How does one acquire a comfy GF?

You can't.

To acquire a comfy gf you must be tall, facially attractive and have a charming charismatic personality.

If you lack these traits it will never happen.

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>>36100425

>having a Stacy cunt beat and bite you is comfy

Get a mommy gf. I'm 13 years younger than my gf and its wonderful. She's always hugging me, driving me places, buying me food

>>36100425
never close your heart
keep on giving
always love
be yourself

>>36100482
that's not true, chads don't get comfy gfs, they get stacy whores and don't mind it

>>36100482

I said comfy not attractive. She can be pretty busted as long as she lives a pretty comfy lifestyle, lots of blankets and pillows around her house, and whatnot.

>tfw no LOW ENERGY gf who likes to lay in bed all day

>>36100655
it gets so boring after a while though like sometimes I wanna go out to the mall or something but then she just wants to stay home so I go alone

>>36100795
>sometimes I wanna go out to the mall or something

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