Shit normies say or do that piss you off >Cashiering >Hold

>>36099476
>"Should be good, I just printed it this morning!"
that's genuinely funny though

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>someone dies doing something stupid like driving drunk or trying to do a stupid stunt
>"Lol, what an idiot. Someone give this retard a Darwin Award XDDDDD"

>someone dies attempting to climb Mount Everest, which is equally stupid and pointless
>"OMG, what a tragedy! :*******("

Shit, am I one of those customers?
>cashier counts my change
>sometimes say "i trust you"

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>omg im so depressed
>omg im so socially awkward

>>36099562
are you literally autistic? the fact that you equated drunk driving to climbing everest makes me think that you are.

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>>Item won't scan
>>"Guess it's free!"
I've been shopping my entire life and have yet to encounter anyone do this yet. Is it really this common or are you guys all lying to make yourself feel better about your lives?

>>36099476
>Working retail
>what brings you in today?
>"My feet"
why do boomers have to be so rude?

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>>36099806
>watching literally any movie or tv show
>"lol dude i have social anxiety xDDDDD"

>>36099928
You have any beef with shows or movies? Some of em are really good.

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>>36099806
>omg im so foreveralone
>my bf is my only friend!

>been on night shift at mcdicks
>10pm-7am
>waiting for my relief to arrive
>7:15
>builder comes in and asks for two lattes
>hand him them
>"do i not get a cup holder?"
>"sorry, here you go."
>"so I have to put them in myself do i?"

turned away and bit my tongue. fucking pleb.

>>36099887
People make that "guess it's free" comment almost every time something doesn't scan

Source:
>I work retail

>>36099850
Shouldn't you be out clubbing or something?

>>36099476

>check out this cool meme I found! Lol! So funny!! It's that how bah day stuff from a month ago it's so funny omgg

>>36099957
No just normies who think that mental incapacities
give them an edge up and make them seem more interesting over their peers

i was a cashier for like a day at a grocery store. i hated doing that. a friend screwed that up for me.

>>36100021
He is right tho tbqh lad

>>36100036
Pointing out you're a retard doesn't make them a normie anon.

>>36100078
But they dont have illnesses, they just make it up to make emselves feel special.

>>36100138
Thats literally what I just said

>>36099476
Both of those examples don't seem too bad. They'd get a giggle out of me.

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>Life's good!
>Smile more!
>Just be yourself!
>Any type of saying or meme that gets popular and repeated a million times

>>36100116
I'm not retarded I just got into a top ten genetics PhD program.

>>36100113

he can put two cups in a cup holder himself tbqh, dumb dumb.

>>36100284
Alright.
Pointing out your opinion is retarded doesn't make them a normie anon.
Better?

>>36100214
Like normie, chad, roastie, get off my board, etc?

>>36100214
>just be yourself
dear god does this piss me off when people tell me this. you know who i am on the inside? im a mean, uncaring piece of shit who wants to die and wants everyone else to die. i work so fucking hard not to be myself and i have normie fucks tell me this all the time, from friends to family i hate every last one of them.

>>36099497
No its not and you know it

>>36099596
When ppl say that im just like 'okay if youre missing 2 bucks its your fault'
Just say thank u

>>36100437
no it's actually really funny.
im going to use it next time, thanks. i'm sure the cashier will hate it but i'll laugh :^)

>>36099887

Op here, used to cashier at Goodwill and Walmart, it happens about two or three time a day.

>>36099850
>let's stick a flag on a 9 km mountain where there's hardly any oxygen, and assume it's a piece of cake
you know it's fucking stupid

>>36100349
I just feel that it's silly that our culture sees mountain-climbing as an admirable activity when it doesn't actually create value outside of advertising opportunities, and puts people at non-trivial risk of death which can't be prevented by even the best precautions. I came to this conclusion after reading the book "Into Thin Air" where a bunch of John Krakauer, which describes the 1996 Everest disaster. Reading the profiles of the people who died, it seems clear that a big chunk of them were driven by narcissism or stubbornness and repeatedly ignored common sense. I feel similarly about sports that damage your brain, like boxing. I'm not against sports in general, since I exercise every day, and I recognize that people can make their own decisions, but it's still not a smart choice to make.

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A roastie thought pepe was from tumblr today.

>>36100738
>"Into Thin Air" where a bunch of John Krakauer,
Blerg. I mean "Into thin Air by John Krakauer"

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>riding in the car
>no one talks for a minute
>"OMG AWKWAAAAARD XD"

>>36100822
Normies cant stand no social interaction for two seconds.

>>36099497
Yeah, for the person using it one time; not for the cashier who literally hears it EVERY FUCKING TIME

> do you have (x item we have no signs for and is not at all visible on the food truck)?
> I got a bad (insert menu item) from here last time, (insert obviously bullshit story which falls apart when the details are questioned), can you give me a refund/discount/free food?
> can you cut my chicken into 1/8ths (after it's already bagged, they've already paid, and I'm starting to serve the next customer)?
thankfully, I at least make a decent amount of money. if I were making minimum wage with no/low tips, I would chimp the fuck out on one of these assholes

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>>36100738
Gary Johnson climbed the highest summit on all 7 continents and that's why he deserved to be president.

>>36099887
It happens all the time, and it is the most irritating attempt at a joke

>>36101056
>implying the person who says it doesn't use it all the time

>Cashier asks me if I want to donate to some shitty cause every time

Fuck Cashiers

>>36099476
no offense but im so glad most places have self check-out now, so i dont have to deal with cunty cashiers and their attitudes

>>36100738
>since i exercise every day

GET THE FUCK OUT. FUCKING NORMIE. REEEEEEEEE

>>36100339
But that's not his job, that's your job. Your job is to put his drinks in a cup holder...

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>>36101257
reeee I hate this especially in stores I go to multiple times a week where they perpetually collect for the same (((charities)))
YOU KNOW MY ANSWER FUCK

>>36101216
Gary Johnson deserved a knife in his hollow skull and nothing more

>>36101417
you're grouchy

>>36099476
>>Hold $50 or $100 bill up to the light
>>"Should be good, I just printed it this morning!"
If it's a cute grill you just tell them it's actually a fake bill and make them shit themselves, be as serious as you can and then tell them it was just a prank bro, you'll make her laugh (from the relief, it's normal) and maybe you'll get to talk to her about other stuff.

Been working at a store for 2 years now, happens a lot.

>>36101257
Its either ask or get fired
Im not kidding either

>>36099806
>Skeet Club

Skeet skeet nigga.

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>>36099476
>talking to roommates
>they're staring at their phones
>ask a question
>nobody says anything
>ask it again
>"Oh sorry anon, I didn't hear you. Bro check out this stupid fucking video!"

Every person. Every single person I've interacted with does this shit. Why the fuck do normies stare at their phone all day?

I keep noticing this. I'm usually just stading somewhere and literally everyone is glued to their damn phones.

>>36102245
Pffft. I refused to push that jew shit when I worked at a Wegmans. My managers would always try to remind me and I would just be like "nah". They just gave up and dindu nuffin cus my customer service was on point.

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>>36102473
Why not just join them? Whats the point of being free when your all alone? Maybe you're an autist because you haven't conformed yet...

>>36102978
>just shut your brain off and conform bruh

No. I'd rather be a social autist than be a normalfag.

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>>36104128
not that anon, but
>not reading the picture name

>dude it's easy just be yourself

>>36099895
We're disappointed.

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>>36099806
These and pic related are the worst.

>>36099476
>why are you so quiet?????
>are you okay?? you look so sad!!! smile more haha!!
>you are so young anon!! you should be living life! :D
>hahaha you're shy? xD why?? just talk more!!!

>>36100021
>pleb
You're the pleb, cuck.

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>>36104326
Shit I can't read either.

>>36101009
>tfw people confuse me for a normie but it's just that i've become addicted to having music/podcasts playing at every waking moment and silence drives me insane

>>36099806
Even in a painting women can't shoulder a gun right.

>>36100021
Why the fuck would you need a cup holder for two cups? You have two hands for fucks sake. Fuck him.

>>36100078
I feel like this was me in middle school and it ironically became real.

>Coworkers learn one thing about you
>Bring it up every time they see you
>Heeeeey it's black metal guy!

>I'm pretty attractive but I'm definitely a robot because muh soshul anxiuhtee

these are the types of conversations I hear daily at the movie theater where I work
>girl1: hey did u like that new movie?
>girl2: oh em gee it was sooooo gay
>girl1: el oh el yeah it made me want to kill myself
>girl2:don't say that!! oh em gee now i feel depressed XD
>girl1:wow me too! lets go to talk to some boys

>>36100078
B-but anon, my self diagnosed anxiety is real and you are just a hateful person.
Now to post about it on twitter or facebook, to get the sympathy from girls

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>>36108678
This post is very oregano and certified by the oregano toast association of America

>>36099497
Genuinely funny until you've heard it 3-4 times a day

the human cliche problem is what makes me hate humanity, i mean that's the catalyst of it, how redundant everything is.

not only does history keep repeating its self, but we keep doing the same shit over and over, down to saying the same phrases and shit.
living past 100 would be completely pointless, even if you stayed youthful.
i want to kill myself already from how banal everything is and i'm not even 30 yet.

>>36100822
>in b4 "fucking normie REEE
my girlf friend is like this. Whenever I don't talk for 3-5 minutes she asks "why are you grumpy" WHY DO I HAVE TO BE CONSTANTLY TALKING TO BE CONSIDERED IN A HAPPY MOOD. CAN WE NOT HAVE A 10 MINUTE CAR RIDE TO PUBLIX WITH MY FAVORITE MUSIC PLAYING WITHOUT A WORD OF CONVERSATION

>>36102334
fuck you get off my board
lol