So, /r9k/ if you could have a super power, what would it be?

The power to be utterly forgettable

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I regularly think about what I would do if i was invisible...

Then i realised I already am.

The power to die in my sleep

Whatever power that let's me have any power I want /thread

>>36099992
you probably already have that, we all do

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>>36099984
Only one? I'd have to do some research and see what's the most busted. Pic related would be great though.

>>36099984
It would be the power that transform a 4chan poster into a happy lad.

>>36100028
>Then i realised I already am.

Fucking hell. That hurt me.

>>36100094
Top lad. This made me feel better.

It would be swapping gender at will.

>>36099984
Why not roll to find out?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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transforming myself and others

I'd turn all young women into aggressive muscle girls and turn myself into cute twink

>>36100128
Yeah but you'd still have been born a dude with a dudes brain. So you'd be aware you were born a dude so fucking a dude would be gay. Unless you mean swapping to be a grill to fuck other grills, cause I guess lesbians have less options. Then I can dig that.

>>36100028
>iktf

>>36099992
how do you make a blank post like that on /r9k/?

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>>36099984
Charisma.

Orogisjdj

>>36100150
>The power to have your soul made out of artificial materials. Variation of Other Soul.

>The user is granted an artificial soul comparable to a human soul to replace natural soul. The artificial soul can take control of it, operating in a pre-programmed manner until removed. They can also be used on a body that has no soul, such as a corpse or even an inanimate object, such as a stuffed animal. These artificial souls possess their own personalities, which can be specially designed to fit one's specifications.

Wait, so that means I can become other things by transferring my soul? It seems like I don't have the ability to do that, just a fake soul. That sucks. Re-rolling.

Okay so re-roll was

>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from falsehood/lies of oneself or others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the falsehood/lies or even slow or stop ageing.

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>>36100046
>>36100200
It's working, I need to make a suit up

>>36100165
Fuck yeah this is the best choice.
>>36100150
>Crystal Spike Projection
This seems petty exploitable, isn't super high end but it would be enough to go on a virgin rampage.

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>>36100150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relativity_Manipulation
Looks like Im your new God.

The power to cure mental illness

Invisibility or Mind control.

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timestop of course

Shapeshifting, so i could use it to fuck with normies (but not fuck normies.)

The power to create living things with my mind, so that I can make my own girlfriend.

the power to get her to love me back

>>36099992
Too bad u https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy_JRGjc1To

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Talent_Theft?useskin=oasis
GIBS
ME
DAT
POOOOWERRRRRR

The power to make a boy like me :( This kephotic-lordotic qt lives down the hall but i've always been too scared to say hi. i just make eye contact with him once every few days, power-walk out of sight, and wonder about him.

>>36099984
either the power to teleport, turn invisible, or stop time

either one would basically make you a god, you could do literally whatever the fuck you want and be impossible to trace.

Possession. Shit would be so cash.

Probably instantaneous teleportation.

>>36099984
Probably shapeshifting, you get so many other powers wrapped up with it
>>36100150
>Gravity aura
I am bulletproof and can jump super high by rapidly increasing my repelling aura below me. Would honestly probably get good with guns and become become a hired gun for the military, no way they'd pass up on having that shit on their side. I could walk entire armies into enemy bases by keeping troops close to me and having a repellant aura farther out. This sounds fun

>>36099984
the power to freeze everything in time except for myself, and things i can manually select to not be frozen in time. stopping time is great, just imagine stopping time, raping stacy, then unfreezing time and acting like nothing ever happened.

Is been god a superpower?

>>36100150
Thanks anon. I got sex specialist. Fucking gay. Well, I've got to work with the hand I'm dealt, right?

I would go with "Probability Manipulation".

I would make myself lucky as fuck.
And In case I'll ever have to fight someone (Not likely as I would make that as much "not probable" As possible)
It would be the funniest fight of all time.

Think about all the edgy hitmans slipping, falling and stuff like that.
I would have hard giggles. (I mean, I could even just make them having a really high probability of having an heart attack and such, but it would be not funny)

Basically Lyfe on easy mode.

>>36100150
>scence shifting

what the fuck why do I always get the lame ones

>>36099984
the power to kill myself whenever I want.

>>36102358
*sense blah blah trying to make it passed the filter

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if I could have any superpower it would just be "be rich"

>>36102457
If I had any superpower, it would be to steal all of this anon's wealth.

>>36099984
teleportation, so online dating wouldn't be a problem

If I had to choose a power I would choose the ability to tell if someone is lying.

The power to make black holes in my hand so I could suck anyone up I wanted.

>>36102665
>so I could suck anyone up I wanted.
Fag

>>36102665
You already have your mouth for that, anon.

>>36102665
fucking lol...lofuckingl >>36102691

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>>36102688
>>36102691
>>36102715
Fuck you, it's a cool power.

>>36102752
Maybe.
Its a beta power kinda.

>>36102760
Chad won't think it's beta when he crosses my event horizon.

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>>36102665
>>36102688
>>36102691
>>36102715
>>36102752


>Having your dick sucked over the event horizon

>>36102800
How do you prevent the black hole from instantly sucking you into it, how do you dispel the black hole so it doesn't eat the entire earth after the few seconds you need it open

>>36102800
Lol im mad at u let me absorb and take you into my body.

Seems cool in theory but just sounds practically gay.

>>36102840
Easy, I decide what matter actually feels its effects.

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>>36099984
physically manifest any tulpa and dispel her at will.

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The ability to freeze time. I'd have sex with every attractive girl I saw.

>>36100409
oh I stole yours it seems

>>36102853
What if I can shoot my black holes at people? Would that make it cooler?

>>36099984
Ah-bIoo-blooo.

>>36102917
>What if I can shoot my black holes at people?
Noob saibot like?
That's good.
That is actually interesting

>>36102897
Have fun with used goods bitch. I'll just make a new one.

>>36102917
TUSK ACT 2

>>36099984
Time manipulation; where everything around me can either slow down or speed up but I won't be affected by it.

I don't know how many times I've wished I had this power. I'm a serial procrastinator.

>>36099984
The power to instantly repel any woman

I already have it

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>>36099984
The power to mentally kill people.
Goodbye Jews.

>Power to know if the bathroom is empty
>Power to know if someone you know is coming around the corner so you can avoid going there
>Power to know if a woman already is in a relationship
>Power to pee incredibly hard
only things i want

>>36103149
But I don't want to die yet. I have to make something of my life first.

>>36100150
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Presence?useskin=oasis

I'm literally god.

I wish I could shape shift so I could be handsome.

>>36104362
>not shape shifting into a hideous freak to scare Stacy

>>36104401
What is it with you and Stacy?
Like get a life.

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>>36100150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Theory_Manipulation

OH BOY WHAT FUN

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>>36103205
Alright, then I choose the power to live forever, instead.

>>36100150
'Self-spawning'
The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself

literally 4chan

>>36099984
honestly i just want some money

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I want to be able to see the outcomes of all my decisions before I make them. Literally a perfect normie life.

>>36100150
>Energy Beam Emission
could always become an hero

the ability to turn off other peoples super powers desu

>>36105097
>>be able to see the outcomes of all my decisions before I make them
>all of the outcomes you can see are negative

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>>36105129
NOOO
STOP
OREGANO

>>36099984
Definitely temporal manipulation
>there is no longer such a thing as time constraints
>could freeze time while asleep so I can remain active throughout the night
>could get anywhere or do anything virtually instantly with a little patience on my part
>if I'm bored, just fast forward until something interesting happens or I need to do something

>>36099984
The ability to turn invisible would be cool so i could kill myself and nobody would know(?)

>>36100150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Interesting. So basically I've got nanobots in my body (or maybe I'm made of nanobots? idk) that I can use to shapeshift or even interact with the world on a molecular level. Sounds kinda painful but also ridiculously cool.

The ability to be reborn with all my memories intact whenever I die. Immortality without most of the negatives. Only shit thing is going through childhood everytime and RNG fucking me.

>>36099984
Visibility.

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>>36105128
Hello, Mr. Eraserhead

>>36099984
The power to get a full night's sleep in five minutes. Imagine all the stuff you could do with your day.

>>36100150
>The power to induce cancer and cancerous tumors/cells.
At first I thought this would be absolutely horrible but I guess I could help researchers by providing rats with various cancers.
Still not great

>>36108155
I'd enjoy that a lot

>>36100150
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Embodiment
>Combat Embodiment
>The users become the concept of combat in all its forms, including mental, physical, spiritual and conceptual ones, regardless of the area and numbers involved, and can control how conflict progress.

>Users are extremely skilled in all form of fighting, weapons and both strategy and tactics as well as statistics of war to the point where they are considered Gods.

Get in lads. I'd be very content with this.