>Straight A college student
>Employed at local swim club, make ~$15 an hour cuz I'm a supervisor and swim instructor
>Have connections with English department at old (expensive private) high school, can likely get a job there straight out of college
>No friends to speak of
>Kissless virgin
Who else /successfulrobot/?
I'm a robot and a NEET
That is successful you pathetic wagie scum
>>35962636
>swim instructor
You probably have a nice physique, which robots don't have
>>35962636
Isn't that just not trying? Like if you tried maybe 10% more you'd be a full fledged norm.
Whereas a regular robot wouldn't have a job or an education because of mental/physical illness. So he would have to try 1000% more to be a norm.
>>35962846
I taught swim lessons and don't have that great of a physique.
We even had this fat dude with man boobs that wouldn't take his shirt off teach swim lessons.
>>35962846
>robots don't have great physique
Ah, one of the newfag normie telling what a "real robot" is like