Please explain why you can't have a beautiful wife or girlfriend.

>>36100213
That's really rude. Nobody does that. Not a single person goes around asking someone to explain why they don't have a relationship.

>>36100213
because life has broken my ability to trust enough to have regular healthy romantic relationships.
but at least I can enjoy FwBs with chubby middle aged women, so I have that anyway.

>>36100213
Bad social skills
Lazy
NEET
No hobbies
No goals
5/10

I can barely function as an adult. I have so much anxiety I probably would sweat bullets just applying for a job at Dominoes.

I feel like no girl wants anything to do with a guy as incompetent socially as I am.

But otherwise I'm good to go.

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>>36100213
>dont know how to start or hold a conversation
>dont know how to approach people
>give off a bad vibe that i dont know how to fix in the first place

Because at this point the only girl I have any interest in is my oneitis, and she's spoken for.

>>36100267
>no hobbies
>no goals
those are in your control, fix them if it means so much to you

>>36100213
>wife

Joos.

>>36100213
>girlfriend.

Probably joos too, for pushing the "all men are pigs who jus' want one ting" feminist agenda, making all white wimmin unbearable.

But also poor social skills, and a lack of desire to take any risks when I can just jerk off instead and not be labelled an evil "creep" for it.

>>36100213
hey look, he's tall!

who would have guessed

>>36100213
because i have a cursed artifact. some plaque/coat of arms from scottland, ive tried to research it and the design is supposed to be russian. but i cant find anything else about it.

>>36100213
how could i know? if i managed to understand, i could try fixing it

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>>36100213
>be me
>25
>manlet
>maybe 5/10
>no chance at a gf whatsoever
>be student at university
>write master thesis
>trick university profs into thinking my topic is relevant
>hold several presentations to 100+ students in their 2nd semester
>most of them are cute girls
>hoping for girls having the hots for their young 'teacher'
>nothing until now
I literally tried everything except illegal shit to get near a relationship.

>>36100213
I didn't have a gf going out of school, because I dumped her, and the social circle consequently (doesn't help she ended up moving soon after). I don't want to go to the movies/concerts/malls bc it costs money and gas, and I autistically can't stand using either outside of leaving work.

That guy was pretty funny in 500 Days of Summer and was also in that shitty movie about the devil in the elevator.

Would be a pretty good meme to marry.