I am not suicidal at all but i wanna know, how do people fail

>>36115671
buckshot makes it messy. if you'd want to kill yourself i'd recommend .40 s&w fmj. don't be an asshole to those who will have to sweep up your remains.

>>36115769
im not gonna and dont want to die i just wanna know where would someone have to aim to fail? and even if the brain was missed sonehow with a shotgun would it still probably be instant

I know a guy who got shot in the head when he was a teenager on accident. He's pretty dumb now as you could assume but still a fully functioning person

>>36115814
well, i'd go for heart because you can hardly fuck up if you go that way. brain however is fascinating in a way. it can take abuse.

>>36115671
Destroying medulla oblongata would mean instant death, that's all I know. And it's quite a small part of the brain.

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>>36115769
This is something I've never understood, why would someone who hates the world enough to remove themselves from it, care about the guy who has to pick up pieces of his brain?

>>36115905
This. The heart will still cause a quick death, and you can have your brain donated to science to study depression. Other suicides have done it before.

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>>36115671

Don't worry, dear anon. We here on /r9k/ are experts at suicide methods! We are just too big pussies to really do it!

Anyway, a shot in the head is usually a very good method to kill yourself. BUT there is a small chance to survive it. That not only means that you may be too stupid or simply incapable to kill yourself another time but it also means you look a heck more ugly afterwards!

If you truely want to kill yourself consider other options, my friend! I'm thinking of the good ole rope! Make a noose, go deep into the woods, find a nice tree and there you go! All your problems are solved. Of course you can survive even that, but only if you don't do it properly!

But wait, there's more! I'd also recommend using gas or smoke! You just suffocate rather peacefully.

Here is some rusty cage on how to tie a noose!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PsLdeyAXI8

>>36115944
Because the person cleaning up their brain might be a family member

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>>36115969
so, lemme get this straight, you're worrying about the trauma it will cause them to have to pick up itty bitty pieces of your skull from the carpet but not the pain they'll feel knowing you killed yourself?

IDK anon too me it just seems like if you're going to kill yourself you might as well forget everyone you ever loved anyway

>>36115966
I'd like to meet you, you know. You seem like a great guy to hang out with (no pun intended).

>>36115769
Just do it in a bathtub and it'll be easy to clean up regardless

>>36115671
>he probably went to hell

>>36115944
i guess it doesn't matter. still, i'd rather be in one piece when i die.

If I were to kill myself, I would do it in such a way that my brain wouldn't be damaged in the hope that I could experience one last dream/hallucination before I stop existing.