ITT: how much pizza you've eaten this week

>>36115406
Nobody cares. Kys fat fuck

>>36115508
Leave this thread, you edgy teenager. OP a cute. When everything else is shit at least you have good food, allow yourself to enjoy it.

>>36115508
I didn't ask to be fat

>>36115599
I didn't ask to be edgy

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>>36115406
Whats your fave pie laddy?

>>36115406
Stop being addicted to food. If you want to be skinny then only eat candy, that'll take away your appetite quick. What's really making you fat is your craving for high in calorie and carbs food like sandwiches, burgers, fries, etc.

Us skelly bots like food but we like candy a lot so we just eat that and then we aren't ugly anymore. Take our advice.

- skelly bot

>>36115699
>Stop being addicted to food. If you want to be skinny then only eat candy,

I dont want to get diabetes

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>mfw only had two this week
>usually have 7

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I'm going to Panda Express to get a takeout plate with double portions of Orange Chicken and Chow Mein on the side.

Later, I plan on eating a whole pot roast with 4 potatos and 3 corns on the side.

Tonight I'll be drinking 12-15 beers and eating a whole bag of Utz brand spicy Wing Sauce flavored potato chips.

>>36115726
You won't, candy takes away your appetite quick. Just try it.

>>36115752
Fine i'll try it. So like chocolate candy or sugary candy?

>>36115750
Eat candy instead, as I said above you are eating food high in carbs. Go choke your appetite with candy.

>>36115767
Yes, preferrably things like gummy worms but also choclate. Cheap candy like gummy worms, which is the artifical crap, your body will instantly throw away but at the same time take away your appetite. It's like dinking coke where it tricks your body into thinking it'll satisfy your thirst but doesn't but makes you more dehydrated.

>>36115406
How the fuck have you had 8 lunches? And the business week isnt even fucking over yet.

>>36115822

You can have multiple lunches in a day.

>>36115780
shape.com/blogs/weight-loss-coach/candy-doesnt-make-you-fat-study-says

>>36115699
This is actually true, i was a fat fuck in highschool, now after being on my own and eating mostly candy and snacks i lost a lot of weight, also weed helps me eat less because i just spend all my money on that and have none left for food.

>>36115799
Excellent troll tactics there robot, I respect your ability to easily fuck with the fatbots itt. OP I am also food addict, but I'm only in the skinny-fat stage right now. I talked to my shrink about it and she prescribed me naltrexone, which is an anti-addiction medication. So far it has really helped me to control my impulsive desires to eat. My hunger meter used to be broken so I never became full or satiated; now I am able to eat more normal portions and can decide to be finished. I still over eat but not nearly as bad as before, and I am tapering away from high calorie foods and replacing some of them with better choices. If you find it impossible to beat your cravings, I would suggest giving naltrexone a try. It starts working fairly quickly, has few side effects and can be safely used long term

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>>36115406
One a night. Like every day for the last 16 years

>>36115990
I'm not trolling. Candy makes you skinny. It's something that your body cannot use other than the sugar. Potatoes and fries the body will store the carbs and nutrients inside but candy has almost none but will take away your appetite.

I haven't eaten pizza in months. I guess I'll go get one tomorrow.

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I eat a frozen CPK pizza every day. Normally sicilian style or bbq chicken. Probably a lot of sodium but I drink a lot of water and I'm still in my early twenties so my metabolism hasn't slowed down too much yet

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>>36116151
>tfw 26
>cant even look at food without gaining weight

>>36116166
I can feel it coming, I've been skelly mode since I was a teenager but you can't stay that way forever doing nothing but sitting in front of a computer all day/night

>>36116067
There might be some truth to this, me and my friend used to eat 75 air heads each a night and we didn't gain significant weight. After a certain point your body won't store or process more sugar.
Now it'll probably give you diabetes though

>>36115780
I don't want to eat candy, I want to eat fried chicken in orange sauce and drink beer and spicy chips.

>>36115406
I eat pizza at least 4 days a week, often more frequently if I can
I can't afford delivery very often so I buy frozen pizzas (ellios or tombstone) and usually can eat the equivalent of 8 slices in one go.
Not even overweight, not yet at least

>>36115599
Yes. You did.
Nobody becomes fat on accident.

I used to be over 250. I lost around 75 lbs in 6 months eating nothing but fast food 5 days a week and not seeing the inside of a gym or bothering with this "walking" bullshit by simply cutting out carbs.

If you cant wrap your head around "calories in calories out" I dont blame you - I couldnt keep a running tally of 3500 calories for the day and Ive done cancer research at Stanford.

I can, and I believe everyone can as well, count to 20. If you can keep a daily tally of (net meaning total minus sugar alcohols and dietary fiber) 20 net carbs, you can do keto.

It works by draining your system of carbs, and then the brain metabolizes (burns) adipose tissue (fat) into blood ketones that act as sugar analogues (fuel the brain).

It doesnt change the cal-in-cal-out equation, but it shifts the equilibrium in your favor.

Also note the sugar free candy can act as a laxative or cause anal leakage depending on the artificial sweetener.

They dont cause cancer.
t. Former fat research scientist with an award from a tri-state convention