What is the most beta or cringiest thing you've done for

>>36166634
was a fuckboi for ~6 months. Once i got laid, dropped everyone and now i have no friends.

>>36166634
Backrubs

>>36166634
> fucked her pussy with my dick

>>36166634
>Cringe
Fuck off under age retard

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>>36166761
I'm still a fuckboi,
Sometimes I feel bad, sometimes I don't.

Honestly,
I think it's kinda fucked up how I am -- How I see woman as kinda a game.

>>36166634
sauce oh my hngggg

>>36166634
Let this girl in 8th grade sleep over and watched fuckin Blonde Girls and gave her a foot massage.

13 year old me did get to pop a violently disappointing nut after fuckin like a jackrabbit for 30 seconds later that night tho, so...

>>36166634
I'm pretty passive when it comes to talking to girls, but I tried during freshman year of uni to hit on girls.
So I talked to hundreds of girls, and most were friendly, but noticeably distant whenever I was around. I noticed as the semester rolled on, people in general were less open, because they'd already developed their social cliques. I kept trying to hit on girls, though because I hadn't gotten any luck. Eventually it got to the point where I'd say hello to girls out of my league, and they'd not even look at me or say anything.
By the end uni, I had asked out roughly 300 girls with no luck (although I did pretty much give up by 4th year). And the cringey part of the story is that I put all that time and energy into trying to get a date, but still ended up batting 0.000.

Just today
>really wanted to see her
>came to our uni, even though I didn't have classes today
>see her talking to a group of people I don't know
>go over there
>say "Hello"
>other girls are confused, she acts like she didn't notice me
>I poke her
>say "Hi"
>walk away

It's a part of my strategy, soon we'll be happily married! No

>>36166634
be a straight up beta fuckboi, we're talking food dates where I'm fully payin, pickin her up, droppin her off. the whole 9 yards. Luckily I started taking the red pill this year so she was the last chick I went that beta on, every chick now I'm either indifferent to or I show the same amount of effort she does, just got through dropping a cutie with thick waist and fat ass, but she expects me to do all the work in the courtship dance so fuck her, I'm not your pet monkey (ironically I'm black lol)

>>36166900
You type like a nigger, now that you mention it.
Honestly, I have no problem with being chivalrous, considering dinner and a movie only cost like $100 at most.

>>36166809
Ikr? damn this bitch is thick

>>36166943
yes but she expected that all the time for it to qualify as a date, I'm sorry but I shouldnt have to take you and cover you in a fucking drive thru just to get a shot with you, plus she played the stupid bitch card of pretending she didn't know they were dates because I wasn't trying to claw my way into her panties and actually tried to get to know her, fool me once.

>>36166832
>tfw missed out on having sex when i was horniest
>tfw missed out on having sex when my female peers were most likely to fuck someone who Isn't dominant

>>36166987
I dunno, maybe not try to be cheap next time, and you won't find out how much of a bitch she is.

>>36166634
Most beta thing I've ever done is tie a girl's shoes during class. I only realized how beta it was a few years later and have never done such a thing since.

Married her.

REAL TALK

>>36167107
We have a winner. Hope you're happy at least.

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I've never even tried to get laid

>>36167026
Not all its cracked up to be. Sex isn't good until everyone has had it a couple times.

There was this really thicc chubby white girl with a fat ass in my bio class freshman year of high school. She was really picky and never dated anyone. I never made a move but luckily we went to the same college. She was thicccer and plumper than ever, her ass looked so good in jeans. After talking to her for a few days, I offered her $400 to sit on my face and let me do her doggy. I guess she was desperate for money so she agreed, I came twice during our session. I don't regret fucking that fat ass but I do regret being beta enough to pay for sex. But at the same time, you don't find an ass like that every DYNASTY.

>>36167722
I fucked her during freshman year of college, by the way. I wasn't clear about that. Good times.

>>36167037
right cause I'm gonna take a bitch to a 5star meal every time we go out, get real you retarded fuck.

>>36166798
Go away Conner I told you to stop coming here, this is my solice board

>>36166634
>took a girl out to eat
>brought her back to my place
>too scared to make a move
That was when I was younger though, I'm not a little bitch now

>>36166634
When the first (and only) woman told me that she loved me I started to tremble. She is now with another man. Just found out yesterday.

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>>36167152
>tfw given up before I even tried

>>36167837
the first time i told a woman that I genuinely cared about them and she said she felt the same way i ran into the bathroom and vomited.

its terrifying stuff

>>36166809
>>36166946
She's morbidly obese you mental defectives

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>>36166943
>Spending $100 in a single day on someone you aren't married too

>>36166857
>>other girls are confused, she acts like she didn't notice me
>>I poke her
>>say "Hi"
>>walk away
That's rough I'm sorry anon

>>36167037
That's retarded. Finding out she's a huge bitch/a cheater/a liar/two-faced/any terrible unwanted trait as early as possible is a bullet dodged. You don't want to find out three years down the line or god forbid after you've put a ring on it and pumped out a couple kids.

>>36166943
>>36166900
both of you are retarded, but i'm still gonna rock with >>36167961 on this one. Even my girlfriend and I split the check everywhere we go. If you're paying the whole check when you go out with a girl, thats lame as fuck.

>>36167974
At least it didn't cost me anything but my dignity.

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I became a feminist to get laid. I'm the guy that people on /pol/ meme about

[Spoiler]it didn't even work[/spoiler]

>>36168047
Lol u fuckin cuck !
Go prep the bulll

>>36168047
>I became a feminist to get laid
So you were just pretending to be a feminist lol. Dude, you're a meme in both the /pol/ community AND the feminist community. You milquetoast little bitch.

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>>36167152
>Siht
The only time I remember sex is actually a real thing is here.

>>36166634
Bought her a drink because my mom told me to.

>>36168047
Did you even get close?

>>36166634
I asked a girl for her email address instead of her phone number

I gave a girl my xbox 360 and all my games. I was 15-16

>>36168652
10/10 robot
origimio

>>36168907
We're supposed to hang out on Tuesday. What do I do?

>>36167228
That's what everyone who has had it says, but they have never known the alternitive.

>>36169136

CRUSH
HER
PUSSY

>>36166634
muh dickkkkk

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>>36166634
BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

too low in content 23472389472894789

>>36169444
I know young love is talked up a lot. But for real, it's dysfunctional and just kids mimicking what they see on the screens. Grown ups know how to treat each other and themselves.

>Traded one of my first-ever shiny Pokemon to a girl who had no understanding of its rarity
>Have mailed presents to various other femanons
>KV

>>36166634
I moved in with a girl I was in love with to "help her pay rent" and I slept on her living room floor while she fucked guys upstairs.

I tried to talk to her but was to scared.

>>36170234
Jesus Christ man, how could you do that to yourself?

>>36170234
Did you atleast rape her ?
4543543

>>36166634
>"lend" female co-worker equivalent of $4 for lunch
I just have too much pride

>>36167921
>obese
>good body
>bad cuz obese
>muh obese

Bought her a PS4. All I got was a hug

>>36170487
Yes, if you're attracted to someone THAT fat, there's some serious defect in your genetic code

Paid for her and her bf a dinner at an expensive restaurant for a handjob

>>36167921
All her fat is in the right places so muh dik

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Not sure if this is beta or not but I sort of/almost cucked my former best bro out of his girl back in the 9th grade.

She was slightly taller than me, had a nice ass and legs with a thin upper body. Chick used to hate me throughout middle school for some reason until she started dating my bro. We started talking more and more since we had the same study hall and throwing bantz around and eventually started chatting shit on facebook(turned pretty lewd. Told me about this black tyrone guy she dated back in middle school and how she noticed my boners).


Shit got intense once she begged for me to join the weight training club with her(which her boyfriend was also in. Every fucking session she would wear some pink booty shorts knowing fully fucking well I was a khv with no self control and talked to me instead of her boyfriend.

Asked me to come to her place to chill one day and I said no because I didnt want to cuck a guy. Never talked to her after that. First and only time a girl ever came onto me.


She was only with him for the money apparently. I just do not understand why she came after me though. My bro was a fucking rapper and handsome. Im just a black neet.

>>36170947
Also he was lightskinned, and she was white/hispanic-ish

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>>36166809
>>36166809
chyna chase

>>36167921
>>36170836
Not that, a body structure like that is rare, majority of the girls in my area are anorexic, it's boring.

>>36170947
NlGGA DAMN

>>36166634
While living in the dorms in college, I biked 7 miles in the snowy winter to the last theater in the area that was still showing Twilight. I watch Twilight so that I could have something to relate to her with. Didn't work.

>me: I finally got around to seeing Twilight.
>her: omg, you did???!!
>me: yeah
>her: awesome
>awkward silence ensues
>me: well, I better get back to some homework
>tfw she thought it was "adorable" that I was the only guy on our floor who saw the movie.

weeks later I bought her a framed poster of Edward Cullen (her crush) for Christmas.

>her: omg, anon, you're the best!! Thank you so much!!
>me: don't mention it.
>she goes to her friends to show it off
>I return to my room to do homework.

Never got so much as a hug from her, much less any other type of physical contact.