ITT, autistic shit you do. I'll start >Pretend I Estus

> pretend I'm playing with my dog, saying hello to her, or saying good morning
> tfw my dog is dead
> tfw it's been over 2 years

>I practice ufc fighting moves everytime i get out the bath before i get dressed

I think out loud, fragmented sentences, sometimes sing parts of songs, sometimes just make random noises. All while I'm alone, of course.
>>36115660
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Have you thought about getting another dog? Maybe from the pound/shelter?

>>36116044
I do, but I'm in no position to get a dog. I'm gone at work most of the day and it would be extremely unfair to the dog for it to be away from its owner all the time. Maybe one day.

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>>36115607
ain't nothing wrong with lil bit of sun worship

I wear a witch hat when I play video games and I always play a spellcaster.

>>36115607
>Pretend I Estus when I drink water
hey me too

>>36116028
I do that too, except standing in front of the microwave waiting for my processed junk.

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Everything in this pic.

Got some items I'll always have with me, and some I'll only ever wear at home.

i scratch the sebum from my hair and wipe it on paper to create grease spots, i do it anywhere. sometimes i gather a lot and make little balls with it

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>get on my knees and pray to god ironically in bathroom floor
>drink water like its somekind of holywater or vine
>forget how to walk sometimes

sometimes i just stand completely still without doing anything and i dont know why