>Boy, daddy. You weren't kidding when you said middle school would be different from elementary school. All my guy friends keep touching me, asking me out, and get mad and end our friendship when I tell them I don't then "no." All the girls keep fighting and spreading rumors about each other. Stacy now says the F-word every two sentences. At least one kid gets beat up by five others every other day. Almost half the people here have the worst acne. The girls' boobs are getting bigger. The guys' voices are getting deeper. Everyone is starting to smell more and more like B.O. Anon over there has the worst acne of them all, is really greasy, and just stays home on his computer where there isn't any school. Every month, we have a drill in case of a school shooting. There's not one recess where you don't stumble upon people making out. The janitor keeps smiling weirdly at the girls; me included. And at least two teachers have been fired or arrested for "undisclosed reasons." Can I be home schooled instead?
>>36157889
>lil baby, if that janitor or those teachers EVER touch you I will personally beat their ass
>>36157889
>honey, I want to apologize for bringing you into this terrible world. It is my fault for not thinking of how much suffering you would inevitably go through, as all humans do.
>lets get you put in a non-nigger school
>>36157889
>Can I be home schooled instead?
Yes
there's still people who think sex isn't disgusting and it's fucking bullshit
>>36157889
>Can I be home schooled instead?
Of course you can, I'll organise it as soon as possible.
We can start now though, the first thing I'm going to teach you is who is causing all of those problems.
He's called The Jew, and you need to learn how to protect yourself from his influence.
>>36157889
Of course you can be home schooled.
I have just finished buying homestead property in the middle of nowhere.
We will go there and I will teach you the truth about the world, like this anon >>36158770