Keys

The trashcan in my room when I was 8

>>35962875
l can't really think of anywhere l peed that was interesting

Took a shit in some randoms glasshouse, right on his tomato plants

>>35963239
good job providing fertilizer! idiot! his tomatoes are all the stronger now!

>>35962875
Some historic high school in San Francisco while walking to a concert. I was pretty buzzed and not well concealed.

>>35962875
On the American flag outside the US embassy in London

>>35962875
One time I pissed off my balcony into the street.

>>35962875
Please tell me that's not the normal length for a flaccid dick.

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my pants in the middle of electronics section

>>35963357
>implying the size of your flaccid dick matters at all
I'm literally 3" max flaccid, but 7.2" hard.
Do you fuck girls while you're flaccid or erect?

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I jumped out of a raft into the Holy River Ganges, pulled down the front of my sweatpants, and took a wee into the blue and freezing waters.

Somewhere, five-hundred miles downriver, my urine mingled with children and sadhus bathing in the ghats of Varanasi. My yellow stream fed into the current of a million tonnes of flowing energy, binding with ashes of bone and floating bodies.

On that day, I made myself one with the world.

Pic related.

>>35963439
I don't fuck girls at all. If you're really over 7 you have no business being here anyway. Literally every single girl would get off from being with you.

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>>35962875
>>35962875
La Alamo

(orkragzy shoot)

When finishing school, my class built a wooden bench+table combination on the schoolyard. In the evening, I peed all over it.

>>35963455
If I don't have the confidence levels to get girls to be interested in the first place then how am I supposed to get them on my dick?
Do you know how hard it is to be good-looking, /fit/, and have a good sized dick, but STILL be an autist retard?
I have girls always looking at me and sometimes even smiling when I make eye contact, but I get really nervous and look away instantly.
At least uglyfags can just blame it on that and never be disappointed in themselves

>>35963357
You can tell he's stretching it because he wants to give the impression you just fell for

>>35963446
You and billion other Guptas

>>35962875
The top of Mt. Whitney
It's like ascending to godhood, from the 2 day hike just to get to the top.