GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I NEED FRIENDS! I NEED FUCKING ROBOT FRIENDS

I have a really fun activity for you fellow brobots:

1)read the ree posts as fast as you can out loud
2)that's it

>>35993447
I'll be your original friend, anon.

>>35993447
I'll be your friend, if we post steamIDs.

Maybe you should be friendlier anon

>>35993537
Robots make terrible friends. I've tried adding people on here and I have to try so hard to get them to talk and end up giving up. There is a reason we don't have friends to begin with.

>>35993447
I feel like friendship is fucking superficial, I hate the small talk
what's the point of having friend other than somebody to play/do things with, is deep bonds a meme?
>I have no friend

>>35993594
I used to have friends. It was pretty great desu. I just want one friend now. I'm not asking for much.

don't look here
>added three people on here
>two were normies
>other one was perfect but stopped messaging back

>>35993654
I just want one girlfriend. Fuck having friends. I just want a loner gf who is like me.

>>35993654
I mean I guess having friends in real life is something.
But friends on internet sounds kinda dumb. I dont think it would make you feel less lonely. Just an opinion from someone with no friends

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I WANT RL FRIENDS
I don't want to be friends with any of you assholes. I just want a superficial friendship with people who'll go to the cinema or a convention with me. People who I can play D&D with or who'll watch trash anime with me. Not stupid steam friends who want me to play online at the most inconvenient time and then remove me when I decline.

>>35993774
do your best anon, I think I've inconsciently given up long a while ago
godspeed

Yes I meant I want one friend in real life. I don't know how to get one though. I'm a NEET but I'm hoping to get a job soon so maybe I can find one nice coworker or something to talk to occasionally

>>35994017
Meant for
>>35993749
Also having Internet friends does make you slightly less lonely. But they're not "real" friends so much as people to talk to so you don't go crazy

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>>35993447
>STUPID DUMB LIBERAL NORMIE
Republicans confirmed for having no friends.

>>35994063
California Libtard here. I have no friends either. I guess we have something in common

>>35994107
Which part of California? The normie part? (Inb4 that's the whole state)

>>35994122
I don't know what the normie part is. I'm in the Bay area.