>Thanks for helping me study, anon. You're a great friend.

>>36003604
You want to do get some drinks and afterwards you do a line of coke and I drive you in the middle of the night to some family I hope can get you to stop ODing?

>>36003632
kek

Am I the only one who wishes this haircut was more popular

"you know, my cock would be a good friend for your pussy"
Works every time

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>>36003752
No. It's cute.
Original

>I have hundreds of photos of you saved
I think that would swoon her

>>36003604
You're welcome, also get ready, we're going out to get drinks.

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>>36003632
>>36004040
>What about ice cream instead?

>>36004058
We're doing both, now get ready.

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>>36004081
>B-but anon, I'm not 21 yet!

it's 15 dollars per hour

>>36003752
Brobot I feel you but most of the time when I spot it in the wild it looks bad desu desu
>>36004058
>>won't they think it's weird...!? You're so smol...

>>36004132
Seems like it was more popular in the 90s. Maybe it'll come back in a few years.

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You owe me, you know.

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>>36004159
What does she owe you?

who is this girl? this is exactly the kinda girl i want

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>>36004212
Crispy
Her instagram is alterhacker
>your comment was not original
What the fuck

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*murders you in your sleep*

>>36004100
You also don't have a vagina, hasn't stopped me before.

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>>36004398
>You also don't have a vagina
What did he mean by this

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I just want her to stomp on me

>>36004413
It means trap

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>>36004435
What about cutting your genitals off?
>>36004463
Incorrect

>>36004469
>anon doesn't know the truth

Oh you poor man.

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>>36004519
>feminine hands
>no Adam's Apple
>weak jaw line
I know how to recognize traps, anon

Shes so lucky. To have been born so pretty.

>>36004435
Thats hot. Never thought of it. >>36004158
God I hope so. We da only wait rlly desu (((hi crispy)))

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Crispy is too nice to stomp anyone desu

>>36004543
Apparently not. Also everyone has an adam's apple its just more visible on men.

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I wonder if she will notice us desu desu

>>36004583
>Also everyone has an adam's apple its just more visible on men.
It's often not visible at all on women

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>>36004598
She's probably been on 4chan since it seems like she knows about the Perfection Girl meme

>>36004158
Because flat bangs suck ass. You gotta do something more like this >>36004579, get those bangs looking good, a true bobcut or pixie cut. Not this flat bang nonsense.

>>36004598
>not sharing that with the rest of us

Why are you cruel?

>>36003632
she snorts heroin i thought

This chick isn't hot at all and she dresses like a five year old.

Idk, I'd probably just tell her to fuck off and never help her study again,

>>36004663
Heroin junkies are truly the cutest of women.

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>>36004656
Sharing what with the rest of us?
>>36004675
She's cute, you flaming homosexual

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>>36004579
I think shes so nice that she would do it if i asked.
>>36004469
I like my genitals where they are, but if she wants it i want it.

>implying I'd ever help a girl study
If anything she'd help me study; I'm a fucking retard.

>>36004663
Lel idk her
>>36004629
Teh what (I'm a newfag)
>>36004656
Kek I will

>>36004698
>>36004760
You know "that"

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>>36004872
Huh?
Original comment

>>36004888
"that", you know "that"

>>36004760
>>36004888
really old meme about a dead girl who a bunch of guys on /b/ wanted to fuck because they didn't know she was dead.

Now there's a meme within the meme where it's considered taboo to talk about and it's really gay and unfunny.

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>>36004872
>>36004915
Pls stop making fun of me don't bully reeeeeeee

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>>36004915
Nope. No I don't.

>>36004944
Aaaaaahhh. I c. Well whatever /b/ is so gay and juvenile it figures

I have been helping a girl studying for like 3 weeks already, i'm too beta to make a move and i think she has a boyfriend, but i'm also too afraid to ask, should i do it?

>>36004963
It's just a little banter kid, don't get uptight. What they're talking about is "that"

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>>36004944
That's not what I'm asking about. I know about the Perfection Girl meme. I'm asking about what
>>not sharing that with the rest of us
is referring to.

>>36004991
No, after a month or so I'd say you've already cemented your role as "the beta homework slave"

>>36003604
>Gucci
And walk away. Why would I want a girl that can't even understand the math I'm tutoring

>>36004944
>>36004963
Oh wow, I wasn't actually expecting there to still be anons from those days on 4chan. How you guys doing?
>>36004991
>3 weeks

No you're done man. I mean there might be some hope assuming she's really shy and insecure, but most women expect you to make a move within the first couple of days, or else they think you aren't interested or gay and move on.

>>36005038
>>36005101
Really? So i don't have a chance of getting out of this study helper zone? should i just stop helping her then?

>>36005007
Sorry I had to make my comment orginalio
>>36005101
Fucking kek senpai I'm a newfag (sort of) I read about that story on some news article a long time ago though

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Am I missing some obvious meme with "that" or what? I remember when Perfection Girl was new but don't remember any "that" memes.

>>36005145
Ask her out, if she says no, then big deal. Also if you suddenly stop helping her then she'll realize you were only doing it to get after her, not actually to help her, which will blow the fuck up in your face big time.

>>36004991
You've still got a shot. Be direct, that's the best way to go. I agree with the other anons- you've probably fucked up by now for waiting this long, but it's always worth a shot.

>>36005167
>Fucking kek senpai I'm a newfag (sort of) I read about that story on some news article a long time ago though

Dammit anon, you're grounded.

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Anyone have the rare Crispy where she's posing with the BSM?

I really regret deleting it. I didn't even know it was rare. So far I've only seen it posted here once.

>>36005214
You're gonna have to do more than that. I've been a naughty little shitposter. You're gonna have to physically punish me

>>36005214
If you're looking for people who've been on this site for too long I've been around since reposting godly luck screencaps on /b/ was the pinnacle of content.

IE: far too fucking long

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>>36005222
Which one is that? Describe it.

>>36005248
No.
>>36005273
You and me both anon, you and me both. We really are stuck here forever honestly.

>>36003604
gib succ

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>>36005336
Kinda pervy, wouldn't you say?

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Crispy has nice lips
In my opinion, anyway, I might be alone there

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>>36005376
I agree with you. I bet they're soft and taste like strawberry.

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>>36005280
>only 180
Kek
>>36005376
She has nice everything

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>>36005410
I saved all of the photos off her instagram
Where are the others? I need more desu

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I read once ona a /tv/ post that she's into asian dudes, along with most of the girls in pic related.
I wound't be surprised, the overly animu theme of her twitter kinda give it away. Just like that other turkish girl.
I also remember reading some posts here about how people actually met her in high school and giving bad comments about her personality.

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>>36005410
Did you get them off Twitter? I'm on her twitter right now

>>36005311
>We really are stuck here forever honestly.
I guess while some people became habitual social media users, we became habitual anti-social media users? Only basing that on the anonymity aspect since honestly social cliques form here anyway.

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>she reads 4chan posts

>>36005280

I believe she's wearing a dress or skirt of some kind and she's standing next two I think two of these circumcision protestors and giving a peace sign or a thumbs up. It's sunny, looks to be like 3 p.m. maybe

It's been about two months since I saw it so my memory may be somewhat imperfect.

>>36005311
Kek not falling for the bait

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>>36003604
>you will never stare deep right into these beautiful big eyes as you hold her tight and ejaculate inside

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>>36005506
you're thinking of taylor, not crispy

>>36005454
She's into Spider Man

>>36003604
>How do you respond?


TACO TACO JAJAJA ARRIBA MEXICO

Literally just downloaded every single on of her photos of her off twitter desu
Where else does she have photos of herself?

>>36005611

Ooh. That was the problem. Thanks bro.

>>36003604
>inb4 "Y-you too. Thanks...."

>>36005611
>>36005840

Also this provides an interesting opportunity to talk about the reliability of memory.

I got some things sort of right, but some things were off.

The "two" protestors were actually one guy, who was wearing a shirt with another protestor on it.

She was chucking deuces rather than making a peace sign. Subtle difference.

She was wearing a skirt, but it wasn't even the girl I was thinking it was.

This stuff is fascinating when you think about it. Our memories give us the general idea of stuff we saw in the past, but it seems like it's basically never 100% right.

>>36003604
*zip*

Take this dick

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>>36006025
*cuts it off and puts it in a jar*
Pssssh

>>36005914
Your brain compressed the data down to the important parts, but you were still able to provide a surprisingly accurate description. The memory does a bunch of really weird stuff that you're not even aware of like editing memories, outright making some of them up, and things like deja vu where your immediate short term memory (of something as it happens) gets confused for long term memory.

Then there's the madness that happens with eyesight (you don't see colour on the periphery of your vision but you think you do because your brain edits it in.

>Sorry I'm not attracted to bug women.
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>36006074
Don't bully Crispy

>>36006130
get away from you big bug eyed bitch

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>Thanks for helping me study, anon. By the way do you have a dog?

How do you respond?

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>>36006365
Not a very nice post if I'm being honest desu lad pham

>Why the hell you asking a dude who ain't graduated high school and dropped out of community college to help you study? Shit, you dumb as hell.

And then I go back to playing Guilty Gear on her couch.

>>36006403
>>Yes...why do you want to...do something wit it?
>>you...me......the dog ;^) ?

Why are you all still obsessed with this girl?
Just get over it already, like we always did with all the other girls us robots were obsessed with

>>36003604
y-yeah sure thing, a-anytime pal

>>36003604
Probably something along the lines of
who are you where am i.

Does anyone know what happened to her?
Except for pics on her IG, she hasn't posted anything anywherelse in a while

>>36006756
>>yes it's a big dick doggo yes yes

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SPIDERWEBED

Mexibump

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She shouldn't have cut her hair

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>>36003604
Who the fuck are you, why am I in this house? I wouldn't help you study, I hated school. Don't move, I'm calling the police

>>36003604
What do you need to study for fashion school?

Another mexibump

>>36009985
How about letting it die?
There's nothing more to say, and you probably have all of her pics already

It feels weird to see the pictures of someone you know on 4chan

>>36010064
i'll bite, how do you know her?

>>36010259
I met her by chance
about 2 or 3 years ago

>>36010480
but who are you? an irl friend of her or just an acquaintance? or maybe you just met her once?

>>36003604
G-gracias

>>36010555
Maybe I didn't use the proper word. We've only bumped into each other.

>>36010728
Yeah, I wouldn't consider that as "someone you know"

I never get that close to females so I dunno

>>36006620
bumping this, I'm really curious